First Skype

Monday, March 5
6:52am Phil
Movie was good. Sounds like dinner was good.  The other women not so much. I have busy days coming up and then a little adventure to the beach. Hope you have a good day.
8:06am
Good morning! 27 sun brrr.  My brain feels too small – work, project and home issues.  Bleh.  So deep breath, smile, keep rolling!  Thanks for pulling for me, Philip.  Have a marvelous Monday!
10:44am Phil
Yeah I know.  I have those days too.  I have the house to me for a few days and tha’ts such a welcome relief.  I am going to clean it top to bottom which will make me happy. I know how to clean and I will move the furniture and the whole nine yards. Sally is with my kid and so happy to have some me time to rock the music and work up a sweat cleaning and watch some tv, have a drink or two. Like a little vacation. gonna move a couch.  No bitching, no one getting in the friggin way. perfect. Wish I had a week. I’d have meals in the freezer for the week too. Just reheat and serve. SO easy to be organized. Ah well. The life I chose. Have a good one!
12:10pm
Hey there!  Thanks… I so need the smile and support.  H had me in tears on the drive in… Argh!  Glad to hear you’re getting a break!!  Lucky man.  Not to interupt your solitude, but I have one word for you.  Skype?
7:03pm
Happy to say I am feeling better – having a very productive evening cleaning off my desk, working on project stuff and tax stuff.  Whee!  Hope you aren’t too lonely.
9:37 pm Phil
Had a beer with the boys. Nice to just go out. Made mac and cheese for supper. Loving it!  Let’s try out the Facebook video thing.  
9:37 pm
Fabulous! Sorry taking awhile to download software…haven’t done this on FB before
WE DID OUR FIRST EVER VIDEO CHAT ON FACEBOOK!

[I dragged my laptop into the bathroom, and balanced it on the sink.  He asked me to bend over, leaning over the tub, so he could see my ass and clit, and finger myself.  He was very complimentary!  But I was still very nervous.  After that, I watched him play with his gorgeous cock.  We had fun watching each other play and talking… then right when he was about to finish, the screen went blank!  Argh!] 

10:41 pm
Did you pass out? šŸ™‚
10:43 pm Phil
You went blank. I shot every where
10:44 pm
Shucks. But glad you felt good…
I tried to call back but it says you’re unavailable…Ah, technology
10:48 pm Phil
Gotta love it
10:48 pm
Was that good for you?  Better than typing?  Might try Skype or GTalk next time?
10:50 pm Phil
Oh hell yeah
10:50 pm
šŸ™‚
10:51 pm Phil
Much better
10:51 pm
visuals = good? Damn, you are hot…
10:51 pm Phil
Much better
Need a toy
10:52 pm
I know you’re hot, but then I see you and mmmm.
yeah… was thinking that… something long and thick…
10:52 pm Phil
Uh huh, that would be so hot
10:53 pm
hmmm… will have to work on that.  new territory
10:53pm Phil
Cool, can’t wait to see that
10:56pm
ah, another milestone.  We manage to keep making it hotter!  Whoo!
Mmmm… wish you could smell my fingers…
but if you could, I’d have a bunch of other stuff for you to do!
10:58pm Phil
That was fun. Wanted to slip my cock up your ass while you were fingering your pussy
11:01pm
mmmmm… yes please
damn,  you are so hot… wanted to put my mouth on you so BAD!
11:03pm Phil
That would have been nice
11:05pm
 here’s a quick fuck for you… 2 minutes…
crap… FB is so nosy.  They won’t let it go through.  Damn censors! 
11:05pm Phil
Where?
11:05pm
let me try something else
http://www.you…porn.com/watch/8181950/secretary-in-office-gets-fuck-real/
take out the dots between you and porn…
11:12pm Phil
Should have bent you over your desk
11:12pm
So you could see the video?
11:13pm Phil
Nope, read the title
11:13pm
heh
just copy the URL over to a browser and take out the dots, so it reads  youporn
11:22pm
Yes… desk… you… yum…
11:34pm
I’m downloading Skype… might try that next time.
11:53pm Phil
Hope I provided a little distraction
11:53pm
it was NOT LITTLE!
Was that what you wanted? 
I think I need more instruction…
and a vibrator!
have you ever seen one?  Wondering about brands…
Thank you.  That was fun.  I think it will get funner as we iron out the tech and toys!
And you are so fucking gorgeous!
12:02am
Have seen many. Get one that’s flexible and feels natural. Would be so hot to watch you with that.
Adam and eve has tons. Good quality, decent prices
12:03am
Geez I am so clueless…Will go look.  Thanks.
12:04am Phil
Have fun 
12:05am
Wish you could go toy shopping w/ me.  We’d have a blast
12:05am Phil
Loved being home alone. Me and the pets. Time for sleep. Nite
12:06am
Sleep well sweet man
12:08am Phil
Easy, very relaxed. Nite

Hands free toy joy


Monday, November 21, 2011

11:23am
Good morning!  Hope your week is off to a grand start. 

