German lunch

Friday, April 26, 2013
8:37am
Good morning! Such a great day off yesterday…I adore meandering, finding the beach and lobster! Have a fabulous Friday kid!

9:32am Phil 
It’s great fun! So much to see and explore. And of course, amazing seafood!

4:49pm
Another fun day! Stocked up at Walmart in the burbs, then a stellar German lunch, and take-out from Olive Garden for dinner! Whee! The trees and flowers are blooming… Spring! Hope your weekend is off to a grand start. Enjoy!

 
Black forest ham with cheese on pumpernickel bread and fries

Weiner schnitzel with spaetzel, carrots and cauliflower
Rouladen with egg noodles and red cabbage 

4:59pm Phil 
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 party party

FFF MĂ©nage Ă  trois

Happy Flash Fiction Friday!  Oooh la la!  Look at this uber-French photo Monsieur Tom has challenged us with this week!  Pop over to his blog, Three Spelling Mistakes, to see what he and other bloggers wrote about it.  My take is below.  Here’s the prompt:

Word Limit: 250
Bonus Words: All words in French are free!
Required Phrase: “MĂ©nage Ă  trois,” bien sĂ»r!
Forbidden Phrase: “Let them eat (fill in the blank).” It’s still too soon for me.
Extra Credit: Tell us which historic figure you’d most like to French kiss.
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“Marquise! Marquise!  Wake up!”
My ladies maid Marie whispered fiercely, shaking my shoulder.  Too bad… I was having a lovely dream about musketeers flirting at the last ball, before the troubles started.   
“Madame, he is dead!” my maid blurted out.
“Are you sure?” I asked.  There had been four recent reports of the Marquis’ death, followed by letters assuring me he was alive and a pardon was forthcoming.   Each time, I snuck into the prison, bribed a guard and had sex with him “once last time.”  He was a great lover, but prison is not a boudoir!  
“They brought his things,” my maid said, pointing my dressing table.  I felt a stab in my heart and looked away.  Such a sad end for a man whose only crime was fealty to his king.  
“Who brought them?” I inquired. 
“Two musketeers,” she reported.
“Oooh!  Are they still here?” I asked, sitting up. 
“Yes, madame… they wish to express their condolences. Cook set out a platter and wine.”
“Dress me!  Hurry!”  She fumbled in my armoire, pulling out my wig, the jewel box and garments.  I longed to do it, but that was not proper.  She helped me – tying, buttoning, pinning – then did my face in record time.  I dashed to the salon.  The men had feasted and were reclining on the divans.  They rose and bowed low, each taking my hand to kiss and express their sympathies. 
The taller one asked how they could help me bear my grief.  I sat and they flanked me on the divan.  I lifted my skirts and explained. 

Panties for Panties Man

From: Rick
To: Sassy
Sent: Wed, Apr 24, 2013 8:45 PM
Subject: Sent you an IM
responding to your IM.
I’m home alone for another few minutes, and need some release….I should fantasize of you!
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From: Sassy 
To: Rick
Sent: Thu, Apr 25, 2013 3:46:01 AM 
Subject: Re: Sent you IM 
I hope you did! 
Saw this beautiful underwear… thought of you.  đź™‚ 
 -S

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From: Rick
To: Sassy
Sent: Thu, Apr 25, 2013 8:50 AM EDT 
Subject: Re: Sent you IM

I did, and it was a big one!
Will check out that link at home 
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From: Sassy
To: Rick
Sent: Thu, Apr 25, 2013 1:07:23 PM 
Subject: Re: Sent you IM 
Playing hooky – up at Plum Island!
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From: Rick
To: Sassy
Sent: Apr 25, 2013 2:53 PM
Subject: re: Sent you IM
Nice! It must be chilly in this wind.

Plum Island Adventure

Thursday, April 25, 2013
7:31am
Good morning! Up early prepping for cleaners. Yay! Have a great Thursday!

