Left his phone home

Thursday, May 15, 2014
From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: May 15, 2014 2:41 PM
Re: Job search site
Thanks “S” (this kind of email is the kind that makes me want to know your real name–which I will find out yet! ^-^ )   You’re so helpful!  Makes you even “nicer” : ) <3 —and more sexy in a certain way to me.  That might not make sense to you…but it does. Kris.
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: Thursday, May 15, 2014 3:30 PM
Subject: can’t text till i get home…left personal cell phone at home
Hi Sassy!
I left my personal cell phone at home so i can’t text you…otherwise i would have probably already sent a bunch of texts….just to “make your day” ; ) and because i’m such a chatterbox….which apparently you don’t seem to mind.  Anyhow…here are some random things I’ve been thinking.  If you happen to come on…respond if you have time to answer any questions.  So here goes some “random rambling”:
Right now I’m sitting at a Starbucks typing this on my laptop…before I have to do some work.  I’ve been thinking of you most of the day.  Here’s what I’ve been thinking
1)  Unless you’ve already filled my spot with some other lucky guy for tonight–I was fantasizing about popping over tonight on my bike after I finish work–just for a very short visit with you someplace other than your apartment.  We could meet someplace for a snack—or I could just ride my bike into your garage and grope you right there.  Kiss you, hug you, listen to music from my bike, have you sit on the back seat (not ride on it—just SIT on it). 
 What do you think?  I know you were looking forward to a quiet night in.  But we could make it a very short visit.  I could be there by 7:30 or 8:00…and leave by 9:30-10:00.  Just a couple of hours.  I know for most guys you’ve been with in the past that’s more than enough time to have plenty of sex (and ORGASMS)….and maybe I’ll get to that point with you.  But i’m still in the stage of needing more time with you….so just hugging, kissing, rubbing your back, maybe some “heavy petting”…everything short of fucking….would be nice.  ANYHOW….let me know.  If not, I’ll just head to the gym….and chat with you later (probably around 10:00).
2)  Good news!  My wife just got hired for most of the summer!  It’s obviously only a seasonal job–but for now it’s better than nothing.  She doesn’t start until mid-June –a whole month away.  But it will be full-time for at least a couple of months–and give us a little “breathing room” for her to continue to look for full-time work when that ends.  
WHAT THAT MEANS FOR YOU AND ME (besides maybe a little “fun” spending money) is that YOU CAN COME FUCK ME AT MY HOUSE—AND WE COULD DO SOMETHING FOR AN OVERNIGHT–OR WHOLE WEEKEND—IF YOU COULD GET AWAY AND WANTED TO!  I’m already dreaming up all kinds of adventures.  Boating, biking, camping (it’s a luxury tent and i’d buy a very comfortable blow-up bed that i could comfortably fuck you on under the stars at night).  I could go on and on.  I was thinking of how I could outfit the bottom of my boat with plywood and a bed mattress so we could fuck in there comfortably—rocking gently on a lake, or bay at the Cape, or the Charles River—in broad daylight (under the boat canopy)—or under the stars.  THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES!
3)  I’m going to look at that positions website you sent….hope the “main thing” gets better (especially for you–it’s great for me).  
4)  Thank you for saying you think I write “beautifully.”  I won’t feign false modesty.  Numerous people have told me that over the years…so I guess it must be true.  My doctoral level professor commented frequently “you write well.”  Even my current supervisor at work says “Kris, I’m not cutting you any slack on not getting your paperwork done because you know how to write really well.  You just don’t get it done.”
5)  My business cell phone is a “ghetto phone” (horrible expression, oh well)…so I can’t text you on it.  And I don’t have your phone number anyplace except on my phone.  But you can call me on my business cell phone if you want to...no problem at all….not monitored by anyone…and only I have access to it.  [phone number]
Well…that’s about it for now.  Let me know if you want a short visit tonight.  It’s an “impulse thought” and I won’t be “crushed” if you say…”let’s wait.”  So let me know what you’d prefer….cuz I’m getting very comfortable with you (in a positive, secure way–not in a “bored” or “taking you for granted” way).  So you can tell me what you prefer…and it will be ok.
Off to work…VROOM, VROOM…SO MUCH FUN RIDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kris
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From: Sassy
To: Kris 
Sent: May 15, 2014 6:00 PM
Re: can’t text till i get home…left personal cell phone at home
Hiya Kris! 
Wow… you are full of ideas today!  And numbered them!  Whee
1) I can’t do tonight.  Sorry I didn’t see this earlier to let you know.  I am done in after three nights out and long day at work.  My plan is to eat and then sleep. I may be asleep by 7:30 pm.  I wouldn’t be very good company.  I’m so sorry… keep asking!  
2) Congrats to your wife!  and to you!  I hope this summer job will be a good thing.  You are full of great ideas!  I will try to be adventurous with you.  
3) I may send you some more web sites.  Maybe even some p0rn!  
4) So many men write poorly.  I am not a grammar queen but I like a message that is more than “ya wanna?”  You are one of the best I’ve ever seen! 
5) Thanks for the work phone #.  I probably won’t use it but I saved it anyway.  I am so glad you can relax a bit about me.  Spend less time worrying and more fantasizing!  🙂 
Have fun VROOMING! 
-S
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From: Kris
To: Sassy
Sent: May 15, 2014 7:40 PM
Re: can’t text till i get home…left personal cell phone at home
Hi Sassy,
No problem on the time of your response to my email.  I don’t know if you check personal email from work–but didn’t expect you to see it before after work.  And if you hadn’t gotten to it even by now…..oh well, just would have headed home.  Right now I’m stopped at a Cumberland Farms—which is a “crossroads of decision”.  I could have either continued on to see you…or go home.  I’m typing on my laptop which is sitting on the seat of my bike.  Going home now (to gym first).  Sounds like you won’t be up to chat as late as 10:00….so I’ll assume we won’t talk again tonight. 
If you want to send me porn sites….send away.  I haven’t looked at that “positions” site yet—but definitely plan to before Sunday.  If for no other reason than to “prime the pump” (take that any way you like)  😀 but also to hopefully get ideas of things we both would really get off by and like a lot.
I took a look at the project newsletter—and went to the website and looked at that too.  Both look great!  Of course, I was also diligently snooping around to see if there was anyplace that listed your real name.  There wasn’t–so I’ll just have to prompt some more stories from your childhood–and wait for you to slip. ^_^
I don’t know how long the concert will last tomorrow night–but it starts at 8:00pm–so it will probably be late before I get home tomorrow night.  Maybe chat Saturday night? 
In the meantime, let me know what you want to do in terms of how long together Sunday?—meet someplace first?—-hours available at your house?…..all that “stuff.”
Mwah!  ….Sleep well.
Kris
P.S.— Of course there’s always bothering you with endless texts that don’t always make sense.  So don’t think you’re getting off THAT easy!  ; )

So alive

Thursday, May 15, 2014
              
5/15, 4:12am Phil
Awesome!  Sounds fun!
  
