It’s time for Flash Fiction Friday! Click over to Advizor54’s blog to see what he and other bloggers made of this photo. Here’s today’s challenge:
Key word = Escape
Word Limit =
Your age x 4 or your weight x 3 or your house number /2 or the sum of the digits in your SSN x 6.
(but you don’t have to tell us which one you used.)
Extra Credit – Give the vine an ominous sounding name
Bonus words – Send me a picture of your left foot wearing your favorite shoe.
He had gone too far this time. A garden party? Ugh.
He liked to invite me to show up places he was going to be with his wife… sit in the bar of a restaurant, be two rows over at the ballgame, even at the back of the church they attend! He’d stare at me now and then, sometimes give me a signal to slip off to the ladies room and mess around. He adored seeing me dressed up and in public. I liked seeing him, no matter where it was.
This afternoon amongst the high society types was too much. The gentlemen in their best suits, the women in their finery and hats. I was dressed almost right… except I didn’t have on any underwear (to ease his access to me), and my shoes were wrong. I had on slutty shoes. I pretended they were high fashion… and they were. But they were also… different from the other ladies. And I’d forgotten to conceal my tattoo! Ah well. I sat at a table in the shade and kept my feet under the tablecloth!
Suddenly I saw them – his wife was headed right for the table! I had to escape! There was a big crowd by the door… arrrgh! Where could I go?
Was there a tree to hide behind? No – people everywhere! Arrrgh! I went around the side of the mansion and noticed a large open window with a huge venial veranda vine. My salvation! That would give me a leg up! I vaulted up and inside! Probably gave anyone watching a show, but whatever!
I stood up and straightened my clothes and… there was my guy!
“What took you so long?” he asked as he closed and locked the window. He wrapped his arms around me and pressed his hand between my legs. “Nice shoes!”
Oh, I do adore this man!
For the dangerously sexy Advizor 54, so I get every last bit out of this challenge: