A good egg

January 20, 2017 Friday
From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Fri, Jan 20, 2017 at 7:10 AM
Re: What an awesome day! 
Just had to say, Good Morning! Thanks to your last missive on chat, John Henry slept very well! I think men name their parts because our penis has a mind of its own, where women can think for themselves!
If I have time to write, chat etc. I will use it so when I don’t you will truly know the reason why. Like today will be tough, hence why I wrote last night. Today they can only be “quickies”.
Tomorrow I will be free to chat at 10:30, and that might be only time I will have until Sunday night? Just a thought to chew on. We can finalize plans for our meeting.
Got to go and train some more folks! Maybe I will quiz you later?
Take care,
Tim

Sent from Yahoo Mail for iPhone
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From: Sassy 
To: TImmyTim
Date: Fri Jan 20, 2017 at 7:57 AM
Re: What an awesome day! 
Good morning T!  Happy Friday!  
Thank you for making me smile first thing!  
Hope your day rolls along.  I’m off to the office to do the payroll.  Whee!  
More later! 
-S
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From: Sassy
To: TimmyTim
Date: Fri Jan 20, 2017 at 2:16 PM
Re: Thank you for being you!
Hiya Tim, 
It’s lunch time and here I am again!  The payroll is done for another week and I can take a few moments to indulge in writing to you.  Hope your Friday is going well. 
Did you see the Inauguration?  I remember 8 years ago… we had a special lunch in the conference room with clam chowder, hot dogs and apple pie.  Everyone from our office and a couple other offices down the hall piled in to watch.  This year there is nothing – it makes us all want to barf.  Ah well.  My sister is going to the march in Boston tomorrow with a group from her UU Church.  She looks cute in her pink hat!  
Yahoo chat didn’t tell me you wrote!  I can’t get it to make notification noises.  Bleh.  I will poke at it some more.  So sorry I missed your second try.  
I watched a BBC documentary about AM last night, mostly about the data breach.  An online pal from the DC area was interviewed but they didn’t use the footage, just one blurry shot of him walking along the Potomac.  I didn’t learn anything as I read so much about it when it happened, but it was interesting to see what they focused on.  
Mmm… a smoker!  That sounds delicious!  Take a photo of it.  If I can’t taste, I want to see!  I get to have BBQ exactly once a year at a friend’s backyard party.  We have a grill-off between two people who claim superiority.  None of my siblings have yards.  We are all city dwellers now. 
I am pondering your question about life.  In some ways, there is no one particular event that comes to mind.  In other ways, there are a bunch!  Perhaps tell me yours and I will be able to frame my answer?  
Where is your favorite place to go on vacation?  My last break was in late October overlooking the water on Lake Winnipesaukee.  The views of the water and mountains combined with the yummy restaurants make for a great getaway.  I’ve been lots of places, but don’t get to go fancy places much nowadays.  I have wonderful memories of a week in Cancun in February 2014.  It was so fantastic to escape all that snow and visit the Mayan ruins, swim in the underground tunnels, and eat fresh seafood overlooking the lagoon in 75 degree breezes.  For day trips we head to Gloucester or Little Compton RI.  I like to walk on the beach, visit a farm stand and a chocolate store, have dinner in a beautiful restaurant overlooking a river… I wonder if you’ve seen the red rocks in Colorado Springs, or the beach at Trunk Cove on St John, or the Golden Gate Bridge?  I am starting to think about showing you those places.  Not likely, but maybe in photos?  And definitely in my dreams.  
I’d better get more work done… then my boss is forcing us to end the day attending a Happy Hour… misnomer extraordinaire! 
So you think 10:30 pm tonight?  I will be around.  If you want to another time, email me.  That makes my phone ping the way chat doesn’t.  
Take care.  If I were there I’d press you against the wall with my entire body and touch you in places you are not used to having someone else touch!  Mwah! 
-S
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From: Sassy
To: TimmyTim
Date: Fri Jan 20, 2017 at 3:17 PM
Subject: Two images
Hiya Tim! 
Taking a break, going through some old notes about tumblr and found a couple of images to share, both sassy in different ways: 
I have a list of videos somewhere… will dig that out over the weekend and find some I like to show you.  
-S
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From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Sent: Friday, January 20, 2017 5:45 PM
Subject: Re: Thank you for being you!
Sassy,
Thanks for your emails and kind words. Tonight is a busy night which I would like to share with you when we chat again. So I can’t chat tonight, but I can chat tomorrow at 9:30 Am if you are free. I will email when I get on and ping me if you have the time! I’ll understand if you can’t, but I hope you can!
Write more later!
Thinking of our first kiss!
Take care,
Tim
Sent from Yahoo Mail for iPhone
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From: Sassy
To: TimmyTim
Date: Fri Jan 20, 2017 at 10:33 PM
Re: Thank you for being you!
Hiya Tim!  Thanks for checking in and letting me know!  You are a good egg! 
I will definitely be chat ready at 9:30 am bearing unforeseen circumstances.
You are going to get kissed.  Ponder that.  🙂 
-S


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Navy Blue Raincoat

January 20, 2017 Friday
8:13 AM Sassy
Good morning!  Happy Friday!  Mwah!

9:14 AM Sassy
Just bought a raincoat after *mumble Cough (too many) years! Finally found a long navy blue one!

9:34 AM Phil
Good morning! Happy Inauguration Day.
9:36 AM Sassy
You watching?
9:51 AM Phil
Absolutely. I thought Obama was ok and I’m hopeful that Trump does well. The people I know who have met with him came away impressed.

3:03 PM Sassy
From my private journal 

Eight years ago today was a wonderful day at work!  My boss got in the inaugural spirit!  He let me throw together an American lunch (shrimp cocktail, chili, cornbread, clam chowder, goat cheese with crackers, onion dip with veggies and chips, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, then apple pie and brownies for dessert)! We set up a big TV in the conference room, and we stopped working to watch history in the making as Barack Obama took the oath of office and spoke eloquently.

Today? No festivities.  Everyone is depressed. I can’t watch.  I can’t think about it. I am working along on the payroll as usual.  *sigh  So sad when the best I can think is, “May it not be as awful as it seems.”  

Here are hugs for all who want them and a couple of kisses too.  XXXoo!


Chat #2 Trainer: Pussy words

January 19, 2017 Thursday
Tim   8:27 PM
Hi! I’m on for a while. Hope to hear from you!
Sassy  8:30 PM
Hiya!
I was watching the first episode of “Victoria” on PBS. 
Sorry to be slow joining the party!
Tim  8:34 PM
that’s OK, glad you are here
so… what are you wearing?
Sassy  8:35 PM
I am still dressed from work
Tim  8:35 PM
And what would that be?
Sassy  8:36 PM
Blue top that buttons all the way up the front (or unbuttons) with a silk scarf, blue slacks, You? 
Tim  8:45 PM
my home clothes, blue jeans and a sweatshirt
I like the unbuttons thing!
Is this not a good time for you?
Sassy  8:54 PM
Sorry.. Hubby distracted me. I am back!
What would you like to know tonight?
Tim  8:55 PM
My favorite subject…Sassy
Sassy  8:55 PM
Awww
If you mean to be charming, you are succeeding
Tim  8:56 PM
Is there a problem, I dont want to be a pest
I am serious that I want to know you
Sassy  8:57 PM
You are the furthest thing from a pest!
Tim  8:57 PM
While waiting, I was looking at your tumbler site
Sassy  8:58 PM
The courtesan?
Tim  8:58 PM
yes
Sassy  8:58 PM
nice distraction?
Tim  8:59 PM
Yes it is. One of the first pictures was a man who came on a woman’s breasts  and I thought of your fantasy
Sassy  9:00 PM
I better go find that photo!
Tim  9:00 PM
Can I be truthful and honest about that sight?
Sassy  9:00 PM
Sure
Tim  9:01 PM
I do like larger woman than they had
Sassy  9:01 PM
Interesting…
Tim  9:02 PM
any picture that got you interested
Sassy  9:04 PM
There was a set a long time ago of kissing that got me started
Tim  9:05 PM
interesting! 
but now my mind jumped to your car metaphor on your last email
i have a mini van
Sassy  9:05 PM
Hee!
I used to…
Tim  9:06 PM
but I hope you understood what I meant about being built for comfort
Sassy  9:08 PM
Yes! That was a great phrase!

