Monthly Archives: December 2012

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Less Booze


Monday, December 12
8:15am 
Phil: Doing ok.  Right teams won yesterday – good Sunday.  Cantata was fun. Down another pound and working. Used to fall off, really got to work at it now but I am determined.  I already feel the difference in my energy level, better food, less booze, more exercise, who’da thunk? Have a great day.
11:09am 
Good morning!  40 and clear. Busy week for you?  It’s wicked quiet here.  Congrats on going down another pound.  Yay!  Less booze?  You really are serious about this! 🙂

 


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Sexy Way to Pray

Sunday, December 11

10:40am
Happy Football Day!  34 clear – we’ve finally crossed into regular December weather!
I have THREE project meetings today, and dinner w/ them. Whee!  Hope you have a jubilant day!
11:57am
Since it’s Sunday, here’s a quick link about prayer.  Sort of.  While you watch football, think of me on my knees at your feet doing this. Then find me later and spank me for sending it.

http://www.dick-n-jane.com/2009/11/answered-prayer-dick.html

9:36pm
Hiya, kid.  How’re you doing?  Yay for your team!  I survived the three meetings, and got amazing baked stuffed schrod with rice pilaf for dinner!  Yum.  Hope you’ve had a relaxing day. 



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Red Solo Cup

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKZqGJONH68&ob=av2e

“Red Solo Cup”
performed by Toby Keith 
Now red solo cup is the best receptacle
From barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivals
And you sir do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinkin’ from glass
Hey red solo cup is cheap and disposable
In fourteen years they are decomposable
And unlike my home they are not foreclosable
Freddie Mac can kiss my ass, woo!
Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let’s have a party, let’s have a party
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up,
Proceed to party, proceed to party
Now I really love how you’re easy to stack
But I really hate how you’re easy to crack
Cause when beer runs down, in front of my back
Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky
But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten
Admirin’ at how sharply my first name is written
On you with a Sharpie when I get to hittin’
On them, to help me get lucky
Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let’s have a party, let’s have a party
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up,
Proceed to party, proceed to party
Now I’ve seen you in blue and I’ve seen you in yellow
But only you red will do for this fellow
Cause you are the Abbott into my Costello
And you are the Fruit to my Loom
Red solo cup, you’re more than just plastic
More than amazing, you’re more than fantastic
And believe me that I’m not the least bit sarcastic
When I look at you and say:
“Red solo cup, you’re not just a cup (No, no, God no)
You’re my friend, yea (Lifelong)
Thank you for being my friend”
Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let’s have a party, let’s have a party
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up,
Proceed to party, proceed to party
[repeat]
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Getting hot


Saturday, December 10
10:36am
Phil: 13 friggin degrees out.  There is ice! Sweat froze on my body coming back from the gym.  Brrrrrrrrrrrr.  off to watch the Army/Navy game with friends and neighbors. Enjoy the day. Gotta jump in my shower and change into a uniform and get hot.
10:38am
Good morning!  43 clear.  Wish I could be there… You’d be hot in no time.  
How was the holiday party? What did they have to eat?
11:05am
Phil: Party was great! Prime Rib, chicken, veggie ravioli, jumbo shrimp, stuffed mushroom caps, champagne fountain all night, chocolate fountain.  Was a very nice evening.
11:07am
Wow!  Sounds spectacular!  Dancing?
1:16am
Phil: We had a DJ.  Nice place, great chow, good time. More fun coming up. Non stop party around here. Heading to the Beach in a couple weeks.  I have to clean up this house between now and then.



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FFF – The Dorm

Hiya, Readers!   

It’s time for a break from the adventures of Philip and Sassy to play along on a fun project called “Flash Fiction Friday.”  A blogger posts a sexy photo on Sunday, and challenges us to write a story of a certain length with a certain word and post it the following Friday.  Advizor54 is starting his turn as grand poobah of this project.  This first picture was shared by David Sharp from A view from the top.The challenge phrase to be included is Decision.  The word limit is 150 or 300 if you do the extra credit by writing from both perspectives. And the Extra Extra credit is to not use the word “fuck.” Pop over to Free Advice is worth what you pay for it to see who else is playing this week.  And join in!    


 The Dorm
I had to visit the new nudist dorm. I adore seeing naked college women but not in my job!  As Dean of Student Housing, I visit every semester and with classes ending, today was the day.  

I mingled at their festive open house.  I kept my eyes on their faces… mostly.  I strolled the other floors.  They were well-cared for… I’d make a good report.  Suddenly, a beautiful brunette popped out of the bathroom.  I had to make a decision to touch her or crash.  I held onto her arms for five seconds, felt the electricity, jumped back to lean casually against the wall, catch my breath and calm my erection.
“Hi, Dean Andrews,” she whispered, looking away.
“Enjoy living here?” I asked.  I couldn’t help staring at her beautiful bush.
“Oh yes!  It’s so… freeing.  Equalizing.  Exciting!” she replied, staring at the wall.  â€śMaybe you’ll join in next time?”

