Chatting Saturday

October 1, 2016 Saturday

6:33 AM

Randy
Very nice
You’re awesome

Sassy
Good morning!

Randy
Good morning
How are you this dreary day?

Sassy
I’m good. Still in bed
Crawl in here and keep me warm?

Randy
Absolutely, would love to on this cold day
Wrap my arms around you and pull myself close

Sassy
Exactly
What do you sleep in?

Randy
shirt and boxer briefs (soft). how about you?

Sassy
Big old T-shirt and panties

Randy
Nice
I dreamt about you last night
Thought about meeting with you, giving you a big hug and kissing your lips

Sassy
Mmmm

Randy
Looking at the first picture you sent me again and am looking forward to what might be

Oh I forgot to tell you last night I am am a bit OCD with personal hygiene I brush my teeth often and try to keep things clean. Often I’ll shower before getting in bed just to wash off the day

Sassy
Interesting. Old flame is like that too.

Randy
Yea? Want to be clean to get dirty

Sassy
I could wash your back

Randy
That would be nice…. showing together is great fun
very sexy

Sassy
Imagining

Randy
me too

Would love another nice picture of you

Your choice
Nice or naughty

Like seeing your smile and blue eyes

Sassy
I’m was just looking for one

Randy
Sorry was ordering some parts for my car

Need to change the brakes today

Sassy
Mechanical huh?

Randy
I’ll need to go in a bit to get started on the day

Yes I like to do some of my own work

I helped build a couple of race cars when I was younger

I try to be a rennaisance man but think I have only made it medievil man… I think the debauchery caught me

Sassy
Hee hee
I am going to try to sleep some more

Randy
Ok maybe catch you later?
Great chatting with you sexy

Sassy
Please do
Try not to think about my boobs…too much

Randy
Is there a too much?

Night babe and hope to catch you later

Sassy
A good question!

Randy
Nite Rebeka
…. still guessing

Sassy

[photo of me in the shower]
Shower scene

Randy
Very nice I like it

Is that new?

Sassy
Nope
It’s another old favorite I dug up for you

Randy
Ty very nice love your smile
And a couple of other things

Sassy
ūüėČ

Hope that will hold you for awhile.

Back mid-afternoon

When things get tough, I will think of you

Randy
Yes it will am daydreaming of you
I’ll be on later if you need a broad shoulder to cry on or some big hugs to warm your heart

Sassy
Thank you. Sorry you had to wander in at this odd time.

I’ll be back to my most cheery self soon!

Randy
You’re awesome and I’m sorry you’re going through this, I look forward to the future

Saturday, October 1, 2016 2:05 PM

Sassy
All done, home!

Randy
How are you?

Sassy
Tired but fine

Randy
Long day already?

Sassy
Yeah. You making progress?

Randy
Gave up on several projects because it is raining too hard but did change my brakes rotors and calipers

A little tired now

How was your family?

Sassy
They all behaved!

Randy
Is that about the best you can hope for?
My family get togethers something always seems to happen

Sassy
They’ve mellowed a lot

Randy
Time does that to alcohol, friends and family

Sassy
ūüôā

Randy
Thinking of you today. Hope that you stay warm and know that you are desired

Further you are a terrific conversationalist

Did I scare you away?

Sorry?
missing you

Catch you later maybe?

Sassy
Don’t fret!

I’m here!!!!

Randy
Sorry I fell asleep
How I love getting old

Sassy
I’m considering doing that soon
I watched a movie for the first time in ages
We got a new couch recently – one of those dual recliner thingies – and Hubby thought it would be good for me to recline and watch a mindless movie

Do you nap on the couch or in bed?

Randy
Either
this time it was the bed…

Sassy
Interesting how sexy that sounds… cuddled up next to you, watching you snooze then waking you up in some special way…

Randy
That sounds terrific

Sassy
What is your favorite food?

Randy
Oooo that’s a tough one
I like a lot of things

Sassy
List as many as you like. ūüôā

Randy
Chicken vindaloo maybe?

Sassy
Oh my

Randy
Hard to choose
You?

Sassy
Lobster

Randy
Oh nice

Sassy
Spicy Chinese wontons

Do you cook?

Randy
Those are great!

Yes
But don’t have a specialty

Sassy
I make great reservations. ;0

Randy
Ok that made me laugh very nice
Still laughing

Sassy
Hee hee

Randy
I take it you don’t cook

Sassy
Have you heard of Foodler?