Here’s the kissing gifs set
http://companyofthecourtesan.tumblr.com/post/155985422365
Tim 9:09 PM
I love a good restaurant. Italian would be my favorite
that is a great picture set
Sassy  9:09 PM
Have you been to the one on the lake in Marlboro? Allora?
Tim   9:10 PM
Did I tell you I love to kiss
Yes, it’s a lovely place
Sassy  9:10 PM
It has the lip nibbling I was talking about
I went once… yummy
Tim  9:10 PM
Several fine restaurants near there
Sassy  9:11 PM
Wow!
Allora is a favorite of the Boston Hidden Restaurants  guy
Tim  9:11 PM
I like lip nibbles and a good tongue. 
passionate kisses are divine
Sassy  9:12 PM
I tend to suck on the tongue that makes its way into my mouth…
Tim  9:12 PM
There is a great small family owned one in Marlborough called Linguinies
Sassy  9:12 PM
What do you order?
Tim  9:12 PM
Wow I should wait before I write, 
It’s like two conversations at once
Sassy  9:12 PM
I probably shouldn’t admit it, but I like Olive Garden.
Tim  9:13 PM
I like it all.
Sassy  9:13 PM
We go to the one in Shoppers World sometimes
Tim  9:13 PM
It’s not bad, there is one out here too
Sassy  9:13 PM
Are you really in the town you listed? 
Tim  9:14 PM
Yes, and you?
Dont answer if you dont want
Sassy  9:14 PM
Definitely!
I live and work here
Tim  9:14 PM
Cool
Sassy  9:15 PM
Yup
I own a condo
Been here since 1990!
Tim  9:15 PM
Do you like it? do you live in a house or apartment
Sassy  9:15 PM
I adore it
Condo life is pretty good for me, especially in the winter
Tim  9:15 PM
I moved here about 15 years ago
Sassy  9:16 PM
Why?
Tim  9:16 PM
I have the driveway from hell
Sassy  9:16 PM
Snowblower?
Tim  9:18 PM
We found an old house on 5 acres. 
coming from PA, I loved the concept of space. 
Yes, I got one but it did not start this winter!
But it’s not the snow I need blown 🙂
Sassy  9:18 PM
Do you have a name for your male member?
Tim  9:19 PM
Sorry, the wild me is out right now
Yes, I hate to admit
Sassy  9:20 PM
Hi Wild Tim!
You don’t have too. 🙂
Tim  9:20 PM
Just wanted to make you ask
Sassy  9:20 PM
What term do you like for sexy banter – dick? Cock?
TELL MEEEEE!
PLULEEZE?
Tim  9:21 PM
He is so special, I gave him two names: John Henry!
Sassy  9:21 PM
Does that pre-date the Red Sox owner?
Tim  9:21 PM
I named him in middle school when he developed his own mind
Sassy  9:21 PM
That’s a perfectly fine name!
I like it better than many others I’ve heard….
Tim  9:22 PM
Do you have a name for your sweet spot, or is that a guy thing
Sassy  9:22 PM
I wish I could find a word for my lady parts
It’s kind of a joke…
someone sent me a list of 217 synonyms for pussy
Tim  9:22 PM
I will suggest names when I meet her
Sassy  9:23 PM
I carefully read each one… tried it on, so to speak
Nada
nothing sounded right
Tim  9:23 PM
Wow, that man needs a hobby!
Does the term pussy offend you at all
Sassy  9:24 PM
I think it was a compilation of responses from women
No… just doesn’t seem right
vagina is too clinical
Tim  9:24 PM
an example
Sassy  9:24 PM
tunnel of love 
makes me giggle
Tim  9:25 PM
of one of the names
and you are right, vagina is a health class word
heard that one, but vagina is latin for a sheath for a sword
Sassy  9:27 PM
that makes sense
vulva… bleh
cunt… um… no
hooha is okay 
but still makes me giggle
Tim  9:28 PM
The c-word has a very interesting history, 
I adore the history of words
What about an alter ego woman’s name
like Betty
Sassy  9:28 PM
Nah
 it works sometimes
Tim  9:28 PM
Not Betty, but one like us men do
Sassy  9:29 PM
Have you read or seen the Vagina Monologues?
Tim  9:29 PM
no.  heard of it but never read or seen

Sassy  9:29 PM
I should send you the script from the one I saw
Tim  9:29 PM
I would like to read it, maybe with you
Sassy  9:29 PM
It’s only 35 pages and I think you’d find it funny, sad, interesting, angering, and glorious
Tim  9:30 PM
I dont really know about the play, but I would really like to know
Sassy  9:31 PM
It’s little vignettes, so easy to read in spurts
Tim  9:32 PM
Did I tell you I love pussy, vagina, tunnel of love, or what ever you call it, a rose by anyother name is….
Spurts … like the sound
I think she is so beautiful
Sassy  9:33 PM
I am amazed at how they vary so much
A pal of mine collected photos… fascinating the variety
Tim  9:35 PM
from the internet or from people he/she met
I think god or the creator etc. got that body part so prfect
Sassy  9:35 PM
A mix
Tim  9:35 PM
Is it on line or private collection
Sassy  9:36 PM
I sent the script.
I think it was a tumblr… let me look
Tim  9:36 PM
thank you, I will read it in case we have some silent, awkward pauses when we meet
Sassy  9:40 PM
The thing that brought it to mind is the skit about CUNT
trying to reclaim that word
Tim  9:43 PM
Do you have a positive self image of your pussy?
Sassy  9:45 PM
I don’t think about my parts much…
I do like that my plumbing still works
And men say I am tight
Tim  9:45 PM
I will have to read the script, but your insights will help
Sassy  9:46 PM
Most of the skits are on youtube 
if you get the urge to see them performed
I will be interested in your comments
either in writing or in person if that’s easier
I looked up “vagina photos tumblr”… there are a bunch!
Tim  9:47 PM
why don’t you think about it much? I am glad the plumbimg works, more than you will know. comments  on the play or your parts?
you can send the link if you wish
Sassy  9:47 PM
which link?
Tim  9:48 PM
the vjays tumbler links
Sassy  9:49 PM
Tim  9:50 PM
I hope I did not make you feel uncomfortable when I asked about you self body image
I just want to get to know how you think, and that was insensitive
Sassy  9:51 PM
That was fine!
Tim  9:52 PM
thank you for the pictures
Sassy  9:52 PM
I can’t find the one I want… hate that
It’s just close ups of vajayjays
Something very… artsy about it
Tim  9:53 PM
I unfortunately have to go now! I so love talking to you
Sassy  9:53 PM
Good night! Mwah!
I keep meaning to give you virtual bj and getting distracted… sorry!
Thanks for letting me noodle about terms
Tim  9:54 PM
I can’t wait to meet you and have a wonderful face to face talk! I hope we can become confidants
Sassy  9:54 PM
Pet John Henry for me!
Tim  9:54 PM
Oh I will
Sassy  9:54 PM
Yes please!
Tim  9:54 PM
do you pet yours
Sassy  9:54 PM
🙂
Tim  9:55 PM
that is a big smile, pet her for me!
someday. maybe I can help
Sassy  9:55 PM
Soon
Tim  9:57 PM
 sleep tight and be safe
we will chat in the future! 
bye and kisses. 
kissing with some tongue, 
can you blow tongue kisses
got to go, but I so want to stay
Tim 11:23 PM
you still on?!
I just finished watching a show with my wife, have a few


