Monthly Archives: January 2018

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Snowy Saturday

January 7, 2017 Saturday
7:30 AM Sassy
Good morning kid!  You getting snow?

7:47 AM Phil
Good morning, just a dusting
7:47 AM Sassy
Phew.  They just upped our forecast into the 8-12 inch range.  Whee!

7:50 AM Phil
It’s snowing all around us. Waiting to see how it turns out.

7:51 AM Sassy
Hope it’s not messing up any plans you had.

7:56 AM Phil
No plans for today, just doing things around the house. 
Mom flies in on Thursday for the weekend.

7:56 AM Sassy
Oh!  How wonderful!

8:38 AM Phil 
[photo of his backyard with a dusting of snow]
That’s it for us

8:40 AM Sassy
Looks pretty!

8:42 AM Phil
Should get another inch maybe

12:43 PM Sassy
And so it begins. Nothing like a Saturday storm!

[photo of the view from my balcony with the ground covered in snow and more falling]




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Lots of water

January 6, 2017 Friday

11:55 AM
Randy
Sucks being sick

Sassy
I hear you
You home?

3:05 PM
Randy
No I had to go to work

Sassy
Ugh

7:23 PM
Randy
Exactly

Sassy
Are you resting?

Randy
Yes big day today though 

Big success at work
my group did a great job

Sassy
Are you drinking lots of water?

Randy
Yes and a couple off beers

Sassy
Um…
Did you barf?

Randy
How was your day and no

Sassy
Just the bad diarrhea?

Randy
Yes loads of fun

Sassy
Whee

Randy
How are you

Sassy
I had a quiet day. 

Did the payroll from home then popped around the net

I made a list of new restaurants to try
There have been several “best restaurants of 2016” articles so I culled the ones around here from them and made a google doc. 🙂

Randy
Oh nice 

do you feel better

Sassy
I am mostly better, just tired
The worst part was the 12 hours from 3 pm Wed to 5 am Thursday
After that it was easier

Randy
Oh I’m still living that dream

Sassy
I started back with crackers

Randy
I tried beers to kill off bacteria… and to celebrate

Sassy
Ha

Randy
Unsuccessful so far

Sassy
Wonderful about work being good

Randy
Yes
It is HUGE!!!
Finishing some tomato soup

Sassy
Ah good.
Remember the BRAT diet thing… banana, rice, applesauce, toast
and LOTS of water… 

push those germs right outta there and avoid dehydration

Randy
Oh yes I know a lot about how to get better

Sassy
Oh right! 

Men often make THE WORST PATIENTS! Ha!

Randy
Yes and yes I am
Ok I am going to head off to bed baby
I’m spent

Sassy
Sleep well. 

Let me know how you’re doing?

Seems like you’re about 24 hours behind me, so you should feel much better tomorrow

Randy
Thx will do
I hope you feel better too

I hope so

Sassy
Mwah!
Can you rest tomorrow?

Randy
Yes but I need to some reviews

Sassy
Be careful in the snow
like performance reviews?

Randy
Will do and you too
Yes but I’m so busy right now it is a chore

Sassy
It’s always a chore
Good luck!

7:49 PM
Randy
Thx 

nite babe
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Keurig Booze machine

January 6, 2017 Friday
10:00 AM Sassy
Happy Friday kid!  Hope you’re having fun!  
I’m on the mend but home doing the payroll.  Whee.

10:26 AM Phil
Happy Friday!  Glad to hear you are feeling better!

 10:47 AM Sassy
A little snow
[photo of the view out my balcony doors with a dusting of snow on the ground]
4:21 PM Sassy
You see this?  Sounds like your sort of appliance!

Keurig, Budweiser parents team up to make in-home booze machine – The Boston Globe
https://www.bostonglobe.com/business/2017/01/06/keurig-budweiser-parents-team-make-home-booze-machine/06rhhFwD2kISjzxLFuaNHL/story.html

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Randy down

January 5, 2017 Thursday

6:42 AM
Randy
I hope you’re feeling better this morning

2:21 PM
Sassy
Tough night. But on the mend now!

10:18 PM
Randy
I think I have what you have. 
I am down for the count

Sassy
Oh no! 

Can you get it from chatting? 😉
Drink LOTS of water…
What symptoms? 
10:25 PM
Hope you feel much better soon!
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Fairly certain

January 5, 2017 Thursday

6:17 AM Sassy
Good morning Philip!  
I’m home sick with a stomach bug… no fun.  
Hope you’re having a better morning than I am!