7:47pm
Going to pick up my girl tomorrow. Can’t wait. my kid not coming. So bummed.  We will still enjoy. Gonna miss the boy though

11:09pm
Today’s “Bits from that Blog” is all about your pleasure.  It starts with a Sunday morning ploy
then continues with Dick’s inventive answer to hands free joy
Here’s more info about the “Tool box” toy
Enjoy! 

11:16pm
Sad about no boy… is he okay?  But yay for your girl!  Wowzers!   Have a marvelous time showing her around.



Anal Plug

Saturday, November 19, 2011 continued

9:36pm
Hiya kid.  Good party? 

10:08pm
This is a “read when you’re alone” thing.  More in the “Now I get it!” vein – short links from Dick and Jane. 

Start with his request in the fantasy box. 
Then he explains how it turned out.

Here’s a couple of products reviews that explain more:

A. Simple

B. Vibrations
It’s fun that they benefit both people.

12:12am
Okay, I’ll admit it.  Reading this site makes me… HORNY!  Not sure if that’s good or bad… Sleep well, sweet man.




Cock Ring


Friday, November 18

7:46am
Phil: Skipped the trip. Misserable football night. Love em anyway. Got up early, cooked for a pot luck this afternoon. Have a wonderful Friday!

10:20am
Good morning!  Gorgeous clear morning, 41.  Spent the morning so far counting money from last night.  Made $343 for the cause.  Whee!  Hope your Friday flies! 

5:02pm
hiya
good day?

5:03pm
Phil: yea, gonna go watch a Christmas tree lighting and choir perform

5:03pm
Nifty!

5:06pm
Phil: My contribution to the potluck came out moist and tender and is gone!

5:06pm
Great!
I have a free turkey I got last Christmas… I wonder if it would still be any good…
5:16pm
Have you ever worn a cock ring?

6:27pm
Phil: No I have not.  Would not know what to do with one.

7:25pm
I found a blog written by a married couple.  Very down to earth, funny, sexy.  I’m learning a lot!  It has five sections:

  • a blog of their sex life, 
  • reviews of sex toys, 
  • advice column,
  • fantasies they request each other fulfill, and 
  • hot pics.  

When they review toys, they explain why you’d want one, what to do with it etc.  Is it okay if I share the links now and then?  If so, is email best?  or here?  I never understood before, but they explain how each item makes certain activities even better… would be interesting for me to see if you think they are hot or not… please don’t hesitate to say Yum or “ewww, no”?

7:32pm
Phil: sure, either venue is fine.  Off to cook and then watch TV. May be a beverage in the middle some place.

7:49pm
Ok. They’re brief.  Here’s the one about the cock ring.  
http://reviews.dick-n-jane.com/2009/09/imperial-metal-cock-ring-gear.html  

Please give me some hint as to what you think?  so I know what other links to send… or not… want it to be fun, sexy, not weird you out.  We’ve usually had relatively similar tastes but you’re welcome to let me know if not… NOT thinking of buying anything, just interesting to think about them, enhance scenarios, learn stuff etc.

8:23pm
Phil: Wow, very hot. The cock ring sounds like fun. That couple is sexy as hell. Made my dick jump to attention.

8:27pm
What else did you look at?
Yay!  I’m always glad to give you a lift. 

8:35pm
Phil: Couple vacation pics and little short blurbs.

8:35pm
Oh, yes… their talk about their vaca was wicked hot. 
You might like the recent hot pics. 
http://hotpics.dick-n-jane.com/
Not sure why, but the first hot pic reminds me of us as kids… maybe his hair and the worshipful look on their faces?  And of course, where his hands are.  


9:28pm
No actual memory but there’s a “snapshot” of me bare to the waist and you looking at me in wonder… where were we?  Camp?  Church? 
12:04am
If you see anything there you want added to the “fuck-it” list, let me know.    Sweet dreams, kid. 