5/15, 6:11am Phil
Morning, have a great day!  Cabaret is so much fun! Glad you enjoyed!

[photo of him in a dress shirt and tie, smiling at me]
                   
5/15, 7:04am
Good morning!  Up early prepping for the cleaners.  Have a fantastic day!

5/15, 7:47am Phil
You too sweetie.  Gonna bend a red head over a pool table later today. Always a fun activity      
       
5/15, 7:59am
I can’t explain how happy it makes me that you have something like that to look foward to!

5/15, 1:42pm Phil
It’s nice, just having fun together. She looks good in tight jeans though. Going to see a lawyer about what a divorce will cost in terms of assets and money. I need to know and I also need to know what I can get a place for and see what this will cost me. 
       
5/15, 2:37pm
Yay!  Great to see you taking concrete steps.  Information is power.

5/15, 2:55pm Phil
I agree. At least I’ll be informed
   
5/15, 4:40pm Phil
[photo of him at a winery his arm around Fred]
  
5/15, 4:41pm
Awww… you two look so good.  Having fun?      
       
5/15, 4:43pm Phil
[photo of Fred sitting at an outside bar with him behind her holding her shoulders.]
    
5/15, 4:57pm Phil
We are. This is so nice 
       
5/15, 7:25pm Phil
Dear god this is nice

5/15, 7:26pm
What is good about it?         
       
5/15, 7:29pm Phil
So stimulating on a physical, mental, emotional level. Body is amazing, southern accent drives me crazy. Great kisser, amazing soft hands
     
5/15, 7:32pm
Let that balance the bad stuff, get you motivated to get things done and BE WITH HER!

5/15, 7:33pm Phil
She had a hand full of my cock and oh man     
       
5/15, 7:34pm
You could have that every day… boggles the mind, eh?

5/15, 7:48pm Phil
Oh my god, we chatted and flirted for 4 hours, just amazing
         
5/15, 7:48pm
Get packing.
5/15, 8:09pm Phil
: )
5/15, 9:26pm Phil
Feel so alive and so happy to be alive

5/15, 9:26pm
Yay!

5/15, 9:26pm Phil
Been awhile.

It’s real

Wednesday, May 14, 2014
Kris: maybe you can add my wife to your “benevolent hit list/prayer list?” she’s applying to job. what would life be like if the “celestial godfather in the sky made your boss go away….and my wife for the summer?  Poor little me would be all alone in my big bed night after night with no one to comfort me. 😉 7:34 AM

Me: Oh my… good morning! 7:49 AM

Kris: too tame….u can do better than that “S”…… 🙂 7:55 AM

Me: Maybe after breakfast. 😉 7:55 AM

Kris: putting things in your mouth? Mmmmmn….ok…….dropping off car….picking up bike….riding to work today…..later! 8:05 AM

Me: Might put things in your mouth! Have a great day! 8:14 AM

Kris: Mmmmm…that would be nice too! Rode bike on highway to work for first time…..looked down and was going 90 and no vibration…..smooth as butter….safe and sound. So when do you want YOUR ride? (Going slow on gentle back road.) 11:32 AM

Kris: ….other than “never” 😉 11:52 AM

Kris: And on a more serious note….all these alleged things we plan on doing to each other….any further thoughts on when/how/where? 11:55 AM

Me: Would you like to visit me Thursday or Friday evening? Or sometime Sunday? I need to double-check with Hubby but those look open. 12:56 PM

Me: Sending you a link with job ideas for wife. 12:56 PM

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From: Sassy
To: Kris 
Sent:  Wednesday, May 14, 2014 1:59 PM
Subject: Job search site
Hiya Kris, 
I found this cool job ad aggregator for higher ed (takes all the ads posted by colleges and universities), typed in your wife’s occupation and your zip code and got a list of open jobs 
Higher Education Recruitment Consortium – HERC Jobs showing 20269 job search results. 
Check back frequently as new jobs are posted every day. Find your next career here!
main.hercjobs.org
Hard for me to go any further not knowing her credentials but maybe there will be something your wife would want.  
-S
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Kris: Does that mean I actually have to show up and have SEX with you? How bout two days….because I need so much practice? Could do Thurs but it would be a little late….7:30 before I could get there. Sunday’s open. Thanks for job search help….I’ll check it out. Looking for far away “travel jobs” for her? (kidding)  🙂 2:18 PM

Kris: Hi! heading home…..any further thoughts….whatever works….so look forward to seeing/being with u. cant do fri…..going to a concert – Christmas gift from 3 of my kids. otherwise…..I’m all yours! 5:47 PM

Me: I’m out tonight at a project thing! I’ll ping when I get home? Probably 10:30 or so…we’ll make a plan! 6:13 PM

Kris: Ok…just got to gym but it’s early now….so will surely b home long before 10:30…i.and will look forward to talking later….and planning what mischief we can cook up together! 😉 7:14 PM

