Speaking of ass

April 1, 2017 Saturday

7:35 AM Sassy
Good morning kid!

7:38 AM Phil
Good morning! I like Ed Sheeran. Easy to listen to.
I’m off to the gym!

7:38 AM Sassy
Have a good sweat!

Don’t think of my boobs… too much. ; )

7:39 AM Phil
[smiley emoticon with huge stars for eyes]

7:43 AM Sassy
Watch out for April Fools jokes… Facebook is full of them this morning.

7:43 AM Phil
Ahhh yes, I forgot!

7:44 AM Sassy
My favorite so far is a NY Times article on the merger of Calvin & Hobbes and Bloom County into a new comic strip called “Calvin County”

George Takei announced he is running for Congress… can’t tell if that is a joke or not!

8:07 AM
https://www.facebook.com/bangormainepolice/

If you haven’t “Liked” this page on Facebook yet, do it now. It’s a pithy ray of sunshine from the men and women in blue up yonder.  TC’s tidbits about their adventures are marvelous!  He can really write.  It makes me smile every morning. 

12:17 PM Sassy
It’s a joke. Too bad. He’d be awesome.

5:52PM Phil
Yeah I agree.

Don’t like my picture.
My wife likes it but I think I look old.
Looking my almost 60 years but I was rocking it in the gym.
At least I feel good. 🤓

8:06 PM Sassy
Awww… You are still young-looking and gorgeous!
Funny…. I saw that photo and thought you had a beautiful smile and that you didn’t like that photo. Heh.

8:11 PM Phil
Yeah whatever but thank you.

8:19 PM Phil
Down 25lbs and feeling frisky, which is good.

8:19 PM Sassy
Wow!

8:22 PM Phil
Muscles starting to show.
Nice to be getting trim again.

8:25 PM Sassy
Fantastic!

9:02 PM Sassy
Helping Hubby make a Google doc with all his passwords.

9:03 PM Phil
Oh cool!

9:12 PM Sassy
Was reading an article (I mostly could’ve written) about the troubles a woman had taking care of everything after her husband died without leaving any info on his passwords or security questions etc.  Simple enough thing to do that makes a huge difference for whoever is left

9:16 PM Phil
My wife does all that. I have no clue, I just make the money. She just built a document that has all the passwords and where the money goes. Good thing to do. 4 friends dead the last couple years, left their wives with nothing and no clue about where anything was

9:44 PM Sassy
Excellent!
My dad left a few notes, which was a great help, but changing over or closing his stuff was a nightmare and my mom did everything ahead she could think of and I am still unraveling various mysteries.

Might check to see if your brother has a handle on your Mom’s stuff.

9:54 PM Phil
Yeah, we have been working on that

9:54 PM Sassy
Awesome!

10:08 PM Phil
Pain in the ass

11:06 PM Sassy
Speaking of ass.. ; )

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Shape of You

March 31, 2017 Friday
5:19AM Phil
Mmmmmm
7:37 AM Sassy
Happy Friday!

9:37AM Phil
Happy Friday!

7:52PM Sassy
This song has a great beat… you heard of this kid?  
Ed Sheeran – Shape of You [Official Video]
 
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGwWNGJdvx8&w=320&h=266]

 

7:54 PM Sassy
Ed Sheeran — Shape Of You lyrics
Songwriters:
John McDaid, Steve Mac, Edward Christopher Sheeran, Kandi L Burruss, Kevin Jerome Briggs, Tameka D. Cottle
The club isn’t the best place to find a lover
So the bar is where I go
Me and my friends at the table doing shots
Drinking fast and then we talk slow
Come over and start up a conversation with just me
And trust me I’ll give it a chance now
Take my hand, stop, put Van the Man on the jukebox
And then we start to dance, and now I’m singing like
Girl, you know I want your love
Your love was handmade for somebody like me
Come on now, follow my lead
I may be crazy, don’t mind me
Say, boy, let’s not talk too much
Grab on my waist and put that body on me
Come on now, follow my lead
Come, come on now, follow my lead

Mmmmm mmm mmm

I’m in love with the shape of you

We push and pull like a magnet do
Although my heart is falling too
I’m in love with your body
And last night you were in my room
And now my bedsheets smell like you
Every day discovering something brand new
I’m in love with your body
Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
I’m in love with your body
Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
I’m in love with your body
Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
I’m in love with your body
Every day discovering something brand new
I’m in love with the shape of you
One week in we let the story begin
We’re going out on our first date
You and me are thrifty, so go all you can eat
Fill up your bag and I fill up a plate
We talk for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour
And how your family is doing okay
Leave and get in a taxi, then kiss in the backseat
Tell the driver make the radio play, and I’m singing like
Girl, you know I want your love
Your love was handmade for somebody like me
Come on now, follow my lead
I may be crazy, don’t mind me
Say, boy, let’s not talk too much
Grab on my waist and put that body on me
Come on now, follow my lead
Come, come on now, follow my lead
I’m in love with the shape of you
We push and pull like a magnet do
Although my heart is falling too
I’m in love with your body
And last night you were in my room
And now my bedsheets smell like you
Every day discovering something brand new

