Hey darlin’

From: Sassy
To: Mr Truck
Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 12:06 PM
Subject: Re: Sunday
Good morning sweet Stan, 
All the mess down here makes me appreciate life a lot… simple things like being able to go out of my home!  But it also makes me realize my life is not how I wanted… I needed a man soooo badly.   Not just the sex… the hugs, the listening.  *sigh. 
Ah restaurants.  You know I can go on and on about those!  Have you been to Rudy’s Tequilaria in Teele Square?  They are smaller scale and low key compared to Painted Burro but better food and you can hear!  Red Bones is fun – I adore barbecue.  We’re often there with about 40 project people and whoop it up down under.  
I’ll have to check out your suggestions.  Thanks!  We used to go to Allston a lot to eat at a tiny Vietnamese place called VMajestic.  But it closed suddenly 3 years ago.  We adore the authentic Chinese at Shanghai Gate over at the corner of Comm and Harvard Ave.  
Are you really not getting anything?  When was your last roll in the hay?  How can you stand it?  Why don’t you let me help?!  I do wonder if you are an email king… which is fine with the wonderful emails you send!  Being together still feels like a great idea if the stars ever align.  You seem so much better than anyone else I am talking with, so I hold out hope it will be true in person.  Touching.  Tasting.  Fucking.  YES!
No fun sex lately.  I used to be juggling several guys but I have grown weary of that.  I am mostly on AM these days only to help friends edit their profiles.  I get hot messages from my old flame, but I am completely starved for male company.  I have been alone with a man doing sexy things exactly 5 hours this year.  NOT ENOUGH! 
1) An interesting Friday afternoon in February with a much-older local AM man at the Hyatt – he craves big women and despite me being large he wants someone bigger!  He wants to see me again but it’s tough after someone says you are not what they want.  He did send interesting videos that you have benefitted from, so he has his moments.
2) A delightful expensive dinner and “dessert” at a fancy hotel with an even older traveling AM man from Florida the first week of April – he is a complete sub and I am not a domme!  I tried but… it’s not as easy as you might think.  He only wants to email to set up a meet, so no fun day-to-day. Can’t decide if the perks of seeing him outweigh his quirks.  
You are so cute – it’s wonderful that bodies of all kinds can get you going!  Enjoy the view.  
I’m off to run a big reception with sweets and champagne.  I will eat an eclair and when the sweet cream slides down my throat, I’ll think of you and smile!  
From: Mr Truck
To: Sassy
Sent: Apr 28, 2013 9:23 AM
Subject: re: Sunday
Hey darlin’ loved your email. Your words made me want to love you affectionately, talking and kissing into the wee hours of the morning.
I’ll have to look for the Rudy’s and the Shanghai Gate.
Yes I’ll show myself to you to be real, the email king comes alive!
Interesting encounters even if not totally fulfilling. Any fun heavy petting?
How was the reception and especially, how was that cream doing down your throat? 😉 I sure won’t let my cum go down your throat (well not all the time!) but rather let us play with it on your lips….
What’s up today? Nice weather huh? What clothes does this weather have you wearing? Me, shorts and t-shirt.
Let’s talk soon xoxo
From: Mr Truck
To: Sassy
Sent: Apr 28, 2013 9:24 AM
Subject: Vid clip
Thought you might like this. Love how she’s on top fucking him hard to get herself off:
[Sadly, this video has disappeared. Here’s another of Alyssa Branch to entertain you.  Enjoy!  

Keep 300 feet back

Sunday, April 21, 2013

I had a meltdown this morning. I feel like a firetruck with a big sign on my butt that says “Danger – Keep 300 ft back.”  Sigh.

With all the craziness this week around the Marathon and the Lockdown, I felt the need to reaffirm that I am alive!  I wanted to talk with a nice man.

1) I decided to try AM chat last night.

I haven’t done it before but I was home alone and bored. I got pinged by a local guy.  He was so easy to talk with!  I felt a great connection.

Maybe you can tell me why a guy would talk to me for two hours, tell me he wants to meet for lunch, tell me he will call in 15 minutes to settle the details and then…NOT CALL?! No call, no email, no message on AM.  When did the lie start?

2)  Mr Truck said we could talk

I’ve been emailing with Mr Truck for 6 months. We have fun sharing p0rn. He tells me when his wife is away and that we should meet, but it never happens. So this time I asked if he could call me. He has a great voice and speaks very well in a sexy way. Oh, great idea, he says. He is a morning person, so he picks 8 am today. So I get up early, get myself all psyched up and… NOTHING.

So I sit at my computer crying, wondering what is wrong with me that two guys in 12 hours can’t be bothered to call me at a time they chose?  I ask for so little and I can’t even get that?

Another chatter had the misfortune to wish me a good morning on IM about 11 am and I whined all over him, poor man.  But that seemed to help.

