Category Archives: Scat

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Scat returns

No matter what I do – no contact list… cleaning out my sent mail and chats and – my Yahoo account still sends spam to men I have long ago stopped emailing!  They are kind to write and let me know.  It’s over a year since I heard from Mr. Scat but he pops up all polite and cheerful.  Wow… 
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From: Mr Scat
To: Sassy
Sent: Sunday, February 23, 2014 7:58 PM
Subject: Silly spam
How are you? I haven’t heard from you in a while. How is Ashley-Madison treating you?
Alan
On Sun, Feb 23, 2014 at 2:53 AM, Sassy wrote:
http://baseface.tv/jkoocnzp/news.php
Sassy
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From: Sassy
To: Mr Scat
Sent: Sunday, February 23, 2014 8:24 PM
Subject: Re: Silly spam
Hiya!  Sorry about the spam… I try everything to avoid them and they still find a way.  Yuck! 
Doing well… been seeing the same guy since November.  Hope life is treating you well. 
-S
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Mr Scat’s Farewell

From: Archie
To: Sassy
Sent: Saturday, January 12, 2013 8:18 AM
Subject: Re: Connections
Hi Sassy,
I enjoyed meeting you yesterday. I’m thinking that AM is not for me. You are probably right about the people on AM. The older women feel neglected, the men are all over the map. If something spontaneous came along in my real life, I would pursue it but AM is forcing something that I don’t really feel. Maybe AM and sites like it are the new way to meet people. I don’t know. It feels contrived to me. What do you think?
Archie
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From: Sassy
To: Archie 
Sent: Jan 13, 2013 11:52 AM 
Hi Archie, 
Thank you for getting together on Friday.  You tell wonderful stories.  
I understand your reasoning.  If it doesn’t feel right to you, you are better off going another direction.  Thank you very much for explaining.  I wish you all the best!
-Sassy
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Meeting Mr Scat

January 11, 2013 Friday 
From: Archie
To: Sassy 
Sent: Friday, January 11, 2013 8:57 AM
Good Morning Sassy,
I’ll see you at 1:PM. I’ll where the gray sweat shirt that I wore in the picture.
Archie
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From: Sassy
To: Archie
Sent: Fri, Jan 11, 2013 at 10:28 AM
Good morning Archie!  I’m dashing to the clinic and when I get done I’ll see you!  I’ll have on my blue hoodie! And a silk scarf… So excited! 
-S
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I had a crazy morning – doing some work at home, then dashing to the health clinic for PT on my stupid foot and a doctor’s appointment. I scurried out to Panera in Wellington Circle and arrived at 1:10 pm.  I parked at the edge of the lot so no one could walk in front of my car if we decided to sit there later. 
He said he’d be there at 1 pm… I told him it would be more like 1:15 pm when I arrived.  So I was earlier than I said.  I walked the length of the restaurant – he was not there.  I realized I had forgotten my phone so I dashed to my car and back.  
I made another walk through the restaurant and was about to give up, when he came strolling in! I gave him a platonic side hug and led to him to relatively quiet little round table.  I held his hand for a few moments and took a long look at him as he did the same.  His AM profile said he was 64 and I had hoped he’d look 54.  But he looked about 74!  He was quite disheveled, and scraggly.  He had on old jeans and a gray sweatshirt, with a dark blue t-shirt underneath.  He reminded me of an old and tired Abraham Lincoln.  
We sat and talked.  He didn’t offer to buy me a drink.  Grr.  He got a twinkle in his eyes as he told a naughty story about how he met a woman at a business event, and she called him to design an addition to her house.  She admitted later than she didn’t need an addition to her house – she wanted him.  They ended up having an eight-year affair!  
He asked questions in an odd judgmental way like “Why do you weigh so much more now than in high school?” or “Why did you wait so late to get married?”  About that point, I realized I could not go forward with this man, so I relaxed and let the rest play out. 
He asked me a lot of questions about AM and admitted that he had only had email contact with two women.  I was the only one he had met!  He said he didn’t think online dating was for him… it seemed fake.  If a woman in his real life came on to him, okay.  But he couldn’t warm up to totally strange women.  Gosh… thanks mister for calling me totally strange!  
By that time, an hour had passed.  He said he had to get going and figure out a way to explain why he was three hours late getting home.  He said dating this way was not worth the risk.  Glad to know I am not worth it.  Ugh.  He shook my hand and headed off.  I ordered myself an iced green tea and strolled back to my car.  
I was relieved.  A little saddened, but not much.  It was worth an hour to find out.  And now I don’t have to deal with his kink – to suck my tits while he listens to me take a shit!  I will forever think of him as Mr. Scat, another of the strange men on Ashley Madison!
I called home and Hubby suggested a late lunch from Kelly’s Roast Beef to cheer me up!  So I got a lobster roll, chowder and fried shrimp and felt much better!  Philip was texting me photos of his lunch – ribs, barbecue and big ass beer!  Heh.  He is so fun! 

