September 30, 2016 Friday
10:53 PM Randy
Check and Check
Sassy
Smart
Randy
I am 6’4″
Sassy
*drool
Randy
My IQ is okay, lots of degrees
Sassy
How did you end up down that road?
Randy
Thought about medicine, but the people there were scary
Tried several roads, finally found another way to help people
Sassy
Very interesting
Randy
When I was young the church wanted to recruit me into the priesthood because I was very altruistic
Sassy
Are you still churched?
Randy
No
Well not Catholic
Got disillusioned with the whole priest scandal
and the Church annulled my parent marriage after 5 kids
Sassy
whoa
Randy
Yeah
SO what’s your story?
Sassy
My dad was a minister
Everyone assumed I would follow in his footsteps
Randy
Why didn’t you?
Sassy
About 10 reasons
Randy
That’s all?
Sassy
I am not an intellectual…
I don’t suffer fools gladly,
I like money
And I never had any faith exactly
I’m not spiritual
I know what to do but not why exactly
I was very involved for years, leading committees, singing in the choir, running rummage sales, etc.
But I stopped about 10 years ago
Randy
That is tough
Was there something 10 years ago that caused the change?
Sassy
I miss it, especially around the holidays
Yes. I helped start a community project, not religious but it brought people into the church building for meetings and fund raising
Randy
and… A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” A student replied, “Because people are sleeping”
Sassy
Hee!
I meant for the project to bring money and people into the church
Randy
Oh IC
Sassy
After about 4 years, I was putting a lot of time into the project
And the minister got ticked off
She pulled me aside, said some really shitty things to me
Said I had to choose between the church and the project…
She thought I would choose the church
I realized the project was my ministry now
Randy
Okay. Sounds a little crappy
This puritanical culture can be a little rough
Sassy
So I quit
Resigned all my positions, walked and never went back
Randy
Wow
Sassy
She kept trying to get me to return,
then she tried to get others to entice me
I never answered any of them
Randy
Oh boy. That is rough.
Church politics are weird
Sassy
Yup
My niece was born two days after I left
So I focused on her and the project
Randy
Fun and better
Sassy
And it all feels much healthier
The project people were so good to me while I was sick
Randy
Were you always into this sexual and if so how did you balance religion and the sexuality?
And it is odd most people turn to the church when they’re sick
Sassy
I was never sexual until after my old flame found me
Randy
Rather they turned you away
Oh okay
Sassy
Sex was something men did to me and I waited for it to be over
Randy
So you were in an asexual loveless marriage?
That is really shitty
Sassy
I thought that part of my life was over and I was okay with it
Then Old flame came along and showed me that I get to have fun too
It was a revelation!
Randy
You never came until you were with your old flame?
Sassy
Not really… I was such a dope. I didn’t really understand my body or what was what
I have learned so much since then!
Randy
Oh crap that sucks
Sassy
I am making up for it now. : )
Randy
my ex girlfriend sought me out because she said I was the only one who ever made her cum
I found it terrible guys treated her like crap
Sassy
That sounds familiar
Randy
I took care of her several times
Sassy
I have to be charitable and say most men are clueless… not mean
Randy
I pay attention
Sassy
That is the key
Not rocket science
And time
Taking more than 3 minutes
Randy
There is definitely an art to orgasms
I find it is being in sync
I can’t always hold back very long
at least the first time
Can you come while fucking?
or Can you cum while fucking?
Sassy
Usually
Randy
My cock is pretty sensitive and can usually feel the g spot
Sassy
Mmmm
Randy
I usually try to make a woman cum 2x for my 1
Sassy
Oh my
Randy
Yes I try
Sassy
For academia I went to a fancy college and got a B.A.