I need to lower my expectations a lot… and not saddle these men with my need for a special man when all they want is a little chit chat now and then.

Mr. Truck emailed me eventually – so sorry, has the flu, fell asleep on the couch about midnight and missed his alarm. Whatever.

Mr. Hyatt is asking when he can see me. I feel stupid not to do it… but I just don’t care. I should give him a second chance, I suppose. But he doesn’t listen to me… and sends me the oddest videos.  I dunno.

I want to dump them all and focus on Philip. He thinks he can get here to see me again… which makes me sooo happy! But I know I mustn’t give up all my local options just because he might appear for a couple of days.

It was fascinating which of the AM men checked on me on Friday when all hell was breaking lose in my backyard. Two guys – Panties Man and Schenectady Sam, a guy who somehow ended up on my chat list and we’ve talked like… four times. So… marginal guys. Am I wrong to think that if the AM men can’t be bothered to contact me when it seems like the world is coming to an end, I can assume they really don’t care at all?  Not sure why it bugs me so much, but it does.

Wow… that was wicked cranky sounding! Sorry.  I need some time off from AM or some sort of miracle. This week is nutty at work with a big event, so perhaps I’ll just sit back and not think about AM.

You would think

Monday, April 15, 2013

So there was a thing in Boston today.   A VERY BAD thing.  And it was all over the news.  All over the world.  Late afternoon, I started hearing from friends and family and project people and co-workers and bloggers and blog fans and chatters and Philip and…

You would think I would hear from the AM men I am corresponding with regularly.  Mr Truck?  Panties Man?  Mr Hyatt?  Maybe the Traveler who had just been here?  Maybe they’d inquire as to how I am?  Was I there?  Am I close to the area?  Tell me how they got along today with so many roads and services disrupted?  I thought they’d check in.


The only man I heard from was Schenectady Sam, the guy over 100 miles away who had helped me try to unravel and AM Mystery in late March, that I hadn’t talked with much at all.

Not a word from any of the others.  Zip.  Nada.  Zero.  They were the only subset of my social circles that were silent.  Why do you think that is?

IM Apr 15 4:27 PM
• Apr 15 4:27 PM Sam: are you OK?????
IM Apr 15 9:38 PM
• Apr 15 9:38 PM Sassy: Yes. I am fine. Thanks for checking on me!
• Apr 15 9:38 PM Sassy: Scary shit Sam. 
From: Sassy
To: Sam
Sent: Monday, Apr 15, 2013 9:46 PM 
Subject: Checking in 
Hiya!  Since IM is being so freaky, I am switching to email.  
Thank you very much for checking on me!  It’s been a long strange afternoon, but I am fine, and as far as I can tell, all my pals are safe too.  Several of them were right there, but got lucky. 
Here’s a fun video of a man hard at work, to keep us smiling.  This is NSFW!  
To: Sassy
From: Sam
Sent: Tues, Apr 16, 2013 9:10 AM
Subject: Re: Checking in
What a thing.  I watched it all unfold on the camera feed from WBZ.  I’m glad to hear that you and yours are safe, but man … it just makes you shake, doesn’t it?
Thanks for the video.  🙂  I watched it this morning BEFORE I drove in to work.  And now that I’m here, I’m …
From: Sassy
To: Sam
Sent: Tues, Apr 16, 2013 11:42 AM
Subject: Re: Checking in
Good morning!  
I flipped back and forth between the Boston Globe tweeter feed and CBS live feed… so bizarre.  How can this happen in my city?  On this day?  Then my phone, email, IMs and Facebook went wild with people checking on me.  It is lovely to be cared for!  
We are trying to focus on the good done by hundreds of people rather then the evil done by a few.  I do feel the need to reconfirm that I am alive, say things to people I care about.  Never forget that you are a special man and there is a sassy woman in Boston who thinks so!  and wishes she could kneel at your feet and have a blissful look on her face while she pleasures you slowly and carefully with her hands and mouth for 5 minutes!  Have a great Tuesday! 
From: Sam
To: Sassy
Sent: Tues, Apr 16, 2013 2:18 PM 
Subject: Re: Checking in
well that idea just made me totally melt …

How about never?

So…. maybe you’re wondering what happened next, after Mr Hyatt and I had a lovely afternoon at the hotel?  Did he keep writing?  Did I see him again?

The man did almost everything right – beautiful hotel room, wild romp, said nice things about my body, asked to see me again before I left the room, texted me right away and I felt… nothing.  I don’t care.  I don’t want to see him again.  I know, this is the sort of thing that is super-depressing for men to hear.  But he was a perfect example of “NO CHEMISTRY!” Ugh.

I sat in my car in the hotel garage that day and felt…. nothing.  I hoped the memories would get better over time, but… they got worse.

