Fantastic Message from New Man

January 12, 2017 Thursday

Wow… this “New Year’s Effect” on Ashley Madison, where men resolve to get laid in the new year, is in full glory this weekend!  Here’s a message from a new guy!  
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From: TimmyTim49
To: Sassy
Date:Thur, Jan 12th – 2:28pm
sassy, 
[he said something that shows he read my profile! and that he got the joke in my tagline!] 
I am in need of a relationship with passion, touching, laughing and fun! I, too, am also looking for that one, right, special friend to share passionate moments. Can you help there? 
I know it might be counter intuitive on this site, but I will endeavor to be honest, up front and answer any questions that will make you feel more comfortable. 
But first a bit about me. I am a 56 yo. white male, 6’2 220lbs with blond hair and blue eyes.  I am intelligent, educated, articulate and professional.  I have a great sense of humor and a very playful side. I also love to cuddle, kiss, enjoy, and take all the time needed to let things unfold naturally.   I am an extremely tactile person who loves to touch and be touched.  I love (live) to use my hand to caress and give sensual, erotic massages .  I crave all sort of contact: hugging, kissing and most importantly, giving oral.   So the thought of extended foreplay with a woman with some curves sends shivers up my spine (and other places too).  I am very open minded, non-judgemental and love to experiment.  The thought of a man and woman being nice to each other is a great place to start! 
I hope I piqued your interest as much as you piqued my imagination.  I look forward to hearing from you soon.  If you want you may contact me through my e-mail: [email redacted] 
Take care, Tim
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Wow. Hard to say why, but this message felt like exactly what I want to hear.  Maybe almost too good… think he’s pandering?  I went to look at his profile.  [I made a few changes to protect him]
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TimmyTim49’s Profile
Looking to share an adventure
• Age: 56 (Sagittarius)
• Location: Hopkinson, Massachusetts, United States
• Height: 6’2″ 
• Weight: 220 lbs  A few extra pounds
• Languages Spoken: English
• My Limits: Whatever Excites Me
• Status: Attached Male seeking Females
• Gender: Male
• Ethnicity: Caucasian (white)
• Smoking Habits: Never
Preferences and encounters I am open to:
Conventional Sex, Light Kinky Fun, Experimenting with Tantric Sex, Experimenting with Sex Toys, Open to Experimentation, Gentleness, Good With Your Hands, Sensual Massage, Extended Foreplay/Teasing, Bubble Bath for 2, Likes to Give Oral Sex, Likes to Receive Oral Sex, Someone I Can Teach, Someone Who Can Teach Me, Dressing Up/Lingerie, Kissing, Cuddling & Hugging, Sharing Fantasies, Sex Talk
What really turns me on:
Sense of Humor, Imagination, Creative and Adventurous, Relaxed and Easy Going, Discretion/Secrecy, A Good Listener, Good Communicator, Dislikes Routine
What I’m looking for:
Picnics, Daring Rendezvous, The Outdoors/Nature, Skinny Dipping, Romantic Walks, I Am a Social Drinker
• Member Feedback: 
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gives good   pursues   worth the   better in   hot to trot   salacious   better over   keeps   popular
chat            fantasies time           person                                          time             promises 
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Oh my… this man looks so good!   All checkboxes but not bad ones.  Tall, attached, good distance away but not too far, about my age… but I am busy with Randy, right?
I tried to forget about it and focus on Randy, but this guy stuck in my mind.  I decided to sleep on it… see if it still felt right to answer tomorrow.  It doesn’t help that every time I haven’t answered one guy because I thought I might see a different guy soon, the second one didn’t work out and I was sorry.  Hmmm… tomorrow.  I’ll figure it out tomorrow!


Sassy boob day

January 12, 2017 Thursday

9:18 AM
Randy
How are you this morning

Sassy
Good morning hot stuff! How’re you this fine Thursday morning?

Randy
Ok work is craasaaaazy this week

Sassy
Crazier than usual?

