2:00 pm Mom took me out for a fancy lunch! Baked stuffed schrod and rice pilaf!
8:03 pm There’s an old joke about two ladies talking, “I went to Boston and got schrod,” one says. “Oooh! I didn’t know it had a pluperfect tense!” the other exclaims.
8:27 pm Phil: What the hell is a pluperfect tense?