Sassy Answers – What's this blog about?

It’s time once again for me to answer a question from a reader.   Perhaps “reader” is the wrong word, as this lovely person didn’t want to read…

Q.  What is this blog about?

A.  What do you mean?  You don’t want to start at the beginning and read every single post?  I know, you have things to do and not enough hours in the day.  As Inigo Montoya says in “The Princess Bride,” “Let me ‘splain.  No, there is too much.  Let me sum up.”

One word:  SEX!

Short answer:  It’s a very SEXY conversation between a man and a woman on Facebook.

Summary:  My first love from high school found me online after 35 years.  He’s curious to know how my life turned out, and whether the demure lady is the same sassy girl he knew.  He came at me at 100 mph, reminding me of the magic moments we shared, and trying to convince me to finish what we started as teenagers.  He wants to find out if the chemistry he remembers and the connection we made online exists in the real world, even though we’ve each been married for years and never strayed.  Will we ever meet face-to-face?  Will we hook up?

My plea: Please start at the beginning and imagine how you would feel as you get each message, day by day.  They’re short.  They’re funny.  Some even have music!  It’s a sexy, strange and wonderful story!

If you have read my blog?  Thank you!  Please comment to tell everyone what it’s about for you, or which post is your favorite, to help out those who are new here.  I won’t even mind if you say it’s the photo of my chest!

Sassy Answers – What’s this blog about?

It’s time once again for me to answer a question from a reader.   Perhaps “reader” is the wrong word, as this lovely person didn’t want to read…

Q.  What is this blog about?

A.  What do you mean?  You don’t want to start at the beginning and read every single post?  I know, you have things to do and not enough hours in the day.  As Inigo Montoya says in “The Princess Bride,” “Let me ‘splain.  No, there is too much.  Let me sum up.”

One word:  SEX!

Short answer:  It’s a very SEXY conversation between a man and a woman on Facebook.

Summary:  My first love from high school found me online after 35 years.  He’s curious to know how my life turned out, and whether the demure lady is the same sassy girl he knew.  He came at me at 100 mph, reminding me of the magic moments we shared, and trying to convince me to finish what we started as teenagers.  He wants to find out if the chemistry he remembers and the connection we made online exists in the real world, even though we’ve each been married for years and never strayed.  Will we ever meet face-to-face?  Will we hook up?

My plea: Please start at the beginning and imagine how you would feel as you get each message, day by day.  They’re short.  They’re funny.  Some even have music!  It’s a sexy, strange and wonderful story!

If you have read my blog?  Thank you!  Please comment to tell everyone what it’s about for you, or which post is your favorite, to help out those who are new here.  I won’t even mind if you say it’s the photo of my chest!

Four Quiet Days

October observations
Between Phil and You
October 1 at 8:39am
Good morning! Happy Friday! Thick high clouds today… but it feels like the sun could come out any time. 77 degrees at 8:30 am. Very warm for October! Gotta run to work. Keep smiling!
October 1 at 11:14am
Busy day? I just got done interviewing someone who may come work with us. Very interesting guy…
Phil October 1 at 11:37am
Good morning! Interesting day. Heading off to a luncheon and then house cleaning. Yuck, after my long drive. Hope you are having a good day

October 1 at 11:54am
You clean house? Hunh. 
I’ll text you when I get out of lunch… should be about 2 pm? Not going back to the office. If you feel like talking while you drive, you can call me. Been too long since I’ve heard your sexy voice.
October 1 at 7:35pm
Heading off to the pub.  

Saturday silliness
Between Phil and You
October 2 at 9:37am
Good morning! Hope you’re having a fine morning. Gorgeous morning here! Absolutely clear skies, crisp dry air… only 57 degrees. Cold toes on the balcony. Ah, how I love October!
Phil October 2 at 12:33pm
Good morning, nice day here, been cleaning up at home, had a few beers with the neighbors, gonna make some soup for tomorrow, gotta run to the store. Enjoying my day. Hope you are enjoying yours too!
October 2 at 5:36pm
Feeling shy today… but that’s okay. Maybe I can get it out of my system before Tuesday!

Sunday fun day
Between Phil and You

Phil October 3 at 6:09am
Had a nice Saturday, looking forward to football day. Hoping for a win! Have an enjoyable day!