Randy
Yes unfortunately lots of government forms and stuff

Randy
How are things with you?

Sassy
Rolling along. 

Just finished the payroll. 
I’m off tomorrow so pressing two days work into one.

Randy
Sounds fun to have some time off

Sassy
Eh… Going to MGH for annual mammogram
Wish you could play with my chest instead!

Randy
I would be happy to give you my evaluation
Good luck

Sassy
Thanks!
I always plan a special lunch afterwards, so I have something to look forward to

Randy
I love how you think

Randy
Hopefully it went well

9:37 PM
Randy
I hope your visit went okay

Sassy
Oh! It’s tomorrow, why I have the day off.

Randy
Oh I guess I got the days confused

Sassy
You relaxing?

Randy
yes watching tv and doing some work

Sassy
I’ve been playing…very mellow

Randy
With yourself, online?
playing now?
Gone away?
Jeopardy music playing

Sassy
With myself and a toy and tumblr
Just came hard

Randy
Oh I wish I could have helped

Sassy
Aaah

Randy
better?

Sassy
So Mellow

Randy
What kind of pictures do you like?
Very mellow and asleep?

Sassy
Varies…tonight I was looking at women in sheer clothes and men showing off their equipment

Randy
Nice
Anything a particular with the men?
Asleep now?

Sassy
Hunks-showing-their-junk.tumblr.com

Randy
Decent sized dicks
pretty ripped too

Sassy
Lots of different scenarios
Sheersgreat.tumblr.com

Randy
Hmmm small kitties, little asses and skinny chicks… not my thing
You like?

Sassy
Just appreciate the confidence, the naughty fun
Carelessnaked.tumblr.com

Randy
IC a few with big areoles … I like those
Like your tits

Sassy
Make your fingers twitch to touch?

Randy
Absolutely

Sassy
Tongue tingling?

Randy
And my mound hunger
or mouth
and tongue
Love sucking clit
Suck the whole thing in my mouth then explore with my tongue
gone away?
Scare you off?
Looking at porn?

Sassy
Imagining
Spread open on a bed

Randy
I like it
Just let me explore
Go down on you and finger you until you explode

Sassy
Oh yes

Randy
Explore you lips and pussy with my tongue
Kiss you head to toe

Sassy
Mmm mmm mmm

Randy
Push your head down in my lap so you can take my cock up to my balls

Sassy
You won’t have to push… I’ll be heading there!

Randy
Nice
Tickle my head with your tongue
Fondle my balls

Sassy

Randy
Very nice baby
Give me something to think of in a little bit when I have some private time

Sassy
🙂

Randy
I need some quality fuck time
Scare you off?

Sassy
I hear you

Randy
OK time for me to turn in baby
Early day tomorrow
Good night

Sassy
Sleep well!

Randy
You too baby

Sassy
Dream naughty

Randy
Oh yes and you too
Good night

10:30 PM
Sassy
Mwah!

On the mend

January 11, 2017 Wednesday

5:14 AM
Randy
Good morning

7:34 AM
Sassy
Good morning !

7:15 PM
Randy
Hope you’re feeling better

Sassy
I’m definitely on the mend. How’re you?

Randy
Better 

it’s already been a long week

Sassy
I know that feeling!

10:31 PM
Randy
Just finished catching up on email arrgh
Hope you’re doing okay

Same sick track

January 10, 2017 Tuesday

6:13 AM
Randy
Good morning

7:53 AM 

Sassy
Good morning hot stuff!

8:50 AM

Randy
How are you this morning?

Sassy
I’m cheerful but sniffling, sneezing and argh!

How are you doing?

11:59 AM
Randy
Sorry you’re still sick
I’m much better now but woke up with a sore throat

Sassy
Funny how we’re on the same track with you about 2 days after me!

Randy
It kind of sucks but I’m really tracking about a week behind my kids
Off to Europe in a couple of weeks again

1:30 PM
Randy
Crazy week at work!!!!