Addiction

January 19, 2017 Thursday
From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Thursday, January 19, 2017 7:56 AM
Subject: Thanks for that call!
Sassy,
I only had one thought after our call:
Addiction! I just love talking, sharing, listening and the feeling that it is safe to share. After I hung up, I wanted more! I think friends we are, hope we can always be, but now it is time to meet and explore the next phase: hugs with groping!
About pictures. I do not want you to feel that you have to share them or that I expect them. But if you want to share, I would love to see them. I said I was glad our communication started without either of us wanting a picture before we even talked. That is shallow and I need more. So yes I am a male, visual but I am truly looking for a friend and all we define what that friendship means. My ultimate fantasy right now is to make hot passionate love then, after we have had our fill if each other’s bodies, lying spent and content, just having your head resting on my chest, listening to our breathing, hearts beating and then, in the most vulnerable moment a man and woman can experience, talk from the soul, feeling safe, appreciated, wanted! (That was one run on sentence.) If we went straight to the shallow that could not happen. We have to build that trust and I don’t want to trade that aspect of the courting ritual. If you want to trade pictures (I have no risqué ones…. Yet!) I would be ready. But do not expect. I feel we have passed the shallow stage, so if comfortable send some, or ask for my key if you want to see a totally dressed, “boring” picture of me!
I look so forward to meeting you! I’m going to research the practical details and write back later.
Sassy, Sassy, Sassy, you have grabbed my imagination! The sky, or how we define it is our limit.
Hugs with my hands running up and down your body…..
Take care,
Tim
Sent from Yahoo Mail for iPhone
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From: Sassy
To: TimmyTim
Date: Thurs Jan 19, 2017 at 1:58 PM
Re: Thanks for that call!
Hiya Tim,
Hope your Thursday is rolling along.  So lovely to see the sun!  I am taking a break for lunch and writing to you!  I am not in the habit of taking lunch but suddenly have an incentive.  I had a fun morning processing invoices!  I need something fun!  Luckily I can think about you and smile and imagine… more!  
If you have any questions about logistics, don’t hesitate to ask.  I am willing to head out your way or meet halfway in future, but first meets go better on my turf. 
Please help me remember to be careful in public with physical displays, but I definitely plan to hug you when I meet you like an old friend.  It does feel like we are friends already.  I hear that “click” that can happen if I talk with a man who seems like he will fit into my life, fill the empty spaces.  I can easily see the scenario you wrote about… lying on your chest, reveling in the afterglow… 
Let’s wait a little longer on the face photo front, if that’s okay.  I may ask to see something next week, to help me find you when we first meet, but otherwise I don’t feel any urgency.  I have learned that looks do not matter to me, especially as shown in photos. If you start getting nervous, I can send something.  It is tough thinking I have to wait a week… but I am patient and eager to take in more info about you that will help us be fantastic together. 
Do you have any fun weekend plans?  We’ll go to my niece’s house and celebrate her birthday with the family on Saturday night.  No plans for Sunday yet… I should make some!  
I’m going to dig up another sexy story to send you.  I want to brighten your day and make you hard. 😉 
-S
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From: Sassy
To: TimmyTIm
Date: Thurs Jan 19, 2017 at 2:04 PM
Subject: The Fan
The Fan
He couldn’t believe he was doing this.  His friend had talked
him into reading at Stone Soup Poets open mike.  One of the
stories.  It was for Valentine’s Day, and everyone was doing
it, but it still made him feel vulnerable and exposed.  
He read and paused, as appreciative sighs filled the room, and
knew it would be alright.  He noticed this woman, standing in
the back against the wall.  Staring right at him.  He felt like
he was reading to her, and that she felt it, too.  He finished,
and a crowd gathered around him to chat and congratulate and
fawn and cluck.  He searched the room for her, but she had gone.
He listened to the other artists awhile, but couldn’t get the
hazy image of the woman out of his mind.  Finally, he slipped
out the side door and started toward the train.  She spoke as
he passed, startling him.
       “Your story was…special.  It touched me.”  She almost
whispered into the night air.
       “Thank you,” he said, automatically.  Brilliant.  He tried
to make out her face in the dim light of the street lamp.
       “It made me…want to know you,” she sighed, almost as if
she hadn’t wanted to admit it. He was sure his mouth hung open at
that point.  He remembered himself in a few seconds, and decided to
be flip.
       “So, what did you want to know?”  He quipped, not really
expecting her to answer. She looked away, then surprised him.
       “What it would be like to inspire you.”  He gulped in air.
There didn’t seem to be enough air to fill his burning lungs.  He
realized that somehow, in the last minute, something had passed
between them.  It scared him, but drew him to her.
       “Can I walk you to the train?”  He asked her.  She seemed
to consider it carefully, then stepped forward and took his arm in
silent acceptance.  He felt her breast against his arm and wondered
if he could remember how to walk.  He managed.  He thought she 
would ask him mundane questions, quiz him about his story or his life.  
She was silent, seemingly deep in thought, walking in step with him.
       He wanted to see her face, but she was beside him so he could
only take in her long hair, swinging around her, and how she seemed
just the right height to walk with him, and how her chest moved with
each step.  They passed a pottery shop and she paused briefly to
glance at the brightly colored bowls.  Suddenly, she yanked him into
the dark doorway, and pressed him against the stone of the building.
He felt the cold against his back, then the heat of her in front,
as she wiggled to fit her body to his.  Then she put her lips within
a hair of his, and stopped.  This seemed to be quite a distance for
her initiative to take her, but not quite there.
       He cursed the lack of light.  He couldn’t see her eyes.  But
it didn’t seem to matter, he was taking her invitation and sinking
his tongue into her mouth before he realized he’d decided to do it.
He felt as hard as the stone against his back, and knew she felt it
too by the breath she took when he raised his head momentarily.  She
worked her hand under his shirt, and put his hand on her breast.
They teased each other’s nipples, nipping at necks and ears and noses.  
Smiling into each other’s mouths as their breathing raged out of control.
       This was crazy.  He didn’t know this woman.  He knew
nothing except she liked his writing, that she had understood
the call in it.  And that she felt so right in his arms.  It
was nuts, but it made sense to him.  He’d find out the other
stuff later, if it became important.  He was startled back to
the present by her hand at his belt.  Oh, my god.
       She stopped for a moment, took a deep breath and
whispered in his ear.
       “I don’t…I mean, I haven’t…ever…without…” she
couldn’t seem to say it, but he knew she was trying to justify
this wildfire burning between two strangers in a dark doorway.
       “I know,” he murmured, hugging her even closer.  That
seemed to settle it.  She undid his belt, and slipped her hand
inside his clothes to touch him.  He thought he’d pass out.
She rubbed him just the right way for longer than he thought
he could endure.  He knew he should be touching her, but could
not summon the brain power beyond savoring her touch.  She
removed one hand to her pocket, he heard a rip, then she was
taking his sex from his pants, and covering it with latex,
and leading him to a ledge deeper in the doorway.  She stretched
out on the stone, and pulled him down over her, into her.  The
combination of the time and place and strangeness and the latex
set him off almost immediately.  He pounded her into the stone,
without thought of her soft body.  She met his every thrust,
moaning in his ear.  He felt the pulsing, the searing heat, and
filled the plastic, thinking of filling her.  She clenched him
deep inside.  His mind clung to every detail as he realized he
would desperately need to write about this later.
       They clung to one another forever.  Then sat close to
each other on the ledge as they righted their clothes.  There
seemed to be so much to say, and yet nowhere to start.  He
finally took her arm, and they continued toward the train. He
thought he should be panicking, but couldn’t get beyond the
amazing afterglow.  When they reached the platform, he expected
her to disappear like the dream she seemed to him.  She chewed
her lip.  He feasted on seeing her in the light.
       “I need to know more.”  She whispered, a pleading look
on her face.
       “Yes.” It was all he could say.  It seemed enough.
       “Take me home with you.”
       “Yes.”
       “Let me inspire you.”
       He moaned and rolled his eyes.  Then the train rumbled
into the station and they boarded locked arm in arm.
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From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Thursday, January 19, 2017 2:35 PM
Subject: Re: Thanks for that call!
Sassy,
Work is done and I am home alone for a few minutes so I thought I’d take advantage and write you a quick note.  I am fine with face picture plan.  I agree whole heartedly and as I said, I’m not onto the shallow, fill my carnal needs only sort of guy!  That is not my thing and feel so lucky to have found you. At our age we are built for comfort not speed, and that is a beautiful thing.  You do have a sultry beautiful voice, I can’t wait to kiss the mouth that creates such a voice!
I went back to that website that has all those positions with the weird cartooning, and I think your original view of 5 positions is correct.  Most are just variations on the same theme.  We will have to check them all out.  There were some interesting oral sex positions though.  We’ll have to try some of them.  I also found a tumbler site with ordinary, real bodies, but, alas, they were all for me.  They were interesting but I really just have eyes for you now and didn’t get past the first page.  I think in person, imperfections can be some of the most erotic places to explore.  
Outside of theater, what are some of your hobbies?  Do you read? Do you like to hike? Travel? What is important for you that keeps you in the 9 to 5 grind.
I have so many personal things to ask but rather explore and learn them as i go, but on the other hand, I want to know about you.  The right side and left side of my brain are in conflict. Or should I say my big head and little head have different agenda (that is the latin plural for that word).
This weekend I am going to polish one of my stories for you, but would lurid details make you uncomfortable or awkward?  I can edit!  I am eagerly waiting your next story!  But while I wait, I’ll check things out for a meeting with you.  A friend of mine (did not tell why) said Alewife can be packed by that time.  so I’ll start there. I will make this happen because I am your friend and would love the audition to be your lover ALSO!
I hope to be writing back to you around 9 or 10.  And if things are calm, maybe even see if I can chat.  Sorry I can make no promise.  But once we have setttled in, planning will be much easier!
Take care,
Tim
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From: Sassy
To: TimmyTim
Date: Thurs Jan 19, 2017 at 4:22 PM
Re: Thanks for that call!
Hiya Tim! 
So wonderful to see your note!  Oh how I envy you being home already!  I’ve lost my motivation to work… I want to write to you!  
Built for comfort… heh.  What kind of car would I be? Tempted to say one of those James Bond models Q built that look ordinary but you flick the switch and out come the laser missiles!  Probably a mini-van.  Practical, reliable and you can put down the seats out and fuck in the back?  
Let me see what is “for you” on the tumblr front?  Here’s one that has an interesting mix of arty, sexy and men with larger women.  
I am used to reading lurid stories.  You don’t need to edit for me.  I want an unfiltered look inside that part of your brain!  
Hobbies?  Hmm… I am always on the hunt for wonderful restaurants. I follow various Facebook pages like Eater Boston and Boston Hidden Restaurants.  I like cheap, fast and good but it’s tough to find all three in the same spot.  Here’s three questions on this front:
1) If I were to take you out for a special occasion, what is your favorite type of place to eat?  Are you a steak man?  Thai?  Seafood?  Sushi? 
2) What is your favorite dessert? 
3) Do you cook?  I am awful at it but trying to do it more.  I do make really good reservations!  😉 
This past year I’ve spent too much time learning about estate settlement and probate.  Five older relatives died between March and September, and I am executor for two of them.  I made a Google Sheet of the tasks to settle my mom’s estate… I recently passed item #221 and still have to deal with her income taxes.  I can’t decide if I should write a book on “The 250 steps to settling an estate,” or tell everyone I know to NEVER EVER volunteer to be an executor!  
I completely understand about needing to be flexible, and not promising.  I want you to be safe and not take unnecessary risks.  If you can get free, email me and I will pop on.  I plan to be around tonight.
Think of your hands and my naked back… kneading, stroking, talking dirty about your next step… mmmm. 
Keep misbehaving!  
-S
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From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy 
Date: Thursday, January 19, 2017 8:14 PM
Subject: Re: Thanks for that call!
I am on line, give me a ping! 
I am finishing up some work and need the distraction
Tim
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From: Sassy
To: TimmyTim
Date: Thurs Jan 19, 2017 at 8:33 PM
Re: Thanks for that call!
Hiya!  I’m in chat now.  Pop back in when you can.  🙂 
-S
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We chatted.  Mmmm…Mmmmm…mmmmm. See my next post!  
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From: Sassy 
To: TimmyTim
Date: Jan 19, 2017 at 9:35 PM
Subject: TVM Script
Imagine 24 women sitting in two rows of chairs on a stage, facing forward.  During the litanies, they cluster around 4 mics.  Then one by one, they come to the mic and tell the stories gleaned from interviews with women, reading from index cards. 
Imagine me reading the first story, “The Flood.”  
Here’s the script from a local production which includes the vignettes from the original script, then bits written especially for the show by women in it.  
At the end, watch the “One Billion Rising” video.  
Please let me know your thoughts?  
-S
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From: Sassy
To: TimmyTim
Date: Thurs Jan 19, 2017 at 11:15 PM
Subject: Chat back
Hiya Tim, 
Oh how I want to keep chatting!  I will do it this way.  
Hope that chat wasn’t too frenetic… got on a roll there!  You are so fun.  Thank you ever so much for taking the time to write and chat and call.  I hope it is not too much… I am enjoying it immensely.  If you ever need to go or cut back, just say.  Real life does interfere with canoodling sometimes.  🙂 
Once again… my three thoughts
Wow! 
MORE!  
You are made of awesome.  
-S

