February 18, 2015 Wednesday
From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: Wed, 02/18/15 at 6:11 AM
Re: connection
Hey there Sassy girl,
There’s another Sassy deep inside
Bring out all the love you hide and, oh,
what a change there’d be
the world would see a new Sassy girl!
what a change there’d be
the world would see a new Sassy girl!
That was part of a song by the Seekers from 1966. I realize that my Beatnik comments were bit on the nose as well. Funny I learned most of my Beatnik lingo from a Dartmouth man, class of 74. BTW never have relations with a Dartmouth man. That is some nastiness that won’t wash off!
I’m trying to say I am the yummy (I hope!) 49 year old that you expect. I am a freshly minted 49 year old, in fact.
Oh, and I weigh more than my AM weight. I also will never cum in your mouth. Okay, yes I will. Frequently…but I will never grab both sides of your head and pull you onto me in a moment of spectacular, earth shaking ecstasy. Ok, yes I will. Frequently.
I really don’t care how old you are. In fact when you are truly old I’ll visit you in the nursing home to pull your head onto me for a moment of spectacular, earth shaking ecstasy. Wait, did I say that already?
I appreciate your concern about my privacy. I have that very well covered. This will be clear to you when you get to know me better. My rich online presence also dead ends. Even my employer does not know where I actually live.
Last night I had to put the phone down quick and lost my work. Too bad, I had created a really nice email for you!
MIT was a great guess! Alas, I never walked the hallowed halls of MIT. I do know some folks that did.
UNH. This I liked the most. I must have spelled something wrong, or misused the possessive form of “your”! I always tell wifey that you can take the boy from the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park from the trailer park boy. A tongue twister, eh?
The gay man in FL. Between your pre-pubescent lady parts, and that sweet mouth of yours you could extract the gay right out of him. Yes, I went there 😉
We need to talk in person to cover the rest.
Have a terrific day in paradise. I wish I were there.
X O
-Jim
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: Wed, 02/18/15 at 7:02 AM
Re: connection
Please read the other message first.
To answer the question about security holes:
I think I know about where you live. You live very near where you work. But not many specifics jump out. From an OPSEC standpoint you are in pretty good shape. So, if you do want to place me in a love nest that will be fine.
I also want to point out that you are very close with your assessment of me.
I am that fine risotto from a very dark place. I am so flattered that your subconscious mind is exploring me.
I am a good guy…to the extent that I can be hooking up with a godless whore like you.
I am really nice. I saw to that long ago.
-Jim
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: Wed, Feb 18, 2015 at 7:46 AM
Subject: Re: connection
So I logged into AM,
I changed my personal ad,
and though I’m nobody’s poet,
I thought it wasn’t half bad.
So check it out when you have a chance.
Oh, and order a virgin pina colada later, and think of me as you drink it.
If you could run your tongue around the rim of the glass once, or twice, I would be very greatful.
🙂
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Wed, 02/18/15 at 3:24 PM
Re: connection
wow. no man has changed his profile like that! You’re off the market before you meet me? Careful not to get ahead of things…might jinx us?
I’m mostly on AM helping friends with their profiling or reading profiles of men they’re considering, so don’t be jealous.
Thank you for the AM gift! I never get them here or in real life! Very special thought
Gotta catch a boat!
Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: Wed, Feb 18, 2015 at 4:51 PM
Subject: Happy New Year!
Happy New Year, Sassy!
XO
Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Wed, 02/18/15 at 4:54 PM
Re: Happy New Year!
just back at the hotel! Tell me why you chose your profile name?
Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: Wed, 02/18/15 at 4:55 PM
Re: connection
LOL!
I’m trying to communicate a “championsheep” scarcity in the marketplace to stoke demand!
Speaking of friends, not another soul knows anything about this. I am very good at holding back information. That said, if you decide you want to pass me around to your friends I’m up for that. I will want you there to supervise as a sexy quality assurance measure.
Have a nice ride, Sassy….
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Sent: Wednesday, February 18, 2015 5:24 PM
Subject: Re: Happy New Year!