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Mr Scat Meet Set up

From: Sassy
To: Archie
Sent: Tue, Jan 8, 2013 at 12:19 AM
Hi Archie!  
Sorry to be delayed responding… yahoo mail has been acting weird all evening!  Argh!  
I hope you had a good Monday.  
Yeah DazzleDent’s tumblr is fascinating.  He has amazing taste, and his commentary is insightful and funny and deep.  
I am looking at Friday afternoon… maybe 1 or 1:30 pm?  I plan to take a day off work.  How about meeting at Panera in the big shopping center in Everett, close to where Rte 99 and 16 cross.  Are you familiar with that area?  It has a SuperTarget, Texas Road House, TGIFriday’s.  The Panera is next to Chuck E Cheese on the far left corner.  Lots of free parking, seating… does that work for you? 
Here’s the address to plug into GPS or Google maps etc. 
27 Mystic View Road, Everett, MA 02149
Here’s a quick link to directions: http://goo.gl/maps/G9P6V
I could go for their amazing iced green tea and a hug from a nice man! 
-Sassy
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From: Archie
To: Sassy 
Sent: Tuesday, January 8, 2013 8:38 AM
Hi Sassy,
Friday should work. I’ll get back to you to confirm, I’m familiar with that area. I used to meet a client down there. 
Archie
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From: Sassy
To: Archie
Sent: Tue, Jan 8, 2013 at 1:00 PM
Hooray!  I am going to see your smiling face!  I hope that time works, but if not we can make a new plan.  I am taking the day off, have a doctors appointment at noon.  I will head over right to Panera after that.  I know the first meeting can be tough on the nerves – if there is anything you want to ask that would make it easier, go ahead.  
Hope you’re having a great day!  
-S
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From: Archie
To: Sassy 
Sent: Wednesday, January 9, 2013 9:52 AM
Hi Sassy,
I haven’t emailed because my wife has been around a lot more in the past couple of days. Friday is fine. I know where the mall is. I’ll get there at 1PM. I’ll wait in Panera Bread for you. 
Archie
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From: Sassy
To: Archie
Sent: Wed, Jan 9, 2013 at 2:28 PM
HI Archie.
Isn’t that always the way that the wife is around more when you want to email?  It’s fine… I know you have a real life that makes it tricky.  
Please don’t worry if I’m not there at 1 pm… I am guessing it will be between 1:15-1:30 pm before I can get there.  I will be there!  I’ve asked my husband to get his stuff out of my mini-van, so if we end up wanting a more private space to talk, we can do that.  If not, no worries.  
I am very excited about Friday.  You are giving me something very special to think about to get me through this week!  
-S
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Mr Scat’s Invitation