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From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Thursday, January 19, 2017 11:58 PM
Subject: Thank you for being you!

Sassy,

Again thank you for a wonderful chat! I enjoy our fleeting moments together! I Think I drove that conversation to the brash Sassy side. But I did learn so much about you! You are so much fun! I know we will have fun in and out of bed. I hope I did not make you feel bad about your body, and I can’t wait to explore every inch, know every nook and cranny, its curves, textures, softness, where you are ticklish, where you squirm, how you smell, how you taste. But I also want to get to know what makes you Sassy (the person). I want to know and see the whole picture. I dominated the conversation, so next time we will talk about the penis. Give you some girl talk.

Now back to your questions:

1) If I were to take you out for a special occasion, what is your favorite type of place to eat? Are you a steak man? Thai? Seafood? Sushi? 
I said Italian in the chat, but also love Chinese!

2) What is your favorite dessert? 

That one is so easy, cheese cake! if a food could be equated with sex, that would be the one. Maybe  we could eat slices off our bodies some day.

3) Do you cook? I am awful at it but trying to do it more. I do make really good reservations! 😉 

I love to use my smoker to cook meat outside. Trying to learn to cook inside. 
Do not worry about the chat and calls and emails, I have been lonely. When you are in my situation, life is lonely. I can talk to friends, but my wife and I share so many, I couldn’t have these soul searching and at times risque talks. Add to the list that you are so amazing, easy to talk to and fun. I am lucky to have met you. The investment is well worth it. I’m sure after we meet, we will be able to expand our talks to sharing our deepest secrets, help with our everyday problems, and share our fears, help with our pressing problems. Yes we will be friends, with the strings… the strings of true friendship. You are unique and I am lucky to have found you.

We Just missed each other tonight for a second chat. I wanted to touch upon that executor part of your email (which I meant to do in first chat, but talking about V-Jay-Jays was way more fun. So I’m sorry John Henry took over! 🙂 But I am the executor of my sister’s estate. It is so emotionally draining. It seems it will never end and I need closure, a hug and a good cry. This is when I feel alone, sad and in need of a close intimate friend. So if you need to vent, I am here for you!

I do have a question for you. Was there any one event that has impacted the way you see, view life. Made you think about who and what you are, life?

Well, after looking at some of those pictures on tumbler, I am off to bed. I am sure we will meet in our dreams tonight!

Take care,

Tim

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Tagliatelle bolognese

January 19, 2017 Thursday

7:58 AM Sassy
Good morning Philip
10:12 AM Phil
Good morning Sassy Girl!  Hope your day is marvelous!
10:31 AM Sassy
I ordered lasagna for a meeting next week and thought of you!  Whole Foods caters for cheap and has great special Lasagna like butternut squash and bolognese!
10:35 AM Phil
Ours came out great last night! The tiramisu is decadent with plenty of rum!
10:48 AM Sassy
Your talents are so wide and wonderful!
10:52 PM Phil
I try! Cigars and scotch with the fellas today. Boys are wound too tight and need to blow off a little steam.
5:05 PM Sassy
Mmmm…toes.  Hot!