8:13am Phil 
Why prep for cleaners? If you have to prep, why not clean yourself? I got creative last night – made dinner on the grill

[he attached a photo of a huge spread of meat]

8:13am Phil 
A happy boy
[Photo of his smiling face sitting outside]

8:14am Phil 
Have a great day Sass!
[photo of his smiling face in his office in uniform]

8:31am
Yum!
 You are looking so happy and healthy! And sexy!

8:47am Phil 
Well thank you, thank you very much baby
(in my best Elvis accent)

8:49am
Hee hee! (Hands you a pb & banana sammich)

10:25am
Playing hooky, meandering up US 1 toward Newburyport. Whee!

11:13 am
Plum Island Beach looking north

Plum Island Beach looking South

Plum Island Beach looking east

There was a house here until the last big storm when it was swept out to sea.  The one next door is also gone.  
Plum Island Lighthouse
The name of the boat is “Captain’s Lady!’
12:46pm
Lunch in Newburyport at the Starboard Galley!

Creamy classic clam chowder
Lobster pie with rice pilaf

The homey dining room 

Turtle cheesecake with chocolate filling

 Hubby’s marinated steak tips and scallops wrapped in bacon combo with rice pilaf

Downtown Newburyport

Truck food

From: Mr Truck
To: Sassy
Sent: Sunday, April 21, 2013 11:22 AM
Subject: Re: Sunday
Sorry sweetie been on couch all weekend with fluish symptoms, might just be dehydrated, but drinking tons of water talk soon x
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From: Sassy 
To: Mr Truck
Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 9:09 PM
Subject: Re: Sunday
Hiya Stan, 
Thinking of you and hoping you are starting to feel better!  
-S
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From: Mr Truck 
To: Sassy
Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 12:53 PM
Subject: Re: Sunday
Better, back in the swing of things. 
How were you when the city was under lock down? Are you very close to where the guys car jacked the SUV?
I meant to tell you about a nifty new restaurant I tried a few weeks ago, went to Painted Burro in Somerville.
Thanks for checking in sweet lady!
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From: Sassy
To: Mr Truck
Sent; Tuesday, April 23, 2013 1:26 pm 
Subject: Re: Sunday
Hiya Stan!  So glad to hear you are feeling better!  
The lockdown was an odd mix of working on the payroll at home and getting a lot more done than usual, while trying to hold back the tide of terror the news spewed forth.  We were very close to everything.  And our friends got caught in the midst of the police chase Thursday, another had her apartment searched in Watertown early Friday morning, one was parked in the lot where the MIT cop died, yet another had to evacuate because they live two doors down from the brothers, and one of our project pals taught the younger bomber in high school and could not fathom how such a good kid went bad.  The young couple who both lost legs are cousins of one of our friends.  The woman who died was the hostess at a restaurant we go to with my mom all the time.  All too close… it could have been any of us.  But I am ready to get back to normal and try to think of other things!  
Aha!  Davis Square is so fun!  I found the Painted Burro oddly loud and the service was iffy, but the food is fabulous!  Did you have the ceviche?  Yum.  We were at the Five Horses Tavern last night which is just around the block… they have a yummy pumpkin soup.  It’s funny that I end up in a restaurant in your area and you end up down here.  The universe is playing with us! 
-S
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From: Mr Truck 
To: Sassy
Sent: Apr 24, 2013 1:52 PM
Subject: Re: Sunday
Wow you had lots of different degrees of separation to the bombing and subsequent horrors. Amazing. Glad things are getting back to normal for you.
Love Davis Square, big fan of Red Bones, especially the basement. I’ll have to look into the Five Horses. Yeah Painted was ok, we sat in the bar and had a few different kinds of tacos, which were just ok. 
Ever hang around Allston much? There’s some great little joints with good pub grub. Deep Ellum is cool:
http://www.deepellum-boston.com/
And even the old Sunset Grill has some fun stuff, swordfish tacos, etc. :
http://www.allstonsfinest.com/welcome/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=132&Itemid=34
Yes the universe is playing with us, when WE should be playing with each other. Sorry I keep jerking you around about meeting and even calling! You MUST tell me if you been having any fun sex lately, I sure haven’t. But spring is hitting me hard (hard being the operative word here). I wanna fuck everyone from young girls to older women. Love this time of year when women begin wearing cute sandals and skimpy tops…and guys are going shirtless, showing off their hard nipples……
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From: Mr Truck 
To: Sassy
Sent: Apr 24, 2013 2:16 pm 
Subject: Re: Sunday
For the most part I liked this video because of it’s simple real nature. Ya know what I never see in porno is bellybutton kissing or fingering. I guess that’s just out of the main stream or something. Anyway, there’s some good moments in this:

