Stood up

From: Sassy
To: Kevin
Sent: Monday, Dec 31, 2012 1:03 pm 
Subject: re: Lunch
Are you here in the bar somewhere? 
From: Sassy
To: Kevin
Sent: Monday, Dec 31, 2012 1:16 pm 
Subject: re: Lunch
I’m giving up.  Email me.  I hope you’re okay…  Happy New Year. 
From: Kevin
To: Sassy
Sent: Monday, Dec 31, 2012 2:05 pm 
Subject: Mess
Got there at 12:30 on the dot. Sat down by myself at the bar. Got nervous. Didn’t even order a drink. Left.  I’m a mess. I don’t want to be the person that is a jerk to someone else. You need to forget about me.
From: Sassy
To: Kevin
Sent: Monday, Dec 31, 2012 3:30 pm 
Subject: Flirty friends
Thanks for explaining, Kevin.  Sorry I set off such massive nerves.  Please don’t beat yourself up over it.  So meeting is not good.  Okay.  
Three questions:  
  1. Do you like reading my emails?  
  2. Do I make you smile?  
  3. Do you like having someone to talk to?  

If the answer is yes, let’s forget about today.  Forget about meeting.  Be flirty friends and have fun.  You sound like you need someone.  No pressure… just fun.  Write when you have a bad day and need cheering up.  Write when you’re having a good day and want to share.  Write when you’re horny and ask for another story… send me great p0rn you find!  Write when you meet someone!  You don’t have to put your hands on me to be part of my life and special to me. 
Now go have a very Happy New Year!  I am wishing 2013 will bring great joy for both of us!  


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