[he posted a photo of his feet!  It also had a cigar and scotch but I focus in on what’s important!]

6:04 PM Sassy
Dinner from The Just Crust – tagliatelle bolognese and pepperoni pizza


12:12 AM Phil

ha


Talking to the Trainer

January 18, 2017 Wednesday
From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Wed, Jan 18, 2017 at 7:43 AM
Subject: Enjoy Your Lunch!
Sassy,
Thank you for that wonderful chat last night!  I enjoyed learning so much about you, both the playful and the serious! I do not want you to think that you were a hussy! We talked about the fun, the serious and the sexy! In your profile you said that you enjoy sex talk, so don’t feel guilty! It’s an important part of our lives and I thank you for sharing!
I am so glad we are meeting! You have lit the fuse of desire, and I do want to explore the next level. It amazes me how quickly we connected and passed the superficial. I so want to see your smile and blue eyes. You have mentioned your sultry voice and I would like to hear that also! Would you like to talk on the phone sometime, …. Tonight? We can discuss the details of a meeting!
I never had a chance to ask you about your love of theater. I love the theater. We have season tickets to two places. Please tell me more about what you’ve seen where?  I’d love to sit in the back in the dark with you and… Wow how quickly I digress! (Cut me some slack, it’s been like a year!)
Well it is Wednesday and I have to go train a roomful of eager and not so eager folks! Consider a phone call tonight!
Hugs with some serious French kissing!
Take care,
Tim
Sent from Yahoo Mail for iPhone
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From: Sassy
To: TimmyTim
Date: Wednesday, January 18, 2017 1:08 PM
Subject: re: Enjoy Your Lunch!
Hiya Tim!  Hope you’re having a wonderful Wednesday!  
I am smiling, remembering the words you typed.  I can’t believe how fast the time went – that is a sign of a fun time!  Thank you for sharing and making it easy for me to share.  
I don’t feel any guilt… I probably should but I don’t.  It’s more like the two sides of my brain arguing… the brassy Sassy acting out and the demure lady piping up about risk and propriety.  Heh.  Our job is to keep Sassy in the forefront!  
Phone is fine!  Tell me a time or email me when you’re ready with your number.  Are you set up to be safe in terms of no one seeing your calls?  I lost a guy with a family phone plan and an inquisitive son.  And he lost his family.  
Wonderful that you get out to support the arts on stage!  What is the best show you’ve seen lately?  I usually talk a lot about  up theater everywhere I go, but I will keep the details vague for now.  We could definitely find ways you could attend with me…and hold my hand in the back.  In the dark. 
I have another sexy story I’ll send so you have something fun to help pass the hours until I can wrap my voice around you.  
Now I’m going to go think about your tongue.  Mmm… 
-S
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From: Sassy
To: TimmyTim
Date: Wed Jan 18, 2017 at 1:07 PM
Subject: The Storm
The Storm
He made it inside just as the first thunder clap sounded.  BANG!  It started to pour as he walked past the living room windows.  Wow. That was close.  He loved thunderstorms!  He was very tempted to stand outside to watch the storm.  Maybe even dance in the downpour.  But there was something more important he had to do. 
He knew where to find her.  He shed his clothes as he made his way to the bedroom and sure enough, there was this lump the size of a person under the blanket. He rubbed where he thought a leg might be, and a slight whimper filtered out through the covers.  There was a crash of lightning and another big boom, and she shrieked. 
“It’s okay.  You’re okay.  I’m here,” he said calmly, trying to be soothing.  He crawled into the bed next to her.  She clung to him and wrapped herself around him, burying her head in his chest, trembling.  He couldn’t believe she was still such a wuss about thunderstorms.  She was so brave about almost everything else. 
But he knew how to distract her.  He put his hands on her back and rubbed gently.  He explored up and then down, surprised that she was naked.  He pressed her ass so that she fit tightly against him.  She moaned sweetly when she felt him hard against the top of her leg.  She shifted her head up and grabbed his head with her hands, kissing him frantically.  He slowed her down a bit, pressing his tongue into her mouth at a leisurely pace and making more soothing noises. 
“We have plenty of time…” he pointed out, squeezing her breast and teasing the nipple.
“Fuck me,” she whispered fiercely.  It sent a shock wave through him.  He loved it when she talked dirty to him.  Everyone else saw her as an ultra-polite, demure lady.  Only he knew about the wild girl inside.  She was turning the intense fear into another emotion, putting it to good use.  Smart girl.  
“Yes, ma’am…” he chuckled.  He hugged her, pondering which position would be best. 
“Fuck me now,” she urged him. She wasn’t going to let him go slow today.  She flattened him onto the bed, straddled him and pressed him close, shifting her hips to rub him against her.  He could feel her dripping already.  It made him a little crazy.  He shifted slightly and she took him inside her and began to move.  Up and down she went.  He put a hand on her hip and one on her breast, twisting, teasing…
He knew her inside and out, as much as any person can know another.  But it never stopped surprising him how tight and hot she was, how he fit inside her like a sculptor had made him to be there and made her to make him feel so incredible every single time.  When he first touched her as a green boy, he realized that she was different.  He had felt an emotional connection for ages, but when they finally kissed, he felt a physical connection to her that he never felt again in his life.  Special, comfortable, exciting… and at times, inflammatory.  Chemistry.  That had never changed.  He thought he would get tired of her, stop thinking about her, stop wanting her… but it never happened.  Sometimes it drove him crazy, when he couldn’t get to her.  When he could and he couldn’t get inside her fast enough.  But it was the best kind of crazy… it made him feel alive.  Kept him young.  Made them both happier than anything or anyone else.  And the most amazing thing was that she felt the same way.  He marveled over that every day. 
She stopped moving… sensing that his mind had drifted.  He snapped back to her body and what she was doing, putting a finger at the top of her slit and flicking her most sensitive spot.  She sighed in pleasure and started moving again, rising up, arching her back and driving down on him again, shoving him so deep inside…. and then out again.  Her tits looked amazing when she did that!  It was the sweetest form of torture… so hot, so wet, so…. hmmmm.. he could not think when she was like this.  He could feel… oh, man could he feel!  Every nerve in his body was on fire.  And he craved the heat.  She kept turning up the temperature… taking him closer and closer… and then stopping.  She was panting.  She leaned over and kissed him again, sucking his tongue, twisting her hips… damn.  He felt the magic start.  He wasn’t going to last long if she kept this up… it was as if every muscle inside her was trying to squeeze him, milk him… whoa, baby.  What a woman…he thought she was going to make him peak.  But when he thought he couldn’t take it another moment, she stopped, flipping over onto her back on the bed.
She lay there breathing loudly.  He tried to figure out what she was up to.  She turned to him and kissed him, wrapping herself around him on her side.  She stroked him, then put her hand lower, caressing his balls, pressing the spots she knew would send him soaring.  His breath grew ragged.. what would she do next? 
She pressed a finger inside his ass.  Oh, wow… she was really trying to push all his buttons this time!  His hips rocketed off the bed.  She pumped in and out, whispering in his ear.  “You like it when I fuck you, don’t you, fella?  Like it when I give your ass the love, eh?”  she said, making a little sucking sound.  He moaned.  She knew just what to do.  She moved down his body, putting her mouth where her hand had been, licking his cock and sucking it deep into her mouth, then kissing his balls and sucking them and finally sticking her tongue in his ass!  He moaned and trembled.  She could be such a vixen! 
That was it.  He rolled over, pulled her legs up to his shoulders, and dove back inside her, pumping, deep, long strokes while she moaned and then screamed, her head thrashing from side to side.  He watched her shake, felt her hips crashing up against him.  She opened her eyes and the look… the look nearly made him explode.  So many words popped into his head… lust, passion, fire… love.  No one loved him like she did.  Her mind, her body… it all went together to make him know… mmmm….
There was another big thunderclap and she jumped.  He went wild on her, his hips thrusting in and out, hearing the slap of his balls on her skin and her moans… he let go, let his body take over, let the pulsing inside her trigger the flow…. he filled her, shooting over and over inside her, grunting and moaning and… exploding.  He collapsed beside her, feeling his heart beat, listening to her breathing… smiling. He did love thunderstorms!  And her…
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From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Wed, Jan 18, 2017 at 2:40 PM
Re: Enjoy Your Lunch!
Sassy,
This will be a quick reply (I promise since I have a scheduling meeting in like 10 minutes).  Thank you for the story!  It is a gift I shall cherish. You are a very good writer and the stories are erotic and sublime.  Have you ever written stories for Littorica (sp)?  We can talk about it tonight?
Do not worry about the demure lady and the brassy Sassy lady.  I cherish and respect both.  I have a very playful side and that prim and proper corporate trainer side also. Together we can let each side have their time in turn.  I want to get to know all facets of your mind, soul and personality.  You are a very complex, beautiful person.
Can I quickly email you at 9:00 tonight with my number? I would love to have you wrap your voice around me.   I do not feel i have a great phone voice, I am better in person.
Well I hope I can keep myself from thinking of where and what my tongue can do for you until this meeting is over! Oh no, they just announced the meeting, I must go…. will text my number to you around 9, but if that is not a good time, please let me know.
Hugs and light butterfly kisses on your neck!
Take care,
Tim
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From: TimmyTim
To: Sassy
Date: Wed Jan 18, 2017 at 8:55 PM
Subject: Good time to call?
Sassy, 
Good time to call, but remember to only call when coast is clear! 
# [redacted]
Tim
Sent from Yahoo Mail for iPhone
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I sat down on my bed and called him.  Wow.  He has a very sexy voice.  He jumped right into talking about what he would like to do with me in bed!  Oh my, oh my.  A lot of times that doesn’t really work for me but tonight it got me going!  So hot.  So well-spoken.  All things I would like to do!  Mmm… I ended up lying down, squirming… I really want to meet this guy!  I keep wondering what the catch is… 