12:43am
Phil: That was camp. On the ball field. Had a handful of your tits. Like grapefruits they were


Strap On chat

Tuesday, April 19
8:01 am Good morning!  48, gray, but I feel sunny.  Have a great day!
9:43 am Phil: Good morning!  Great breakfast at [restaurant name].  Good start!
9:57 am Ooh!  Great menu.  What did you order?
9:58 am i.e., was there bacon?  šŸ™‚
10:00 am Phil: I had eggs benedict with chorizo and hash browns.  Fabulous!
10:03 am Mmmmmā€¦ chorizo.  Wow.  And off base!  Yay!
10:05 am Phil:  I never get off base.  Actually went someplace by myself.  Was awesome!
10:29 am Tempting to say ā€œcall me when you do that!ā€ But Iā€™m sure you have some good reason why not.  And I am not greedy!   šŸ™‚
11:09 am Really boring staff meetingā€¦ Working on another story in my mind.   šŸ™‚
5:47 pm Phil: My office.  Note the photos front and center [photo of his office]
6:22 pm Phil: Fine for you to look up at while you are coming in my mouth
6:26 pm Damn, that photo sets off about six different scenarios
6:31 pm I still say youā€™re hotter than Namath.   šŸ™‚
6:36 pm Phil: Ha!
7:18 pm Phil Hello [photo of his erect cock]
7:18 pm Phil: [photo of his front from above]
7:18 pm Phil: [photo of his neck]
7:20 pm  What do you want me to photograph and send?
7:23 pm damn, you are so hot!  You are setting me on FIRE!
7:25 pm Phil: What ever you like.   šŸ™‚
7:26 pm Phil: LOL
7:39 pm The flip side [photo of my back side]
7:40 pm Sassyā€™s got back? [another photo of my back side]
7:41 pm Phil: Hey girl!  Go Team [photo of his smiling face]

7:44 pm Phil:  I love your back!  Very nice!
7:52 pm Full frontā€¦. [photo of me from the neck down]

7:58 pm Thereā€¦ that was wicked scary.  But I did it!  Hope they do something for youā€¦.
8:00 pm Phil: Made my cock jump to attention!
8:00 pm Phil: Pussy with fingers inside
8:12 pm Mmmmā€¦ wish it was your fingers [Photo of my slit with fingers inside]
8:14 pm Sorry that took awhileā€¦ I got um distracted and started breathing heavy for some reasonā€¦
8:22 pm Did you faint?
9:03 pm Phil: Nice, very nice.  Off to a meeting, smiling.
10:28 pm Phil: Nice Sass, all very very hot!
10:30 pm Rawr!
10:30 pm Phil:  Look at you all naked!
10:31 pm I took my clothes off for you.
10:32 pm Phil: That pussy deserves a hard cock, fucking the hell out of it and to be filled with hot spurts of cum
10:32 pm Phil: I know and I loved it šŸ™‚
10:32 pm yes, pleaseā€¦
10:32 pm your photos inspired meā€¦.
10:34 pm Phil: Cool!
10:34 pm Phil: Loved it this much!  [photo of his cock from below]
10:35 pm Phil: Cool!
10:35 pm oh, myā€¦ I want to touch you so much.
10:36 pm about to break in halfā€¦. Insides rocking.  Damn.
10:37 pm Phil: Taken a second ago, standing in the kitchen
10:37 pm Hee!
10:38 pm Is Sally away?
10:38 pm Phil: In the other room.  House is friggin huge
10:38 pm Heh
10:39 pm bad boy.  I adore youā€¦.
10:39 pm Phil: walking around with this little boner
10:39 pm not so littleā€¦
10:40 pm Phil: very average but functional
10:40 pm Damnā€¦ wants to eat that!
10:41 Perfect fit for my placeā€¦
10:41 pm And furry.   šŸ™‚
10:42 pm Phil: Youā€™ve got a tight little pussy.  Got me off in no time, several times
10:42 pm Phil: Ha ha, would love to cum down your throat
10:43 pm Phil:  šŸ™‚  šŸ™‚
10:44 pm You are so revved upā€¦
10:48 pm You make me feel so good!
10:48 pm Dripping againā€¦mmmmm
10:50 pm Phil: Good, finger that wet pussy again!
10:50 pm Phil: Rub that clit, cum for me baby
10:53 pm I need you in thereā€¦ deep.
10:55 pm Phil: Pounding that pussy, hard and fast.  Long deep strokes
10:56 pm Phil: Balls slapping against your ass
10:57 pm Oh, yeahā€¦ thatā€™s what mmmmm
10:58 pm Phil: Feel those muscles tighten, feel that pussy clench as it grasps my cock, yea, milk that cum out of my cock
10:58 pm Phil: Take it all, every drop
10:59 pm fuck meā€¦ give it all
11:00 pm make me shake
11:00 pm Phil: Oh yeah girl, fucking the hell out of you, take this cock, ummm, pounding your pussy, take it
11:01 pm Phil: Cum on Sass, grind that pussy back on my cock, reach back and hold my balls as they empty inside you
11:03 pm Phil: Cum baby, cum
11:04 pm Phil: Back to the kitchen, hope you got off Sass
11:04 pm oh itā€™s happeningā€¦ you are making me pour
11:04 pm and scream
11:04 pm and shake all over
11:07 pm Phil: oh yeah babe, cum for me, love it, scream, shake, moan, now roll over and let me take that tight ass
11:07 pm You rock my world kid
11:07 pm mmmmm.. itā€™s yoursā€¦.
11:07 pm Phil: My cock is already wet from your juices, they have run down your ass
11:08 pm Phil: Gimme that hot ass, let me fuck that tight hole
11:09 pm Pull me onto that hot cock
11:10 pm Phil: Oh yes, pushing into that tight ass, damn that feels good
11:10 pm Phil: Not gonna last long here
11:11 pm Phil: Wanted to fuck this ass from the first time I held it years ago
11:11 pm I canā€™t stay still when you talk so hot.  Fill it
11:12 pm Phil: Fucking that hot ass hole, slapping your ass
11:12 pm Phil: Going to fill you with cum again
11:12 pm Phil: Damn, so hard, dripping cum every where
11:13 pm wants it all
11:15 pm Iā€™m going to get your ass next
11:16 pm Phil: Oh yeah, love that!
11:17 pm Gonna grab it
11:17 pm rub it
11:17 pm bite it
11:17 pm lick my way down the crack
11:18 pm Phil: Fuck me with a finger, tongue, dildo, anything, do it
11:18 pm then use my tongue
11:18 pm Phil: Oh god, yeah!
11:18 pm might have to get out the strap-on dick
11:19 pm put you under me
11:19 pm Phil: Damn baby, thatā€™s kinky but I like it
11:19 pm raise your leg up and slip it inside
11:20 pm Phil: Fuck me girl!
11:20 pm oh yeahā€¦ get a nice rhythm going
11:21 pm Press it in and out
11:24 pm sending a photo to email so you can see exactly what I mean.