From: Sassy
To: Archie
Sent: Sat, Jan 5, 2013 at 12:23 PM
Good morning!  Hope you’re having a fine Saturday!  
Of course now you’ve got me thinking… you lying in the tub jerking off while I am busy on the toilet… hmmm… doesn’t seem so tough!  What would be the perfect scenario for you?  
I feel like photos don’t capture my charms either… but I try to have fun with them.  
I’m off to see my mom!  Think about kissing me.  and more!  
-S
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From: Archie
To: Sassy
Sent: Saturday, January 5, 2013 12:36 PM
The perfect scenario would be you on the toilet farting and I’m hearing the piss and shit splashing in the water while I’m naked sucking your beautiful breasts and kissing you. By the time you wiped, I would be rock hard. Are your nipples sensitive?
Archie
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From: Sassy
To: Archie
Sent: Sat, Jan 5, 2013 at 10:41 PM
Hiya Archie, 
Hope you had a great day!  
Wow… you want to be right there, eh?  Fascinating.  Crosses a big line… something most people are not used to sharing.  But seems harmless and could be very hot.  My nipples need some gentle nibbling, twisting and sucking to get them going!  They look very good with pre-cum on them… 
-S
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From: Archie 
To: Sassy
Sent: Sunday, January 6, 2013 8:32 AM
Hi Sassy,
I hope that you had an erotic dream. I wouldn’t share some of these things so early on but I’m doing it in the name of full disclosure and also because I think that anyone who is “attached” and is also on AM must be an adventurous type. I know that I am. 
Did I tell you that I love going down on a woman especially if she has a great bush. `You asked me earlier how I met my wife. She was a blind date. A former girlfriend of mine set us up. I didn’t know what my wife looked like but she knew what I looked like because my former girlfriend had a picture. We do get along. I just find it difficult to stay monogamous for very long.

Would you consider meeting me somewhere that is a safe environment for you? I’m sending you a tease picture. LOL

Archie
[He attached a photo from the waist down wearing a shirt and tightie whities with quite a bulge.]
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From: Sassy
To: Archie
Sent: Sun, Jan 6, 2013 at 1:52 PM
Hiya Archie,  
Hope you’re having a grand Sunday!  Are you into church stuff?  I used to be neck deep in it until five years ago.  
So glad you don’t expect me to shave… I hear that from a lot of men and I am not going there.  It’s also great that you get along with your wife and are looking for more. That seems very healthy to me.  Many of my friends are poly, with multiple partners that everyone knows about and they get different things from different people.  It sounds radical but it can be quite civilized.  Many cultures sanction the one woman for home/family and a mistress for fun.  I am more a one-man woman, but since my man won’t play along, I’m out and about!  
Thank you for that sexy photo.  As the kids say, “I’d hit that.”  Yum.  You make me want to lick the screen!  So fun!  I am sending you two toes teasers.  Enjoy!
I am thinking about meeting you.  I’ve had bad luck lately, so I am a little skittish, but I will try to get over that.  What days/times are best for you?  I am considering places along Rte 16 in Everett, with easy parking, if that works for you.  Hoping it would be less than 30 minutes drive.  
-S
[I attached two photos of my feet]
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From: Archie
To: Sassy
Sent: Sunday, January 6, 2013 9:40 PM
Hi Sassy,
Are those your toes/ ankles in the picture? 
I wasn’t brought up religious. Therefore I have no guilt about any of this. My wife is VERY religious. Thank God(pardon the pun) that it doesn’t extend to the bedroom. Quite frankly, I always thought that religion was devised to control peoples’ behavior. I don’t deny that there might be a God. All I’m saying is that I don’t believe the part where all religions try to tell you that not only is there a God but here is how he wants you to live. If there is a God, I don’t think he wants to run our lives. I don’t believe the “Big Bang theory” either. I’ve never heard of an explosion that would create such order as we have in the universe. Explosions create chaos, disorder and destruction. So much for my rantings. 
I love getting into philosophical discussions. It isn’t all sex with me all of the time but I’m easily persuaded. LOL. 
I can meet you during the second half of this week. Don’t worry about being burned. I’m not that type. 
I love a woman’s bush. I hate the modern porn where all the women look prepubescent. I love the vintage porn where the women look like women. I would even like you to let your armpit hair grow. I told you about those German women. Very sexy.
Dream well,
Archie
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From: Sassy
To: Archie
Sent: Sun, Jan 6, 2013 at 10:42 PM
Hiya Archie!
Those are my feet!  One is a free foot massage I got while in chemo, the other is in my bathroom.  
Not sure what I believe.  My dad was minister so the church was my extended family growing up, and then my family in the big city.  I am not a deep thinker, did more for social action and caring for the sick and elderly.  My church was very liberal, on the forefront of women’s rights, gay rights, etc.  
Here’s a vintage/arty photos tumblr you might enjoy.  If you page backwards a bit there are women with lovely hairy parts.
Do you have a time of day that is better?  Morning after rush hour?  Lunch?  Mid-afternoon?  I’m assuming evenings are problematic… 
-S
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From: Archie
To: Sassy 
Sent: Monday, January 7, 2013 8:54 AM
Hi Sassy,
Nice website. I’d say that the best hours are between 10 AM and 2PM. That way we will avoid the rush hours in the morning and in the afternoon. 
I’m not a liberal. I’m a Libertarian. I wouldn’t consider myself a deep thinker in the same league as the great philosophers but I do think about a lot of things. 
Let me know what day is best to meet.
Archie
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Mr Scat