Deli dinner

Wednesday, April 24, 2013
      
7:55am
Good morning! Event day! The eclairs make me think of you. Yum.

8:47am Phil 
Ha ha! Funny. Enjoy the day!
         
2:18pm
One hour until we start! There’s a phrase you use… “a lot of moving pieces.” One of THOSE days, w/ the new uber-boss in the mix. The weather is perfect, my staff are wonderful. Telling myself it will be fine. Whee!
       
2:31pm Phil 
I have those every day. Somehow the Bigwig thinks I’m an integral part of his staff and I have tasks galore. Enjoy the churn, it’s kind of fun!

2:38pm
Ah, the perils of being popular. You are a great guy! Everyone wants you around. If you were here I’d have some special tasks for you.

7:21pm
Yummy dinner out at the S&S Deli

Cheesy French Onion Soup
Baked scrod & rice pilaf

Reciprocity

Tuesday, April 22, 2013


Dear Readers,

The amazing and talented Advizor54 posted a smoking hot story of office shenanigans called The Shoes yesterday.

His story inspired me to write a story over lunch at work today.  You know, one sexy story deserves another?   It was one of those moments when the words took over my head and I had to write them down to make it stop!

He kindly posted my story in his blog! So if you want to see something else I’ve written, check it out at Free Advice is worth what you paid for it. 

While you’re over there, notice his tumblrs.  He has very good taste in photos… check them out too!

Enjoy!

-Sassy

Talking to Ashley Madison himself

Dear Readers,

Whoa!  Did you see Ryan Beaumont’s post last week about sending questions to Noel Biderman, the CEO of Ashley Madison and getting answers back?  And quite some answers they were!!  It made me understand that “married but looking” website in a whole new way!

Pop over to his blog and read the interview!
http://regularguygonebad.blogspot.com/2014/04/my-interview-with-ashley-madison.html

-Sassy

Groping

Monday, April 22, 2013
8:13am
Good morning! Headed back to the office to mop up from missing Friday and roll along. Have a marvelous Monday kid.

11:42am Phil 
Have a great day! 60 here! Going for a bike ride I think! Guys who say they will call and then don’t are cowardly assholes and not worth your time. Good riddance

11:46am
Enjoy the bike and send us that weather! It is beautiful here but cold – 40’s. I’ve decided things happen for a reason and I am better off without such cads. I am taking a break. The folks in the chat room gave me different ways to think about things. Moving along! Hugs with groping to you kid!
11:47am Phil 
I like hugs and groping

11:48am
I have the worst urge to put my hands on you! No messing around… going straight between your legs! Bad bad Sass…
11:49am Phil 
LOL

12:03pm
What would you grab?

12:04pm Phil 
Your hand because I’m a gentleman

12:10pm
I want to fuck that gentleman.

12:12pm Phil 
Well aren’t we frisky this morning. I do like your tight pussy.

12:15pm
There is something about having come through a crisis alive that makes me very horny. And you are the best one at taking care of that!

1:57pm Phil 
That’s not a bad thing