We started planning to meet.  The tentative plan is for NEXT THURSDAY!  Whee!  
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From: Sassy
To: TimmyTim
Date: Thurs Jan 19, 2017 at 12:48 AM
Re: Good time to call?
Hiya! Can’t go to sleep without writing three thoughts: 
Wow!!  That was fun!
MORE!  🙂
And thank you. 
-S
Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android

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Randy remembering

January 18, 2017 Wednesday
6:00 AM
Randy
Good morning beautiful

7:53 AM
Sassy
Good morning hot stuff!

8:14 PM
Randy
How are you this fine Wednesday?
My week has been very busy. 
Getting very demanding at work

Sassy
Great! You?
Getting ready to go away?

Randy
Tired already a long week
Yes picked up dry cleaninng

Sassy
I know that feeling

Randy
Getting rest of clothes together
reservations made
A bit of a hassle
How are you?

Sassy
So happy to be home relaxing

Randy
Long day?

Sassy
Yeah
Helping run a conference all week
Asked a month ago – do we need more than 2 lunches ordered?

Randy
Oh what kind of conference?

Sassy
They said – Nope, all set
This week – can we have another lunch?
Can we order coffee?
We said 10 bags of oranges but we need 5 more
Orienting incoming people

Randy
Oh boy 

hungry uncaffienated and tired people not the best combination

Sassy
I don’t mind, just wish they could decide more than 24 hrs ahead
Last minute makes it tricky

Randy
Indeed
Were you able to pull it off?

Sassy
Oh yes
Did I send you the boob cum shot?

Randy
Yes very nice reminder baby

Sassy
I keep looking at it and smiling

Randy
It was a great morning

Sassy
I’ve been wanting a man to do that for ages. 

Thanks for letting me cross that off my bucket list!

Randy
It was wonderful
Felt totally drained afterwards
Thank you for such a wonderful morning

Sassy
In a good way?

Randy
Yes drained in a good way

Sassy
You’re most welcome!

Randy
A little (lot) sort of great though but in a good way
that should be short of breath

Sassy
Well we know how to do better next time

Randy
Yes absolutely!

Sassy
Gotta keep you breathing so you can eat me

Randy
Yes that did suck a bit couldn’t catch my breath for a while

Sassy
Something to look forward to!

8:27 PM
Randy
Yes please!
Hang off wife calling
er on

Wonderful company

January 18, 2017 Wednesday

8:52 AM Sassy
Good morning kid!
9:52 AM Phil
Hey lady.  Working from home and avoiding all the inauguration hoopla
10:02 AM Sassy
Has it started already?  So good you have that option.  

I’m working away in my new office, ordering quiche.  Did your lasagna happen?
10:12 AM Phil
Prepped it last night. Tonight it goes in the oven!

[photo of his doggies snoozing in a doggy bed]
10:58 AM Sassy
Aww…such cute pups!  Do they stay pretty quiet or try to help?
[photo of my cats sacked out on the bed in little circles]
11:54 AM Phil
They just hang out and provide wonderful company

2:14 PM Sassy
Some days only pizza will do! Sausage and onions from The Just Crust, Harvard Square Cambridge

