Monthly Archives: January 2014

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Slip sliding

Wednesday, January 16, 2013
8:20am
Snow!  Whee!  Sliding to work!  
Have a wonderful Wednesday!
8:21am Phil
None now here.  Just freezing cold.  Enjoy the slip sliding away!
11:36pm Phil
Salute! Hope you had a great day!
[photo of him at home, in a sweatshirt, holding up a glass of something iced]
11:36pm
Yes indeed! You?
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SmoothGuy Parking Tips

Subject: Friday night flight of fancy
From: Sassy
To: SmoothGuy
Sent: Jan 11, 2013 9:22 pm 
Hiya!  
Hope your week went well.  Home alone on a Friday night and thinking about you, hoping you are smiling.  
-S
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From: SmoothGuy
To: Sassy
Sent: Jan 15, 2013 6:52 pm 
Hi Sassie!
I hope you’ve been well. Sorry I haven’t written back sooner, but work, battling a cold, and regular life sometimes gets in the way. Plus, as I mentioned before, I’m somewhat wishy washy on this whole thing. But, I’d like to move forward and see how it goes.
And, yes I’ve felt real comfortable chatting with you, which is an excellent sign. I think last time we chatted, we talked about availibility and it seemed to mesh. I just want to be clear about what I can offer you, because I want to be sensitive and not raise unmet expectations – so I try to be direct.
Timing wise – weekends for a few hours maybe one in three with the occasional “most of a day get together” – “gambling trip to foxwoods” for me, or my spouse being out of town. Hard to tell the frequency of those.
In between meeting – the occasional email or chat, but I need to be very careful there, because its hard to be discreet when people are home.
When meeting – and of course, this assumes we hit it off well in person – a lot of nice, hot passionate romance.
Question for you – do you any favorite discreet places to meet? Outside of a hotel, which can’t be every time, I struggle with ideas for safe and discreet places to meet and make out like crazy :-).
Anyway, hope all is well with you.
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From: Sassy
To: SmoothGuy
Sent: Jan 15, 2013 9:07 pm 
Hiya Handsome! 
So nice to hear from you!  So sorry to hear you’ve been sick!  I hope you win that battle soon.  
No worries – I know real life interferes with philandering. I am patient.  I didn’t mean to push… just wanted you to know I am thinking about you.  You should have fun stuff to think about, even if you never act on it – you deserve some sexy smiles from a buxom wench!  
Yay for moving ahead!  Thank you!  I am so honored that you might take a chance on me!  
Don’t get too far ahead of yourself.  You don’t know if we’ll have any chemistry.  We should meet for lunch or a coffee and a quick kiss with some groping, see how that goes.  You may decide I am too… something.  It happens.  
But I can tell you are worrying, thinking ahead, so I will try to answer and put your mind at ease. I think it is sweet that you are mulling over all this! 
I appreciate you being direct.  It is very good to set expectations.  Please don’t worry about me expecting a lot.  I am getting nothing now, so any time you have here and there will be fine.  
Of course I want to hear from you a lot, but I understand the risks and I am patient between emails as you have seen. 
It may make sense to just wait until we can afford a room.  There is a nice place near me that is right around $100, but I am also keeping an eye out for places to park. I’ll do some more research.  I am a novice at this too.  I googled it and the answers are funny but not too helpful.  
I have a mini-van with back seats that can be arranged so there is a lot of space in the back and it has tinted windows. I look for spots to park headed into a building or a hill or woods, so no one will walk in front of the car.  I may also invest in a “sunshield” to block the front window.  Rainy days or darkness helps. Then I look around and try to park slightly away from the traffic, but not alone so I stick out. With some pillows and a blanket, it could get quite private.  Look around and I will do the same… places w/o cameras… parks?  Parking lots? Places that are busy during the week and relatively quiet on the weekends?  The idea of making out with you is making me breathe funny, so I will go now!  
Hugs with groping! 
-Sassy
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From: SmoothGuy
To: Sassy
Sent:  Jan 16, 2013 10:55 pm
Hi there!
Thanks for your note back!  And I do realize i over analyze stuff and get ahead of myself. Sorry about that. 
I’m glad you have some great ideas about the pratical aspects of passion and romance. Makes things easier. A lunch or coffee date seems like the right next step. And of course the kissing and groping part sounds like fun too :-). 
What days/ times work best for you? I’m very busy at work the next few weeks, but maybe after that
I’m smiling thinking about making out with you!
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Inspiring

Tuesday, January 15, 2013
6:30pm
Hiya Handsome!  Busy day?

I’ve been having fun sharing videos with online dating guys – inspiring them to send me stuff back!  I’ll share when I can. Hope you’re smiling…

7:20pm Phil
wow!  cool!