From: Sassy Girl 
Subject: Equipment use
Date: April 19, 2011 11:24:27 PM EDT
To: Phil

11:25 pm Phil: oh yeah, fuck me!
11:25 pm It is kinky, but you would burn with itā€¦
11:26 pm kiss you, fuck you until you
11:28 lose your mind with pleasure
11:28 pm Phil: Put it right there!  [photo of his ass hole]
11:28 pm Phil: [another photo of his hole]

11:29 pm Damn, you have such a gorgeous ass!
11:30 pm Iā€™m going to fill it with warm metalā€¦.
11:30 pm fuck it
11:30 pm then stop
11:31 pm until you beg
11:31 pm then start again slow
11:31 pm pumping
11:32 okay?
11:33 pm Phil: Oh, damn, fuck me girl, fuck me
11:34 pm say pleaseā€¦ šŸ˜‰ 
11:34 pm Phil: oh yeah, oh hell yeah, 
11:34 pm I will go deeper
11:34 pm and deeper
11:35 pm and twist it
11:36 pm you can stroke your cock in sync, if your hand isnā€™t shaking too much
11:38 pm itā€™s going to fill you like youā€™ve never been filledā€¦
11:38 pm tight
11:38 pm warm
11:39 pm in and outā€¦.
11:40 pm you will be penetratedā€¦ Poundedā€¦.
11:41 that should make you smile.
11:41 pm Phil: oh god, yeah, stroking my cock, my ass full, oh damn please please, deeper, harder, fuck me
11:43 pm Phil: oh yeah
11:46 pm You deserve itā€¦ to feel so full so fucked so hot
11:48 pm my tongue in your mouth, your hand on your cock and my stiff dick buried in your ass
11:50 pm Phil: Always been a fantasy to be fucked with a strap on
11:51 pm that photo should be good for some funā€¦.
11:52 pm Really?  Canā€™t believe I hit on that at random
11:52 pm Phil: Loved it!
11:53 pm you should tell me moreā€¦ I can help. šŸ˜‰
11:58 pm Oof.  That was wild
11:58 pm damn what a pair we are
11:59 pm Crap I have to sleepā€¦ running a huge reception tomorrow
12:00 am you okay?
12:01 pm Sleep well.  Dream of a tall dark woman with metal onā€¦
12:02 am Phil: Iā€™m fine, spent, night Sass.  That was hot as fuck!
12:12 am Phil: Love the pick.  Love it.  Think there would be cum everywhere!
[65 texts today!]