Monday, April 21, 2014 Marathon Day
Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 1:15 AM
Subject: re: Positions
I want to have you today for either “lunch” or “dinner.” I want to eat your pussy in your car either during your lunch hour–or after work. I think browsing through that website you sent me will be fun. Could we start here? I wanted to lick your clit and other things when we had sex the first time–but needed the test results. Now that I “feel free”–I want to go down on you really badly.
Here’s what I’m wanting to do. You can tell me which techniques sound most exciting—and I’ll be eager to do any or all of them:
Cunnilingus – Advanced Tips
Take a few minutes to read Cunnilingus Basics and then come back here to fine-tune your approach with some special earth-moving, hip-shaking, mind-blowing techniques that will have her panting your name and praising your game! Try all of these in one session and she might not come back down from the heavens until the morning:
Leaving your tongue soft and jaw relaxed, try licking her from vaginal entrance up to her clit and following the outer edges of her vagina along both sides. Repeating this technique going up and down and vice versa can be a great opener.
While holding the two parts together with your lips, run your tongue between the inner and outer labia one side at a time.
The majority of a woman’s nerve endings in her vagina are around the opening and within the first couple of inches inside. Target them with your tongue by inserting it into her vaginal opening. Techniques are pretty limited due to the length of your tongue, but try moving your tongue in and out, as well as in circles around the inside of her opening.
Spread her outer vaginal lips with your fingers. With your tongue pointed, gently flick your tongue around her clitoris. Feel free to roam, but keep coming back to her clitoris, as it is the most sensitive. This drives some women wild, and others find it to too intense. When stimulating her clit make sure to start out gently if you aren’t sure how she likes it. When you try this, pay attention to whether those moans are ecstasy or pain.
The following techniques should not be introduced until your partner is really hot (i.e., very wet). These are more intense techniques, and may be too intense for some women, even when nearing orgasm.
The Clitoris Suck
Expose her clitoris by spreading her lips and lightly pull back her hood. With her clitoris exposed, give it a quick little suck; pulling it into your mouth briefly and letting it go. This is a lot like licking a bit of cake batter off of your pinky. This feels incredible, and is a fine thing to do if you feel like tormenting her – but don’t overdo it! We recommend not using your teeth nor using heavy suction when starting out.
The Clitoris Hold
Take her exposed clit into your mouth and gently suck on it, simultaneously flicking your tongue over and around it. This can be done very lightly or very aggressively, and combined with fingering, will usually rapidly produce an intense orgasm.
The Tongue Tube
Roll your tongue into a tube (if you cannot do this, forget about it because it is genetic and you can’t learn it). This technique works best in an inverted or 69 position. Roll your tongue into a tube around her clitoris. Slide it back-and-forth; in effect, your tongue is doing something similar to a woman’s vagina around a man’s penis. This is likely to bring any woman over the edge to an explosive orgasm.
Try using your tongue to spell the alphabet on her genitals. This works surprisingly well as your tongue is always moving in different directions. Learn her favorite letters and the orders that work the best!
A good lover’s hands never stop moving, so keep exploring, insert a finger, or massage her thighs while you perform.
You can also try using a wide variety of flavored gels, oils, and lubricants. Some of these products heat up when rubbed or blown to add extra stimulation.
Having a mint in your mouth while you are performing cunnilingus can also improve your results. The mint, as long as it is not too weak or strong, can create a very intense tingling sensation to enhance your performance.
Try some – or why not all – of the above techniques and neither of you will regret it. Techniques like this are sure to help her achieve that (sometimes) elusive orgasm.
So if you give me a time for “lunch” (1 hour?)–or for “dinner” (1-2 hours?)—I don’t want food this time. I want your pussy. I will also want to put my fingers in you–in both your pussy and your ass if you want me to. In your ass it would help to have some lubricant. In your pussy—you don’t need any. You’ll be plenty wet—I already know that from experience.
So what do you say? It’s what I really want to do right now—don’t even care if you don’t “do me” in any way. Though not ruling it out. Not sure how we’ll “fit in the car”—but willing to try if you are.
Let me know,
Kris: Sassy–Surprise #2…Read email…I WANT YOU…TODAY! How’s THAT for a “Good Morning” greeting?!? 1:23 AM
Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 9:13 AM
Subject: Fw: Positions
And by “today” I mean TODAY—MONDAY, APRIL 21st—-not “today” as in “asap”—-although I realize today might not work…but can’t fault a guy for trying…and hopefully makes you feel good to know how badly you’re wanted…
Kris: read forward of email to b clear about meaning of “today”……means TODAY! Hungry/Frisky Kris 9:17 AM
Sent: Apr 21, 2014 10:39 AM
Good morning! My my my! You are quite frisky this morning. It is so heady to be wanted!
