Funky American Woodcock

January 9, 2019 Wednesday
6:51 AM Sassy
Good morning Philip! Have a wonderful Wednesday!

10:37 AM Phil
Good morning! Getting cold here. 

Happy  day!
10:39 AM Sassy
My “little sister” turned 50 yesterday. How wacky is that?!

10:39 AM Phil
Wow! We are getting old!

10:40 AM Sassy
We had the entire classy wine bar just for her friends and family to celebrate with her.

10:41 AM Phil

10:41 AM Sassy
You would’ve liked the place

Open bar, lots of special dips and breads, passed appetizers…yum

I’m home playing with toys. ; )

3:58 PM Phil
Sounds like my kind of place. I like toys!
4:00 PM Sassy
Wish I could play with you!

4:00 PM Phil
Me too! I’ve got a toy

4:04 PM Sassy
Oh yeah?

4:07 PM Phil
It grows when you rub it or blow on it

4:07 PM Sassy
Oh! I’d like that. No batteries. 

4:09 PM Phil
Nope! It’s heated too

4:10 PM Sassy
May I lick it?

4:11 PM Phil
Absolutely. It throbs when you do that and may leak

4:13 PM Sassy
S’okay… I can swallow it.

May have to suck on it…

4:15 PM Phil
It will grow and get harder and may thrust a bit too

4:22 PM Sassy
Mmm…sounds good.

A woodcock dancing!

Funky American Woodcock

This male American woodcock has some glide in his stride and some dip in his hip. Here he is performing an early morning “sky dance” to woo the woodcock ladies in springtime at Moosehorn National Wildlife Refuge in Maine. 

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Footage by Keith Ramos / USFWS
Center for Biological Diversity

4:27 PM Phil
He’s got the motion down

4:27 PM Sassy
Such funky fun!

4:29 PM Phil

4:29 PM Sassy
I’d dance for you

4:31 PM Phil
Shake that thang

4:37 PM Sassy

4:40 PM Phil
Love it! Makes my toy grow

4:41 PM Sassy
I was hoping it might

4:42 PM Phil
That started when you mentioned toys

4:43 PM Sassy

4:44 PM Phil
You can always make my cock leap to attention.

4:48 PM Sassy

I get pretty wet when you’re around

4:50 PM Phil
[photo of his erect cock]

I get pretty hard around you. Good combination!

I have ideas for that sweet wet pussy

4:57 PM Sassy
It needs attention

5:00 PM Phil
I have a longer tongue, thick fingers, and a stiff cock. Will those do?

A tongue on your clit and a toy should get things started

7:58 PM Sassy
Mmmm…. I closed my eyes to imagine that and fell asleep!
8:09 PM Sassy
Hope you went on and had fun.

8:13 PM Phil
I did, imagined exploding on your fabulous tits

8:17 PM Sassy

8:21 PM Phil
[photo of his legs in sweatpants with bare feet on the coffee table and a dog stretched out on his lap]

Thank you for the suggestion.

8:45 PM Sassy
Awww… puppy! She is so sleek!

And TOES! 


9:02 PM Phil

9:04 PM Sassy
They always make me think of a magical night in a hotel room in RI with your feet in my hands and a plate of snacks and your stories

9.09 PM Phil
[smiling emoji with hearts around it]

11:41 PM Sassy
A nifty photo from The Golden Globes of members of the band Queen, the movie producer, actors from the movie and the band’s long time manager!

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