Witty Randy retorts

September 26, 2016 Monday

I wrote directly to his gmail account.  A first for me… going over straight to email with a new guy.  Hope he isn’t a creep!

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From: Sassy
To: Randy
Sent: Mon, Sep 26, 2016 at 9:41 PM
Subject: Connection 
Tap… tap.. is thing working?  Are you that guy from that web site?  This is that gal from that web site. You cleverly embedded your email in your sweet message to me.  And let me see your handsome face.  So here I am.  Tell me what you’d like to know.   Hugs with groping! 
-S
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From: Randy
To: Sassy
Sent: Mon, Sep 26, 2016 at 10:26 PM
Re: Connection 
Hey there,
Like your witty retorts.   
It looks like you are from Boston.
My profile has me there but I live elsewhere.
Do you have any pictures you would like share?
Also do you chat? Email can take a while for a response.
Would be nice to get to know you better.
As for me I enjoy theatre, running, playing music and geeky things
For work I am in an office.  Too much.  
Hugs with deep kissing?
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From: Sassy
To: Randy
Sent: Mon, Sep 26, 2016 at 11:35 PM
Re: Connection
Hiya! 
How are you this fine evening? 
Great to hear from you.  I am in Boston. I like to go to elsewhere too.  Have you always been in MA?  I was raised in upstate NY but came to MA for college and stayed.  
I do have photos… I’ll attach my favorite below.  
Let’s email a little and I can switch to a gmail account to chat if we hit it off. 
For work I am an office manager, that efficient woman in the back cubicle no one notices, who takes care of the mundane administrative tasks so the senior staff can focus on their work.  I also help run a community project in my spare time.  
What sort of music do you like to see live?  I mostly get into folk types – recently saw Christine Lavin and David Wilcox.  They are both great story tellers, song writers, guitarists and singers!  If you could take me to any concert in history, where would we go? 
What are geeky things?  
Mmmm… deep kisses… yes please!  More hugs with groping… and an ear nibble… just because. 
-S
[Attached “the famous photo of my cleavage in the black bra]


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