I told myself not to judge based on a first meet, then analyzed it from every angle, told myself I should not close the door, that there would be days when I would change my mind and need some man’s hands on me and it could easily be him.  How could I turn away someone who was doing the right things?   I won’t bore you with the long list I made of reasons not to carry on but the bottom line was… I didn’t want to!  Imagine that… me not doing something a man wants!

Cartoon from The New Yorker magazine

Of course, he wrote while he was away.  A lot. Even called me.  But I still felt… nothing.  I tried to be nice, sent him classy p0rn videos most men have liked and videos I like.  He told of pining for me, sent me the oddest videos of huge sexy women (bigger than me!) being adored in various odd ways by thin ugly men – so strange I can’t even post them.

Then when he got home, he didn’t get in touch for three weeks and that was only to say that he was leaving again for six weeks!  Why does he only write when he’s thousands of miles away?  I know, I know… busy, busy… but… don’t say “I can’t wait to get home and hold you in my arms” and then… not write when you get home.  But I was relieved.

Things happened in my life and I didn’t have much time for awhile and realized I didn’t want to make time for him ever.   I explained about my new challenges, told him I was not interested anymore but he never seemed to get it.  He’d email with the subject line “Let’s get it on.”  That’s it… no message.  Nope.  Don’t want to.   I kept answering for awhile, being polite.  I don’t want him ticked at me.  A man can do bad things when he’s ticked.

Then I stopped writing.  That’s really not like me, but I couldn’t think of any other way to say, “no thanks.”   He kept writing.  He is still writing.  Every now and then.  Latest was, “Still got hots for you.  You got anything for me?”  Sigh.

I don’t want to think about him anymore.  And I don’t want to write about him here.  It feels write to be silent rather than write about him.  So you won’t be treated to the continuing saga of Mr Hyatt.

Figures… I hate silence and the guy who keeps writing is someone I don’t want to hear from!

Being nice

From: Sassy
To: Teddy
Subject: Sunday fun
Sent: Sun, Feb 17, 2013 11:45 AM
Good morning!  I hope all the snowing, blowing and cold is not cramping your Sunday morning. 
Here’s a sexy 5 minute video for you.  Two people being nice to each other.  🙂 
From: Teddy
To: Sassy
Subject: re: Sunday fun
Sent: Sun, Feb 17, 2013 11:51 AM
thanks – nice – teddy

Best BJ video

Saturday, February 16 Text to Teddy
Hiya handsome!  Headed out to lunch with mom.  Noticing some aches…remembering.  whee!  Hope you’re having a grand day! 
1:42 pm Text from Teddy
That is a feature not a bug – yes? 
1:44 pm Text to Teddy
Oh yes! Each twinge makes me remember how I got it and smile!  You okay? 
1:45 pm Text to Teddy
Yeah… doing taxes and bills.  Such is life.  Send the porn. 
From: Sassy
To: Teddy
Subject: The Black Gift
Sent: Feb 16, 2013 6:34 pm
Hiya Teddy! 
Here is a treat to give you a change of pace from the financial side of life. 
It’s the amazing Camille Crimson in the black lingerie from “The Art of Blow Job” 

Meet Mr Hyatt

February 15, 2013 6:58 am Text from Teddy 
Woke up with a hard cock, with your name on it-thank you.
Oh demure wench, so desiring of you and your flesh, mouth, lips, nipples wanting to be nibbled, thighs to excite, pussy to finger and suck, ass cheeks to massage.
Want and will explode on and in you. AND so looking forward to exciting and stimulating your entire body with multiple orgasms.
Good Morning.
9:45 am Text to Teddy 
Good morning!  Wow… you know how to start a lady’s day off right!
9:55 am Text from Teddy
You are welcome
You realize YOU bring it out of me.
and I so enjoy and look forward to making it real.
12:24 pm Text from Teddy
801 Hyatt
12:24 PM Text to Teddy
Showered, shaved, clipped, deodorized, lip glossed, lucky black bra…READY to rock your world?  Oh yes!
12:25 pm Text to Teddy
Heading over NOW! You okay? 
12:25 pm Text from Teddy
Excited.  You? 
12:26 pm Text to Teddy
12:45 pm Text to Teddy
Almost there!
It was like a plot to keep me from getting there.  A big crane was blocking traffic!  Everything stopped for a couple of minutes while it moved snow from the road and then finally backed into an alley. 
Then there was the bus full of athletes being let out at the Hyatt that blocked the entrance for five solid minutes. 
I finally pulled into the parking garage, found a spot on the third floor, found my way to the elevator down to the lobby, then took the glass elevator up to the 8th floor and found the first room on the right – #801!  I knocked decisively.  I waited about 30 seconds, then he opened the door. 
I was determined to get my hands and mouth on him before he could look at me, so I grabbed him for a hug.  I put him off balance, so he slammed back into the wall… oops!  He grabbed me and moaned, and I kissed him!  We had a fierce tongue battle and a bunch of groping.  Yay!  I finally backed off.