Sassy
I hear ya…feel like I can’t get caught up

Randy
Me too

6:11 PM
Randy
How was your day?
Booked my travel to EU 

another whirlwind tour

Sassy
Hiya!
It rolled along.
Back to the same countries?

Randy
England, Germany, France then back to England woohoo, but no time for sightseeing
I like the Braless only site you found

Sassy
Yay! It’s fun

Randy
Yep but nothing like the real thing
Are you feeling 100% again?

Sassy
no… still sniffling and sore throat, but trying to ignore it
You?

Randy
My throat was sore this morning but is gone now.
I am hoping it doesn’t progress

Sassy
Do you book your travel or have an assistant to do it?

Randy
My assistant is terrible for travel she does’t pay attention.
My assistant at my last job was great
So now I book my travel myself
Found business class for economy prices
And my previous assistant was hot
and happy
and flirty

Sassy
Do you use regular web sites, or have a deal for your company with one place?

Randy
and was really really good at her job. I miss her

Sassy
What happened to her?

Randy
I check a bunch of things but ended up Virgin Atlantic was best

Sassy
I flew them last time I went to London

Randy
It was at my last job but she quit after I left because the place got boring
I love Virgin
SO feeling sexy again ms sassy?
Feeling apoplectic?

Sassy
I wish I could carry your briefcase and tag along

Randy
Well I’m dreaming of you

Sassy
I was booking travel today for people coming in for job interviews
What do you dream of?

Randy
Oooh that would be fun.
I dream of simple things like talking and holding hands at times.

Sassy
I could sightsee while you work. 🙂

Randy
But then I also dream of vastly more carnal things
And then you could meet me in the hotel for more sightseeing

Sassy
Oh yes

Randy
I don;t think I will have much time for sightseeing if at all unfortunately

Sassy
I know
Nice to dream though

Randy
Yes very on many levels
I may get part of Tuesday to look around
Maybe Friday morning in London

Sassy
I adore London
My sister lived there for two years so I got to have so much fun!

Randy
Funny my former assistant lived there too
I hear lots of good things but I have never been
Ok I have to run and grab dinner and take the kids
Chat later?

Sassy
Check in. If I am awake, I will chat all over you!

Randy
Very nice and well played
I would love you to take my chat deep

9:07 PM
Randy
Hey there I’m back
I hope that you are sleep and getting some much needed rest baby

Aiming to meet Randy

Monday, January 9, 2017 

6:26 AM
Randy
Good morning I hope you feel better

8:16 AM
Sassy
Good morning hot stuff! How’re you?

9:10 AM
Randy
I finally feel better how are you?

10:09 AM
Sassy
So glad you’re better!

I’m still sniffling and my throat is sore but I feel much better!

12:29 PM
Randy
That is good. Glad it isn’t lingering

4:07 PM
Randy
Btw I am free Wednesday evening too if you wanted to get together

Sassy
Oh how I wish! 

Hubby has the car. 
Can we aim for next Wednesday, the 18th?

7:54 PM
Randy
Maybe Monday next week 

I’m free to just need to check on kids plans

Sassy and sexy

January 8, 2017 Sunday

8:01 AM
Randy
Good morning Ms Sassy & Sexy
How are you this morning

9:24 AM
Randy
I am feeling better today after some sleep

Sassy
Good morning hot stuff!
I woke up with a sore throat and sniffles. Argh!
I hate hate hate to say this, but I don’t think we can meet tomorrow.
Let’s aim for something next week!
This is so odd…I am rarely sick and can’t recall ever getting one thing after another….grrr

Randy
Oh boy I’m sorry baby
I understand and the sore throats thing has been going around
I hope you feel better soon

Sassy
Glad you’re on the mend

Randy
Thx

Sassy
I’m drinking a big mug of water and going back to bed

Randy
I hope you feel better soon

Sassy
Busy day for you?