I have been puzzling over how to make it work today… I can see you but I don’t know about your plan. I am getting bogged down in logistics. Help! I don’t have my car at work. Hubby drops me off. I could come out at lunch time but can’t see how to do much in your car.
Tonight could work but my place is a total wreck. It gets a complete cleaning tomorrow (someone gave me maid service as a chemo present!) so after today it could work.
I’m so sorry! It stinks that you have free time and I don’t. I read those paragraphs about ways you can make me soar… yum… am imagining you touching me… tasting me… soooo fantastic! Did you know all those tips before?
So do we want to focus on Sunday? Or make a plan for tomorrow?
Kris: marathon wheelchair winner just crossed finish line….10th time winning….white guy from S. Africa 10:40 AM
Me: Ernst! thanks for the update! I so wish I could be watching! 10:49 AM
Kris: Go Shalane Flannagan!!! An American woman!!!!! 10:49 AM
Me: Sent email. Need help figuring out a plan 10:51 AM
Kris: k…i’ll read 10:52 AM
Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 11:08 AM
Subject: Re: Positions
Understood…and you’re right….won’t work in my car at all. Little concerned even about your car. Eager as I am—why don’t we focus on Sunday. I know money is tight for you—but it is really tight for me too right now. I think if I used Hotwire.com I could get a decent room for about $75 max…which would mean about $38 each. If you can’t do even that—-I’ll just do it and worry about what happens later. I’VE GOT TO HAVE YOU.
To answer your question about knowing all those oral techniques—not in that much specific detail. I’m not a stranger to doing it—-but my problem is (and where your going to be SO MUCH FUN) is that being with only one person for so long means I’ve tended to get “stuck in a rut.” Plus–what feels good to YOU may be unique to you. But I’m going to “do my homework” and read the “instruction manual” (LOL) over and over.
I just had a hilarious image pop in my head. I’m staring at your open vagina–as you lay there in eager anticipation waiting for me to get started. I’ve got a print out of the oral sex techniques in one hand–and I’m reading it as I’m looking at your open vagina. I say out loud, “Ok–where’s this ‘clitoris’ thingy they’re talking about? Help me out here Sassy.” Nice as you are—you jump up startled and say very annoyed: “Oh my God–are you fucking KIDDING me? Good thing I’ve kept flirting with those other guys on AM–I seriously don’t think this is going to work out. Sorry Mr. Mitty!”
TEASING!!!!!!!!!!…don’t know how good it’s going to really be…but know for sure it’s not going to be THAT bad! Don’t pretend to “know it all” by a long shot—-and think experimenting and learning with you will be fun! Hope you feel the same.
Wanting you–but willing to wait ’till Sunday,
Kris: Replied to your email…you’ll get a chuckle…grin/smile/lol 11:14 AM
Sent: Apr 21, 2014 1:12 PM
Thanks for understanding! I want you right here right now, but I also want it to be fantastic!
Check out www.lq.com for the LaQuinta hotels. There’s one in Andover, MA and one in Salem, NH that look nice and inexpensive. If you let me know which one looks good, I will book it and pay. I have a AAA card and member points that get me discounts.
Do you have time to chat tonight? Hoping to learn more!
Me: How’s your day going? Hope it’s warm and fun! Wrote back in email. 1:21 PM
Sent: Monday, April 21, 2014 2:42 PM
Subject: Re: Positions
You are so great! Ok…I’ll check out LaQuinta….but still will split it in half.
I’ll MAKE time to chat tonight…and try not to make it too late since you have to work tomorrow. I do too—but can sleep in a little.
Today I was working on the lawn—-picking up thatch (dead weeds debris and/or grass matted down in lawn) in bagger on tractor that I “dethatched” the other day. Lots of dirt flying around–and because it was sunny and warm I didn’t have a shirt on. So now I just came in covered in dirt and look like Pig Pen from Charlie Brown. Jumping in shower—driving to pick up son at 4:00—back to dealer at 5:30 to pick up bike. Dropping it off at storage shed—-bringing son home by 7:30—-home by 8:30-9:00. Will skip working out to chat with you—otherwise it will be too late.
Watcha wanna learn more about? Logistics of booking hotel room–or “other things” .
😀 …Frisky… 😀
Kris: Good!….On tractor working on lawn….no shirt on so sunny and warm! Sent email but last email till chat tonite…have to leave laptop home for wife to job search. feel free to reply to email though….email account very carefully hidden….clear browsing history after EVERY use…so no chance of opening to Yahoo by her…..just have to cook up lie about being gone now for hours to get son and bike…..chat later!!! 2:53 PM
Sent: April 21, 2014 4:02 PM
Hope all goes well with your son and the bike.