Ted Knight

“Do I look okay?” he asked.  
“Oh yes! Do I?” I asked, twirling around in the middle of the room.  I set my stuff on the credenza.  I had a tote bags with bottled water and chocolate-covered potato chips.  I looked out the window at the view of the city.  
“I wonder if I can see my place?  Nope,” I said.
“Where do you want to go now?” he asked.  
“Heaven,” I answered. 
“Come here, let’s go together!” he called to me.  I sat on the edge of the bed next to him.  He pulled me over half on top of him and we kissed more. 
He played with my silky scarf, joked about it coming in handy later, having lots of uses.  He unbuttoned my top and marveled at my cleavage, sticking his fingers and then his nose between my breasts.  He took off all my clothes, stroking what he exposed, ended up between my legs with his hands and mouth on me.   He is very fast and forceful, plunging into me and stroking my clit.  It was rather rough but effective.  I told him to slow down and swipe, and he did.
He has a running chatter, “Oh Yes!  Look at those gorgeous pussy lips!  I adore fleshy lips!  I’m going to taste them, you bet I am.  And you taste so good!  Ummmmmm….. you like that darling?  You want to cum for me? Come on, cum… you can… relax… let go…”  It was quite amazing to run into a talker, and one who would say what he’s going to do and compliment my body.  
He pulled me down to the end of the bed and got up to take off his clothes.  He asked me to undo his belt buckle and take off his white bikini underwear.  I chatted at him while I did that.  
“Oh, I do adore the sound of a buckle… unbuckling… and a zipper…. unzipping… oh yeah…”, and “Oh my!  A first for me!” I exclaimed as his lovely erect cock was exposed.  
“What’s that my dear?” he asked.
“An uncut man,” I explained, as I touched him.  He was a medium length, quite wide, hooded masterpiece.  I remembered that one of the chat ladies has a theory that men not born in this country are more likely to be uncut, and this was another data point to confirm that.   He was surprised, said he didn’t want to ask about my sexual experience but he would have thought I’d have seen others.  
We progressed to me sucking on him… licking him… he asked me not to touch him with my hand, just use my mouth.  This confused me, but I did what he asked.  Why wouldn’t he want my talented hands on him?  
He was very excited and I thought I might get to swallow, but he pulled me away, turned me over and went inside me doggie style.  He set a frantic pace… pulling me on and off.  He said nice things about my back side as he slammed in and out of me.  I held on for dear life, and tried to enjoy but it was a bit frantic for me.  He reached for a condom on the night stand and I heard foil tear then momentary silence, and more pumping.  He released inside me with a loud moan and collapsed next to me on the bed.

I got up to get the bottled water and the chocolate potato chips.  We re-hydrated and shared the sweet crunchy treats.  He was skeptical but after the first taste, ate several more and made nice noises.

He somehow thought sex would be the key to unlock all my secrets.  He asked me where I work.  I demurred.  He asked my real name.  No, sorry.  Then he wanted to know where I live.  Um… no.  Really… no.  He talked along, trying to trick me, telling me things, telling me I should reciprocate.  Ugh.  I closed my eyes and pretended to rest.  He snoozed a little which gave me a break from the interrogation. 

The short nap re-energized him and he started playing with my chest.  Then he dropped a bombshell.  His profile said he was 55 but he was really… 65!  Not that a number matters but… wow.  He said when he puts anything above 59 on his profile, replies stop.  I pondered whether I would have answered and decided he was probably right.  But still… 10 years.  Wow.  
He asked me to roll over on top of him and go again.  I was worried about squishing him, but he said to go for it and I did and it was fun!  He held my hips and pounded up from underneath me… yum.  
We talked more, cuddled together.  He told me stories about his travels, his work, his family.  
He pulled me around again and went back inside me with my legs on his shoulders.  I watched his face as the pleasure rolled through him.  
We cuddled some more.  He asked if I would see him again.  I was surprised… most men don’t ask during the first meet.  He said he’d be away on vacation for a couple of weeks, and then away on business for a bit but as soon as he got back… he wanted to see me.   I smiled and said I would think about it.  I offered to go out for dumplings with him but he said he had to get home.

He showered and I got dressed.  He gave me a big hug and a deep kiss and escorted me out the door.  I walked to the garage.  

I sat in my car in the garage and called Hubby, asked if he wanted any food from Mary Chung’s. He asked me to order his favorites.  I got a message from Teddy!  Wow.  No need to wonder when he’d contact me.  
5:08 pm Text from Teddy
Thank you for a very nice afternoon.  Enjoyed you immensely. 
5:30 pm Text to Teddy
Thank you, Teddy!  You are a delight!  I went by Mary Chung’s on my way home… mmmm. 