October 3 at 7:46am

Good morning! Happy Football day! It’s wicked cold here – only 48 degrees on my balcony this morning. Bright sunshine, clear skies… and the promise of another spectacular October day! Enjoy!
October 3 at 12:36pm
Hope your team wins!
October 3 at 2:21pm
Good game so far? Hope you’re having fun.
I just took a long shower… all clean and warm… smelling of powder! Feeling bouncy today, put on my Tigger t-shirt.
I’m off to play on the computer while my niece naps, and her parents attend a grown-up birthday party.
October 3 at 3:10pm
Been looking at restaurants in VA… amazing the array of places! Thinking about a fun dinner with a old friend on Tuesday, then treating him to dinner Wednesday… someplace he likes – fun, casual, good beer, seafood maybe…
Also letting my mind wander to sexier subjects. Skirt. Hands. Mouths. Mmmm… But you seem shy on that front right now, so I won’t go there unless you say it’s okay.
Just musing to pass the time on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Wicked boring here.
October 3 at 4:36pm
They won! Yeah!
October 3 at 7:05pm
Busy day? Hope you had fun with all the football. 
I survived the afternoon with my non-napping niece. She is not a monster by any means, but she was trying to get into stuff she knows she’s not allowed to do, see if I would let her. Ugh.
It’s a quiet night here. Hubby’s out. Hope to catch up on some TV. Have a great evening!
Phil October 3 at 8:28pm
Great football day! Big win! Watching another game now. Head back in the morning. Glad you had a good day. Rained all friggin day today!
October 3 at 8:54pm
Been catching up on chores. Not fun but necessary.
Call me on your way? I’d love to hear you glory in the win. You can even gloat about the Yankees making the playoffs! 🙂
Phil October 3 at 9:12pm
Leave about 5:00. Will fall asleep watching the game. Red Sox suck! Cost us the division title
October 3 at 9:25pm
I’ll be awake early. Going to bed soon. I can be your ray of sunshine if it’s a rainy trip. Don’t let your early start keep you from calling if you want to take advantage of this chance to rag on my town’s baseball team. 🙂


[Email to Phil 9:27 pm]

Oh, I almost forgot.  Two quick questions – 
1) Do you have an opinion about a hotel?  Chantilly or Woodbridge?  
I should finalize tomorrow.
2) Meet in the baggage claim area for JetBlue #xxx?  
Probably won’t check a bag, but it’s a specific spot to find me.  Unless you have a better plan.    
See you soon, old friend.  

Rainy days and Monday
Between Phil and You
October 4 at 5:51am
Good morning! I hope your day is off to a great start and you’ll have an easy commute. It’s pouring rain and cold here. No balcony time this morning. But I woke up energized and raring to go, so it can be a great day no matter what the weather!
[Philip called me as he drove back to D.C.]

October 4 at 7:33am
So great talking with you! I am so ready to see you! Have a wonderful day.
[Emailed Philip 8:07 am]
flight details, contact info for my husband and my sister in case of emergency.

[Emailed my husband and younger sister]
Philip’s contact info, in case he’s an axe murderer and they need to tell the police where to start.

October 4 at 5:00pm
Wow! Busy day. Got lots done. Can leave work in good conscience. Headed home to pack. Whee!


October 4 at 8:18pm
Howdy, kiddo. Hope you had a wonderful day. You watching the football? Rooting for anyone?