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Dark hair everywhere

From: Mr Truck
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, January 14, 2013 11:57 AM
Subject: Sexy Talk
I like this girl because she seems so natural, comfortable, and sincere. You don’t often get women or men talking in such a frank and yet erotic and authentic way. She has great dark hair everywhere. Camerawork is shitty.
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From: Sassy 
To: Mr Truck 
Sent: Monday, January 14, 2013 6:59 PM
Subject: Re: Sexy Talk
Thanks, Stan!  Wow, she’s really cute!  I adore how she relates to the camera, flirting with it, teasing the watcher… and she has such great hair and chest and ass… very nice!  Amazing classic pencil erasers nipples!  Wow.  
The furry ass is very unusual… took me a moment to get used to that, but it fits.  
She reminds me of me as a teenager.  Ha ha… 
You find the best stuff! 
-S
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From: Mr Truck
To: Sassy
Sent: Jan 15, 2013 10:25 am
Re: Sexy Talk
Glad you liked her!
I’ve seen tons of hairy asses online, but only one girlfriend in person. She had the cutest sexiest asshole, surround by fine dark hair.
So you looked like her as a teen? Would love to see your teen years pics!  When was your first cock, how old were you?  Do women ever come on to you?
Feel free to send me a pic or vid that features a guy who has attributes you admire……
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Woogle

Monday, January 14, 2013
11:21am Phil
Hey Sass! Have a great week!  It all gets better eventually! Enjoy the day!

Been reading a book and they like to lunch at Legal. Makes me smile!

[photo of him in a hoodie at the gym]
Just finishing at the gym
11:23am
Good morning, sweaty kid!  You look so hot and sexy!  Yum!

It’s 55 here, wish we could stroll outside together and end up at Legal for lunch!!  Have a marvelous Monday!

4:20pm Phil
Photo of the day
[photo of his smiling face, naked shoulders and chest… yum]
4:48pm
Damn…those shoulders…drool!!
4:50pm Phil
Been working on them
5:06pm
They take my breath away
And make my insides woogle
5:32pm Phil
[photo from above of his smiling face, naked shoulders and chest… mmmm]
Woogle woogle
5:41pm
Yowza!
5:42pm Phil
LOL

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Sassy Answers: Top Posts of 2013

Hello Dear Readers! 
It’s time for a quick trip “behind the curtain” into the “backstage” of my blog.  I like to take a look now and then, see what’s going on.  So I popped over to the Blogger page that keeps track of hits by post and so forth.  They let me look at the past two hours, the past 24 hours, the past week and month, and then the all-time stats!  I can see top posts, top referring blogs, pageviews by country, even pageviews by browser (Safari wins) or operating system (No surprise – Windows)!  I am sharing some of the stats with you today!  
As of this moment, I’ve had 89,080 hits.  Wowzers!  It blows my mind that so many folks click around my scribbling, and come back for more.  Most of the time it seems like there are about 12 people reading, which is great!  But it looks like there are a few more, maybe a lot more, who visit and go away with my thoughts and sexy video or photo or something.  
So let’s peek at the Top 10 Posts.  Yes, yes… sex is still THE THING.  I was so pleased that a lot of folks have gone back to the beginning and read forward.  My posts make ever so much more sense that way.  I find it interesting that the tale of my first sexual experience is high up on the list, and that some of my favorites are on there, but some aren’t.   There are meme posts, some classic posts about Philip, and even my fiction gets a lot of looks!  
For comparison, you can go back a year and see what 2012 looked like.  

Top 10 Posts

Entry Pageviews
Dec 3, 2011
415
386
Apr 10, 2013, 1 comment
242
222
May 5, 2012
209
Jan 4, 2012
172
Nov 10, 2012, 1 comment
169
Jan 9, 2012, 1 comment
166
Jan 24, 2012, 3 comments
164
Apr 16, 2012, 1 comment
141
While I was over at Blogger, I looked at pageviews by Country.  Fascinating!  I’ve also seen hits from Brazil, Egypt, Finland, Greece, Saudia Arabia, Turkey…even Papua New Guinea!  That brings in people from six continents!  It boggles my mind.  Do people in Antactica read sexy blogs?  Hmmm…   I still ponder who my far away readers are… not names, but are they natives of that country?  USA ex-pats? Military stationed overseas?  How do they find me?  Feel free to comment or email me and tell me the answers about you.  

Pageviews by Countries

Graph of most popular countries among blog viewers
Entry Pageviews
United States
66646
Canada
4107
Russia
3748
Australia
2280
United Kingdom
2179
Germany
820
Netherlands
508
India
506
Singapore
479
Malaysia
324

Thanks for reading, wherever you live or work, and whatever posts you like.  Even you Windows users!  🙂  It’s wonderful to know my wacky adventures are worth a click.  Stay tuned for more in 2014!  