Theoretical and practical

February 14, 2013 8:00 am 
From: Sassy
To: Teddy 
Subject: re: Hello the boy from [his large well-known employer]
Good morning!  Hope you have a grand Thursday.  
February 14, 2013 2:55 pm 
From: Teddy
To: Sassy
Subject: a two part email
Hello Sassy One (or is it Sweet and Sassy one?)
Thank you for the responses-all appreciated.  Since I work at [large well-known employer] where we handle theoretical and practical issues, this email will be divided into two part – a more cerebral response and musing on the issues/activities/opportunities/exchanges which have emerged; followed by a more guttural reaction to the photos and your physical comments – OK?
So Sassy it will be – I like the ring and what it implies, on the other hand you will need to live up to it-can you?
Yes an attractive dumpling offering, I do agree – will you accept, please?
Yes “my wants” sound like you and more later when I get physical…
Unsure what you mean about finding sexy pictures of other people-got any of me?
Not so much look “under the hood” (although I do look forward to under the covers), but into your eyes, into your soul, into your head, into your soul and into your heart – – the places that chemistry happens, is produced and occurs, is where I want to look and explore (as well as into you!)
… so let me get physical – the photos, both of them initiated movement and blood flow between my legs–a good thing, me thinks.
The cleavage – god I want to place my heads there, so much.
The one of you with open arms is soooo alluring and delicious and I am thinking to myself – Let Me In!
Yes a back rub is so doable and I will and do want to … lay on your stomach and expose your back to me … your ass will create a hillock (or hill) where I can rest my self at times and I will massage, manipulate, knead, feel, palpate your skin and the flesh on your wide, fleshy back … and as I remove the tension from your upper back, I will work the sides, often brush across the sides of your breast-so we both know they are there … and come down to the lower back which curves in before it meets the buttocks and play with that area gently … depending on your mood, I may slowly peel away your pants and massage your ass cheek …. often returning to the nape of your neck and slowly descending your spinal column, once again-each time going down further your backside and tickling, caressing and if desired gently slapping your ass cheeks … as you get more relaxed separating your legs apart in order to massage the inside of your legs …. my hope and expectation is that the beginning of this exercise you will be shy and demure and as we progress the wench in you is liberated and your sweetness overflows (I will be there to collect the juices).
I also must say the impish smile and look in your eyes makes for a face which is most stimulating, electrifying and inviting – – and the, as you say, Buxom Wench is one I want to devour-allow me? – teddy
February 14, 2013 3:07 pm 
From: Teddy
To: Sassy
Subject: Addendum 
being desirous of you – more pics are most welcomed … and a meeting (or is that too early) in a public place very desired-teddy
Thursday, February 14, 2013 4:48 pm
From: Sassy
To: Teddy
Subject: re: a two part email
Hiya Teddy!
Thank you ever so much for your dual email!   I appreciate both parts.  I am racing to finish a work project before a 4-day weekend, but I wanted to chime in on several points right now.  
I looked up the definition of Sassy, and I think you’ll find it is me in spades:
Lively, bold, and full of spirit; cheeky.
saucy – cheeky – impertinent – impudent – pert – forward
Am I living up to that so far?  
Why are you searching?  Are you a “none, need some,” a “some, needs more,” a “lots, needs different” fellow or what?  
So how would this dumpling outing work?  Want to do lunch tomorrow?  Or some day soon?  Or after work? Or dim sum on a weekend morning?  I am trying to get my head around the details… see if I can do it safely. It is a unique idea!  Much better than “coffee” which I do not drink.  
I don’t have any sexy photos of you… yet?  I am a fan of shoulders and toes.  🙂 
I will admit that I look at…um… p0rn!  So I have a modest collection of sexy photos, .gifs and videos.  It’s tough to find stuff that isn’t crap, so I like sharing the inspiring ones. 
Ah… you write so beautifully.   I hope you will explore. 
Glad the photos had the desired effect!  I like to enhance blood flow and inspire fantasies!  
Your back rub description?  Oh my… it’s not something most men focus on, but wow… it is a delicious thing by itself and also an incredible gateway to more!  You covered all that… Yum. You would have me making a lot of noise and exploding all over!  What should I turn over and do for you then?  A back rub of your own?  Rubbing elsewhere? 
What next, kind sir?  I’ll send you a snippet of my erotic writing. 
February 14, 2013 4:50 pm 
To: Teddy
From: Sassy
Subject: The View
Just as I was finishing my last meeting of the day yesterday, 
gathering my papers off the marble table in the conference 
room on the 36th floor, the sound of sirens wafted up from 
the expressway below.  Everyone else had left the room, so 
I took a minute to lean over the marble counter and stare 
down at the roadway.  There was a horrible wreck of mangled 
metal and shattered glass, several cars and a tractor trailer 
twisted together.  The traffic was stopped behind the mess, 