Kris: I’m on…u home? 10:57 PM
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·       May 14 11:15 PM Kris: Hi!
·       May 14 11:16 PM Sassy: Hiya! So you wanna visit tomorrow? Or Sunday?
·       May 14 11:16 PM Kris: you have a preference?
·       May 14 11:16 PM Sassy: Would have longer Sunday, I assume
·       May 14 11:16 PM Kris: yes….
·       May 14 11:16 PM Sassy: Sunday. : )
·       May 14 11:17 PM Kris: how long is hubby going to be out?
·       May 14 11:17 PM Sassy: However long I tell him. 
·       May 14 11:17 PM Kris: hah….you’re funny….so how long do you want to tell him?
·       May 14 11:18 PM Sassy: How long can you be here?
·       May 14 11:19 PM Kris: long as I want….and you can put up with me…
·       May 14 11:20 PM Kris: just use the same excuse…..have to work on paperwork at office…. could see you by 12
·       May 14 11:21 PM Sassy: Let me talk to him… have a little time to plan
·       May 14 11:21 PM Kris: ok. we could meet someplace else first….before we went to your house
·       May 14 11:23 PM Kris: if you wanted to…..to take a little pressure off how long he had to be gone….but to give us more time together…..
·       May 14 11:24 P Kris: whatever you prefer… 
·       May 14 11:26 PM Sassy: Sounds good. Let me think on that.
·       May 14 11:26 PM Kris: ok
·       May 14 11:28 PM Kris: anything on your mind?
·       May 14 11:29 PM Sassy: Mostly brainless
·       May 14 11:29 PM Sassy: How your hands feel on my back
·       May 14 11:30 PM Sassy: How your hands feel on my front!
·       May 14 11:30 PM Kris: how do they?
·       May 14 11:30 PM Sassy: Stupendous!
·       May 14 11:30 PM Sassy: Sexy
·       May 14 11:30 PM Kris: good
·       May 14 11:32 PM Kris: i’m a little brainless myself…just tired from day, working out…but so glad to talk to you.  Think about being with you…touching you…kissing you – all that good stuff.  Lol!
·       May 14 11:32 PM Sassy: How does my mouth feel on your front?
·       May 14 11:32 PM Kris: what part?
·       May 14 11:34 PM Kris: almost doesn’t matter how you answer that. my answer is: REALLY, REALLY GOOD! FANTASTIC! you’re like a snake charmer…mesmerize me…excite me…eventually get me off.
·       May 14 11:34 PM Sassy: You know…Hee! Mesmerize is a wonderful word
·       May 14 11:36 PM Kris: it’s like when you were kissing me in the parking garage the first time.  I don’t know if that can be repeated, but it was like I was transported to some other place and was in some kind of trance, oblivious to pretty much everything except how you were making me feel…which was very excited and very good.
·       May 14 11:36 PM Kris: you were SO SASSY!  aggressive. groping me…grabbin me…rubbing me….kissing me……I never did that like that before.
·       May 14 11:37 PM Kris: and you use your mouth in such a sexy way!  kissing me…sometimes my nipples…suck on my cock. omg…..it feels so good the way you do it.
·       May 14 11:38 PM Kris: just don’t gag yourself trying to see how far down your throat you can get it.  LOL!
·       May 14 11:39 PM Kris: i’m going to definitely do that “head over the bed cock in your mouth flicking/licking your nipples” scene…..
·       May 14 11:39 PM Kris: need to look at that site you emailed me before Sunday….get more ideas…..
·       May 14 11:40 PM Kris: maybe try the toys….even though they make you giggle.,…
·       May 14 11:41 PM Kris: r u tired?
·       May 14 11:43 PM Sassy: Yeah… sorry… and a little lost in reverie at the way you describe us
·       May 14 11:44 PM Kris: am I making it up? I don’t think I am…at least not for me
·       May 14 11:44 PM Sassy: No… it’s real.
·       May 14 11:45 PM Kris: I could go on. but i’m tired too. how about we say goodnight and maybe chat tomorrow….if you’re free/able?
·       May 14 11:48 PM Sassy: I expect to be. Will be nice to have a quiet evening at home!
·       May 14 11:48 PM Sassy: and your words
·       May 14 11:49 PM Kris: what about my words? (now i’m fishing a little—be lying if I said I wasn’t. lol)
·       May 14 11:49 PM Sassy: fishing. ha ha
·       May 14 11:49 PM Sassy: You write so beautifully… touches me.. challenges me… comforts me
·       May 14 11:50 PM Kris: you’re sweet for saying so…thank you
·       May 14 11:52 PM Sassy: I am sweet but that has nothing to do with this… TRUTH!
·       May 14 11:53 PM Sassy: I know what I’m talking about
·       May 14 11:53 PM Sassy: And you are so… normal
·       May 14 11:53 PM Sassy: It’s refreshing
·       May 14 11:53 PM Kris: “normal” isn’t a very “exciting” word…..compared to what?
·       May 14 11:54 PM Sassy: Panties Man, Mr Scat, the Dom, the Sub, the chasers…
·       May 14 11:55 PM Kris: LOL. you’re SO experienced – i’m like a little baby compared to you!
·       May 14 11:55 PM Sassy: May you avoid all that crap
·       May 14 11:55 PM Sassy: I learned something from each one, but I could skip most of it!
·       May 14 11:56 PM Kris: well…I hope you get something out of me. I worry about it a little….
·       May 14 11:56 PM Sassy: I had a revelation today
·       May 14 11:56 PM Kris: oh?
·       May 14 11:57 PM Sassy: I may try to get you to talk more…
·       May 14 11:58 PM Kris: when we’re having sex?
·       May 14 11:58 PM Sassy: yes
·       May 14 11:58 PM Kris: like what?
·       May 14 11:58 PM Sassy: bring out Bad Kris
·       May 14 11:58 PM Kris: you want me to talk dirty to you?
·       May 14 11:59 PM Sassy: might try that
·       May 14 11:59 PM Kris: tell you how much I want to fuck you?
·       May 15 12:00 AM Sassy: mmmm
·       May 15 12:00 AM Sassy: what you’re going to do… how you feel when I do stuff…
·       May 15 12:00 AM Sassy: If it’s not too distracting
·       May 15 12:02 AM Kris: I’ll try anything. the worst that can happen is…nothing happens…doesn’t work. but we seem to be getting a little more comfortable willing to try some things. for me it’s about my insecurity that you would dump me if you didn’t get enough out of it soon enough…..but it seems you want to keep me around for awhile…..maybe “traninable material’. LOL
·       May 15 12:05 AM Sassy: Maybe you can pretend I’m your bike
·       May 15 12:05 AM Kris: I can easity tell you how good it feels when you do certain things….and I won’t be faking it…..it will be real…..because what you do feels fantastic…..and I’ll be happy to talk more about it when it’s happening. I don’t think it will be distracting…..might just add to the excitement, pleasure, horniness…
·       May 15 12:06 AM Kris: omg…give me a break….the bike is fun….but I don’t want to fuck it!
·       May 15 12:06 AM Sassy: I mean – how you feel on your bike. Hot, in control, master
·       May 15 12:06 AM Kris: but I WOULD like to get you on it for a gentle, safe, slow ride
·       May 15 12:06 AM Kris: oh…I see…. ok…..
·       May 15 12:07 AM Kris: you want me to ravage you?
·       May 15 12:08 AM Sassy: sometimes
·       May 15 12:08 AM Sassy: If you like ravaging
·       May 15 12:08 AM Kris: just don’t fall down so that I can’t get you up…which happened to me on my bike again today….in the middle of the street!  Two guys passing by stopped to help me put it back up on two wheels….it weighs fucking 850 pounds.
·       May 15 12:09 AM Sassy: Oh dear
·       May 15 12:10 AM Kris: i’m great at high speeds…..it’s at really low speeds around corners that I need to learn the balancing thing…..that probably doesn’t instill a lot of confidence in my goal to get you on it….but by that time (if it ever happens) – I’ll be confident that you’d be safe and I know what i’m doing.
·       May 15 12:11 AM Kris: back to sex……hot and heavy is good…..but it’s “in my head”……whether it’s a turn on to me or not……but I think you like it that way particularly…..am I wrong?
·       May 15 12:12 AM Sassy: I have different moods…
·       May 15 12:13 AM Sassy: I do like being pounded somedays.  Other days… slow, gentle, ramp up slowly
·       May 15 12:14 AM Kris: I’ll try to accomodate dear… 
·       May 15 12:15 AM Kris: I just stood up to get a power cord to plug in my laptop so it wouldn’t die….
·       May 15 12:15 AM Kris: when I did…..
·       May 15 12:16 AM Kris: I felt wetness on the tip of my cock – pre-cum seminal fluid leaking a little into my underpants. THAT’S what you do to me. and I’ll keep telling you and talking to you and feeding that fertile little imagination of yours…..if that helps.
·       May 15 12:17 AM Kris: but listen…we need to say goodnight…even though all this sex talk is fun…and hope to chat tomorrow…ok?
·       May 15 12:18 AM Sassy: Yes indeed
·       May 15 12:19 AM Sassy: Sleep well
·       May 15 12:19 AM Kris: ok…I’ll try to get home early if possible….but may be 10…sleep well, sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite…Mwah!….
·       May 15 12:20 AM Sassy: Mwah!