From: Archie
To: Sassy
Sent: Jan 4, 2013 9:00 AM
Re: Connections
Hi Sassy,
I fibbed about one thing on AM. My zip code. I’m two towns over.   
I find your fib amusing for a couple of reasons. First that you would add years instead of subtracting years and second that you would add only 2 years. I’ve been trying to convince people that I’m 48 for the last 6 years but to no avail. 
I will send a picture if you want me to but I have to warn you that I take the worst picture in the world. My license picture makes me look like a homeless person who was arrested for DUI. It could end a budding relationship but I’ll send it. 
I don’t crave anything sexually in particular. I love to play in bed. One woman loved her armpits being licked. There is no area of a woman’s body that I wouldn’t touch, lick or insert my erection if the woman desired it. All parts of a woman’s body is a turn on for me. 
I got married at age 29. I had a number of serious relationships between age 16 and 29. After I got married I was faithfull for 10 years. I really worked at being a Brady Bunch father but as I said before, I wasn’t built that way. I had one affair that lasted from 1987( I met her in 1986 but the dance took a year) and the affair ended in 1989. Then I was the Brady Bunch father again for 11 years. In 2000 I began another affair that lasted until 2008. 
As far as food goes, there is a saying that some people live to eat and some people eat to live. I’m in the latter category. My favorite drink is a large coffee from Dunkin Donuts and my favorite food is a handful of dry roasted cashews and that isn’t too far from the truth. My favorite restaurants are casual seaside places with fresh seafood.  
Do you have any children? 
Did I tell you that I watch porn on the net? I sometimes look at some of the fetish ones. I have a coule of fetishes. For one – I like feet. I like to suck a womans toes but only if it turns her on. For me, I get turned on by doing to a woman the things that turn her on. I hope I explained that right.
This is great fun.
Archie
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From: Sassy
To: Archie 
Sent: Jan 4, 2013 12:58 PM
Good morning!  What a great way to start my day, reading about you.  
Ah, the town fib!  I’ve seen that in every man I’ve talked to, except one.  Most men make themselves 2-3 younger, 2 inches taller and 20 pounds lighter!  I’ve learned that stats don’t tell me much about a guy.  I do like him to be taller than me, but have even bent that rule sometimes.  Even age doesn’t say much… I changed my age so my pals on AM wouldn’t automatically recognize me, and I would have some good news to tell a guy.  I thought being older could protect me from the young creeps, but no.  I have met older men.. I think the oldest was 61 or 62 (59 on AM) so you would be a new high if you decide you want to see me.  Have you usually been with younger or older women?  
I’ve never been to your town, other than whizzing through on the highways.  Have you always lived around there?  I was raised in upstate NY, came to MA for college then settled in Boston.  
If you feel nervous about sending a photo, don’t worry about it, unless you really want to see mine.  I was very nervous about mine at first, but have loosened up lately.  I am not a supermodel, but not a troll.  I am not great with the camera, but hand it off to others at various occasions and use those.  Except the racier photos – I take those myself with the help of the bathroom mirrors.  
I do live to eat – I find food and restaurants fascinating, and tend to think in metaphors mixing sex and food.  And since I am not getting much sex, I channel it into food!  I can’t drink liquor.  My favorite drink is a tall, cold glass of iced tea.  I also like iced chai lattes from Starbucks but only when someone is going for coffee and demands to buy me something. 
Having an answer to “what do you crave” is important!  Even if you don’t, pick something you enjoy.  I don’t judge, just want to know which p0rn I should send.  🙂   It is rare to find a man who is interested in what I want, how I feel, so I would relish that!  
You are making me smile – a very good thing!  
-Sassy
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From: Archie
To: Sassy
Sent: Friday, January 4, 2013 2:32 PM
Subject: Re: Connections
Hi Sassy,
I don’t mind sending a picture. I just took this picture after visiting a building site. The girls/women whom I have dated have been my age or one or two years younger or older. I have grown kids. 
What kind of porn do you like? 
Archie
[He attached an awful photo of him sitting on a couch in a sweatshirt and jeans, wrinkled face with huge bags under his eyes, receding hairline, scraggly gray beard. Oddly, it made me want to see him, to compare because no one can pick this photo as their best shot!]
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From: Sassy
To: Archie
Sent: Jan 4, 2013 3:26 PM
Hiya Archie!
Thanks for the photo!  So great to see you, know who I’m talking to.  Here’s one of me in return.  Hope you don’t run screaming.  It’s from March – my hair is longer now but otherwise about the same.  