Exchanging cash seems odd to me… I’ll do this one and you do the next time? Just let me know which place looks better to you.
The scene of you half-naked on a tractor in the sun is quite something!
Kris: son following me on harley…Whoohoooo!!”…..only riding YOU will b more fun!!! 6:29 PM
Me: Hooray! You rascal! 7:22 PM
Kris: my cheerleader/playmate/partner-in-crime!!!….thanks!…just dropped son off…chat around 9:30? 8:27 PM
Me: Sound fantastic! 8:44 PM
Kris: 🙂 8:47 PM
· Apr 21 9:49 PM Kris: Hi…sorry I’m on late again…got here as soon as I could
· Apr 21 9:50 PM Sassy: no worries
· Apr 21 9:50 PM Kris: : )
· Apr 21 9:51 PM Sassy: So your son rode the bike back for you?
· Apr 21 9:52 PM Kris: yes…he rode it from the dealer to the storage shed…not that far…but he rides all the time and I’m “learning again”…..
· Apr 21 9:52 PM Sassy: Cool. Does he thinks it’s a hot ride?
· Apr 21 9:53 PM Kris: was just reading your email…thank you for being willing to help. I know you have to watch money too. you’re sweet
· Apr 21 9:53 PM Kris: to answer question…yes he thinks the bike is great
· Apr 21 9:54 PM Kris: but he’s like a “mother hen”…worried it’s too big for me and that I’m going to kill myself
· Apr 21 9:57 PM Sassy: What do you think?
· Apr 21 9:58 PM Kris: I think your suggestion is fine…and I appreciate it…if you can do it this time that’s fine…and I’ll do it next time….if that “feels better” to you. that’s fine.. haven’t had a chance to shop for specific place…be happy to if you like. do you want me to….then let you know?
· Apr 21 9:58 PM Kris: or did you mean about killing myself on the bike?
· Apr 21 9:59 PM Sassy: the latter.
· Apr 21 9:59 PM Kris: I’ll be fine once I get used to it. no problem. he worries too much.
· Apr 21 9:59 PM Kris: he was arguing with me when I dropped him off
· Apr 21 9:59 PM Sassy: Gosh… wonder where he inherited that from?
· Apr 21 10:00 PM Kris: what…..arguing?
· Apr 21 10:00 PM Sassy: worrying : )
· Apr 21 10:00 PM Kris: not from me!!!!
· Apr 21 10:01 PM Sassy: I think the open question right now is Andover MA or Salem NH?
· Apr 21 10:01 PM Sassy: I wonder if I can get early check-in
· Apr 21 10:02 PM Kris: do you want me to check Hotwire.com for some deals…or do you just want to go with LaQuinta?
· Apr 21 10:02 PM Sassy: They’re either $71 or 80… what were you seeing on Hotwired?
· Apr 21 10:03 PM Kris: last time I checked about $60 plus tax = $75 total—-are those prices with tax—taxes are significant on hotel tabs
· Apr 21 10:04 PM Sassy: Salem NH is $56 plus tax
· Apr 21 10:05 PM Kris: I can check…but that’s likely as good as you’ll get for a half-way decent place. sure you don’t want me to just give you half cash…or I take care of it next time?
· Apr 21 10:08 PM Sassy: Next time is fine.
· Apr 21 10:08 PM Kris: k….thank you so much
· Apr 21 10:08 PM Sassy: What time should I ask for? Check in is usually 3 PM
· Apr 21 10:09 PM Kris: r we going to bring food instead of eating out?
· Apr 21 10:09 PM Sassy: If that works for you?
· Apr 21 10:09 PM Kris: I’m fine with that. I’ll do that….just give me a list of what you want.
· Apr 21 10:10 PM Kris: so I can be there by 12:00. I don’t know how early they’d let us in…
· Apr 21 10:11 PM Sassy: I’d guess 1 PM but all depends on who checks out, how many maids etc.
· Apr 21 10:11 PM Sassy: They have an option to text me when the room is ready
· Apr 21 10:12 PM Kris: at LaQuinta?
· Apr 21 10:12 PM Sassy: Yup
· Apr 21 10:14 PM Kris: k….if room wasn’t ready, and wanted to meet a little earlier, we could meet a little before and “hang out” together someplace before getting room. maybe just go get some drinks and something small someplace….just an idea.
· Apr 21 10:14 PM Sassy: Good thought!