Randy
No what is it

Sassy
It’s an online site where restaurants sign up to let you order delivery. There are like 268 places I can order from

So click click and dinner appears
Dangerous

Not sure why but cooking is not my thing. I am so organized and efficient but not around a kitchen

I hurt myself, forget ingredients, burn things, set off the smoke alarms…

Randy
Oh my. For me since I was a science person for so long, cooking seems like a logical extension

Sassy
My mom was a home ec teacher, so a pro at cooking, baking, cleaning, sewing, entertaining… I didn’t get any of that

Randy
Yeah my monster-in-law is a terrible cook thus my wife is too
lots of yelling and throwing things.
My grandmother and mother were terrific cooks

Hang I need to get a quick shower

Wish you could join me

Sassy
Wish I could watch
Hee!

I’m going to lie down, look at naughty photos and play with a toy… might nod off but if not I can talk to you if you have the time.

Randy
[photo of him all dressed up]


Sassy
Wow! Very put together

Randy
Ready for an evening out
even have cufflinks on

Thx

Sassy
Oh my

Randy
Flash wouldn’t work

Sassy
Snazzy

Randy
Thx wish I could help with your toys

Sassy
Gives you an air of mystery

Randy
Thx
I’ll be on later

Sassy
Someday you can help with the toys

Have fun
Think of my wet clit

Randy
I will I can almost taste it

Saturday, October 1, 2016 9:26 PM

Randy
Still at dinner and thinking of you

How was your playtime?
He says a few drinks into the evening

Wondering if she moved just right he might catch a glimpse of her alabaster and supple breasts

Still at dinner and am thinking about you is that wrong?

Awake?

Ok don’t answer if you’re asleep….

Randy here

Sassy
Juat woke up. How was your dinner?

Randy
Stilll at dinner good band

Sassy
You dance?

Randy
A bit

Sassy
What do you drink?

Randy
Margaritas and whisky sour

Randy
Like to have fun.

Do you dance?

Sassy
I’ve been known to shake and shimmy
Or cuddle close for a slow dance

Randy
Hmm both are fun

Like the shimmy

I’ve been preoccupied thinking about you all night

Sassy
I was in St Thomas on vacation once, and a local took me to a club… we danced and danced… he leaned in and said “Hain’t never seen no white woman move da way you do!”

Randy
Nice. Was that the start of a fun evening?

Sassy
Yes but probably not in the way you mean

Randy
Okay

I find I have 3 kinds of interests in life all of which drive me

Physical like doing something, Mental and sexual

The balance somedays is very tenuous

Sassy
Are you tipsy?

Randy
For me I like a sexual connection where we connect on an intellectual level
Yes a bit why?

Sassy
Just wondered

Randy
A bit too philosophical?
But not very at all
tipsy that is
I think more tired than tipsy

Sassy
Did you eat good food?

Randy
yes, steak, twice-cooked potatoes and green beans almondine

a whiny sour and 4 margaritas
or whisky

It was great
the group loves to laugh so it was fun

How was your evening dearest?

Sorry I do get a bit sappy at this time of night
And very horny

Sassy
It’s cute and very sexy

Randy
Also very creative at times

Thx

Sassy
I played and then slept hard

Randy
Nice sounds good

Do you play every day?

Sassy
Hubby was out at a party with his gf so I had the place to myself

Randy
Oh

Sassy
I try to play every day…

You?

Randy
ok
So you could be loud

I used to 2-3x per day, now am down to about 1/week. If I had a little more time in the morning I would daily

Sorry I’m getting hard thinking of you
it is a bit distradcting

Sassy
I’m not sorry. ūüôā

Randy
He likes you
Horny now
Would ove to be kissing you now in my arms
Laying back against my chest
So I can run my hands down your body

Sassy
mmmmm

Randy
From shoulders to tits to nipples to stomach to lips to clit and back

Sassy
ooooh
That sounds wonderful

Randy
Yes maybe someday
Hopeful and breathless here
Leah?

did you fall asleep?

Sassy
No… I am thinking of your hands… your mouth…
setting me on fire
smoldering
burning

Randy
I am too
my hands around your face kissing you gently and then working up to deeply
And very nice

Sassy
Busy day tomorrow?

Randy
A bit – some house projects and doing some clean up

Packing for my trip to EU and 2 U.S. Cities

You?