What to do first Chat

8:54pm Phil hey you, sippin a 7 & 7, watching Survivor Nice relaxing nite
8:54pm Me Hiya! So your chillin with the TV?
9:01pm Phil yea, nice easy nite
9:07pm Phil had a productive day and enjoying the nite. Sore from working out, been hitting it hard
9:08pm Me What’s sore?
9:09pm Phil legs, shoulder, too much on the bench makes the shoulder act up. Squats and lunges hit the legs hard. Rode the bike up hill for an hour too, gets your thighs pretty hard
9:11pm Me Maybe I can take your mind off it?
9:12p Phil you certainly could  I’ll be back at it tomorrow. Run day tomorrow
9:13pm Me It is good for you, to press to the soreness point?
9:15pm Phil yes, works well
9:16pm Me what’s the goal? Build muscle? Lose weight?
9:19pm Phil both, trying to tone up and increase strength. Means lots of reps with fairly heavy weight
9:20pm Me Do you have a trainer or work out the program yourself?
9:21pm Phil I do it myself. Been doing it a long time, have modified the program to give more flexibility and core strength. Its a tough workout but gets results
9:25pm Me Cool. Though I hate the thought of you hurting…
9:26pm Phil its a good hurt, love this kind of pain
9:26pm Me a good burn?
9:27pm Phil not like that kind of burn but still good
9:44pm Me Have you ever had surgery?
9:44pm Phil no
9:47pm Phil I’ve been a very healthy boy. now on to Hawaii 5-0
9:49pm Me YumThat theme music had me dancing.  It rocks!
9:49pm Phil love that song