Randy
Writing reviews and cleaning up 

truly exciting

Sassy
Ah… Maybe I can perk you up later. 😉

10:05 AM
Randy
That would be nice 

I hope you get some rest

Slow and sucking

January 7, 2017 Saturday

11:42 AM
Randy
Hey there sexy
Dreaming of going down on you

Sassy
Good morning!
Mmmm…that made me squirm.
In a good way!

Randy
Hey how are you?

Sassy
Oh fine…in bed.

Randy
You like?

Sassy
You starting to feel better?

Randy
Not really still sick

Sassy
Awww….soon…

Randy
I hope so. 

Still sticking with tomato soup

Sassy
Your family have it too?

Randy
Yes I’m the last to get sick

Sassy
Ugh

Randy
Yep
I feel slightly better

Sassy
Try something solid…toast? Crackers?

Randy
Oh I had some Ritz crackers

Sassy
Excellent!

Randy
Do you like getting oral?
Scare you off?

Sassy
Oh yes…that and a couple of well placed fingers can be explosive

Randy
Nice! 

Love doing that 
fingering and oral

Sassy
I don’t scare

Randy
Kissing all around and exploring

Sassy
The trick is slowly…

Randy
You like slow and gentle

Sassy
A lot of men and apparently women like the fast flick

Randy
It depends
I try and read the situation

Sassy
I’m more the slow lick type

Randy
Making love to your clit with my tongue

Sassy
Aah..

Randy
Slow and sucking

Sassy
Mmmm

Randy
I luv luv luv giving oral
What gets you off more oral, fingering or fucking?
Sorry a bit horny this morning

Sassy
Horny is a good sign…
It depends….

Randy
Ok I”l let you guide me

Sassy
Like me asking if you want a bj or sex?

Randy
Yes, but alway love a BJ
I can cum 3+ times
and can keep it up for a few hours

Sassy
Right. 

Embrace the power of BOTH!

Randy
Exactly

Sassy
You ready for snow?

Randy
Do you like slow and passionate from the start?
Any new pics you can share?

Sassy
Some days I need quick pounding. 

Others, hours of talk and touch

Randy
That works for me too

Sassy
Not right now…

Randy
I have fucked for about half an hour just talking about the day
ok

Sassy
Heh

Randy
I’m hoping I’m better before Monday
Hey what?
I mean talking while fucking

Sassy
I am impressed you can talk and fuck! I adore that.

Randy
I have some skill apparently
Wife doesn’t appreciate…. she doesn’t like sex

Sassy
Ugh
I know how tough that is

Randy
Yep
Love kissing

Sassy
I have agonized over Hubby’s distancing

Randy
Ah you’re sexy and sassy 

his loss

Sassy
Thanks!

Randy
How much time will you have Monday?

Can you still meet Monday? Assuming I’m socially acceptable

Sassy
You still planning on that?

Randy
I think so
Why?

Sassy
Just didn’t know, health wise

Randy
I hope I’m better
Really need some passion time

Sassy
I can take as long as I want

Randy
Ok can you leave work early or you hourly?

Sassy
I can leave early for “a doctor’s appointment”

Randy
OK how early would you want to meet?

Sassy
Whatever works for you. 

Just tell me when and where. 
If you need suggestions, let me know

Randy
OK I’ll see how I feel tomorrow
I manscaped in anticipation of our date

Sassy
Oh my

Randy
OK?
Oh is there a hotel you like?

Sassy
Won’t make your wife suspicious?

Randy
Um only if she sees me naked. I’m safe for about 6 months

I’m planning on brining drinks for Monday 

do you like water, soda something else?

Sassy
Water is great!

Randy
OK
Like your bra picture you sent

Sassy
It’s my favorite
Let me send you a hotel link when I’m awake

Randy
Would love to see more pics
Yes please want to make sure I please you

Sassy
There’s a Comfort Inn off 93 that is fine if the location works for you

Randy
Woburn?