and the cars on the other side barely moved, rubbernecking.
Suddenly, I heard the door close. I straightened up, but before I
could turn, I felt your arm around my waist, and felt the heat of you
on my back through my dress.  You were already hard, pressed
tightly against my ass.  I started to speak, but you put a finger
on my lips and teased a corner.  I licked your thumb, and you moved
your hand down to unbutton my dress.  Just enough to slip
your hand inside and tease a hard nipple.  I moaned and let my head
fall back against your shoulder.  You bit my neck and ran your
tongue across my skin.
You slipped your hand under my skirt and inside my underwear,
teasing my most sensitive spot.  You pressed a finger inside,
unsurprised at the moisture gathered there.  I was startled
as you lowered my underwear.  I felt like my knees would
buckle, but you tightened your grip and spread my legs to
balance me against the counter.  I panicked when I heard
the rasping sound of your zipper, but before I could form the
words in my mind to stop you, I felt you hot and hard against
my skin, and a low moan was all that escaped my lips.  You
shoved it inside me, and your breathing grew ragged as you
watched yourself slide in and out.  You kneaded the flesh of
my hips as you moved, then reached around me to rub the top
of my slit in time with your strokes.  I was trying to be
quiet, but could not hold in all the gasps of pleasure as
you thrust deeper and deeper inside me, your balls slapping
against me.  You felt the trembling start inside me, and
the clenching around you.  You felt the pulsing, the searing
heat and suddenly lost control, pounding me into the wood
and stone, spurting up inside me over and over.
The only sound was our uneven breathing and the whirring
air conditioning.  You pressed your cheek to my back and
whispered, “What a view…”
February 14, 2013 4:56 pm 
To: Sassy
From: Teddy
Subject: re: The View
thank you for the read-where are you now?-I want to to put my arm around your head, turn your head and kiss your lips and go all in with my tongue into your mouth …as I do this your body will feel my cock hardened because of you-the powerful and buxom wench!!…. and let it roll the way you and I want it to–tell me where I need to be in ten minutes?-teddy
February 14, 2013 5:09 pm 
From: Sassy
To: Teddy
Subject: re: The View
What a delightful and impetuous man you are!  Nothing like a little erotica in the afternoon… mmmm… 
I am sitting at my desk… dripping after reading your words.  I am turning off my computer and heading home.  I wish I could meet you!  Tomorrow?  I am off work and ready.  🙂 
February 14, 2013 5:11 pm 
To: Sassy
From: Teddy
Subject: re: The View
stop by my office – – it is on the way to wherever you’re going
February 14, 2013 5:50 pm 
To: Sassy
From: Teddy
Subject: re: The View
… the email below landed in the span folder and The Veiw landed in the In box folder-go figure–so yes tell me where you want me now, BUT if not able to, I suggest that we have lunch tomorrow-say at 12:30ish-1ish – possible?  (and God know I am ready also)
so much to react to from you – that I excite you – – yes so let us consummate Sassy One–be Lively, bold, and full of spirit as the definition states
Watching porn – I do so at times (obviously) and have always wanted to do it with my partner-I hope we can (again much blood flow). I like BBW, Matures primarily-you?
As I rub your back, at the “right” time-yes you will turn over and open your thighs which I have massage and are warm … I will look at your triangular sweetness and proceed to devour it with first my eyes, then with my fingers, followed by my tongue and finally my very hard cock that you will have stroked and licked so it is ready and acquainted with you.
You ask why I am searching – I am a “none and needs/wants some that is real” … in full disclosure mode:-
Family life, my marriage of many yrs is good except there is minimal sexual activity and interest-she is my best friend and we rely on each other and do so well- grown children  … we are good together and we have a lot of fun … what I want is to have that anxiety/excitement (frisson)/explosion in my stomach when I am with a woman-one I enjoy being with and engaging with emotionally, with her soul as well with her body – – to be honest you, the other woman, the person I seek would be “second”; by that I mean when I am with you, you would have all of me, but not all of me ALL of the time – – I believe I can compartmentalize a space where I can engage fully with you (and which orgasms, and all it represents, would be present) … after when leaving that space and returning to my home being a better husband because I am fulfilled more honestly – – MAKE SENSE?
Thank you for the compliment that I write well; I don’t think so … and you tell me to explore meaning write more? … I’d rather explore you-all of you every fold, nook and cranny and everything in-between.
so lunch tomorrow is my hope … feel free to call me-I realize that probably makes you uptight but am here at work till 7:30ish (his work phone number) or on my cell (mobile number), prefer a text and I can respond with calling or a texting back 
God the blood is still flowing – come to me and build the pressure, hardness and excitement to ensure an explosion for us.
PS – potential problematic, but doesn’t have to be:- I am off on vacation for ten days on Monday the 18th.
I texted him at 9:15 pm using Google Voice

