Too real up front

Date:  Feb 13th – 2:22pm
From:  Sassy
AM Message:
Hiya Teddy! How are you this fine winter day? Here I am, a real woman looking for a nice man and Chinese dumplings! Ask me questions? Let’s figure out if it’s worth meeting to check for that CHEMISTRY! What can I tell you that matters? I’m an office manager by day and do community projects in my spare time. I get nothing at home, so the basics of passion and pleasure sound great to me. I like to email and chat and talk on the phone and meet sometimes. I like McDonald’s better than Burger King. Heinz Ketchup is better than Hunt’s. If any of this sounds possible, let me know. Hugs with groping! -Sassy
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Date:  Feb 13th – 4:23pm
From:  [a new guy]
AM Message:
Hello right back at you – I like your enthusiasm, Sassy (and your handle)! Real Woman – how do you define one? Chinese dumpling – 0h so fine when good – where to you go for them? Yes Chemistry – elusive, BUT necessary. You can tell me anything that you feel matters.(and can ask anything as I will answer it all) Passion, pleasure and smiles and feeling like a wet noodle at the end is MOST desirous. Email is good Phone is better [real work phone # redacted] and Meeting can be marvelous – shall we start the on the road…. Hugs with groping yes … and my kissing the back of your neck and licking the back of your ears … teddy PS – would love a pic if that is cool with you.
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Date:  Feb 13th – 6:37pm
From:  Sassy
AM Message:
Hiya Teddy! Glad you picked up on my cheery disposition. I’ll try not to sass you too much. A real woman is not an AM shill set up to take your credits and disappear, or a pro looking for money for sex – just a regular gal with a brain, a sense of humor and a great chest. Mary Chung is dumpling central for me. I could live on suan la chow show. Or their small steamer buns during dim sum hours. Where’s your favorite? I don’t know what matters… real life stuff is interesting but unimportant. How your hands feel on me, how you kiss… how you sound when you explode… Do you have any deal breaker questions? 
Based on my recent experiences with AM, please say you don’t want to be my dom, don’t want me to dom you, aren’t overcome with guilt, don’t want to listen to me in the bathroom and don’t wear ladies underwear! More power to them, but not with me. I’ve mostly given up… just hang out to help my pals fine tune their profiles. But you tempt me… Have you met other ladies? 
Want me to wear you out, eh? If you do the same for me, it’s a deal. I am happy to send photos. I have a great one of my cleavage! In order to do that, I’d like to switch to email. Reply at [sassy’s email] at the Yahoo place? 
FYI – I am a googler. I found you easily online with your work phone number. Not sure if you had planned to stay anonymous, but you aren’t if you give out that number. Your secrets are safe with me – I am not part of the evil in the world – but I’d recommend being more careful, at least until you meet someone. I don’t share anything real life at first… maybe not ever. Can you be with someone where you don’t know her real name? 
If you kiss the back of my neck and lick my ears… you may get into the best kind of trouble! -Sassy
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email from his work address! 
[with his full name, title and address and the info for his assistant!  YIKES!]
February 13, 2013 7:45 pm
From: [HIS REAL NAME REDACTED]
To: Sassy’s Yahoo address 
Subject: Hello the boy from [his large, well-known employer]
Sassy – as far as I am concerned that IS your name-no need for full identity as long as the attitude promised comes forth and the sass apparent is maintained.
You are correct about “being careful” – on one level I have nothing to hide and I also, in my gut felt a good vibe about you-the way you expressed yourself sounded very genuine, open and to the point (all traits I look for, admire and want).
Mary Chung – OH Yes, but it was a better place when it was across the street, although the suan la chow show are wonderful … another place I like is Jo Jo Taipei in Allston-wonderful fresh simple dumplings as well as the ones at Chili Garden in Medford Sq which are “hot” Szechuan style – – I want to invite you to a dumpling tasting—say yes!
I do like the way you describe stuff and your feelings and thoughts-a down to earth, earthiness.  No deal breaking questions for me – for you? I did find your description/concerns about AM “wants” humorous-I want a woman who is sexual, sensual, can converse, has opinions, has humor and who will allow me to and teach me how to wear her out, plus a woman with flesh is always for me more attractive—is this you?/I hope so.
And yes being red blooded male, a picture of you especially as you say with cleavage will be appreciated but look forward to visualizing you, all of you.
Allow me to kiss the back of your neck, ever so gently and sweetly lick the ears and … (tell me/guide me for the next step)
Warm regards – teddy
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Date:  Feb 13th – 10:02pm
From:  [a new guy]
AM Message:
Hello Sassy Sent a copy to Yahoo, but wearing suspenders and a belt-here it is also. Sassy – as far as I am concerned that IS your name-no need for full identity as long as the attitude promised comes forth and the sass apparent is maintained.You are correct about “being careful” – on one level I have nothing to hide and I also, in my gut felt a good vibe about you-the way you expressed yourself sounded very genuine, open and to the point (all traits I look for, admire and want).Mary Chung – OH Yes, but it was a better place when it was across the street, although the suan la chow show are wonderful … another place I like is Jo Jo Taipei in Allston-wonderful fresh simple dumplings as well as the ones at Chili Garden in Medford Sq which are “hot” Szechuan style – – I want to invite you to a dumpling tasting—say yes! I do like the way you describe stuff and your feelings and thoughts-a down to earth, earthiness.  No deal breaking questions for me – for you? I did find your description/concerns about AM “wants” humorous-I want a woman who is sexual, sensual, can converse, has opinions, has humor and who will allow me to and teach me how to wear her out, plus a woman with flesh is always for me more attractive—is this you?/I hope so.And yes being red blooded male, a picture of you especially as you say with cleavage will be appreciated but look forward to visualizing you, all of you.Allow me to kiss the back of your neck, ever so gently and sweetly lick the ears and … (tell me/guide me for the next step) Warm regards – teddy
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February 13, 2012 11:52 am 
From: Sassy
To: [his work address]
Subject: Sassy Photos 
Hiya Teddy, 
Thanks for making the switch to email… I like to get away from AM – the interface is so primitive!  
Sassy is much more fun than “real me” so stick with that part of me!  My, how perceptive you are!  
Mmmmm… dumplings.  Very attractive offer! 
Your wants sound like me!  But you have to “look under the hood.”  People tell me I come across as a shy, demure, sweet soul.  But underneath all that is a vixen!  
I am better at finding sexy photos of other people, but here are a couple of me to start you off.  
Hmmm… let’s see… neck kiss, ear nibble… a delicious back rub next?  Get to know my skin… what would you like me to do?  
I wish you good night with sexy dreams of a buxom wench!
-S

Attached: two photos 
[Sassy’s semi-famous cleavage], [Sassy dressed to go out]

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