· Apr 21 10:15 PM Sassy: Okay… so I am reserving in Salem NH for Sunday… have to cancel by 6 PM if something comes up
· Apr 21 10:15 PM Kris: cancel by 6 PM when?
· Apr 21 10:17 PM Sassy: Sunday
· Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: ok. can’t think of any reason on my end…you?
· Apr 21 10:18 PM Sassy: Nope. But never know.
· Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: right
· Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: have to think up some excuse now
· Apr 21 10:18 PM Sassy: Looks easy to find, right off 93
· Apr 21 10:18 PM Kris: ok
· Apr 21 10:18 PM Sassy: So I’ll book it?
· Apr 21 10:19 PM Kris: yes. unless you want me to double-check hotwire first. I’ve been trying to get on there but browser is giving me a hard time
· Apr 21 10:21 PM Kris: is this connection slow tonite?
· Apr 21 10:24 PM Sassy: Sorry… I was working on the reservation.
· Apr 21 10:25 PM Sassy: Can’t hurt to check hotwired if you can… or tell me what to look for?
· Apr 21 10:26 PM Kris: try this….go to: www.hotwire.com and just put in the info….approximate place…dates etc. and you’ll get a list. they don’t tell you the exact hotel…but show you what it’s comparable to….other hotels like it.
· Apr 21 10:26 PM Kris: the rates are cheaper because they’re filling empty rooms at discounted prices in decent hotels
· Apr 21 10:27 PM Kris: you know the city the hotel is in but not the exact hotel until after you book it
· Apr 21 10:27 PM Kris: so there’s a “little gamble” in it…but I’ve never been disappointed…always decent places
· Apr 21 10:28 PM Kris: since my browser is giving me a hard time…do you want to try it now?
· Apr 21 10:28 PM Sassy: Just did it. Nothing lower than La Quinta
· Apr 21 10:28 PM Kris: figured
· Apr 21 10:29 PM Kris: the LaQuinta price is a good one
· Apr 21 10:30 PM Kris: so you like the image of me half naked on a tractor…after I texted you that I thought I might get a comment….getting to know how you think…you naughty girl
· Apr 21 10:36 PM Sassy: Will you be coming down Rte 93 from the North?
· Apr 21 10:36 PM Kris: yes
· Apr 21 10:36 PM Sassy: Ok. Sending email with details and directions
Sent: April 21, 2014 10:36 PM
La Quinta Inn & Suites
8 Keewaydin Dr
Salem, NH 03079
From the North: 93 South to Exit 2, make a left onto Pelham and a left onto Keewaydin Drive.
· Apr 21 10:37 PM Kris: ok…or just a physical address is fine too…since I have a gps in my car
· Apr 21 10:37 PM Kris: or for that matter…my gps would find the hotel for me…with just the city name….it’s in Salem, NH?
· Apr 21 10:38 PM Sassy: Yes. Pretty close to you?
· Apr 21 10:38 PM Kris: very.closer to me than to you….you’re meeting me more than half way. thank you!
· Apr 21 10:39 PM Sassy: Google maps says its less than 40 min for me
· Apr 21 10:41 PM Sassy: Can jut buzz up 93 and jump on you. : )
· Apr 21 10:41 PM Kris: that’s about right. and only about 25-30 min for me
· Apr 21 10:41 PM Kris: LOL
· Apr 21 10:42 PM Sassy: Are you nervous?
· Apr 21 10:42 PM Kris: no…you?
· Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: Not much.
· Apr 21 10:43 PM Kris: a little?
· Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: Much less than usual.
· Apr 21 10:43 PM Kris: how come?
· Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: Dunno
· Apr 21 10:43 PM Sassy: We’re going to have FUN!
· Apr 21 10:43 PM Kris: right…but what normally makes you nervous?
· Apr 21 10:44 PM Sassy: The What-ifs. But we’ve already crossed most of those off
· Apr 21 10:44 PM Kris: name some what ifs
· Apr 21 10:46 PM Sassy: that’s no fun
· Apr 21 10:46 PM Kris: no….but it helps me know you better…want some of my what ifs
· Apr 21 10:47 PM Kris: or another way of putting it is…what are some “non-negotiable deal-breakers” that have to be in place for an affair to work for some time?
· Apr 21 10:48 PM Kris: what’s the “bottom line” that needs to be in place?
· Apr 21 10:48 PM Kris: how the sex is…for example…is one
· Apr 21 10:48 PM Kris: are you nervous a little about that?
· Apr 21 10:49 PM Sassy: just a bit… enough to keep me paying attention.
· Apr 21 10:49 PM Kris: are you nervous about me being able to please you…you being able to please me…or both?