So I’d be much younger compared to your other ladies… I wonder if that matters at all?  Once people get above about 50, it usually doesn’t.
Do you and your wife get along for the most part?  How did you meet her?  I am probably very different from her.
I like p0rn with real people, men and women in the frame, being nice to each other.  But I find it’s tough to find that.  So I look for stuff I know men will like.  Lately I’ve found some great .gifs, the little 10-sec loops, that set off my imagination.  I’ve learned a lot from p0rn.  It is bizarre the things I did not know about my body and how to please men just a year ago.  Is it safe for me to send you links?  
Any fun plans for the weekend? 
-S
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From: Archie
To: Sassy
Sent: Jan 4, 2013 3:53 PM 
Hi Sassy,
Very cute photo. I can tell that you are an apple shape. I actually look younger and better in person. the camera has always managed to find the bad parts of my face and amplify them. i knew a woman who was average looking but the camera loved her. She looked like a movie star in pictures. I can’t believe that anyone would let themselves go to get so large. If I gain 3 pounds I cut back. I have weighed between 175 and 180 since high school. I can still fit into my high school football jacket and my army fatigue coat. 
By the way I like women who don’t shave their armpits. I got hooked on that when I was in the army in Germany. Most of the german women don’t shave. Or at least they didn’t when I was there. 
Do you also send x rated pictures of yourself? I could send a couple. 
I like fetish porn. I love to hear women fart and take a shit. It goes back to when I was little and my mother would take me into the bathroom while she went. She was a big breasted woman with a thick bush. She had no problem farting and shitting while she talked to me. Even as a kid, it turned me on. I used to listen as my father would give her an enema. I hope I haven’t grossed you out but I may as well put everything on the table so to speak.
Archie
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From: Archie 
To: Sassy
Sent: Jan 4, 2013 10:37 pm 
hi Sassy,
I guess I grossed you out. Sorry
Archie
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From: Sassy
To: Archie
Sent: Jan 4, 2013 10:50 pm 
No!  Sorry for the delay.  I didn’t mean to worry you.  That was fascinating!  I adore it when a man lets me inside his head and I get to see things he doesn’t tell most people, and that I’ve never heard before.  
We helped a co-worker move some bookcases tonight and went off for spicy Chinese food.  
Here’s a demure sexy photo of my best feature to make up for my tardiness.  Enjoy!  
-S
[I attached my cleavage shot in the black bra]
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From: Archie
To: Sassy
Sent: Jan 4, 2013 10:53 PM
Those are beautiful! did I tell you that I love an apple shape woman. What sort of sexy picture would you like to see of me?
Archie
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From: Sassy
To: Archie
Sent: Jan 4, 2013 10:57 PM
Thank you for the compliment!  I fought hard to keep them so I figure I get to show them off now!  
Hmmm… whatever you think is best.  I am a sucker for shoulders, toes and belly buttons.  🙂  but a great erect cock is always good too! 
-S
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From: Archie
To: Sassy
Sent: Jan 4, 2013 11:00 PM 
I’ll get you something tomorrow. Perhaps an erect cock or big low hangers. What do you think of my women shitting fetish? I hope it’s not a deal breaker?
Archie
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From: Sassy
To: Archie
Sent: Jan 4, 2013 11:13 PM 
I’ll look forward to seeing them. 
Very interesting.  Is it a deal breaker if I am not sure if I can help you with that?  Whatever turns you on.  It is what it is.  I am really not judgmental.  I am not squeamish about leaving the bathroom door open.  Has it been a problem with other women? 
I have run into men with all sorts of things that turn them on that are not mainstream.  One of the nicest guys I met was wearing women’s panties!  I could’ve dealt with some silky fabric and lace, but he wanted to be humiliated for it like his mother did.  Being mean is not in my nature.   The breath of human sexuality is an amazing thing!
-S
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From: Archie
To: Sassy
Sent: Jan 4, 2013 11:21 PM 
No it is not a deal breaker if you can’t do it. I always told my girlfriends but it was later in the relationship. At this point in my life, I would rather put it all on the table up front. I’m not into wearing panties or being humiliated. I’m too much of a man for that. 
If you would leave the bathroom door open when you went, that would be ok with me. I have never pushed any woman to do anything she didn’t want to do. I’m just putting it out there. I won’t mention it again. If you want to act on it that would be great. If not so be it. You look good to me either way.
Archie