Cheesecake

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

5/14, 4:36am Phil
Morning!

[photo of his naked chest and shoulders with a big smile]
5/14, 7:45am
Good morning hot stuff!
    
5/14, 9:38am Phil
Morning!
       
5/14, 10:29pm Phil
Meeting the pretty lady again tomorrow. Hope you had a terrific day!

5/14, 10:47pm
Yay!  Had a super fun night at a cabaret!   Great singers, a dancer, comedians.  And NY cheesecake!  Smooth and tasty like you!

Unflapped

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Kris: HI Sexy Sassy! Enjoy another “bitchy-boss-free” day at work today! Riding my bike now instead of my car…even to work. Tough male teens I work with will be “wowed”…they know about it and have been wanting to see it. Can’t wait to show it to you…even though it’s not your thing…cuz you”re such a sweet “stroker” (say nice things all the time, cheer on–even stuff you’re really not all that interested in). AND you’re an awesome stroker of “other things” too. 😉 9:22 AM

Me: Hiya hot stuff! So glad you are not dead. And having such fun riding! I look forward to stroking the bike and other things soon. 12:35 PM

Kris: 🙂 I love your choice of words sometimes. Like yesterday…when u said: “I’m not finished with you yet, Mister…”. “Mister” made me laugh…like a kid getting a scolding or “stern talking to”…..just made me laugh! I’m shopping for a different helmet right now…one I bought doesn’t fit. If I can get one in next hour will ride bike to work today…they’ll all think it’s cool….some people would be “put off” by scary-looking old dude on Harley dressed from head to foot in black leather for work….LOL! Hope your day’s going good. Miss u…hope to see u soon. 12:57 PM

Kris: got a cool leather “skull cap” helmet…gonna get my left ear pierced again….any ideas for an earring?….thinking what I used to have….small hanging gold cross 7:16 PM

Me: Oh my! Leather, gold… you are doing it up! I was thinking of nibbling your earring… 7:33 PM

Me: You can look thru my cache of earrings – I never change mine! 7:35 PM

Kris: :)…. did u have dinner w mom? 8:16 PM

Me: Yes. She signed the papers to sell her car, so I’ve been posting all over to find a buyer. 9:10 PM

Kris: on my way to my mom’s…b home late…..you’re a good daughter….but such a naughty girl! 😉 9:25 PM

Me: Your mom okay? Ha ha… good… bad… all parts of me! 9:42 PM

Kris: yes….I’m the “poor relation” right now…borrowing money….she knows what it’s like….she was very rich….then my dad lost it all….now she’s got money….is happy to help….I write promissory notes and pay her back with interest….just hate being in this spot….even if only temporary…..just leaving her house now…b home at 11:15. Mwah! 9:58 PM

Kris: unlikely I’ll “freak you out” this late into our relationship…..”unflappable” as you are….but there’s been something I’ve been thinking all day….so I just pulled over to type this: I’ve been thinking you have a part of me and know me in a way only you know…..and the other thing: I hope I can please you. That’s it. Two things…both of which I fully expect you’ll “take in stride”….like everything else. Big smile 🙂 10:32 PM

Me: Thank you Kris. You make me feel very special. Not sure why you think these sentiments would freak me out… sitting here unflapped. 🙂 10:41 PM

Kris: thank u…..lost for words (won’t last……will try to explain later…..short answer: lots of new/different things…not sure what “it/us” is….which is ok….wanted “different”….getting it….not just sex…..defining “affair/relationship/feelings”….you’re more “at home” with it all…..it’s all new to me. 11:05 PM

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Big tips

Tuesday, May 13, 2014
5/13, 7:34am Phil
Morning girl. Hope you have a fabulous day!