12:30 pm Friday – great!  Where? Want a ride? Pick you up? Can you get to the Hyatt? Text or call is fine.  I’m up late. 
He called me me about 9:26 pm and said he wanted to get a room at the Hyatt.  (I had meant I could pick him up there to go to lunch, as it is an easy landmark).  I demured, told him to talk to me for a minute.  He said he could talk for as long as I needed.  We chatted about this and that… where I was, what I was wearing and he said I was not agreeing to anything, we could hold hands and look out the window (yeah, right) and he was so charming, I finally said yes.  He said he’d text me at 12 pm with the room number.
10:15 Text from Teddy 
Got the room reserved at the Hyatt. Am so excited desirous as well a bit anxious. Will I satisfy you-so want to and we shall. Sleep well oh sassy one.
10:17 pm Text to Teddy from Sassy
10:17 pm Text from Teddy
A woman of few words.

Too real up front

Date:  Feb 13th – 2:22pm
From:  Sassy
AM Message:
Hiya Teddy! How are you this fine winter day? Here I am, a real woman looking for a nice man and Chinese dumplings! Ask me questions? Let’s figure out if it’s worth meeting to check for that CHEMISTRY! What can I tell you that matters? I’m an office manager by day and do community projects in my spare time. I get nothing at home, so the basics of passion and pleasure sound great to me. I like to email and chat and talk on the phone and meet sometimes. I like McDonald’s better than Burger King. Heinz Ketchup is better than Hunt’s. If any of this sounds possible, let me know. Hugs with groping! -Sassy
Date:  Feb 13th – 4:23pm
From:  [a new guy]
AM Message:
Hello right back at you – I like your enthusiasm, Sassy (and your handle)! Real Woman – how do you define one? Chinese dumpling – 0h so fine when good – where to you go for them? Yes Chemistry – elusive, BUT necessary. You can tell me anything that you feel matters.(and can ask anything as I will answer it all) Passion, pleasure and smiles and feeling like a wet noodle at the end is MOST desirous. Email is good Phone is better [real work phone # redacted] and Meeting can be marvelous – shall we start the on the road…. Hugs with groping yes … and my kissing the back of your neck and licking the back of your ears … teddy PS – would love a pic if that is cool with you.
Date:  Feb 13th – 6:37pm
From:  Sassy
AM Message:
Hiya Teddy! Glad you picked up on my cheery disposition. I’ll try not to sass you too much. A real woman is not an AM shill set up to take your credits and disappear, or a pro looking for money for sex – just a regular gal with a brain, a sense of humor and a great chest. Mary Chung is dumpling central for me. I could live on suan la chow show. Or their small steamer buns during dim sum hours. Where’s your favorite? I don’t know what matters… real life stuff is interesting but unimportant. How your hands feel on me, how you kiss… how you sound when you explode… Do you have any deal breaker questions? 
Based on my recent experiences with AM, please say you don’t want to be my dom, don’t want me to dom you, aren’t overcome with guilt, don’t want to listen to me in the bathroom and don’t wear ladies underwear! More power to them, but not with me. I’ve mostly given up… just hang out to help my pals fine tune their profiles. But you tempt me… Have you met other ladies? 
Want me to wear you out, eh? If you do the same for me, it’s a deal. I am happy to send photos. I have a great one of my cleavage! In order to do that, I’d like to switch to email. Reply at [sassy’s email] at the Yahoo place? 
FYI – I am a googler. I found you easily online with your work phone number. Not sure if you had planned to stay anonymous, but you aren’t if you give out that number. Your secrets are safe with me – I am not part of the evil in the world – but I’d recommend being more careful, at least until you meet someone. I don’t share anything real life at first… maybe not ever. Can you be with someone where you don’t know her real name? 
If you kiss the back of my neck and lick my ears… you may get into the best kind of trouble! -Sassy
email from his work address! 
[with his full name, title and address and the info for his assistant!  YIKES!]
February 13, 2013 7:45 pm
To: Sassy’s Yahoo address 
Subject: Hello the boy from [his large, well-known employer]
Sassy – as far as I am concerned that IS your name-no need for full identity as long as the attitude promised comes forth and the sass apparent is maintained.
You are correct about “being careful” – on one level I have nothing to hide and I also, in my gut felt a good vibe about you-the way you expressed yourself sounded very genuine, open and to the point (all traits I look for, admire and want).
Mary Chung – OH Yes, but it was a better place when it was across the street, although the suan la chow show are wonderful … another place I like is Jo Jo Taipei in Allston-wonderful fresh simple dumplings as well as the ones at Chili Garden in Medford Sq which are “hot” Szechuan style – – I want to invite you to a dumpling tasting—say yes!
I do like the way you describe stuff and your feelings and thoughts-a down to earth, earthiness.  No deal breaking questions for me – for you? I did find your description/concerns about AM “wants” humorous-I want a woman who is sexual, sensual, can converse, has opinions, has humor and who will allow me to and teach me how to wear her out, plus a woman with flesh is always for me more attractive—is this you?/I hope so.
And yes being red blooded male, a picture of you especially as you say with cleavage will be appreciated but look forward to visualizing you, all of you.
Allow me to kiss the back of your neck, ever so gently and sweetly lick the ears and … (tell me/guide me for the next step)
Warm regards – teddy
Date:  Feb 13th – 10:02pm
From:  [a new guy]
AM Message:
Hello Sassy Sent a copy to Yahoo, but wearing suspenders and a belt-here it is also. Sassy – as far as I am concerned that IS your name-no need for full identity as long as the attitude promised comes forth and the sass apparent is maintained.You are correct about “being careful” – on one level I have nothing to hide and I also, in my gut felt a good vibe about you-the way you expressed yourself sounded very genuine, open and to the point (all traits I look for, admire and want).Mary Chung – OH Yes, but it was a better place when it was across the street, although the suan la chow show are wonderful … another place I like is Jo Jo Taipei in Allston-wonderful fresh simple dumplings as well as the ones at Chili Garden in Medford Sq which are “hot” Szechuan style – – I want to invite you to a dumpling tasting—say yes! I do like the way you describe stuff and your feelings and thoughts-a down to earth, earthiness.  No deal breaking questions for me – for you? I did find your description/concerns about AM “wants” humorous-I want a woman who is sexual, sensual, can converse, has opinions, has humor and who will allow me to and teach me how to wear her out, plus a woman with flesh is always for me more attractive—is this you?/I hope so.And yes being red blooded male, a picture of you especially as you say with cleavage will be appreciated but look forward to visualizing you, all of you.Allow me to kiss the back of your neck, ever so gently and sweetly lick the ears and … (tell me/guide me for the next step) Warm regards – teddy
February 13, 2012 11:52 am 
From: Sassy
To: [his work address]
Subject: Sassy Photos 
Hiya Teddy, 
Thanks for making the switch to email… I like to get away from AM – the interface is so primitive!  
Sassy is much more fun than “real me” so stick with that part of me!  My, how perceptive you are!  
Mmmmm… dumplings.  Very attractive offer! 
Your wants sound like me!  But you have to “look under the hood.”  People tell me I come across as a shy, demure, sweet soul.  But underneath all that is a vixen!  
I am better at finding sexy photos of other people, but here are a couple of me to start you off.  
Hmmm… let’s see… neck kiss, ear nibble… a delicious back rub next?  Get to know my skin… what would you like me to do?  
I wish you good night with sexy dreams of a buxom wench!