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In with the new

Thursday, January 3, 2013

At almost exactly the same moment I was mired in being dumped by two men on the same day to end 2012 with a whimper, another man (the first one in three weeks) was looking at my AM profile and writing to me.

I was not in the mood to log on to AM, so I didn’t see his note until later that evening.  I perused his profile and decided he was not the man for me.  He put right in his greeting “looking for a short term relationship.”  Bleh.  Does that mean – one night?  A few times?  Ugh.  Not what I want!  He says he is 64.  Hmmm.  If the usual applies, he’s 66 or 67.  Can’t tell much by age… maybe he looks 54?  6′ tall.  Okay.  180 pounds.  Too skinny.  What is it with all these skinny men?  He checked a bunch of boxes – good ones but not much clue to his real self.  They all looked like “boxes men think women want them to check.”  He wrote one sentence of his own, listing three interests that almost every guy puts.  And there were three typos.  Okay, I was cranky.  But there wan’t anything special there.

I was about to close that window when I realized that if silence is my pet peeve, it behooves me to write to someone who spent the time and money to write to me.  So I crafted a “thanks, but no thanks” reply.

This is a textbook example of how once you start talking to a guy, he will try his best to keep you talking and get you to meet him.  Can’t blame him.  Nothing else was going on, so I figured it couldn’t hurt to listen to him.  Maybe he’d surprise me?