5/13, 7:55am
Good morning kid! 
       
5/13, 2:00pm Phil
Taking off early to have beers with my girl.     
       
5/13, 2:07pm
Yay!
I’m out for lunch with a temp who used to work with us
    
5/13, 2:30pm Phil
Cool!
       
5/13, 8:03pm Phil
Had a fabulous afternoon!

5/13, 8:05pm
Yay!
   
5/13, 8:08pm Phil
Had oysters and shrimp on the water while she massaged my errrr member under the table
   
5/13, 8:09pm
Naughty boy!  FUN!
 Did you do something for her?
Just posted ad for my mom’s car.  Hope someone takes it SOON! 
       
5/13, 8:11pm Phil
She wanted nothing but I massaged her feet which were also in my crotch
       
5/13, 8:11pm
Hee hee

5/13, 8:16pm Phil
Yeah, fun, waitress knew exactly what we were doing,

5/13, 8:17pm
I ran into that last time I was out with my guy.  I took a page from you book and sat on his side of the booth!  He gave her a big tip.

5/13, 8:18pm Phil
I tipped her well too. Told us she loved us. You guys were so hot and cute she said.

Still alive

Monday, May 12, 2014
Me: Good morning hot stuff! Hope you have a marvelous Monday! 8:03 AM

Kris: Good morning to you sexy Sassy! Your text puts a smile on my face…nice way to start the day! 8:36 AM

Me: Busy day for you? So beautiful out! I twitch to be out and about! 9:06 AM

Kris: not bad…ends 4:30…know what u mean about wanting to b out and about. I will b a little…but not for fun. oh well…fun days ahead! 9:26 AM

Kris: Let me know if H is ever out…so I can come over and ravage his wife….hate not having money for other options….if u think of anything else with that juicy little Sassy imagination of yours let me know…. 😉 9:40 AM

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Kris: Goin for bike ride now…need “nutha kinda ride” too… 😉 6:18 PM

Me: Been nice knowing you. 😉 6:20 PM

Kris: Omg….I actually thought u were dumping me for a split second!  I’m at the storage area about to punch in code to open gate….glanced down at your message and almost had a heart attack….if I’m going to die at least let me get on it first! 6:28 PM

Me: Sorry for the scare! Was trying to be funny. Oops! 6:29 PM

Me: No no…not done with you mister. Farewell messages start with “Dear Kris…” 6:30 PM

Kris: It WAS funny. I’m just an idiot. Forgot who I was talkin to for a split second… YOU!!!!!!  6:32 PM

Me: Do text when you put it back in the shed so I know you survived. 6:35 PM

Kris: LOL. glad you’re not done with me yet. ok…..time to “Have Fun Or Die” (variation of NH license plates: “Live Free Or Die”—-no helmet law here either so I’m not wearing one here…just bald head in all its shiny glory!) 6:37 PM

Kris: I will text. Could be late – after 10:00….if I go to gym. 6:38 PM

Kris: Just got to the gym….after riding bike around….it is SO MUCH FUN….music blasting….. speed….power. freedom….little danger…..has it all (just missing YOU on the back!!!! plus does for me what “Sassy” does for u…..want me to ride down there and meet someplace to grope each other from 10:30-11:00 (or so). Mr. Mitty has super stud outfit on. WHOOPEE!!! 8:12 PM

Me: Wow! Glad it’s fun. And you’re still alive. Sorry…I’m wicked tired, may turn in early. 8:19 PM

Kris: Ok…what tired u….work? How was it? (still working out…just took short “Sassy text fix” break)….back to “sublimating/re-channeling” sexual appetite…and losing food packed in yesterday….which I completely enjoyed and am glad I did! If u turn in before I’m done….sweet dreams and sleep deep…Mwah!….and back rub into sleep….. 8:44 PM


Philip’s Fabulous Morning

Monday, May 12, 2014
     
5/12, 8:01am
Good morning!   Hope you have a day that changes your life!

5/12, 1:07pm Phil
It was a hell of a start
[photo of him with Fred, his head on hers, big smiles]
5/12, 1:09pm
Do tell!  You two look so great.

That does not look like a park…
   

5/12, 1:12pm Phil
Never made it that far. And yes I was naked but not what you think

5/12, 1:22pm
Explain?
   
5/12, 1:51pm Phil
I was all sweaty so I stripped down and took a shower while she threw my clothes in the washer
5/12, 1:59pm
Any smooching?
Any plan for more?
       
5/12, 3:25pm Phil
Smooching yes, a little foundling yes, me poking her with a hard-on yes
 Was very nice and left me wanting much more
    
5/12, 3:39pm
So you are still thinking this can work? Doing things to move that way?

5/12, 3:40pm Phil
Had a wonderful time and yeah. Beach Gal is happy and living her life, that’s not gonna happen and Fred is wonderful

5/12, 3:41pm
I am so happy for you!

5/12, 3:55pm Phil
Just a fabulous morning

5/12, 4:21pm Phil
She was almost in the shower with me. Want to hold off just a bit. Texted and said it was all she could do to not drop to her knees and swallow my cock. Made me smile
       
5/12, 4:26pm
Ooh… very nice!

5/12, 6:57pm Phil
She’s a lot of fun and very sweet
   
5/12, 6:58pm
Different from your wife?
        