· Apr 21 10:50 PM Sassy: nothing specific
· Apr 21 10:50 PM Kris: just that there will be a number of “firsts”…and so we don’t know exactly “how it will go”?
· Apr 21 10:50 PM Sassy: just don’t want to add way #19 a meet can go south
· Apr 21 10:51 PM Sassy: But you seem very different to me
· Apr 21 10:51 PM Sassy: #1 thing for your list… CONDOMS!
· Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: LOL
· Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: ok
· Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: couple of questions
· Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: I’m assuming #19 is a figure of speech….that you’re not actually counting!
· Apr 21 10:52 PM Sassy: correct
· Apr 21 10:52 PM Kris: second question…
· Apr 21 10:53 PM Kris: how am I “very different”?
· Apr 21 10:53 PM Sassy: Most men want to have sex on the first meet
· Apr 21 10:53 PM Sassy: If not, then a 2nd meet very quickly
· Apr 21 10:54 PM Sassy: No one has given me flowers
· Apr 21 10:54 PM Kris: so am I disappointing the “normal”…or is there something you like about whatever I’ve been “expecting”
· Apr 21 10:55 PM Sassy: No one has made me forget all the rules and smooch in public!
· Apr 21 10:55 PM Sassy: I really really like your style
· Apr 21 10:56 PM Sassy: Much better than the pump and dump guys
· Apr 21 10:56 PM Sassy: Makes me much more interested in pleasing you
· Apr 21 10:58 PM Kris: I wish I could say it’s something I’ve worked at or something…but, honestly, I think it’s just that I’m not really used to the whole casual world of “wham, bam, thank you ma’am” just doesn’t do it for me…I don’t want to scare you…we talked about this a little before. I kid by saying things like “I dont want to marry you”…and I want sex to be a little “wild and casual and do things differently and not take too long, etc., etc.”…but part of me wants to get inside more than your body…..to know you as a person…without freaking you out or getting “too heavy”….its’ just the way I’m “wired”
· Apr 21 11:00 PM Sassy: that all sounds good
· Apr 21 11:00 PM Kris: ok…don’t want to freak you out…
· Apr 21 11:00 PM Sassy: my brain is my best feature! After my boobs probably…
· Apr 21 11:01 PM Kris: I like the way you’re really into erotica and learning all different things about sex and how you sent me that website…for ideas. it’s fun (and informative)…
· Apr 21 11:02 PM Kris: it’s not your brains. it’s your character. you’re a genuinely kind and considerate person and fun and accommodating and wanting to please….it all makes you attractive…and sexy!
· Apr 21 11:03 PM Sassy: You are very perceptive. : )
· Apr 21 11:03 PM Kris: and for whatever reason…you seem to want me. sexually…at least willing to “take me for a full test drive” (or two)…kick the tires and see how the old rusty car drives…LOL
· Apr 21 11:04 PM Sassy: Hee hee
· Apr 21 11:05 PM Kris: I feel like puffing out my chest for so cleverly adding that metaphor from the song. lol
· Apr 21 11:07 PM Sassy: Very well done!
· Apr 21 11:07 PM Kris: LOL
· Apr 21 11:07 PM Sassy: Catchy tune
· Apr 21 11:07 PM Kris: it is!
· Apr 21 11:08 PM Sassy: I could send you a dozen of his songs.
· Apr 21 11:08 PM Sassy: each one hits me in a different spot
· Apr 21 11:08 PM Kris: you really like him?
· Apr 21 11:08 PM Sassy: The combo of incredible guitar work and spot-on lyrics gets me
· Apr 21 11:09 PM Sassy: and a great variety
· Apr 21 11:09 PM Sassy: He has everything from Blue Jean Blues… about washing his new jeans in hot water with all his other clothes
· Apr 21 11:09 PM Sassy: to the super-intense song about people called “Damaged Goods”
· Apr 21 11:10 PM Kris: I now have more gadgets for music then I know how to use…but need to get up to speed using them…new Nano Ipod, bluetooth to stream it through on bike, etc., etc.
· Apr 21 11:10 PM Sassy: Or East Ashville Hardware about how Lowes and Home Depot are killing the local hardware stores
· Apr 21 11:11 PM Kris: give me a list of songs you like and I’ll have to learn (finally!) how to actually put them on the IPod I just bought recently…and don’t even know how to use yet…never had one before.
· Apr 21 11:12 PM Kris: or if he has albums with a lot of songs you like…downloading a whole album is cheaper than ‘tune by tune” (which is 99 cents/ song from iTunes)…..do you have an Ipod?
· Apr 21 11:13 PM Kris: or do you store music on your phone?
· Apr 21 11:13 PM Sassy: No iPod. no music on the phone
· Apr 21 11:13 PM Sassy: There are good albums. So fun that you will listen!