9:55pm Me I am trying to be good and not interrupt you… tough to do when all i can think about is putting my mouth between your legs… heh.
9:56pm Phil don’t want it between my legs, want it on my cock
9:57pm Me I’ll get there!
9:57pm Phil ahhhhhh
10:00pm Me See…the way I was picturing it, my mouth is between your legs and that puts my chest about the level of your cock. Ok?
And that puts my ass in your face!
10:01pm Phil oh, I like that
I like that too
10:02pm Me I’m all turned around tonight…and turned on!
this can get a little tricky… doing unto other while they’re doing unto you, you know?
10:02pm Phil thats a good thing too
I know, easy to lose track
10:03pm Me You up for that?
10:03pm Phil sure, just have to pay attention
10:03pm Me dual focus…
10:04pm Phil not always easy
10:04pm Me worth the effort 
10:06pm Phil cool, like that position cause it provides easy access and viewing to both pussy and ass
10:07pm Me mmmm…
10:12pm Me oh…that is a good image… sends me
10:13pm Phil image of my tongue moving between your ass and pussy?
10:13pm Me oolfuyftg
10:16pm Me sorry… one handed typing there…
10:16pm Phil thats a good thing
10:16pm Me so much for focus! Heh.
10:17pm Phil Ha,
10:18pm Me Ok… concentrating now on you… using whatever you’re doing to match what I can do with your lower half…
10:19pm Phil I like a tongue in the same places, like gentle stroking, like my balls massaged,
10:19pm Me oh… that is good to know!
10:23pm Me i am nipping at your inner thighs just a bit… then licking my way to the center… using my tongue to find the sensitive spots… rimming…
10:23pm Phil Ummm yes, hips rising
10:25pm Me screw it, I’m going to flip around so I can get you way down my throat…
10:25pm Phil cock so hard
oh damn
10:25pm Me suck…
10:26pm Phil oh yea, suck my cock
10:26pm Me curl my fingers around you
10:26pm Phil ummm
10:26pm Me press a finger inside
10:26pm Phil oh yea, fuck my ass
10:27pm Me twirling my finger inside you…so hot
10:29pm Phil ummmmmm
10:31pm Me oh, man… i need you inside me…
10:32pm Phil well come get it, cock is hard, pussy is wet, take this hard cock, guide it inside and ride
10:32pm Me I like to ride the tiger…like me on the carousel in my profile pic
10:33pm Phil tell me you want my cock, tell me you want me to fuck you, tell me you want to feel my cum coat your insides
I saw that
10:37pm Me Did you really understand it? Or did you think I was being a little kid?
10:38pm Phil No, big smile, I got it
10:38pm Me (No one else gets it)
Figures…
You would understand that I want something fierce between my legs…something furry… hard… so deep…
10:41pm Me I want your cock, and I want your mind… just for a little while… complete, inside my body, inside my head…
pull all the fragments together… make us both whole, one amazing thing…
filled with passion..
10:42pm Phil umm< sounds wonderful
10:44pm Me I want your mouth on my mouth, your cock inside me, your skin on my skin… so hot…
10:45pm Phil mmm, deep kisses, tongues intertwined, bodies joined
10:46pm Me I can’t focus on the earlier play… mind keeps jumping to the end 
almost to the end…first time may be a bit frantic…
10:47pm Phil most likely
clothes flying, hands every where, bodies exposed, cock buried in hot wet pussy, sounds of cumming followed by cum
10:49pm Me I can see that. I want to see that!
That is, if I can ever make myself stop kissing you at the airport, pressed up against the nearest wall!
10:50pm Phil lol
10:51pm Me I am trying to decide I don’t care what people think… I am going to be outrageous right there…
But then it seems like wasting time…
Time we could be alone, intertwined…
10:51pm Phil it will go like it goes. It will happen naturally
10:52pm Me oh yes…having a grand time picturing it, is all
you know, like an athlete before a big competition, visualizing…fantasizing…
10:53pm Phil oh yeah
10:53pm Me so it just flows at the big moment
sort of like…muscle memory
I have this image of fitting together again
10:54pm Phil that works, ummmmm
10:54pm Me picking up from where the kids left off…not having to start over… natural… grown up… free to give each other pleasure…
free to touch you…
free to suck on you…. lick you
10:57pm Phil hands on tits, fingers in your pussy and ass, tongue every where, hearing you moan, watching you cum, feeling my cock slip into your pussy, feeling your hands on my cock, mouth on my cock, ummmmm
10:57pm Me
I saw a checklist in one of my fantasies… you had made this ragged list of all the things you wanted to experience and we were sitting at breakfast… checking them off and leering and giggling and circling more to do…so… liberating…
10:58pm Phil sounds like fun
10:59pm Me sorry… I am wicked distracted tonight…. my mind keeps jumping around…. antsy… pumped up… frustration does that I guess…
want your cock in my mouth…want to hear you moan and writhe…
want to feel your hips on mine… pressing… slapping….mmmm…
11:00pm Phil I love that slapping sound
11:01p Me and the sucking sound… when you go in and out…
and the sound of you breathing… ragged…
11:01pm Phil that too
11:01pm Me fucking sounds…cocksucking sounds…
11:02pm Phil oh yea, cant wait to hear both
11:02pm Me breath sucking in through clenched teeth…real
11:04pm Me pouring into me…pulsing
11:05pm Phil oh yeah, cum for me, cum on my hard cock, pounding your sweet wet pussy
11:06pm Me your 1,000 watt smile…
11:07pm Phil ummm
11:08pm Me believe it
11:09pm Me FUN!  So good…
11:10pm Phil oh yeah, 
gotta fold my laundry and get to bed
11:10pm Me I know…
11:11pm Phil too much to do, got a thing tomorrow night to boot
11:13pm Phil doing it at a Pub
11:13pm Me should I send you naughty messages to keep you entertained? or leave you alone?
11:13pm Phil then off to another bar
11:13pm Me beer here, beer there…
11:14pm Phil yeah thats the idea
11:15pm Me so I should leave you alone to get sloshed… not distract you?
11:16pm Phil will probably not be on here but feel free if I pop up
11:17pm Me Thanks.
Sleep well. Dream of the lady with the long brown hair…and the cleavage.
11:21pm Phil LOL, just out of the shower, all clean and warm, I take a lot of showers
have to be clean, won’t go to bed, get dressed whatever unless I am clean
11:22pm Me You may have company in there…
11:23pm Phil cool, much easier to get clean that way
also more fun
11:24pm Me I’d love to help…hot water can make life interesting…
11:25pm Phil um hmmm
11:25pm Me naked skin….lots of walls…ooof…
there I go again. You say one little thing and my mind takes off like the frickin Kentucky Derby!
11:27pm Phil always great fun
11:28pm Me you need to find my “shy” switch and turn it off. Completely…
Give me permission to act out… go wild…
11:30pm Phil by all means, I want you to be a dirty talking, hard fucking, sucking cum covered wild thing
11:32pm Phil I am off to bed Sassy. Got to get my sleep so I recover and can be productive
11:32pm Me g’night