5/12, 7:01pm Phil
Oh lord yes. She’s exciting and oh my god so sensuous and loving. Loves being outside, motorcycles, jeeps made to have her hair and other assets in the wind. We still laugh about her being naked in the car blowing me, ass up and a truck driver stayed right next to us and then Fred licked her lips, smiled and waved to the guy flashing he amazing tits. He honked the horn and drove on. That was fun

Alfalfa

Sunday, May 11, 2014

Kris: 100.7 fm…Beatles on till 9:00.  started listening to them at age 13. Almost 63 and still like. who says I have to grow up? Wish I were on my bike…or on you! 😉  8:13 AM

Me: Adore Beatles. I knew Paul wasn’t dead when I was in 5th grade! Good morning Mr. Frisky!  8:33 AM

Kris: Headed to church – All congregations joining together this morning for service in the ballroom of the Westin on the Waterfront. I’ll be there at service this morning. You should stop by….I’ll introduce you to my son, his girlfriend…and my wife. Sound like fun?!?  Alfalfa.  8:39 AM

Kris: Westin on the Waterfront. Boston. 10:00-11:15 service.  see u there? Spanky (like to “spanky” you naughty girl). 8:43 AM

Me: What did you eat for breakfast? 8:45 AM

Kris: eggs with venus juice and pot 8:47 AM

Kris: want some? then maybe I’ll see u at the service. might help prayers for boss lady to be gone. 9:07 AM

Me: Which one made you so goofy? 🙂 9:07 AM

Kris: probably both…in different ways…..take your pick….horny or crazy?….I like em both 9:21 AM

Me: You are so fun! Mwah! 9:22 AM

Kris: just arrived at church. last chance. wink. Mwah!!! 10:17 AM

Me: I am with you in spirit. Hallelujah! 10:19 AM

Kris: not sure that counts. like sex…better when you’re “present and wet” (not talkin baptism)… 10:25 AM

Kris: ok….just dropped off wife.  parking on street. time to go be holy (HAH!) 10:27 AM


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Kris: leaving mom’s…bringing son & girlfriend home…then home….nice day…yours? 6:53 PM

Me: Fantastic brunch with family, then headed North to Plum Island and Newburyport, ended up at Agawam Diner in Rowley. 7:14 PM

Me: Hubby had major meltdown, wish I’d been with you instead! 7:15 PM

Kris: Home…need to skype one daughter and grandkids in the midwest….but will be short cuz they need to go to bed. chat round 10:00? 9:36 PM

Kris: Almost done skyping. u home? online? 10:10 PM

Me: Yay! Yes! Yes! 10:11 PM

Kris: K….soon….wife talking to daughter….uoohing and ahhing new granddaughter…….almost done… 🙂 10:15 PM

Me: I saw five motorcycles parked all together outside the diner and thought of you 10:19 PM

Kris: 🙂 10:20 PM

Kris: Dragging on a little here…skyping with daughter and son-in-law….could be a little longer…..hopefully not too long…. 10:22 PM