Attached: two photos 
[Sassy’s semi-famous cleavage], [Sassy dressed to go out]

New guy – Second try

Question: Does it work to write to a lady again, if she doesn’t respond the first time?

Answer: In general, it’s a bad idea to pester a woman who don’t respond but…


TRY #1
Date:  Jan 9th – 4:41pm
From:  [a new guy]
AM Message:
hello believe/feel I am smart, sort of funny and do like being upbeat (a bourbon helps especially upon meeting someone for the first time) … I like food, especially Asian … demure woman is nice, but sultry and attitude is best … here I am – care to start a conversation? – teddy
Date:  Jan 9th – 9:55pm
From:  [a new guy]
AM Message:
We thought you’d like to know that “[a new guy]” has added you to the ‘Favorites’ section of his Profile.
I looked at his message, read his profile and stared at his three photos.  
His stats were good – 6’0″ tall and 220… oh yes.  
Age = 55… so figure 57?  Okay.  
His tag line was mediocre but the profile was well-written, if a little sparse.  Good.  
But his AM profile name? It was AWFUL!  It was a play on words that meant… OLD.  WTF? Really? 
His photos did nothing for me… white hair, never looking at the camera… rather like an old time TV anchorman with no emotion, just the news.  No.  
The message itself?  He did read my profile and pull words from it.  Oddly put together.  Typed on his phone? Some flashes of fun, and I adore Asian food but.. no, just… no.  
I was still a mess from my New Year’s Eve double dumping, and thinking I was probably done with being on AM.  I was about to meet Mr. Scat.  I went back to look at his profile the next day… still couldn’t find any reason to answer him.  I did not respond.
TRY #2
Date:  Feb 12th – 8:37am
From:  [a new guy]
AM Message:
[10 words being funny about my tag line, with a first name – Teddy]

I smiled.  I read his profile and looked at his photos again.  Maybe his smile was sort of cute?

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching and I have no prospects for a hug.  SmoothGuy and Mr Truck are nice but never seem to get to the meeting point.  I hoped to see Simon Templar again, but it didn’t work out.  My husband has asked if we could celebrate early, as he wants to be with a new couple he’s found to play with on the day.  I haven’t met anyone in over a month and am going a little crazy!

The new guy is tenacious… maybe… I dunno… it would be polite to answer.  Right?