I’m in love with your body
Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
I’m in love with your body
Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
I’m in love with your body
Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
I’m in love with your body
Every day discovering something brand new
I’m in love with the shape of you
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
I’m in love with the shape of you
We push and pull like a magnet do
Although my heart is falling too
I’m in love with your body
Last night you were in my room
And now my bedsheets smell like you
Every day discovering something brand new

I’m in love with your body
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
I’m in love with your body
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
I’m in love with your body
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
I’m in love with your body
Every day discovering something brand new
I’m in love with the shape of you


Edge of the bed

March 30, 2017 Thursday

10:41PM Phil
[photo of his chest and smiling face right out of the shower]
10:42 PM Sassy
Hiya hot stuff!
10:42 PM Phil
Nite kiddo
10:42 PM Sassy
Mwah!
10:42 PM Phil
XXoo
1:09AM Sassy
Oh yes

[tumblr black and white photo of a woman’s head over the edge of the bed with a man’s hand feeding her his cock and his other hand gently massaging on her throat]

Riding in their 90s

March 29. 2017 Wednesday

8:39 PM Sassy
Marvelous photos from Sally Bedell Smith’s Facebook page
“Even as new security barriers went up at Windsor Castle following last week’s terror attack at the Houses of Parliament, the Queen and Prince Philip were determined to get out today and do what they both enjoy so much: she rode one of her Fell Ponies in Windsor Home Park with two of her grooms, and he drove one of his four-in-hand carriages into town. At nearly 91 and 96, their vigor never ceases to amaze!”

https://www.facebook.com/sallybedellsmith/photos/a.155443021219067.34190.147875948642441/1248643861898972/?type=3&hc_ref=ARS9OnmFyxdmyd4Ig1Ffs4dVcDed-hwEdjSoLM9DxCjPIMXGtEL5BrFe3FBaONdUjjY

A good heart

March 28, 2017 Tuesday
8:15 AM Sassy
Good morning!  Have a super Tuesday!
9:30AM Phil
Good morning!   You too
Sassy
You working or playing today?
Phil
Cardiology first and now work. 
Ticker is good. Final part of my physical
2:12 PM
Sassy
So glad you do these tests, and you are healthy!  
I’ve always known you have a good heart.


Silent Sky

March 25, 2017 Saturday

3:39 PM Sassy
I adore a play that entertains, teaches history and helps you think about life! “Silent Sky” is one of those plays. We went to Watertown to see the story of the women at the Harvard Observatory in the early 20th Century who charted the skies without ever being allowed to touch a telescope.  If you have a chance to see a production – GO! 

 

https://flatearth.ticketleap.com/silent-sky/details

4:34 PM Sassy
Post-show Venezuelan dinner at La Casa de Pedro in Watertown

Fresh lemonade
Coconut flan
Hubby’s pork loin with plantains, rice and jicama fries
Shrimp quesadillas with plantains, rice, jicama fries, 
guacamole, sour cream and salsa
Shrimp ceviche with plantain chips
Pork vargas tapas

No reply

March 24, 2017 Friday

From: Sassy
To: TimmyTim
Date: Fri Mar 24, 2017 at 7:08 PM
Subject: Friday fun
Hiya T! 
Hope your week is ending well. I missed you!  
Your silence is puzzling me …hoping you’re okay. Let me know what’s up?  Mwah!

Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android
=====

It’s been a week without email from him.  I finally decided to ask him what’s up.  And I get no reply.  *sigh

I try not to get attached.  Not expect much.  I try not to let my feelings get into it.  Just have fun – enjoy when a guy is around and move on when he disappears.  I thought this man would be different.  We seemed so compatible.  He talked to me and wanted to touch me.  He was so polite, so honest, so real and then?  SILENCE.  ARRGH! 

I have so many questions.

How long can a gal write without getting a reply?  
     [I am stopping today, so I guess my answer is “one week.” In retrospect, I wish I had not blathered on so long.  (Makes a note for the future to shut up sooner.)]

You’d think I would be used to it by now,  but I have to say this time it HURTS.  I feel wounded.  I feel like an idiot. 

What could be going on?  Why can’t he tell me?  

How could he so sweet and then just stop?  How can he think that’s okay? 

Did he get caught? 

Did he meet someone else?

Does he think his Yahoo email app is working and he’s been writing and I am not seeing it?   Why can’t he write from his computer at home? 

Was it something I said?  
[Goes back and reads the past month of messages looking for some hint of what went wrong or that he was getting tired of me… nothing.  Do you see anything?]

Did he get in an accident or have a heart attack and is in a coma in the hospital? 
   [Checks online news for accidents in his area with bad outcomes… nothing]

Is he dead?  
  [Checks the obituaries… nothing]

I don’t know if I can do this again.  How can I pour myself into getting to know a guy and making him smile and we have a great time (,not once but twice and we’re planning a third meet) and then… NOTHING????? 

Maybe I should get off Ashley Madison?  Maybe just wait for The Northerner to contact me and be happy with that?  I just don’t know anymore. 

Excuse me… I’m going to go sit on the shelf over there out of harm’s way.

*cries*