Here’s our first messages on AM:

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Date:  Dec 31st – 3:58pm
From:  Archie
To: Sassy
Message:
Hi Sassy, My name is Archie. I’m a 64 yer old architect on the South Shore. i’d like to chat with you sometime.
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Date:  Dec 31st – 7:50pm
From:  Sassy
To: Archie 
Message:
Hi Archie. Thanks for your message! It doesn’t look like we’re compatible… I want someone long-term and not into games… but best of luck to you. Happy New Year! – Sassy
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Date:  Jan 2nd – 9:16am
From:  Archie
To: Sassy
Message:
We don’t have to play games. I checked that off because I thought it was more about being playful.
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Date:  Jan 2nd – 6:54pm
From:  Sassy
To: Archie 
Message:
Ah… that makes sense. Thanks for explaining. Now tell me your logic about wanting short-term deals?
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Date:  Jan 2nd – 7:15pm
From:  Archie
To: Sassy
Message:
Well I’m not sure how long a relationship will last. I have had two affairs before. One long term and the other for a short duration. It’s hard to know what to say in a profile. I would stay in a relationship as long as the woman wanted to provided that we were compatible. I’m looking for a relationship with someone who I can have fun with. It’s that simple.  
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Date:  Jan 2nd – 10:16pm
From:  Sassy
To: Archie 
Message:
Hiya Archie. Ah… I see! No one knows how long it can last. It is tough to know what to put here. The rest of your profile is quite nice! Sorry… the “short term” scared me… makes you look like a player. Which some women like? I am getting weary of the search… want a guy I can be nice to whenever there is time, and not be back on here again anytime soon! I want to have fun… having sex! I suppose that makes me sound like a hussy… ah well! 
So what would tell you if we’re compatible? I am well-educated, very smart. I like Heinz ketchup, not Hunt’s… McDonald’s, not Burger King. Hmmm… that may not be what you want to know! How’s this? Men say I am a fabulous kisser. I am very open to doing things, trying new things, try to keep it fresh and interesting. I watch p0rn and read blogs and learn as much as I can. I am multi-orgasmic. I like to know about kinky sex but mostly stick to the basics… not vanilla, not rocky road, maybe butter pecan? I adore lobster and shrimp and steak but a bacon cheeseburger is good, too. And all sorts of ethnic food. I swallow. I will make you laugh. What else would you like to you know? -Sassy
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Date:  Jan 3rd – 8:45am
From:  Archie
To: Sassy 
Message:
Hi Sassy, I would love to know as much about you as you are willing to divulge. As for me, I’m not Harvard School of Design. I’m the Boston Architectural Center. I’m not Symphony Hall. I’m the Boston Pops. I’m not Starbuck’s. I’m Dunkin Donuts. I’m well educated but I still have a lot to learn. 
I’m very upbeat. I can find humor in most things. I think that a great relationship can develop when two people have chemistry. I think of the 50’s song by Frank Sinatra “How little we know”. If we have chemistry then we are off to the races so to speak. 
As far as sex. Well I enjoy everything. I love foreplay. It’s always great when two people get beyond that initial awkardness and settle into a real ease and enjoyment of each other. That’s when the fun really starts.
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Date:  Jan 3rd – 12:13pm
From:  Sassy
To: Archie 
Message:
Hiya Archie, Thanks for sharing juicy tidbits! A awesome way to start my day! I looked up the Sinatra lyrics… I adore it when I think I am the only person in the world feeling something, and find a song where the artist knew and wrote beautifully about it. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqT-D2FTWnc
How little we know
How much to discover
What chemical forces flow
From lover to lover
How little we understand
what touches off that tingle
That sudden explosion 
when two tingles intermingle
Who cares to define
What chemistry this is
Who cares with your lips on mine 
How ignorant bliss is
So long as you kiss me – and the world around us shatters
How little it matters – how little we know
(How little we know, how little we know,…)
So why are you on AM? My husband is no longer interested in sex with me. I am starved for touch. I need to be wanted. I tried to turn off all that, but I survived breast cancer two years ago. I am whole and cancer free and I want a full life! I am demure and proper in real life… I want someone to look beyond that and unleash the wild woman! I can not leave him, so I want to find someone who will be happy filling that one missing piece in my life. 
