Greg (Not God)

Monday, October 7, 2013
Ashley Madison message
From: Sassy
To: [redacted]
Date: Oct 7, 2013 12:45pm
Hiya G! Let me guess… Greg… George… Geoff… Gary or Gabe? Hmm… you aren’t GOD, right? 
How are you this murky morning? We need to make our own sunshine, eh? Thanks for your message! and for writing a profile without typos or checkboxes. I’ve been told I’m the nicest woman ever, a great communicator, very discreet, no drama… looking for fun and passion and a confidante. Is that you? 
If you’re ready to hug a big, tall woman, I’m fine your height. I live and work near you.  Want to see me?  I’m an office manager.  I’ve been married 17 years, no kids, two cats. We’re great friends, but no sex for years. I beat cancer two years ago. I’m whole and healthy now, but want to live life to the fullest! 
What can I tell you that would make you want to join in the fun? What sort of fun do you have in mind? Let’s figure out if we’re a match. 
Date:  Oct 7th – 1:49pm
From:  [redacted]
Wonderful!! Greg is not too short!! 
Congratulations on being well and having a special zest for life. Lets chat more and perhaps meet for coffee? Where is good for you? 
My personal e-mail is: [redacted] Look forward to making a new friend. Greg
From: Sassy 
To: Greg (@yahoo)
Subject: Connection 
Sent: Mon, Oct 7, 2013 7:01 PM 
Tap… tap.. is this thing on?  Greg? Thought I’d better check before I go further… 

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