Sway with me

Thursday thirsts
Between Phil and You
September 30 at 8:15am
Good morning! I hope your day is going well already. It’s a foggy morning here… tropical storm coming. They were using the word “flooding” on the radio to describe tonight. 
September 30 at 8:31am
dreamed about a car last night! I was leaning against the side of the car in a parking lot, the passenger side front door… listening to a guy. I couldn’t see him, though he was right there next to me, putting stuff in the back seat, telling me something funny. I was smiling, very calm, looking around at cars… up at the clouds. A car went by and I turned to look at it.
When I turned my head back, he was right in front of me, kissing me, pressing me against the car. I was kissing him back… deep, slow, sexy… he nestled against me. So hard. So hot. A hand under my shirt, squeezing…
Someone honked at us and yelled something and… I woke up. Oof.
September 30 at 2:24pm
Hey, there! Thinking of you… hoping you’re having a great day.
Just had a magic job moment – gave a reference for an assistant to get a job at Google! Managed to say just the right thing. Heh. I love being able to help them out.
Phil September 30 at 2:36pm
Just back from the gym. Hour on the elliptical. Whooooooo

September 30 at 4:52pm
Hey, kid. Off to pick up Thai food.  Have fun tonight!
September 30 at 4:56pm
Do you ever have a moment where you’re doing something really good, and you wish you could share it with someone and you get a little verklempt because that won’t happen? Never mind. Probably a girl thing.
September 30 at 8:38pm
Hey, there. How’s the beer?

Phil September 30 at 9:46pm
Cool. Nasty, nasty night. Rain, rain, rain
September 30 at 9:54pm
Yuck! Wicked windy here…no rain yet.
September 30 at 10:15pm
Got good news.  Just waiting on one more bit now. This is always the tough part… waiting.
September 30 at 11:22pm
Sway
Sung by Michael Buble
Songwriters: Gimble, Norman (Eng Lyr); Ruiz, Pablo Rosas
When marimba rhythms start to play
Dance with me, make me sway
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore
Hold me close, sway me more
Like a flower bending in the breeze
Bend with me, sway with ease
When we dance you have a way with me
Stay with me, sway with me
Other dancers may be on the floor
Dear, but my eyes will see only you
Only you have that magic technique
When we sway I go weak
I can hear the sounds of violins
Long before it begins
Make me thrill as only you know how
Sway me smooth, sway me now
October 1 at 12:05am
You driving South tomorrow? Call me if you want a phantom passenger. I can tell you elephant jokes. Or ride the tiger. Whatever. Safe travels!
October 1 at 1:40am
Just got back from a trip to the E.R. with a friend. thought he was having a heart attack. I hate it when people are sick, but am glad to help. Put him in the back and drove FAST. Rush of adrenaline. Going to try to sleep.

Sassy Answers – Pong

It’s time for another fun edition of “Sassy Answers” where I try to satisfy the curiosity of a dear reader.

Q.  Do you and Phil communicate any other way except Facebook messages?

A.  YES!

While the bulk of the interactions Phil and I have are in the Facebook messages and a few emails you can  read here, there are a couple other ways we interact that you haven’t heard much about:

1) Phone conversations

I don’t remember specifics, but we don’t talk about sex very much so you probably don’t care!  I am not a phone person, but we spend HOURS chatting away about food, restaurants, our travels, football, baseball, people we knew in high school, our work, our hobbies, and every other topic you can imagine.  Whenever he has a long drive, he dials me up on his mobile phone and yammer away.

Phil can talk, let me tell you!  He is a great storyteller.  I scamper into a private office at work, or dash to my bedroom, lie on my bed and glory in the sound of his voice.  Doesn’t matter what the topic is… I love listening to his voice, hearing him chuckle and having a chance to talk with him in real time.

2) “Facebook Pong”

This one gives me a special thrill.  It’s like a ping pong game or the old Atari video game, “Pong.”  For reasons that are likely clear to you, we don’t comment on each other’s Facebook posts.  And sometimes a message isn’t the right medium.

I post a status update about where I am and what I’m doing.  About 10 minutes later, Phil does the same.  Or I post a photo of my cats, and very quickly there’s a photo of his dogs on his FB wall, often in a similar pose.  He’ll post a photo of the view out his window at home or at work, and… yes… you guessed it – I post a similar shot from my life.  It’s an amazing way to share bits of our lives and say “I saw that… I’m thinking of you, and I don’t care if everyone else sees it and doesn’t know why I posted this!”  HA!  