Kris: Done….on in minute! 10:37 PM

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·       May 11 10:38 PM  Kris: Hi!
·       May 11 10:41 PM  Sassy: Hiya!
·       May 11 10:42 PM  Kris: Sounds like first part of your day went well…but then H had meltdown….what happened?
·       May 11 10:42 PM  Sassy: I’m never sure… he suddenly declared he wanted to go home, when I was trying to navigate in the middle of Newburyport
·       May 11 10:43 PM  Kris: so then you had to just go home?
·       May 11 10:43 PM  Sassy: I headed for home but there was a diner a friend had recommended. When we came up on it, he said he’d like to go in and take a look
·       May 11 10:44 PM  Sassy: He wanted to eat there
·       May 11 10:44 PM  Kris: did he calm down…change in mood?
·       May 11 10:44 PM  Sassy: Yes
·       May 11 10:44 PM  Kris: so do you feel like you’re “on eggshells” a lot….or used to it?
·       May 11 10:45 PM  Sassy: Used to it
·       May 11 10:45 PM  Sassy: You have a good day?
·       May 11 10:46 PM  Sassy: How was church?
·       May 11 10:46 PM  Sassy: How was your mom?
·       May 11 10:46 PM  Kris: yes….it was very nice. I cooked out on a grill and made all the food for my mother, wife, son and his girlfriend….and it was a nice day….weather…etc.
·       May 11 10:46 PM  Kris: mom’s great
·       May 11 10:47 PM  Sassy: Yay!
·       May 11 10:47 PM  Sassy: It was a spectacular day.
·       May 11 10:47 PM  Kris: your day?
·       May 11 10:47 PM  Sassy: The weather
·       May 11 10:47 PM  Kris: yes
·       May 11 10:47 PM  Sassy: What did you make?
·       May 11 10:48 PM  Kris: rib eye steaks and lamb ribs with barbecue sauce.  everyone loved them…they were yummy!
·       May 11 10:48 PM  Kris: corn, garden salad, watermelon and my mom made some mashed potatoes with garlic.
·       May 11 10:49 PM  Sassy: Sounds delicious!
·       May 11 10:49 PM  Kris: it was. what did you eat?
·       May 11 10:49 PM  Sassy: I don’t think it’s fair that you are cute, smart, nice, sexy AND can cook
·       May 11 10:49 PM  Kris: awh shucks Penelope…don’t make me blush.
·       May 11 10:50 PM  Kris: what kind of bikes were parked outside the diner?
·       May 11 10:50 PM  Sassy: Pear and Mascarpone tortellini, Sausage Frittata, Pull Pork Benedict on Cornbread w/ BBQ Hollandaise, Steak and eggs, Smoked salmon display, Fresh fruit plate, Homemade Bacon
·       May 11 10:50 PM  Kris: holy mackerel! makes my spread sound like pork and beans!
·       May 11 10:51 PM  Sassy: My sister hired a private chef
·       May 11 10:51 PM  Kris: I know…so I don’t feel so bad….i’m just an amateur…but do ok.
·       May 11 10:51 PM  Sassy: They were cruisers
·       May 11 10:52 PM  Kris: as in fully dressed with farings and tour packs on the back?….were they Harleys or “rice burners”?
·       May 11 10:53 PM  Sassy: Harleys I  think
·       May 11 10:53 PM  Sassy: I  should’ve taken a photo but it was too dark
·       May 11 10:53 PM  Kris: LOL…..I thought the detail might not matter….nice that you thought of me!
·       May 11 10:55 PM  Kris: I haven’t had a chance to look at the email you sent of your project but hope to soon…..see what additional “personal life of [your real initial and last name” might be revealed besides the project stuff. wink
·       May 11 10:55 PM  Sassy: Ha ha
·       May 11 10:56 PM  Kris: i’m just a big instigator…figure that out yet?
·       May 11 10:58 PM  Sassy: I’m getting that idea
·       May 11 10:58 PM  Kris: tomorrow’s supposed to be another warm day
·       May 11 10:58 PM  Sassy: How was church?
·       May 11 11:01 PM  Kris: good, interesting – couple thousand people from about four different churches. use a lot of technology, contemporary worship music….etc.
·       May 11 11:01 PM  Sassy: Yes. I’ve seen videos from there. They have an intense music program
·       May 11 11:02 PM  Sassy: My sister is UU and they do this thing of taking their youth to visit other churches… Mosques, temples.
·       May 11 11:02 PM  Sassy: The contemporary place got the most “freaked out” reaction from them
·       May 11 11:03 PM  Kris: how come?
·       May 11 11:03 PM  Sassy: All the different instruments, raucous praise songs, people talking during worship… clapping, dancing etc.
·       May 11 11:03 PM  Kris: did they like it?
·       May 11 11:05 PM  Sassy: Some did, some didn’t but none of them thought it was “worship”
·       May 11 11:06 PM  Sassy: Interesting how the kids get so stuck on things like that
·       May 11 11:07 PM  Kris: yes. I wonder if it’s the same church….the services I’ve been to are “contemporary”….. but not really “wild”…..guitars, drums, video projection of lyrics to songs….but only some hand raising during services….maybe just cuz I’m used to that style.
·       May 11 11:12 PM  Kris: was thinking about how to get back to “sass with Sassy” becoming such good “chums/close friends”and it feels very good and comfortable on that level and a little addictive and miss you when we haven’t texted or chatted but need to get back to…you know what. not to force anything or fake anything or need to “act”but just get back to it.
·       May 11 11:13 PM  Sassy: Back to what?
·       May 11 11:13 PM  Kris: ha ha
·       May 11 11:13 PM  Sassy: Sexy stuff?
·       May 11 11:13 PM  Kris: yes!
·       May 11 11:13 PM  Sassy: Okay. Fine by me!
·       May 11 11:14 PM  Kris: don’t have a plan….any ideas?
·       May 11 11:17 PM  Sassy: Still a lot to try
·       May 11 11:17 PM  Kris: when we’re together?
·       May 11 11:17 PM  Sassy: Yes. Was thinking you standing at the corner of the bed… my heels on your shoulders
·       May 11 11:18 PM  Kris: me in you….thrusting?
·       May 11 11:19 PM  Sassy: Yes.  You could see my face
·       May 11 11:19 PM  Sassy: and my chest
·       May 11 11:19 PM  Kris: Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!
·       May 11 11:19 PM  Kris: You have good ideas…..what else?
·       May 11 11:20 PM  Sassy: Remember to put my head over the edge of the bed and suck on you
·       May 11 11:20 PM  Kris: Right. we had that plan for awhile….next time for sure!
·       May 11 11:20 PM  Sassy: You have anything to add to the list?
·       May 11 11:21 PM  Kris: have to think about it…
·       May 11 11:24 PM  Sassy: Sure. There’s no rush
·       May 11 11:25 PM  Kris: I think about the toys but you seem to get giggly about them….and not sure if you’d like them or not….or which ones and how…..
·       May 11 11:25 PM  Sassy: Can experiment
·       May 11 11:25 PM  Sassy: they may surprise me
·       May 11 11:26 PM  Kris: oh…I just remembered one…..bet you’ll guess…..from last time we were together…..
·       May 11 11:28 PM  Kris: guess
·       May 11 11:28 PM  Sassy: Um… I  forget
·       May 11 11:29 PM  Kris: hint….in the shower…..
·       May 11 11:29 PM  Sassy: Oh. Hmmm
·       May 11 11:29 PM  Kris: guess?
·       May 11 11:29 PM  Sassy: You want to do more in the shower?
·       May 11 11:30 PM  Kris: I want you to use the water to get off…while i’m there watching….
·       May 11 11:30 PM  Sassy: I  dunno about that…We’ll see
·       May 11 11:30 PM  Kris: how come….what is it about it that makes you hesitant?
·       May 11 11:30 PM  Sassy: I usually mostly use my mind… isn’t a lot to see
·       May 11 11:31 PM  Kris: isn’t a lot to see for who?
·       May 11 11:32 PM  Kris: I don’t care what you’d be imagining…but watching you get off would be PLENTY to see…..especially since I haven’t seen it yet!!!!!!!!!!!
·       May 11 11:33 PM  Kris: plenty to hear too!!!!….no matter what it “sounded like”  loud…. quiet….low groan….it would be SOMETHING…………….
·       May 11 11:35 PM  Kris: no pressure. like you say….we’ll see….it would be fun for me…..maybe hard for you to actually do…..
·       May 11 11:35 PM  Sassy: I want to show you… will think more about it
·       May 11 11:35 PM  Kris: no problem….no pressure…..
·       May 11 11:36 PM  Kris: you should resend me the link to that website with all the different ideas, positions, techniques, etc……you sent it in a chat…..but that was “many chats ago”…..if you send it in an email i’ll have more ready access to it…..maybe get some ideas from it….ask you about some things…..see what you think……
·       May 11 11:40 PM  Sassy: Ok
·       May 11 11:40 PM  Kris: you getting tired?
·       May 11 11:40 PM  Sassy: Hang on… searching for that site
·       May 11 11:40 PM  Kris: ok
·       May 11 11:42 PM  Sassy: Sent
·       May 11 11:42 PM  Kris: Thanks!
·       May 11 11:43 PM  Sassy: Feels like giving you a cookie jar.  Benefits me too!
·       May 11 11:43 PM  Kris: LOL
·       May 11 11:43 PM  Kris: just checking…you tired?
·       May 11 11:44 PM  Sassy: Getting there… probably should sign off by 12 m
·       May 11 11:45 PM  Kris: k….logistics of trying to plan future meets is bumming me out a little…..particularly due to financial restraints……
·       May 11 11:45 PM  Sassy: Don’t fret… we’ll figure it out
·       May 11 11:45 PM  Kris: ok….any ideas?
·       May 11 11:46 PM  Sassy: Let me ponder… you want no cost? Low cost?
·       May 11 11:47 PM  Kris: I hate being in this position…but until wife is back to work…..prefer no cost…..limits options….hate it…..
·       May 11 11:47 PM  Sassy: Whatever…
·       May 11 11:47 PM  Kris: whatever……what?
·       May 11 11:47 PM  Sassy: Good to know the deal
·       May 11 11:47 PM  Sassy: I  can figure something out either way
·       May 11 11:48 PM  Kris: just out of curiosity….what does “low cost” look like/mean?
·       May 11 11:49 PM  Sassy: Not sure… need more brain than I  have right now
·       May 11 11:49 PM  Kris: understand…..me too…here’s a random few last thoughts……as we near the time we both turn into pumpkins…..
·       May 11 11:50 PM  Kris: I was thinking about how you said you wanted to compare me “with” versus “without” having taken viagra…..do you remember saying that?
·       May 11 11:50 PM  Sassy: sure
·       May 11 11:51 PM  Kris: you’ve only had one “experiment” to compare “with” and “without” to so far…..but curious what you thought….about the difference….if there seemed to be any or not…..
·       May 11 11:51 PM  Sassy: I was hoping the better condoms would be enough, so you don’t have to spend the money and put chemicals into your bloodstream
·       May 11 11:52 PM  Sassy: Which was when?
·       May 11 11:53 PM  Sassy: Sunday with the lobster was with, right?
·       May 11 11:53 PM  Sassy: Sunday with shrimp was without?
·       May 11 11:54 PM  Kris: sunday with shrimp was first time me in you……without
·       May 11 11:54 PM  Kris: sunday with lobster was with……
·       May 11 11:54 PM  Kris: last time was when I came by just for a couple of hours……without….
·       May 11 11:55 PM  Kris: may be too much to remember….
·       May 11 11:55 PM  Sassy: I  can’t say really… several other variables mixed in
·       May 11 11:56 PM  Kris: variables?
·       May 11 11:56 PM  Sassy: Different condoms, time available etc.
·       May 11 11:57 PM  Kris: the larger condoms are definitely more comfortable…..
·       May 11 11:58 PM  Kris: my opinion is that the viagra may help a little…..but I don’t really have ED or anything….it’s mostly “in my head”…..and if I get and keep my head in the right place…..I probably don’t need it….but will use the two I have left anyhow…..just to see…….
·       May 11 11:59 PM  Kris: almost 12…..any last “burning thoughts” to share?
·       May 12 12:00 AM Sassy: Hope you sleep well.
·       May 12 12:00 AM Sassy: Maybe think of me
·       May 12 12:01 AM Kris: Thanks!….for wishing me good sleep….and I will definitely think of you….and you think about how we can meet again soon….ok? Mwah! Nite!
·       May 12 12:01 AM  Sassy: Nite Kris