· Apr 21 11:15 PM Sassy: Should I bring my toys or save them for next time?
· Apr 21 11:15 PM Kris: Of course! actually this is part of my new “phase that I’m going through” – – my latest “mid-life crisis” (of which both you and my bike are part—you, of course, being a MUCH “bigger deal”).
· Apr 21 11:16 PM Kris: bring them. we can decide “in the moment” whether you feel like trying them or not. I have a few little “fantasies” about how to use them, depending on what they are and how they work
· Apr 21 11:16 PM Sassy: I can confirm you are alive, still sexy and fun. : )
· Apr 21 11:16 PM Sassy: May just look them over…then can think of ideas for next time. No pressure. I have no clue. They make me giggle. I need to get over that
· Apr 21 11:17 PM Kris: LOL…why?
· Apr 21 11:17 PM Sassy: I dunno
· Apr 21 11:17 PM Kris: is one just a vibrator?
· Apr 21 11:17 PM Sassy: There are five
· Apr 21 11:17 PM Kris: all vibrators?
· Apr 21 11:17 PM Sassy: I think so
· Apr 21 11:18 PM Kris: have you ever used a vibrator on your clit?
· Apr 21 11:18 PM Sassy: no. total toy using virgin
· Apr 21 11:18 PM Kris: i’d like to use one on it
· Apr 21 11:19 PM Sassy: these are sort of goofy… not like the serious ones like the wand or the lelo
· Apr 21 11:19 PM Kris: I guess I’d have to see them to understand how they’re “goofy”
· Apr 21 11:19 PM Sassy: We can do that. : )
· Apr 21 11:19 PM Kris: ok
· Apr 21 11:20 PM Sassy: Does your wife have some?
· Apr 21 11:20 PM Kris: no….she’d probably be open to trying them if I got some…but just never did
· Apr 21 11:20 PM Sassy: All the woman in chat treated me like a freak because I didn’t own any
· Apr 21 11:21 PM Kris: most women enjoy using them to masturbate with. the rabbit is especially fun because you get both penetration and intense stimulation of the clit at the same time…so I’ve been told (a female client told me that in a session once—had to remain “calm and professional” about it all)…
· Apr 21 11:22 PM Sassy: Oh yes… I’ve read a lot about that one. And seen lots of videos of the wand
· Apr 21 11:22 PM Kris: don’t know what the “wand” is
· Apr 21 11:23 PM Sassy: Google HitachI Wand
· Apr 21 11:23 PM Kris: right
· Apr 21 11:23 PM Sassy: images probably the best
· Apr 21 11:23 PM Kris: will later
· Apr 21 11:24 PM Sassy: It’s a long stick with a bulb on the end
· Apr 21 11:24 PM Sassy: a “massager”
· Apr 21 11:25 PM Kris: vibrates…stimulates inside?
· Apr 21 11:25 PM Sassy: outside
· Apr 21 11:25 PM Kris: clit?
· Apr 21 11:25 PM Sassy: yes
· Apr 21 11:25 PM Kris: question about sex language
· Apr 21 11:25 PM Sassy: oh yes…
· Apr 21 11:26 PM Kris: do you like “dirty words” or “anatomically-correct” words…or doesn’t matter?
· Apr 21 11:26 PM Sassy: like what?
· Apr 21 11:26 PM Kris: pussy versus vagina, cock versus penis, breast versus tits or boobs, etc..
· Apr 21 11:27 PM Sassy: cock I like… you?
· Apr 21 11:27 PM Sassy: pussy… vagina… I could write an essay on all that.
· Apr 21 11:27 PM Sassy: I don’t like any of the words but have gotten used to them
· Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: any of the breast words are fine.
· Apr 21 11:28 PM Kris: don’t like any of which words?
· Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: the synonyms for my tunnel of love. : )
· Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: clit is good
· Apr 21 11:28 PM Kris: what about vagina…don’t like that word?
· Apr 21 11:28 PM Sassy: not really
· Apr 21 11:29 PM Kris: “c” word is kind of nasty I think…you?
· Apr 21 11:29 PM Sassy: cunt can be hot at the right times
· Apr 21 11:29 PM Sassy: go on… type it
· Apr 21 11:29 PM Kris: ok…cunt…I guess you’re right. depends on mood and frame of mind.
· Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: A pal told me if you use “a” it’s bad, but “my” can work
· Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: that… not “a slut” but “my slut”
· Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: that one is still tough for me
· Apr 21 11:30 PM Sassy: but again… context
· Apr 21 11:31 PM Kris: I don’t like “too much acting” though…including “over doing dirty talk” to try and “work things up”
· Apr 21 11:31 PM Sassy: makes sense. Any words you dislike?
