Ready for reality

Monday, September 16, 2013
From: Landshark
To: Sassy
date:  Mon, Sep 16, 2013 at 8:53 AM
subject:  Another puzzle piece
Hey you –
Here is another piece of the puzzle for you.  I was in my hammock yesterday afternoon and decided to take a couple of photos.  I’ll send another later on today.
[he attached a photo of his left ear and shoulder! lying on a pillow on a hammock in the bright sunshine – a perfect “slice”]
Today is going to be a crappy day.  When I check e-mail and there are 30 e-mails from overnight waiting on me … you know it is not good.  But, I’ll get through it.
Yeah – I adore good press – and will definitely count on positive reviews of my sexual prowess 🙂  Thank you for respecting privacy – not everyone is as upstanding.  It is interesting knowing about ‘part’ of you via your blog.  I’m happy to tell you of my past adventures – what’s fair is fair 🙂
Speaking of upstanding, why you make me hard … I think the element of fantasy right now – as you alluded – is big.  Your words, the images you paint with them, your voice – all trigger something visceral in me – leading to the blood flowing to all of the right places.  Part of it is also anticipation – that I really want to find a way to meet up with you soon.
Anyway – hope your day is good and you’re feeling better.  Catch up with you soon.
from:  Sassy
to:     Landshark
date:  Mon, Sep 16, 2013 at 10:15 AM
subject:  Re: Another puzzle piece
Hiya Evan!  
Ooooh!  What a photo!  Thank you thank you thank you!  *bounce*  Man, you’re way too good at this enticing photo thing.  Damn.  I look at a lot of photos of men and you cause a very different reaction… much hotter… mmmm… my brain races to touch those freckles and nibble on your sexy ears!  For a start… 
Good luck plowing through emails.  I am hosting a Filemaker consultant today at $165/hr.  Our database is horked and we need pro help.  Bleh.  It helps that he looks like Nathan Fillion.  
Visceral is such a good word.  I may have to add it to my roster. You have the best vocabulary! 
I am feeling much better – last night was awful with fever, chills, upset tummy and a red hot boob!  Bleh.  But today I feel almost normal.  I am sooo ready to be done with that misbehaving boob. 
I found a fun new snippet of p0rn this weekend.  I had seen the first two and happened across the third.  Something so hot about kitchen action.  🙂   These are not safe for work, as they say. Enjoy!
Kitchen kiss
Kitchen grab #1
Kitchen grab #2 
from:  Landshark
to:   Sassy
date:  Mon, Sep 16, 2013 at 10:21 AM
subject:  Re: Another puzzle piece
Thank goodness I work at home and can click on the links without worry!  I do like the last one … very sensual.
Hmmm … so do I send the second one … I don’t want you too distracted with your consultant today (though I had to look up who Nathan Fillion was).
from:  Sassy
to:  Landshark
date:  Mon, Sep 16, 2013 at 1:39 PM
subject:  Re: Another puzzle piece
Oh how I long to escape working in an office!  You are so lucky!  Do you still get dressed up or wear sweat pants and bunny slippers?  Is your wife around or does she work elsewhere? 
You never watched the Firefly series?  OMG… get that DVD right away!  No Buffy or Castle? or Doctor Horrible? Nathan is one of Joss Whedon’s favorite actors.  I stopped watching TV awhile back but had soaked up lots of Fillion before that. 
Still drooling over that photo of your shoulder…oh yeah.  I don’t know if I can take seeing two sexy pieces in one day!  I might start begging you to get in your car! And find me.  And ravage me.  Mmmm.  My brain will not shut up about touching you.  Arrgh! 
I don’t want to work!  I want to meet you for dumplings and kissing then maybe um… more. 
from: Landshark
to:   Sassy
date:  Mon, Sep 16, 2013 at 2:10 PM
subject:  Re: Another puzzle piece
Dressed up??? Hah.  I’m wearing a light sweatshirt and shorts.  The problem with working at home is that I tend to forget about how I look – I may go several days in between shaves (though not showers!).  I am home alone during the day for the most part.
I can’t tell where the teasing ends and reality begins … should I start trying to line up an evening of dumplings next week?  
Do you want a PG photo next?
Off to the next call…
from: Sassy 
to: Landshark
date:  Mon, Sep 16, 2013 at 3:12 PM
subject:  Re: Another puzzle piece
So glad to hear you can be casual… I so want to stop having to get dressed up for work.  Ah…someday.  
Mmm… stubble.  I don’t know what is going on with me today.  My imagination is running wild.  I read about your unshaven face and suddenly I feel the sexy sandpaper scruffing on the inside of my thigh… and your tongue… mmmm.  Rawr. 
So sorry for the confusion… I don’t know when to go from fantasy to reality.  I feel ready.  Do you feel ready?  Seems like you were ready before you first wrote to me.  ;0  Have you written to other lady bloggers? Or met someone you talked to online first?  
from:  Landshark
to:  Sassy
date:  Mon, Sep 16, 2013 at 3:52 PM
subject:  Re: Another puzzle piece
Am I ready?  Yes.
I wasn’t ready before I wrote to you – had actually written just as a lark – and now see what’s happened!
I have met about 5 or 6 women on-line before over the past several years.  Talked to a bunch more via chat/phone.  Saw the naughty bits of 3… 🙂
Is it a low batting average – given the time?  No – I just don’t reach out a lot.  You would be the first blogger (that I know of) who I’d meet.
So – dinner on Tuesday? 🙂
A PG photo to follow later on …
from:  Sassy
to:    Landshark
date:  Mon, Sep 16, 2013 at 5:00 PM
subject:  Re: Another puzzle piece
Wow… I adore your confidence.  I’m am so glad you reached out to me! 
Dinner sounds great! My favorite Chinese place for dumplings is closed Tuesdays, so we can try Afghan or Indian or Thai or whatever else you like. YAY!


from:  Landshark
to:   Sassy
date:  Mon, Sep 16, 2013 at 5:03 PM
subject:  Puzzle Piece 2
OK – I’ll start working out the logistics for meeting up next week… so exciting!
Here’s the PG photo I promised …
[another amazing photo – “slice” of his chin, neck and slightly hairy chest with a nipple begging to be touched!]
from: Sassy
to:   Landshark
date:  Mon, Sep 16, 2013 at 9:06 PM
subject:  Re: Puzzle Piece 2
Oh my… I… mmmm….

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