You made it! I think you need some time to rest after this vacation. It sounds like lots of fun.
I thought of the screen name quickly when I signed up.
My intent is a juxtaposition two roles in my life. On the one hand I am champion, a “stand up guy” and “solid citizen”. On the other I am horned sheep, courting a paramour.
I am totally comfortable in both roles and never the twain shall meet.
🙂
Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Wed, 02/18/15 at 6:32 PM
Re: Happy New Year!
Hiya Jim!
How are you tonight? You were quite frisky this morning! So fun to read about that!
I am, in theory, “napping.” At least that’s what I told my sister. I’m passing up a trip to the hot tub because I was in three different pools already today! And I have important email to write to a special NH man. You intrigue me. That is a very good thing.
I was kissed on the cheek by an 8 yr-old sea lion named Michelle (fish breath!) She is very smart! Then I kissed a manatee on the mouth (her name is Sabrina). I swam with four of them! The manatee has the oddest mouth… kind of furry skin mandibles. They are vegetarians, so we fed them letture. They eat 20 kilos of lettuce a day! Then it was time to swim with two dolphins – Madonna and Picasso. I got to kiss Picasso. Whee! They do all sorts of tricks but the waves in their enclosure were battering me, so when my niece complained of being cold, I was eager to take her to the dock and watch my sister and brother-in-law cavort. They let you swim holding onto the pectoral fins of both dolphins, then ride on their backs with a foot on each one! We had a lovely lunch under the palapa.
I am going to rest a bit tomorrow and have a massage. I never get to do that at home, but they have massage therapists on staff at the hotel, and my sister is treating me! Maybe you can give me my next massage with those big hands? You might be able to touch places they don’t.
Your screen name makes perfect sense to me. It is so much better than BigDong69, or Licking4U or so many other tacky or uninspired profile names! It can be tough leading the “double life” but if it is the only way to touch and be touched? Totally worth it!
The second best part of finding a paramour (great word!) is that you have someone to talk with now. I am a great listener as well as a story teller. Imagine being spent after some wet and wild activities, warm and lethargic under the covers with your head on a naked woman’s shoulder, and being able to laugh or sigh or even cry about things you don’t usually share. That confidante thing can be such a relief! I don’t judge unless you tell me you are a Yankees fan. I was raised as one but got over it.
Ugh… don’t make me keep guessing. Was it Harvard? My dad did his military training at Dartmouth in the 40s before going overseas. He wanted me to go there but it was not my scene.
Thank you for reassuring me about my secrets and talking about what you think you know about me. It is odd the very personal things you and I have shared, without sharing the normal things. Oddly, the biggest clue is something I never mention, but this blasted winter brought it out! Why do you think I work close to home?
Gotta run throw on a dress. We’re off to an Argentinian steak house tonight. Look up LaCapilla if you want to see where we are. My sister adores beef. You can think about teasing me at dinner, finding a way under and up and… mmmm… or helping me when I lose a crouton from the caesar salad down my famous cleavage? Oops!
-Sassy
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Sent: Wednesday, February 18, 2015 7:52 PM
Subject: Re: Happy New Year!
Hi Sassy,
My muses arrived early this morning so I was in rare form.
We have covered so much ground together. I love our dialogue.
I try to be a gentleman, but I must confess that our talks this week made me secrete enough pre-cum to fill a champagne flute. Do you like champagne??
Thanks for sneaking away to write me. I look forward to your missives with great anticipation.
The things you are doing this week are just surreal to me. It’s fun to live vicariously through you in Mexico!
So funny you mention massage with happy ending. Uncanny.
Oh, a double life. I long for bifurcation. My existence is multifaceted with only a few overlapping roles. I do my best to execute with style and aplomb. There are periods when I must prioritize those things that must never be sorted into a hierarchy of importance. Segue….
My paramour. The paragraph that you wrote about this is the most arousing thing about you. Trust does not come easily for me and yet I trust you.
I would love to sneak into your love nest. Very naughty. How often have I said that this week?
I must go for now…
Yours,
-Jim