· Apr 21 11:32 PM Sassy: dick?
· Apr 21 11:32 PM Kris: it’s weird for me. I’m not used to using too much dirty talk. but am not offended by it either…it’s weird…for example….
· Apr 21 11:33 PM Kris: I will say something that sounds completely ridiculous sometimes when I want to have sex with my wife…I do it on purpose.
· Apr 21 11:33 PM Sassy: this is where the different sides of my personality diverge
· Apr 21 11:33 PM Sassy: the demure lady can not deal with dirty talk or vulgarity at all
· Apr 21 11:34 PM Sassy: Sassy has gotten into it in an erotic way
· Apr 21 11:34 PM Sassy: If you happen to entice out the wild girl… she is a complete potty mouth
· Apr 21 11:36 PM Sassy: Maybe I can get your super stud to use some choice word
· Apr 21 11:36 PM Kris: ok. that’s good to know. if you’re excited and it’s real and you like talking that way then it’s fine. but I think things like most pornography is total fake bull shit.everyone’s just acting for the camera…but if it’s real….then I don’t care if you sound like that comedian (George Carlin?—forget his name)—-as long as it’s real…and not fake.
· Apr 21 11:36 PM Kris: what choice word would you like to hear?
· Apr 21 11:37 PM Sassy: Maybe I should send you my favorite porn. : )
· Apr 21 11:37 PM Sassy: Hmmm… fuck can be used to great advantage
· Apr 21 11:37 PM Kris: what…the word “fuck”?
· Apr 21 11:37 PM Sassy: yes
· Apr 21 11:38 PM Sassy: just using different words signals… this is a special thing going on
· Apr 21 11:38 PM Kris: using that with you feels somehow “natural” to me…but normally it’s not really part of my “everyday vocab”….
· Apr 21 11:38 PM Sassy: RIght
· Apr 21 11:39 PM Kris: I understand what you’re saying…..what’s important to me is that whatever is happening is genuinely exciting, hot, getting you toward getting off, and getting off…
· Apr 21 11:39 PM Sassy: Sounds perfect
· Apr 21 11:40 PM Kris: if it means using fuck, suck, cock, pussy, tit, fuck me Kris, whatever…great! I just don’t “generally” talk that way…make sense?
· Apr 21 11:40 PM Sassy: Yes
· Apr 21 11:40 PM Kris: Good!
· Apr 21 11:41 PM Sassy: Did I answer that question?
· Apr 21 11:42 PM Sassy: I think the short answer is slang, not medical terms
· Apr 21 11:44 PM Kris: yes…you did. sometimes I use medical terms to sound intentionally ridiculous. I won’t say this to you (I PROMISE)…but I’ll say to my wife: “I think I should put my penis in your vagina.” It’s ridiculous—-so I use it just to “lighten the moment” but I promise I will never say that to you because it IS ridiculous. LOL
· Apr 21 11:45 PM Sassy: If you do, I may answer “Yes please and go boom boom boom!”
· Apr 21 11:45 PM Kris: LOL……………REALLY HARD!!!!!!!!!!!
· Apr 21 11:45 PM Sassy: Gotta keep the sillyness level equal. : )
· Apr 21 11:46 PM Sassy: Did you hear about the four people who carried a fifth across the finish line at the Marathon today?
· Apr 21 11:46 PM Kris: You’re doing a great job. I hope I can keep up (in more ways than one)!
· Apr 21 11:46 PM Kris: No
· Apr 21 11:46 PM Kris: omg…I just got it….duh!
· Apr 21 11:47 PM Sassy: Got what?
· Apr 21 11:47 PM Kris: I thought it was a joke…ok….ignore the idiot and explain it….
· Apr 21 11:49 PM Sassy: Just that… a guy collapsed about 100 ft from the finish… just could not go on. So four people stopped, hauled him up by his arms and leg and carried him over
· Apr 21 11:49 PM Kris: wow…no…didn’t hear about it…..pretty cool…
· Apr 21 11:50 PM Kris: quick housekeeping note here about chatting….
· Apr 21 11:51 PM Kris: if you can give me 5 or 10 minutes notice before you want to end it feels like a “softer landing”…since it’s so hard to pull myself away from you (a little humor–but mostly true)
· Apr 21 11:52 PM Sassy: Okay
· Apr 21 11:52 PM Kris: are we close…I know you have work tomorrow
· Apr 21 11:54 PM Sassy: Probably should be. but I don’t want to go!
· Apr 21 11:55 PM Kris: that’s nice…that you don’t want to…tell me when you turn into a pumpkin…5 minutes?…10?