-Sassy
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Sunday sigh

Sunday, January 13, 2013
6:08pm
Hiya kid!  Hope you had a great weekend!  Lots of good food and football?  I’ve been keeping busy with project stuff.

Hubby forgot to take his meds for two days, so he has been a total mess this weekend.  *sigh  I just don’t know what to do anymore.  Ah well… tomorrow is another day!

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Mr Scat’s Farewell

From: Archie
To: Sassy
Sent: Saturday, January 12, 2013 8:18 AM
Subject: Re: Connections
Hi Sassy,
I enjoyed meeting you yesterday. I’m thinking that AM is not for me. You are probably right about the people on AM. The older women feel neglected, the men are all over the map. If something spontaneous came along in my real life, I would pursue it but AM is forcing something that I don’t really feel. Maybe AM and sites like it are the new way to meet people. I don’t know. It feels contrived to me. What do you think?
Archie
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From: Sassy
To: Archie 
Sent: Jan 13, 2013 11:52 AM 
Hi Archie, 
Thank you for getting together on Friday.  You tell wonderful stories.  
I understand your reasoning.  If it doesn’t feel right to you, you are better off going another direction.  Thank you very much for explaining.  I wish you all the best!
-Sassy
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Saturday plans

Saturday, January 12, 2013
9:26am
Good morning, kid!  Off to coordinate postering teams, then lunch w/ Mom!  Hope you have a super Saturday!
9:33am Phil
At the office and then into the gym and then put away Christmas stuff, watch some football and dinner at a nice spicy place.  Enjoy your day!

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Meeting Mr Scat

January 11, 2013 Friday 
From: Archie
To: Sassy 
Sent: Friday, January 11, 2013 8:57 AM
Good Morning Sassy,
I’ll see you at 1:PM. I’ll where the gray sweat shirt that I wore in the picture.
Archie
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From: Sassy
To: Archie
Sent: Fri, Jan 11, 2013 at 10:28 AM
Good morning Archie!  I’m dashing to the clinic and when I get done I’ll see you!  I’ll have on my blue hoodie! And a silk scarf… So excited! 
-S
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I had a crazy morning – doing some work at home, then dashing to the health clinic for PT on my stupid foot and a doctor’s appointment. I scurried out to Panera in Wellington Circle and arrived at 1:10 pm.  I parked at the edge of the lot so no one could walk in front of my car if we decided to sit there later. 
He said he’d be there at 1 pm… I told him it would be more like 1:15 pm when I arrived.  So I was earlier than I said.  I walked the length of the restaurant – he was not there.  I realized I had forgotten my phone so I dashed to my car and back.  
I made another walk through the restaurant and was about to give up, when he came strolling in! I gave him a platonic side hug and led to him to relatively quiet little round table.  I held his hand for a few moments and took a long look at him as he did the same.  His AM profile said he was 64 and I had hoped he’d look 54.  But he looked about 74!  He was quite disheveled, and scraggly.  He had on old jeans and a gray sweatshirt, with a dark blue t-shirt underneath.  He reminded me of an old and tired Abraham Lincoln.  
We sat and talked.  He didn’t offer to buy me a drink.  Grr.  He got a twinkle in his eyes as he told a naughty story about how he met a woman at a business event, and she called him to design an addition to her house.  She admitted later than she didn’t need an addition to her house – she wanted him.  They ended up having an eight-year affair!  
He asked questions in an odd judgmental way like “Why do you weigh so much more now than in high school?” or “Why did you wait so late to get married?”  About that point, I realized I could not go forward with this man, so I relaxed and let the rest play out. 
He asked me a lot of questions about AM and admitted that he had only had email contact with two women.  I was the only one he had met!  He said he didn’t think online dating was for him… it seemed fake.  If a woman in his real life came on to him, okay.  But he couldn’t warm up to totally strange women.  Gosh… thanks mister for calling me totally strange!  
By that time, an hour had passed.  He said he had to get going and figure out a way to explain why he was three hours late getting home.  He said dating this way was not worth the risk.  Glad to know I am not worth it.  Ugh.  He shook my hand and headed off.  I ordered myself an iced green tea and strolled back to my car.  
I was relieved.  A little saddened, but not much.  It was worth an hour to find out.  And now I don’t have to deal with his kink – to suck my tits while he listens to me take a shit!  I will forever think of him as Mr. Scat, another of the strange men on Ashley Madison!
I called home and Hubby suggested a late lunch from Kelly’s Roast Beef to cheer me up!  So I got a lobster roll, chowder and fried shrimp and felt much better!  Philip was texting me photos of his lunch – ribs, barbecue and big ass beer!  Heh.  He is so fun!