Chat #1 with the Trainer

January 17, 2017 Tuesday 
Tim  8:09 PM
hey, I’m on early if you are around!
Sassy  9:59 PM
Hi
Tim  10:02 PM
how are you tonight
Sassy  10:03 PM
I’m fantastic now!
Tim  10:03 PM
so glad we could connect!
What do you want to chat about first?
Sassy  10:04 PM
What do you have on? 🙂
Tim  10:05 PM
fully clothed with a sweater, it’s cold outside
and inside too
What about you?
Sassy  10:05 PM
Boxers or briefs?
Tim  10:05 PM
briefs
Sassy  10:05 PM
I have on a big old t-shirt and cotton panties.
What color?
Tim 10:05 PM
not a thong
Sassy  10:06 PM
You can think that if you like!
Did it snow out there?
Tim  10:06 PM
My briefs are “bad boy” black
Sassy  10:06 PM
Oooh….
Tim  10:07 PM
Yes it is snowing, but still have to work anyway
are you wearing a bra?
Sassy  10:07 PM
Nope
Tim  10:07 PM
Oh!
Sassy  10:07 PM
Where are you? I’m sitting at my desk
which is in the living room
Tim  10:08 PM
me too, at my computer, I was working but wanting to write to you
Sassy shared a photo  10:08 PM
[my cleavage in a black bra]
Tim  10:09 PM
Wow! that is very nice!
Just thinking what I could do with those
Sassy  10:09 PM
Mmm hmmm
Tim  10:10 PM
but I thought you were not wearing a bra
Sassy  10:10 PM
That’s an old favorite photo
Tim  10:10 PM
Oh, now the picture is not in my window
Well I like it
Sassy  10:10 PM
Can you scroll back?
Tim  10:11 PM
So you are feeling frisky tonight
I am every time I send a response
Sassy  10:11 PM
There is something about chat that brings out my Sassy side!
Tim  10:12 PM
Me too!
Are you going to treat me to any other pictures tonight?
Sassy  10:12 PM
Maybe.
Tim  10:12 PM
Sorry, I was just scrolling back
Sassy  10:13 PM
Hee hee
If you click it, it should go full screen.
Tim  10:13 PM
Now, about your toys,
I am not intimidated, just challenged
Sassy  10:14 PM
Ah… good!
Tim  10:15 PM
I just clicked out of the chat while perving your picture
Do you own any others?
Sassy  10:15 PM
Other what?
Tim  10:15 PM
Toys
Sassy  10:15 PM
Yes.
Tim  10:16 PM
like what?
Sassy  10:16 PM
There’s one I call the “three ring circus”
Tim  10:16 PM
What is that?
Sassy  10:17 PM
It’s a combination dildo, rabbit and vibrator/undulator
Wacky
Tim  10:17 PM
Do you use it, sounds complicated
Sassy  10:17 PM
Nope
Tried it once
Tim  10:17 PM
didn’t live up to expectations
Sassy  10:18 PM
No
On the other end of the spectrum, there’s the tiny silver bullet. It looks simple and small but…. oh my
Tim  10:18 PM
So ask me a question
Sassy  10:18 PM
What color are your eyes?
Tim  10:18 PM
what Oh my
blue
Sassy  10:19 PM
When you press that little bullet on a sensitive spot? Mmm mmm mmm
Tim  10:19 PM
I do love brown eyes
Sassy  10:19 PM
Mine are bright blue.
One of my best five features. 🙂
Tim  10:20 PM
I meant to say blue eyes
Sassy  10:20 PM
Right
Tim  10:20 PM
What are the other 4
Sassy  10:20 PM
My boobs
My smile
My sultry voice
Tim  10:21 PM
that was 3
Sassy  10:21 PM
My eyes
Tim  10:22 PM
I love a smile!
I have been told I have a nice smile
Sassy  10:22 PM
Do you smile a lot?
Tim  10:24 PM
Yes! One has a choice to embrace life and smile or be a downer
We have such limited time, I don’t want to spend it on negatives
Sassy  10:24 PM
Well said!
Do you have a favorite joke?
Tim  10:25 PM
I love Helen Keller jokes… simple, awful
Sassy  10:26 PM
Like what?
Tim  10:26 PM
how about you, what jokes do you like
Sassy  10:26 PM
My favorite is… Which is better? A TV or a newspaper?
Tim  10:26 PM
OK, why did helen wear tight pants
Sassy  10:27 PM
Why?
Tim  10:27 PM
So her mom could read her lips:)
Sassy  10:27 PM
Whoa! Hee hee hee
Tim  10:27 PM
I like the newspaper
Sassy  10:28 PM
It is better because you can’t swat flies with a TV!
Tim  10:28 PM
That was bad
Sassy  10:28 PM
Thanks!
Tim  10:29 PM
I like the bad ones
I hear so many a day
just as long as they are not mean spirited
Sassy  10:30 PM
Yes.
I get mired in elephant jokes some days
Tim  10:30 PM
How do you know elephant had sex in your house
Sassy  10:30 PM
How?
Tim  10:31 PM
Your Glad trash bags are missing
Wow, we degenerated quickly here
Sassy  10:31 PM
Oh! That’s so bad!
Tim  10:32 PM
But I hope it put a smile on your face
Sassy  10:32 PM
Oh yes…
How old were you when you first had sex?
Tim  10:33 PM
I would like to meet you and see that smile and blue eyes
I was 15
Sassy  10:33 PM
Who was she?
Tim  10:33 PM
I was a little slut
Sassy  10:33 PM
Oooh….
Tim  10:34 PM
We were at the lake and I drove my brother to a party, since I would be sober (due to my age) and when they paired off, the leftover college girl said that the little brother was better than nothing
Sassy  10:35 PM
Was it fun?
Tim  10:35 PM
Oh God, it so beat masturbating
Sassy  10:36 PM
Phew
Did she know you were her first?
Wait… she was your first?
Tim  10:37 PM
Yes, she knew and she was my first.
She gave me a few pointers
and I was hooked on oral sex from then on
I think she took advantage of me a bit:)
Sassy  10:37 PM
Did you ever see her again?
Tim  10:38 PM
Yes, at his wedding.
We were paired up as groomsman and bridesmaid
Sassy  10:38 PM
Did he know?
Tim  10:38 PM
Awkward!
yes, but his wife did the pairing
Sassy  10:39 PM
How old were you then?
Tim  10:39 PM
In my 20s, I think a sophomore in college
How about you
Sassy  10:39 PM
I was 17
Tim  10:40 PM
what were the circumstances
Sassy  10:40 PM
He was my boyfriend.
We’d been dating for 4 months
Tim  10:40 PM
Was it a positive experience?
Sassy  10:41 PM
Just kept going a little further…
a little further… then one night… ALL THE WAY!
Hmm… we had no idea what we were doing. It was… underwhelming.
We were both like…
“THAT is the what the grown-ups go on about? Huh…”
Tim  10:41 PM
unfortunately, first time can be weird
Sassy  10:42 PM
It got better. 🙂
I dated him for another year
Tim  10:42 PM
What college did you go to?
Sassy  10:42 PM
[redated]
Tim  10:44 PM
Really, that’s where my grandmother and great grandmother went
My family was all went to the same place but I rebelled
Sassy  10:44 PM
Wow!
Tim  10:44 PM
Such a small world! what was your major
Sassy  10:44 PM
Econ and Psych double major
Tim  10:45 PM
I love a smart woman
Sassy  10:45 PM
I took courses in 11 departments.
Tim  10:45 PM
Wow
Sassy  10:45 PM
Were you an English major?
Tim  10:46 PM
Why did you not become a psychologist?
FYI – that picture has me all tied up!
I was a classics major! Ancient Greek and Latin
Sassy  10:47 PM
Ooh! I took a couple of classics courses.
Tim  10:47 PM
I knew you were special
Sassy  10:47 PM
My best gal pal was a Classics major
She went on to Yale
Tim  10:48 PM
She teach?
wow
Sassy  10:48 PM
She’s a museum curator
Did a fine arts masters program
Tim  10:48 PM
I wanted to do that after my masters at [redacted], but I was starting a family
Sassy  10:49 PM
When were you in grad school?
Tim  10:50 PM
Late 80s early 90s. as I said. it was the best 10 years of my life
Sassy 10:50 PM
I lived in near there then!
Tim  10:51 PM
Wow!
Life kind of overwhelmed me at that point
Sassy  10:51 PM
I bet
Do you still have kids at home?
Tim  10:53 PM
No. My two youngest are in college
Both on semester abroad now
do you have kids?
sorry I am kinda going crazy here
Sassy  10:53 PM
No kids
What can I do to help?
Tim  10:54 PM
Not that way, I just have this stream of questions going
Don’t want to scare you off
Sassy  10:54 PM
Not at all!
It’s so fun to have someone curious about me, interested…
Tim  10:55 PM
I just find you fascinating!!
Sassy 10:55 PM
Aww… you are enthralling!
Tim  10:55 PM
I think in a different life, we could have been friends
Sassy  10:55 PM
Can we now?
Tim  10:56 PM
I would like to be friends!
Sassy  10:56 PM
I feel this heady combo of comfort and excitement
Tim  10:56 PM
me too!
Sassy  10:56 PM
But I try not to get too far ahead of myself
Tim  10:57 PM
Are we moving too fast?
Sassy  10:57 PM
No… seems fine to me
Thank you ever so much for not pressing to meet right away
Tim  10:58 PM