· Apr 21 11:57 PM Sassy: Anything else you’ve been puzzling about?
· Apr 21 11:58 PM Kris: been thinking about the website you sent….and how we keep asking each other what we want to do…..maybe we should hire a third party to make up our minds for us…..what do YOU want to do/try/experiment with/do the same that you just enjoy?
· Apr 22 12:00 AM Kris: do you like receiving oral?….there’s a simple question (for a change)
· Apr 22 12:00 AM Sassy: adore it
· Apr 22 12:01 AM Kris: for foreplay mainly? or to orgasm….or both at different times?
· Apr 22 12:01 AM Sassy: can be either
· Apr 22 12:02 AM Kris: do you know how you like it (like some of the techniques in my email from the website)?
· Apr 22 12:02 AM Sassy: have had some intense oral with fingers O’s
· Apr 22 12:03 AM Kris: fingers in pussy at same time as oral?
· Apr 22 12:03 AM Sassy: key word is probably slow
· Apr 22 12:03 AM Kris: slow where…clit?
· Apr 22 12:04 AM Sassy: yes
· Apr 22 12:06 AM Kris: ok. when we’re having sex I want you to just tell me what feels good. like you just did.”go slower” works…..so I don’t have to waste too much time “guessing” what you like…would that be ok?
· Apr 22 12:06 AM Sassy: yes. perfect
· Apr 22 12:06 AM Kris: Good!
· Apr 22 12:07 AM Sassy: It will be a duet. harmony
· Apr 22 12:07 AM Kris: Right…I’ll tell you too
· Apr 22 12:08 AM Sassy: Mmmmm….
· Apr 22 12:09 AM Kris: My first wife was a great sex teacher for me. and she was only 15 at the time, but knew how to have sex better than almost any other women. I remember her telling me the first time I went down on her…very clearly…”do it fast and light with your tongue”…and she would get off that way every time…..
· Apr 22 12:09 AM Kris: for someone else…some other woman…it would be “fast and hard”. different people like things different ways.
· Apr 22 12:10 AM Sassy: Same with men
· Apr 22 12:10 AM Kris: right. what was “Mmmmmm” above?
· Apr 22 12:10 AM Sassy: you… me… together
· Apr 22 12:10 AM Kris: like your famous “humming”…..yum?
· Apr 22 12:11 AM Sassy: yes… my brain wanders off and my body reacts and mmmm
· Apr 22 12:12 AM Kris: this is why I’m only a “little” nervous. I’m thinking if we can talk we can fix things if they’re not working. may take a little “adjusting” but will be “adjustable”…does that make sense?
· Apr 22 12:12 AM Sassy: very much
· Apr 22 12:12 AM Kris: I hope you feel the same way
· Apr 22 12:12 AM Sassy: absolutely!
· Apr 22 12:13 AM Kris: Good!
· Apr 22 12:13 AM Sassy: though if you really get me going… I cannot talk
· Apr 22 12:13 AM Sassy: brain fries
· Apr 22 12:14 AM Kris: I think I’ll “get it” when that’s happening. won’t need to talk then…just keep going…
· Apr 22 12:14 AM Sassy: mmm… yes
· Apr 22 12:14 AM Kris: if something’s not broke… no need to fix it. as they say.
· Apr 22 12:14 AM Sassy: I should go soon. Forgot the cleaners are coming at 8 AM . Oops
· Apr 22 12:15 AM Sassy: Busy day for you tomorrow?
· Apr 22 12:16 AM
Kris: lee than usual this week but should do paperwork…but will probably practice riding bike (gotta keep priorities straight).
· Apr 22 12:16 AM Kris: ok…I’ll let you go…maybe chat tomorrow?
· Apr 22 12:16 AM Sassy: oh yeah
· Apr 22 12:16 AM Sassy: I have work, then dinner with Mom
· Apr 22 12:18 AM Kris: not sure if that was an answer to chatting……or just something you added….about work then dinner with mom….
· Apr 22 12:18 AM Sassy: definitely want to chat
· Apr 22 12:18 AM Kris: ok. I thought maybe I should see how badly I’d go into “Sassy chat withdrawal” if I didn’t get my fix for one night. whatever happened to “not getting addicted?”
· Apr 22 12:19 AM Kris: TEASING. I LOVE CHATTING WITH YOU!
· Apr 22 12:20 AM Sassy: : )
· Apr 22 12:20 AM Kris: ok. time to say good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite.
· Apr 22 12:20 AM Sassy: Sweet sexy dreams
· Apr 22 12:21 AM Kris: You too….Mwah!