Liberal arts
took classes in 11 departments
Randy
Okay nice
Sassy
never had any clue what I wanted to do
Randy
The more classes I took the more sophisticated the hand waving
Sassy
But I am not my job
Randy
You seem pretty intellectual to me
Sassy
I am the practical one
My dad had three daughters
the other two are intellectual, philosophy types, deep
I was his “son” that he taught finance and baseball and people skills
Randy
Hmmm
I would beg to differ
Sassy
I am smart but in the non-bookish way
They are debating the meaning of life and
I am figuring out where to go for dinner and
how to split the bill and
who will ride with whom
Randy
I would guess that you could hold your own pretty well in many environments
Yeah but is it a facade?
Like trying to avoid have to converse about family things etc?
Sassy
I don’t think so
Randy
OK
Sassy
My mom was a farm girl.
She used to say “Someone has to feed the chickens”
That’s me
Randy
Funny
Sassy
My sister says everyone “wears a shirt” with writing on it
If you look closely, you can read it
She says mine says, “Tell me and I will fix it”
Randy
That’s good
you’re a fixer?
you’re a fixer?
Sassy
I enjoy that…
I used to be lost in it
No idea what I wanted
because I was so busy helping others
Randy
I guess it is time to focus on you for a while?
Sassy
Between old flame and surviving cancer, it became okay to think of me now and then
But I am still mostly about others
Randy
Good for you
Sassy
I’d like to see your eyes roll back in your head while I suck on you
Randy
Are you a happy person?
Sassy
Very
Randy
Wow nice transition
I like both
I am enjoying learning about you
Sassy
Sorry if that was a crazy Ivan
Randy
But am fascinated by the prospect of making love to you
Sassy
I see great possibilities
Have you seen the Hunt for Red October?
Randy
I love getting sucked off
my orgasms are very intense then
Yes and I got the Crazy Ivan
You do like movies don’t you
and have a very good memory
Sassy
I have mostly stopped going…
but the older ones stick with me
Randy
One engine going one way and one going the other
Sassy
Only seen Star Wars, Star Trek and Magic Mike lately
Randy
I mostly watch things on demand
Sorry stuck on you sucking me off
Were you sending a picture BTW?
Sassy
That is fine
I meant to but couldn’t find the one I wanted to send and got distracted
Randy
I guess I have two engines such as you
I think we could click
So I will give you all my baggage
Sassy
Having help to carry it makes it lighter?
Randy
I’m not a thin guy…
I would go with full size but getting smaller every day
My cock isn’t hugh
it is about 6×5 now
if I lose weight I hope it gets back to where it used to be 8×5.5
Sassy
I like shorter… easier to deep throat
; )
Randy
I have had 2 LTR
both several years
nice and nice
and have had 3 flings
Sassy
Good. There are lessons to be learned when you “cheat”
and I’m glad you’ve done it already
Randy
Yes there are.
It is odd
it does seem possible to love several people although differently
Sassy
Absolutely
Randy
For women I like BBW
I like big tits and big asses
and I like it loud
If you squirt I’ll faint
Sassy
I have twice
Randy
…. it is a fantasy of mine
Sassy
It was weird
Randy
usually it is a very intense orgasm
Sassy
It wasn’t like an orgasm… it was…
like when you eat too much sugar and there is this hot rush and then
a crash
Randy
Oh
SO not so great
Sassy
The guy had read somewhere how to make it happen and I didn’t believe it
It was almost like his pushed a button inside me and GUSH
Randy
hmmmm
Sassy
He was elated
Randy
I’ll bet
Sassy
I was happy to make him happy
Randy
Hey when do you usually leave work
Sassy
but it was weird
5 pm
Randy
Ok
Sassy
But can get out earlier for “a doctor’s appointment”
Randy
Maybe drinks Wednesday 5:30
Summer shack?
Sassy
Sure
when
Randy
This Wednesday?
Sassy
Seems doable
Randy
Anxious to see where this goes
and hopefully I’m not too short
Sassy
If you are taller than I am, we’re fine
Randy
I’m 6’4″
Sassy
I’m 5’8
Randy
Nice
Kissing okay?