I really like chatting with you, I want to get to know you

Sassy  10:58 PM
I find it so much better when I have a chance to know someone, poke around in their head…
Build the anticipation…
Tim  10:58 PM
So we are not doing lunch Tomorrow
Sassy  10:59 PM
🙂
I had a lovely lunch with you today.  Virtually.
Tim  11:00 PM
I like to poke around in the head too, but you are a very dynamic, complex woman
Yes you did, I enjoyed our breakfast
Sassy  11:00 PM
I got that impression
Tim  11:01 PM
Don’t tell IT, I had tea and a muffin over the computer
Sassy  11:01 PM
Do you drink coffee?
Tim  11:01 PM
No, mom was English and tea has always been my choice for hot caffeine
Sassy  11:03 PM
When I went to college, the older students said I would learn to drink coffee, pull all-nighters and STOP listening to John Denver
None of that happened!
Tim  11:03 PM
you still wearing that shirt and panties
Sassy  11:04 PM
Yes
Tim  11:04 PM
you could have lied!
Sassy  11:05 PM
Ah… not my thing.
Tim  11:06 PM
mine either
ask me a salacious question
something juicy
Sassy  11:06 PM
Do you shave “down there?”
Tim  11:06 PM
No
Sassy  11:06 PM
Good!
Tim  11:06 PM
I’m afraid I might nick myself
Sassy  11:06 PM
I like it natural. Something to play with
Tim  11:06 PM
how about you
Sassy  11:07 PM
Nope
After losing all my hair during chemo, I don’t want to cut any hair ever  again!
Tim  11:09 PM
Great! I like a woman and don’t know why guys have a fascination with that little girl thing
And you earned that right!
I love the feel of pubic hair when I run my hands through it, on my cheeks
Sassy  11:09 PM
The prepubescent hairless look is creepy to me
Tim  11:10 PM
Do you trim at all?
Sassy  11:10 PM
I get a trim of my head hair once a year…
Do you have head hair?
Tim  11:11 PM
Yes! I still have all my head hair
Sassy  11:11 PM
Wowzers!
Tim  11:11 PM
are you bushy down there?
Sassy  11:13 PM
No. I used to have quite the bush but it came back in sparse and soft
I had ass-length dark straight hair when they shaved it… and came back in silver and curly!
I wondered whose hair I had…
It’s just below my shoulders now
Tim  11:13 PM
My sister had curls when her hair grew back, that is so weird
Sassy  11:13 PM
Enough to grab when you’re… um..
Tim  11:13 PM
Did you have chemo and/or radiation
Sassy
 11:14 PM
All of it… surgery, chemo, radiation…
Didn’t end up with any super powers…
Spent 10 months in treatment
Tim  11:15 PM
You have more power than you give yourself credit for!
I love to run my hands through a woman’s hair
Sassy  11:15 PM
My hair looks like steel wool somedays but it is very soft
Tim  11:16 PM
did the radiation leave a scar
Sassy  11:16 PM
A kind of dappled pattern underneath
Tim  11:16 PM
and how invasive was the surgery
Sassy  11:17 PM
Not much
Tim  11:17 PM
maybe someday I can kiss the scar
Sassy  11:18 PM
2 inch scar upper right, and where they took the sentential node
I also have 5 tattoos.  Whee
The tattoo tech said they look like the earth from very far away!
Little blue dots you can find. 🙂
Tim  11:18 PM
Wow, I love tattoos on a woman
Sassy  11:18 PM
They used them for radiation
Tim  11:19 PM
I will kiss them too
Sassy  11:19 PM
Mmmm
Have you broken any bones?
Tim  11:21 PM
well, I put my left pointer finger in a table saw once
They did some awesome reconstruction surgery
I call it my special finger
Sassy  11:21 PM
Don’t do that again please!
That is a very manly injury.
Tim  11:22 PM
NO, I stick to only training now!
but the finger still can do its most important job
Sassy  11:22 PM
What’s that?
Tim  11:22 PM
your pleasure
Sassy  11:22 PM
Ah…
are you left-handed?
Tim  11:23 PM
right handed
Can I ask one more breast question?
Sassy  11:24 PM
Sure
Tim  11:26 PM
did the treatment for cancer affect the sensitivity of your nipples or breasts?
I might have to sign off temporarily, but I will be right back
Sassy  11:26 PM
Not really
Tim  11:26 PM
Do you have sensitive nipples to begin with?
Sassy  11:26 PM
Medium
You?
Tim  11:27 PM
mine are sensitive but not sexually
Sassy  11:28 PM
Do you like blow jobs?
Tim  11:29 PM
Yes
but I really enjoy giving oral
do you like giving blow jobs?
Sassy  11:29 PM
Yes
Tim  11:30 PM
do you swallow
Sassy  11:30 PM
Yes
Tim  11:30 PM
do you like receiving oral?
Sassy  11:32 PM
Yes
Sometimes a tongue and a finger can be more explosive than sex
Tim  11:33 PM
I think oral can be the most intimate, closest two people can come
Sassy  11:33 PM
I certainly hope they cum!
Can you cum more than once?
Tim  11:34 PM
I am very tactile and my tongue is very sensitive to touching. so it is just an unreal experience for me
Sassy  11:34 PM
Just wondering if there can be a bj and sex
Tim  11:35 PM
Yes I can with proper motivation and attention
Do you like to 69
Sassy  11:35 PM
Not so much…
Tim  11:35 PM
Why?
Sassy  11:35 PM
I have the “chew gum and walk” problem of where to focus
You?
Tim  11:36 PM
i do like to have my face down there when I cum
I like the feel of the two pressing bodies
Sassy  11:38 PM
skin to skin is marvelous
Are you furry all over?
Tim  11:38 PM
yes, but not bear like
Sassy  11:39 PM
dark hair?
Tim  11:39 PM
light, but not blond
Sassy  11:39 PM
any facial hair?
Tim  11:39 PM
no, but I can grow a beard fast
Sassy  11:41 PM
Heh
Tim  11:41 PM
what is your favorite position?
Sassy  11:42 PM
Depends…
I like doggy a lot
or the lying next to each other, my leg over your hip, up from under thing
deck chair is nice
Tim  11:42 PM
Depends with me too
Sassy  11:43 PM
http://www.sexinfo101.com/sp_deckchair.shtml
Tim  11:43 PM
I like doggy, but I will add woman on top
since it let’s me look you in the eyes
and run my hands all over your body
Sassy  11:44 PM
Strange site but very educational. 😉
Tim  11:44 PM
I will have to check it out
I’ve been to that site you naughty girl
Sassy  11:45 PM
oh really?
Tim  11:45 PM
Yes, we will have to try all the positions and rate them
Sassy  11:46 PM
Heh
Tim  11:46 PM
maybe start our own blog
Sassy  11:46 PM
A google spreadsheet. 🙂
Tim  11:46 PM
I can spread many things on a sheet
Sassy  11:46 PM
Though some look like one needs Cirque du Soleil training
Tim  11:47 PM
Yes, but if we can’t quite figure it out, it will still be a magnificent failure
Sassy  11:48 PM
Yup. Failed experiments are important…
there’s some quote from Edison…
Tim  11:48 PM
I have totally enjoyed chatting with you tonight
Sassy  11:48 PM
No awkward silences you were worrying about?
Hope I wasn’t too much of a hussy
Tim  11:50 PM
true
i don’t want to be pushy, so don’t take it that way, 
but would you be interested in the concept of meeting
Sassy  11:50 PM
Absolutely
Tim  11:50 PM
you were not a hussy, just a liberated woman
Sassy  11:50 PM
I am not an email queen. 🙂
Tim  11:51 PM
any time frame on your part
there is just so much I want to talk to you about
Sassy  11:51 PM
Next week?
Tim  11:52 PM
sounds good, it is our quiet time at work so I could get away for a lunch time meeting
Sassy  11:52 PM
Hooray!
Tim  11:52 PM
Wednesday or Thursday
Sassy  11:53 PM
I can usually take off pretty easily but this week I am helping run a big conference
Sounds good
Tim  11:53 PM
can you do a lunch?
Sassy  11:53 PM
Yes
Tim  11:53 PM
I am so excited to meet you
Sassy  11:54 PM
I want to touch you
Rub the inside of your wrist with my thumb
Tim  11:54 PM
and I want to hug you with groping
Sassy  11:54 PM
Ha!
Isn’t that a great concept?
Tim  11:54 PM
That’s your phrase
Sassy  11:55 PM
Yup
A lot of folks close out with Hugs!
so I looked for a way to make it… better
Tim  11:55 PM
I have to go to bed now, I’m up at 5:00 AM
Sassy  11:56 PM
Oh my! Thank you ever so much.
Can we chat again?
Tim  11:56 PM
I still have some prep for work to do
Sassy  11:56 PM
I promise not to keep you up so late next time
Wow!
Tim  11:56 PM
It’s my usual bed time
Sassy  11:57 PM
Sweet sexy dreams T
Tim  11:57 PM
But if I had you next to me in bed, it would be 7:30 pm
I do feel chemistry here
Sassy  11:57 PM
Mmm… that sounds wonderful
Indeed!
Tim  11:58 PM
Good night, and beware of my silent blown kisses
Sassy  11:58 PM
Good night.
First chat. A+
Tim  11:59 PM
I’ll write tomorrow for your lunch
sweet dreams
Sassy  11:59 PM
mwah!
Tim  11:59 PM
caught it