So what do you want to know? Ask me anything. Really. What would tell you if we have chemistry? I like poking around in men’s heads, but haven’t found anything that gives me a clue to chemistry other than meeting and kissing. I agree – the most important interaction is the second time you have sex. If we can make it to the second meeting… relax… enjoy… great fun! It is good to talk about sex… understand where you’ve been, where you’d like to go, fantasies unfulfilled that I could help with. Hugs with groping! – Sassy
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Jan 3 – 3:44 pm
From: Archie
To: Sassy
Hi sassy, 
Why isn’t your husband interested in sex anymore? I’m married and we have sex once a week. I’m on AM because I find that life is more exciting when I am in an affair. I told you that I had a long term affair. It ended in 2008. Her husband found out. She was hoping to get back with me but he kept her on a short leash and monitored her calls and texts. The years with her were very good for me because she was in my life. She was intelligent and very sensual. Maybe it’s the artist in me but a conventional life is not completely satisfying. I did the conventional life as long as I could but it was like a square peg in a round hole. I love oral sex especially if the woman has a full bush. I love an apple shaped woman also.There are many things that I love to do in bed.
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Jan 3 – 5:04 pm
From: Archie
To: Sassy 
Hi Sassy,
I was never multi orgasmic. If I waited about 20 minutes, I would get hard again. I did with my paramour but not my wife. My wife wants her orgasms and then once I cum she is ready to call it a day. thirty six years of marriage will do that. Did i tell you that I love a full figured woman with a full bush. Do you have a thick busn? I love diving in. 
I’ll tell you what I would do with you. I would go over every inch of your body with my hands and tongue to find all of the places to drive you crazy.LOL. when you say that you have 9 orgasms, are you giving them to yourself or are you getting help? I can last a long time so all of the women that I have had sex with over these many years have been multi orgasmic. 
What colr hair do you have? If I ramble don’t mind me. I’m typing whatever comes into my head. Right now I’m not that busy but I just got a new job today. Designing a house. I can do those in my sleep. I must have done 100 of them in the 90’s. I’m very discreet also. My last lover got a little careless and that is how she got caught. I’ll send my email. [His Real name@ a community college].edu. I took some courses and they gave me a free email. I use it as my personal email and I have one for my business.
Archie
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From: Sassy
To: Archie
Sent: Thu, Jan 3, 2013 at 7:52 PM
Subject: Connection 
Hiya Archie, 
Whee!  We’re off AM.  Yay!  Thank you for email… I find it so much easier than AM.  I like what’s coming up in your head.  
Are there any “fibs” in your profile?  I know most people change a few stats for security reasons.  The only change in mine is my age – I am actually 53 (not 55).  Hope you don’t mind that I am a little younger.   
Ah… the hair questions!  I lost all my hair to cancer two years ago. I rocked a long dark wig that managed to fool most people.  I also lost hair everywhere else!  Interesting being bald down below!  My bush has grown back in dark and fuzzy soft.  My head hair came back silver and curly!  It is down below my shoulders now.
Do you want to exchange photos? I don’t put much faith in the photos people send from AM, and looks don’t matter much, but if you want to see me, I will trade. 
I adore men who explore…  I would also like to explore… find out what makes you smile… try different positions.  Is there anything in particular you crave? 
When I talk about me having multiple O’s, I mean with a man.
FYI – I will not “get caught” so you won’t have that problem with me.  I have my husband’s blessing.
Great that you have a new project!  I hear from other architect friends that these are lean times.  
Tell me about your favorite meal or restaurant?  Are you a steak man?  Or lobster?  Or a fine breakfast?  My special place to eat is Lobsta Land in Gloucester… so sad that they close in the winter!   But I have a wide range of favorites… everywhere from a hidden gem Thai to Olive Garden to an Irish breakfast in a pub.  
Hugs! and some ear nibbles for fun!
-Sassy