Sassy
Yes. It’s basic and clean, runs about $80

Randy
That might work. Are you loud?
And Woburn is OK?

Sassy
I can be but there’s usually no one there before dinner
Hang on… Getting grocery delivery

Randy
OK I might look for a suite

Sassy
Do you have AAA? It reduces the. Rate
Nah…we just need a king size bed. 🙂

12:35 PM
Randy
Yes, I’ll find something in the area
Sorry the family just got home and I need to run

Lots of water

January 6, 2017 Friday

11:55 AM
Randy
Sucks being sick

Sassy
I hear you
You home?

3:05 PM
Randy
No I had to go to work

Sassy
Ugh

7:23 PM
Randy
Exactly

Sassy
Are you resting?

Randy
Yes big day today though 

Big success at work
my group did a great job

Sassy
Are you drinking lots of water?

Randy
Yes and a couple off beers

Sassy
Um…
Did you barf?

Randy
How was your day and no

Sassy
Just the bad diarrhea?

Randy
Yes loads of fun

Sassy
Whee

Randy
How are you

Sassy
I had a quiet day. 

Did the payroll from home then popped around the net

I made a list of new restaurants to try
There have been several “best restaurants of 2016” articles so I culled the ones around here from them and made a google doc. 🙂

Randy
Oh nice 

do you feel better

Sassy
I am mostly better, just tired
The worst part was the 12 hours from 3 pm Wed to 5 am Thursday
After that it was easier

Randy
Oh I’m still living that dream

Sassy
I started back with crackers

Randy
I tried beers to kill off bacteria… and to celebrate

Sassy
Ha

Randy
Unsuccessful so far

Sassy
Wonderful about work being good

Randy
Yes
It is HUGE!!!
Finishing some tomato soup

Sassy
Ah good.
Remember the BRAT diet thing… banana, rice, applesauce, toast
and LOTS of water… 

push those germs right outta there and avoid dehydration

Randy
Oh yes I know a lot about how to get better

Sassy
Oh right! 

Men often make THE WORST PATIENTS! Ha!

Randy
Yes and yes I am
Ok I am going to head off to bed baby
I’m spent

Sassy
Sleep well. 

Let me know how you’re doing?

Seems like you’re about 24 hours behind me, so you should feel much better tomorrow

Randy
Thx will do
I hope you feel better too

I hope so

Sassy
Mwah!
Can you rest tomorrow?

Randy
Yes but I need to some reviews

Sassy
Be careful in the snow
like performance reviews?

Randy
Will do and you too
Yes but I’m so busy right now it is a chore

Sassy
It’s always a chore
Good luck!

7:49 PM
Randy
Thx 

nite babe

Randy down

January 5, 2017 Thursday

6:42 AM
Randy
I hope you’re feeling better this morning

2:21 PM
Sassy
Tough night. But on the mend now!

10:18 PM
Randy
I think I have what you have. 
I am down for the count

Sassy
Oh no! 

Can you get it from chatting? 😉
Drink LOTS of water…
What symptoms? 
10:25 PM
Hope you feel much better soon!

Pent up energy

January 4, 2017 Wednesday

9:19 PM
Randy
Are you there baby

Sassy
I have a stomach bug. Not good

Randy
Oh several people do 

both my kids do

Sassy
Oh no!

Randy
I’m fine

Sassy
Barfed at work…gross

Randy
oh no
is it waining?

Sassy
Not yet

Randy
I am sorry baby.
Do you want to chat some other time?

Sassy
Thanks. 

No brain, probably wouldn’t be much fun
Hope you don’t get it!

Randy
OK. 

 I am free Monday if you are better

Sassy
YAY!

Randy
Should be fun so get better!

Sassy
In theory it’s 24 hrs of misery and then better

Randy
Good!
Because I have a lot of pent up energy

Sassy
Check on me tomorrow?

Randy
Yes 

I hope you getter soon!

Sassy
Thanks. Mwah!

9:24 PM
Randy
Good night baby