Brunch and Beach

Sunday, May 11, 2014
       
5/11, 9:32am
Good morning!  See my fun party photos on my wall.  Beautiful home on a lake… great Mexican food.  Nice people.

We’re off to another family get-together at my sister’s for Mother’s Day.  She hired a private chef to serve us brunch!

Here’s the menu:

   
Pear and Mascarpone tortellini
Sausage Frittata
Pull Pork Benedict on Cornbread w/ BBQ Hollandaise
Steak and eggs
Smoked salmon display
Fresh fruit plate
Homemade Bacon
Homefries
Sounds delicious to me!

5/11, 9:54am Phil
Wow! Sounds awesome!

5/11, 10:45am
The chef displayed it beautifully too!

       
5/11, 9:13pm

What game are you playing?!

5/11, 9:15pm Phil
Huh?      
       
5/11, 9:16pm
I see Beach Gal’s favorite painting on your FB wall… just wonder what you’re up to?!

5/11, 9:17pm Phil
Just a bit of art. I like it too
5/11, 9:27pm Phil
It’s a gorgeous nite, lots of stars. Reminds me of her.

You are the only one who would pick up on that. And her of course.

U know me too well
   

5/11, 9:39pm Phil
What are u up too   
       
5/11, 9:40pm
Just got home.  Went to the beach at Plum Island, Newburyport and had supper at a diner in Rowley.  See my wall.

Brunch was fantastic! How was your day?

Beach shadows of me and Hubby at Plum Island
Plum Island beach
5/11, 9:40pm Phil
I’ll go look!
Relaxing, spent it drinking wine and laying in the sun. Looks amazing! Chowdah!
    
5/11, 9:45pm
Did you see the family photos from brunch?  I was having a good hair day.
5/11, 9:48pm Phil
You look great! Marvelous pics. Love the plum island ones
     
5/11, 9:50pm
It was 81 here today!  Could not waste it inside.
   
5/11, 9:51pm Phil
Same here!

[photo of him leaning into the camera with his smiling face close]
5/11, 9:51pm Phil
[photo of him toasting me with a bottle of beer]
         
5/11, 9:56pm
Aww..hiya handsome!  Here’s 5 more photos from the diner

Gorgeous old-fashioned diner in Rowley, MA
Classic interior
Clam chowder

Turkey dinner 
Bumbleberry pie (apples, blueberry, blackberry, rhubarb)

5/11, 9:57pm Phil

Spectacular!

You are one intuitive thing. Don’t miss anything.

I like that. You pay attention.

I made crab cakes for supper, came out great! 30 mile bike ride tomorrow and a walk in the park with a young lady

       
5/11, 10:02pm
Oooh       
       
5/11, 10:03pm Phil
Yeah

5/11, 10:03pm
Is that what they call it these days?
       
5/11, 10:03pm Phil
LOL, just a walk in the park
   
5/11, 10:04pm
Why?  
       
5/11, 10:04pm Phil
Why what?

5/11, 10:04pm
Why aren’t you jumping her bones?

5/11, 10:05pm Phil
See what happens from there. Just a chance to see her.

I’m a gentleman. Really.

Don’t want to fuck it up.  Romance and baby steps.  Flowers.

Hand in hand along the water, like the old days
         

5/11, 10:09pm
Yeah… take her something…

Good thought… no rush

I bet she grabs you, though
         

5/11, 10:11pm Phil
Once we touch, it’s over
       
5/11, 10:12pm
I know the feeling.

5/11, 10:19pm Phil
Yup!
         
5/11, 10:20pm
You are such a sexy beast.

5/11, 10:26pm Phil
Nah, but thank you
             
5/11, 10:26pm
I KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!!! 
       
5/11, 10:27pm Phil
Yeah yeah, don’t see it.  At least I’m in good shape for an old guy. Body has held up

5/11, 10:35pm Phil
[photo of him looking sunburnt and tipsy, smiling a very goofy smile at me]