Oh and I’m 52
People often don’t believe it though
Sassy
I just turned 57
Randy
Ok
You look great
I can’t believe your husband leaves you alone
We would make love every morning
Sassy
Mmmm
and twice on Sundays?
Randy
Yes please
Sassy
: )
Randy
I took my grandfather to the doctor’s office for his checkup.
The doctor told him he was very healthy and asked how he did it.
My grandfather replied, “no more than twice a day,
only once on the weekends.”
I was 18 and was shocked but still laugh about that
Sassy
Wow!
Randy
Yes.
Oh and short dick
I meant the little man
Some women like large
many not
Sassy
I prefer average
Randy
It is thickish though
Oh and why the foot pic?
Sassy
Something different
memorable
See if you will do what I ask?
Randy
Oh I will… anything
I thought it might be a check if I take care of myself
Sassy
Busy weekend for you?
Randy
Doing some work around the house,
going places for the kids,
wife has work party
You?
Sassy
Burying my mother tomorrow,
lunch with the entire family…
entertaining cousins Sunday morning.
Randy
I am so sorry to hear that
was this expected?
12:00 AM Sassy
Thank you.
In general, yes… the particular day no
It was time though… She was miserable, in a lot of pain.
good she is at peace
She died in June
we were waiting for a time the cousins could be here to bury her ashes
Randy
oh? why so long if I may ask
oh ok
I am sorry for you.
I hope you have many happy memories to carry you through your days
I hope you have many happy memories to carry you through your days
Sassy
OH I do.
Your parents still around?
Randy
That is very good
Yes my mom has cancer
although appears to be in remission but she has wasted the gift of time she has been given.
My dad is still around but we don’t speak
Sassy
Is that hard for you or a healthy thing?
Randy
It is a healthy thing
he is a horrible person
Sassy
Ah…
Randy
Dearest I have thoroughly enjoyed chatting with you
but I am about to turn into a pumpkin
You are a very special woman and
I am intrigued by you on so many levels
Emotional, intellectually and sexually
Sassy
I was just typing you are a very special man!
Randy
thx
I can only imagine that being with you would be magical
Sassy
I have to be offline between about 10:15 and 2:15 pm tomorrow but should be around otherwise
Randy
ok. I look forward to chatting with you more. Maybe more pictures
Sassy
Is it okay to ping you whenever and you’ll answer when you can?
Randy
I am very much looking forward to getting to know you better
Yes absolutely. I am very good at being secretive
Sassy
Same here
Sleep well!
Randy
All my stuff is locked,
Phone and email
Sassy
Mwah!
Randy
You too
good night
Dear… Grace?
I’m going to keep guessing…
Sassy
Ha!
Randy
xxxoooxxx
Place this quote:
“Well, she may wander into my dreams. Wouldn’t it be nice, if I could call her by name and pretend we’ve met before? I’ve waited a long time for such a lady.”
LadyHawke
Sassy
Never seen that one
Randy
Yes I am a romantic
Oh it’s good
Sassy
You are so sweet
Randy
Good night dear anonymous nymph who steals my breath.
I shall anxiously await our next exchange
With great yearning in my spirit
I will need to empty my manhood of passion before retiring.
I am very grateful for that.
Sassy
MMmmm
Randy
So with a kiss on your cheek,
a whisper word of hope in your ear, someday,
and a brush down your back
I say good night
I will very much look forward to our next conversation.
Sassy
Wow… you turn into a flowery bard after midnight!
Randy
Yes I do dearest
and quite horny
Sassy
Hee!
Randy man
Randy
Yes
Sassy
Like the Raggedy Man, only sexier
Randy
TY
Sassy
You are most welcome
Randy
Nite babe…
I most assuredly know that your name is not Rumplestiltskin
Sassy
Ha ha ha
Randy
Sarah
12:24 AM Sassy
Would Sassy by another name smell as sweet?
Sorry… that was mangled Shakespeare there
Go before I ravage you!
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