And it’s even more wonderful when we post about something we’re doing at about the same time, and it turns out that we’re doing the same thing – eating at the same type of restaurant that neither of us ever mentioned or has visited in years, or watching the same odd video online, or remembering a historical event.  Yet another example of the spooky sensation I get that we share two halves of the same brain… a feeling I’ve never had about another human being.

Arcade Original Pong
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPkUvfL8T1I 
We haven’t done anything else… yet.  But in just a little while, we plan to engage in old-fashioned face-to-face TALKING!  I hope there will also be TOUCHING!  I still can’t quite believe he will want to touch me… but I am ready to find out!  Please think good thoughts, cross your fingers, pray or whatever else will send good vibes my way as I head off to see if we want to pick up where we left off as teenagers!  

Wednesday words

Wednesday Words
Between Phil and You
September 29 at 6:22am
Good morning! I hope your day is off to a great start. Clouds are breaking up here… gorgeous dawn of light pinks and blues. Maybe the last warm day for quite awhile…
Phil September 29 at 9:29am
Had a wonderful time at dinner, just a pub. Dinner was nachos and beer, yum. Nice to share old memories and catch up. Got home and just went to bed. I was pooped. Trying to get some work done now. Have to go to medical, have my shoulder looked at, its been acting up. Also have to do my medical screen for our upcoming fitness test. Woo Hoo, hope you are having a good one.
September 29 at 3:53pm
Started to write you a dozen times today, but trying to be good and not to interrupt your day. Hope you got a lot done. Know that I’m thinking about you. Fun thoughts! Lascivious thoughts…
Phil September 29 at 4:03pm 
Did have a productive day. Been finishing some work, got my medical stuff done, gonna relax this evening and watch Survivor, NCIS and Hawaii 5-0. Got most of them recorded so I can zip through with no commercials!
September 29 at 4:12pm
I saw the first episodes of NCIS and 5-0. Will be interested in your comments. Wish I could curl up with you and watch! though you might have to hit pause now and then for…
kissing.
September 29 at 5:24pm
Headed out! Have fun with the TV folks. I’ll hope to ravage you later. 🙂
Phil September 29 at 5:33pm
Later, have fun!

Travel priorities

Tuesday trivia
Between Phil and You
September 28 at 7:07am
Good morning! Starting off another rainy day here… feeling oddly cheerful. 🙂 I hope you slept well.
Phil September 28 at 7:45am 
I am having dinner with an old friend tonight. Hope to have a productive day. Gonna try to run for an hour and do the elliptical 30 mins and then do pushups and sit ups to exhaustion. Gotta get lean for new tour. 

September 28 at 12:26pm
Thinking of you as I walked to the bank and back.  Posted a photo of the fall foliage… all that green and one red tree.  It looks like it’s on fire.  Today I feel like the red-leaved tree…
September 28 at 12:52pm
Hotel progress – to have something, I reserved a room just north of Dulles. I can change it if we come up with a better idea. 
Restaurants nearby – big chains like Outback or Olive Garden, and a 24-hour diner in case you get hungry at odd hours. 
Okay! Now I can stop being a travel agent and go on to thinking about better stuff. 🙂
Phil September 28 at 1:13pm
Ok, looking at a hotel in Woodbridge too. Good to have options

September 28 at 1:47pm
Quiet afternoon at work.  The two hotels look similar – same prices, internet access etc. Very interesting restaurants down there, too. I leave it up to you to decide. Did you want to deal? or tell me and I can deal. 🙂
September 28 at 2:08pm
Wow… looking at hotels and restaurants makes something perfectly clear to me.  There are only two things that are important on this trip – access to the internet and you! Hee! 🙂
September 28 at 5:03pm
Heading home… have a nice dinner. Where are you eating? You know I love looking at menus. 🙂
September 28 at 11:53pm
Heading to bed. Sleep well, sweet man.

Kiss-iversary

37 years ago today 
Between Phil and You
September 28 at 6:49pm
From my 1973 diary –
Friday, Sept. 28th
Camp 
(This is it.)
[after supper]
We picked Phil up, got 10 gal of milk and went to camp. Phil and I went on a grand tour. We each got settled into our cabins. We sang, played Man vs Woman and had a worship service and went to the campfire. Afterwards we had hot chocolate. Phil + I walked out on the road + then to the pond. WOW!
His friends were right.