Crap, she was late.  The open house started half an hour ago and she was supposed to charm some bigwig but she was working on her hair. Without any clothes, it had to be perfect!  She barreled out of the bathroom and ran smack into some old guy!  He steadied her, gently holding her arms.  She felt an electric shock and looked up into his beautiful blue eyes.  Wow!  She jumped back and realized…it was the Dean!  Yikes.  She remembered the email… he was “visiting” today… checking them out.  Well… he was certainly checking her out!  Could he stare any harder at her crotch?  She stole a glance at him, noticed a certain bulge between his legs and she couldn’t resist flirting with him.  She was so bad!  She wanted to see him naked and not in the hallway.  She looked down again and whispered an invitation. 
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The recliner

Friday, December 9
12:07 pm
Good morning! 52 and clear. Odd our weather is so different! Gorgeous photos. So, looking at your building, where are you located? Hope you’re having a fabulous Friday!
12:44 pm
Phil: 24 here. Fffffffreezing. I’m in the [a description of the location]. This weather sucks.
1:23 pm
Thanks! Makes me happy to look at the photo and know where you are. Completely quiet here. Not a single appointment on anyone’s calendar, 1 of 6 senior staff in. Leaves me brain free to torture me with… stories. Ha!
5:53 pm TEXT Phil: Off to holiday party
[photo of him in a regular suit and tie!]
TEXT 6:00 pm Wow! Civies!  And a suit!  You look so handsome! Have fun!
1:55am
You’re asleep in your recliner… so peaceful and handsome, tie loosened and dress shirt untucked.  I lean over to undo your tie and you stir, but return to dozing.  I unbutton your shirt until I see your muscled chest and put my hand over your heart.  You smile, open one eye then the other.  You stare at my cleavage and wink.  You pull my hand, and I tumble into the chair.  I nestle close to you.  I’m content to lay there, warm and still in your arms but you have other ideas…                       





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Closer examination


Thursday, December 8
8:02 am
Phil: Menu looked great! I love bacon wrapped dogs. Currently laying off anything like that. Trying to eat leaner. Slowly dropping pounds. Down eleven, want to shave off another 20. Too easy to get desk bound and blow off the workout. Getting better about it and the weight is coming down. Hope you have a great day .20 here today. Brrrr
12:07 pm
Good morning! Windy cold 37 and clear. I’ve cut back portions and am making better choices, too. Shared the bacon! The chicken fried bacon and cheese bacon grits? Divine. 

I noticed in yesterday’s photos your face looks trimmer! Hard to tell about your body in the uniform. I’d like to make a closer examination w/o your clothes. Might have to be hands-on…or use my mouth in certain areas. mmmm. Would you like that? I wish I had a bunk at work! 

I have to run a big holiday open house at the office today and asst who usually does the decorating called in sick! Whee! Have an awesome Thursday!



2:48 pm 
Take a look at the cupcakes for the open house!  Some of those are red velvet!  



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Christmas Cookie Party

It’s time for a party!  A cookie party!  Yum.

A bunch of bloggers are kicking off the holiday season in style with a cookie exchange!  Jz from the blog A Reluctant Bitch encouraged us to post our favorite holiday cookie recipe today.

I adore cookies!  Cookie Monster is my favorite Sesame Street puppet.  Om nom nom.  I am not much of a baker, but I used to help my mom bake hundreds of cookies for church events – from lebkuchen that had to be started a month ahead of time, to sugar cookies, currant bars, icebox cookies, shortbreads, thumbprints with raspberry jam, molasses cookies, spritz, ginger bread men, and something she called “snowballs.”  I’ve learned many people call them “Mexican Wedding Cookies” or “Polvorones.”  Whatever you call them, they are a wonderful little sweet balls of cookie, nuts and sugar.  You know how much I adore eating balls!  And nuts!

Here’s the recipe and a photo.  Enjoy!

Snowballs 
aka Mexican Wedding Cookies

Ingredients
  • 1 cup unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 1/2 cup confectioners’ sugar, plus more for coating baked cookies
  • 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract
  • 1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour, plus more for dusting hands
  • 1 cup pecans or walnuts, chopped into very small pieces
Directions
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. 
Line cookie sheets with parchment paper.
Using an electric mixer, cream the butter and sugar at low speed until it is smooth. Beat in the vanilla. At low speed gradually add the flour. Mix in the pecans with a spatula. 
With floured hands, take out about 1 tablespoon of dough and shape into a ball. Continue to dust hands with flour as you make more cookies. Place onto prepared cookie sheets about an 1/2 inch apart. 
Bake for 15 minutes. 
When still warm, roll in additional confectioners’ sugar. Cool on wire racks. 
Eat!  Savor!

You may also see recipes in your favorite blog, or you can see the entire list below!  Click for cookies!

Advizor54

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Baconpalooza


Year 2 Week 17
Wednesday, December 7
8:01 am
Phil: 29 degrees here but the coffee is hot! Family stuff is calmer.  Talking to the pros.   This is draining. Looking forward to heading to the beach for the holiday though. I like it here but that has become home. May swing through NY on the way home to see the family.  Have a great day!
10:35 am
Good morning! We’ve got the 50 degrees and pouring rain thing, so I am making my own sunshine!
11:14 am
So glad the family stuff is better, and that you have right resources! Remember that I know about this topic.  A supportive family makes a HUGE difference.  It IS draining but so amazing when you see results! Hang in there and whine to me whenever you need to. I will rub your feet and listen.
11:20 am
Did you see the video I posted on my wall yesterday?
It will make you giggle if you have a couple of minutes… 
5:00 pm
Heading out to eat a little bacon! The local bar is having a special bacon night. You’d like that place… lots of beers. Hope you can have a relaxing evening!

6:22 pm
Bad light but here are photos from Baconpalooza! 

 Bacon satay w/ Thai peanut sauce

Bacon wrapped shrimp, and chicken fried bacon with bacon cheese grits and biscuits 
@ Olde Magoun Saloon, Somerville

Bacon poutine – waffle fries with bacon, cheese, gravy and an egg on top. 
A cross between nachos and an egg mcmuffin….