6:23 AM Phil
Awww.  Hope you feel better.  
I am fairly certain my day will be better than yours. 
Get some rest.


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Pent up energy

January 4, 2017 Wednesday

9:19 PM
Randy
Are you there baby

Sassy
I have a stomach bug. Not good

Randy
Oh several people do 

both my kids do

Sassy
Oh no!

Randy
I’m fine

Sassy
Barfed at work…gross

Randy
oh no
is it waining?

Sassy
Not yet

Randy
I am sorry baby.
Do you want to chat some other time?

Sassy
Thanks. 

No brain, probably wouldn’t be much fun
Hope you don’t get it!

Randy
OK. 

 I am free Monday if you are better

Sassy
YAY!

Randy
Should be fun so get better!

Sassy
In theory it’s 24 hrs of misery and then better

Randy
Good!
Because I have a lot of pent up energy

Sassy
Check on me tomorrow?

Randy
Yes 

I hope you getter soon!

Sassy
Thanks. Mwah!

9:24 PM
Randy
Good night baby

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Massage your day away

January 3, 2017 Tuesday

9:27 PM
Randy
Hey there miss sassy

Sassy
Hiya Hot stuff!

Randy
How are you?

Sassy
I’m running on fumes… you?

Randy
Been a long week already
Boss is insane

Sassy
Oh dear
Hubby had a stomach bug, woke me up every hour last night

Randy
Oh well that is life

Sassy
I didn’t have to move today… moving tomorrow! Whee

Randy
Oh boy sounds truly eventful.
Are they celebrating the move?

Sassy
ha ha no

Randy
Oh well.
Chatting online to destress?

Sassy
Since you’re here… 🙂

Randy
Nice

Sassy
Probably won’t last long. but sooo nice to see your words!

Randy
Oh very tired?
Wish I could massage your day away

Sassy
Mmmm… touch me. Tell me stories. 🙂

Randy
What kind of stories do you like?

Sassy
All sorts! Whatever you feel like telling…

Randy
The story of how a gene becomes a protein?

Sassy
Or I can be quiet and smile if talking is too much… rub your feet and legs
That would be different!

Randy
Oh nice I like it
I like loud
And yes would be nice

Sassy
Sometimes loud is great…
sometimes laid back, peaceful is good

Randy
Yep. and yes

Sassy
Did you have to be outside today?

Randy
Have a fantasy of getting a woman off in a restaurant quietly and covertly

Sassy
It was beastly
oh my…

Randy
Yes terrible out today

Sassy
I had to walk to the doctor and run an errand and holy crap!
I am rarely outside in such a mess

Randy
Heavy very cold rain

Sassy
and wind!
Made me want to come home and crawl under the covers with someone warm!

Randy
Very nice idea.
Kissing, cuddling and exploring each other?

Sassy
Oh yes…
Shut the world out

Randy
Maybe making love for a while

Sassy
Yes

Randy
Hmmmm love the idea of spending the day in bed
Enjoying each other
Climaxing and relaxing
then climaxing again

Sassy
Mmmhmmm
Makes me smile

Randy
Me too baby
God I need a BJ
And I need to suck some pussy

Sassy
Put me in a room and shut the door and voila!

Randy
Very nice
Next week?

Sassy
Sure. Will Monday work?

Randy
Maybe will know tomorrow.

Sassy
Okey doke

Randy
I am looking forward to seeking you
Do you need a big dick to get off?

Sassy
Not at all

Randy
The Goldilocks dick

Sassy
Just right….

Randy
My cock is pretty sensitive and is pretty good at finding a g spot
And love to give oral

Sassy
I am counting on that!
I have to get to bed. Ping me tomorrow night?

Randy
Multiple orgasms?
Yes will do
Good night baby

9:55 PM
Sassy
Mwah!

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Reach in

January 3, 2017 Tuesday

From: Landshark
To: Sassy
Date: Tue, Jan 3, 2017 at 8:40 AM
Subject: uncomfortable
sitting here – definitely embracing the power of both …

[photo of his underwear with a big bulge]

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From: Sassy

To: Landshark
Date: Tue, Jan 3, 2017 at 5:54 PM
Subject: re: uncomfortable

You have me doing that thing again, where I want to reach into that photo and slip my fingers under the waistband and help you smile!

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From: Landshark
To: Sassy
Date: Tue, Jan 3, 2017 at 6:27 PM
Subject: re: uncomfortable
Feel free to do so …

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