Sassy
Day should be quiet, evening with cousin from NC

We usually only see each other in big groups, will be a treat to have her to myself to laugh and eat

Randy
That sounds fun.
I have the house to myself all morning
Will probably work outside a bit
May relax a bit too
Probably will play a bit too

Sassy
Hope the weather is better

ūüôā

Randy
I hope so too
We could play together sometime if you like

Sassy
Her dad, my only uncle, died three weeks ago

Randy
That is sad
How is she taking it?

Sassy
It’s been a weird few months

Randy
Yeah it sounds like it

Sassy
She was in the same boat as I was with my mom… it was a blessing.

Randy
Lots of stress

Sassy
I’d like to play with you!

Randy
Sometimes though people feel a lot of guilt because they are almost hoping for someone to die and when it happens they feel guilt from it

Cool sounds like fun
maybe like a date

Sassy
Two folks, making each other smile

Randy
Yes

You make me smile for many reasons. And while I am very preoccupied with sex, I find your sense of humor and writing and intellect very appealing

Sassy
You are so sweet!

Randy
Further, happy is very sexy to me. You seem like a very internally happy person. That is super desirable in my book

You are a special woman. With loads of great attributes

Sassy
You are quite perceptive. ūüėČ

Randy
I try
But I do pay attention
Sometimes it takes me a little while to process

Sassy
We have time

Randy
Yes

Sassy
Have you been to the places on your trip before?

Randy
By the way I find perceptive is very compatible with orgasms

Yes a bunch, I am working with a company there.

Have you ever been there?

Oh and I have family in some of the spots.

Sassy
One of my favorite spots in the world is the Red Rocks Garden of the Gods near Co Springs
We used to go for figure skating competitions
Skate America was there a number of times

Randy
It is a super nice area. Would love to see a concert there sometime

Sassy
I stood on the stage and sang!

Randy
Nice
What did you sing?

Sassy
A bus load of Japanese tourists did the wave

Randy
Funny

Sassy
I started with Somewhere Over the Rainbow

Randy
Domo oregato

Sassy
then Rocky Mountain High

Randy
Strong
Stronger
You’re in the right area for that
But then you knew taht

Sassy
My older sister dared me, and not many folks around so wheeeee

Randy
and again my spelling sucks
I like it

Sassy
The acoustics in there are incredible

Randy
Yes so I hear
double entendre intended

Sassy
Hee hee

Randy
Kind of like hard to see you
But I digress

Sassy
You should sleep
Dream of a beach and a breeze and foofy drink and mostly naked women

Randy
tonights cufflinks of choice

[photo of his cuffs and cuffllinks]

Just want to think of 1 naked woman

Good night babe

You are charming as usual
I wish you sweet dreams as well
Dreams of comfy bed, good sci-fi books and big hugs
missing you here and looking forward to perhaps meeting you someday soon

Sorry many thoughts going through my mind.
Good night and sweet dreams

A virtual long kiss good night and big strong hugs to you

Sassy
Sleep well dear man

Adore the cuff links!

Randy
Thx

You too

Weiner wish

October 1, 2016 Saturday

6:24AM Sassy
Here’s to the man who made me wish I was a wiener. RIP.

‚ÄúOh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener/That is what I‚Äôd truly like to be/‚ÄôCause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener/Everyone would be in love with me.‚ÄĚ

Obituary: Richard Trentlage, 87; wrote ‚ÄėThe Oscar Mayer Wiener Song‚Äô
                                  JIM PRISCHING/CHICAGO TRIBUNE/FILE 2000

12:15PM Sassy
We buried Mom’s ashes. ¬†It was raining. ¬†Seemed appropriate.¬†
I read a sappy poem I wrote.  
We’re off to lunch. ¬†
12:25PM Sassy
Celebrating Mom’s birthday with the family at The Red House. ¬† Seafood! ¬†
Island Creek oysters
Shrimp cocktail
Lobster chowder
Pumpkin cheesecake

First Randy chat – Part 2

September 30, 2016 Friday
10:53 PM Randy
Check and Check
Sassy
Smart 
Randy
I am 6’4″
Sassy
*drool 
Randy
My IQ is okay, lots of degrees
Sassy
How did you end up down that road? 
Randy
Thought about medicine, but the people there were scary
Tried several roads, finally found another way to help people
Sassy
Very interesting 
Randy
When I was young the church wanted to recruit me into the priesthood because I was very altruistic
Sassy
Are you still churched? 
Randy
No
Well not Catholic
Got disillusioned with the whole priest scandal
and the Church annulled my parent marriage after 5 kids
Sassy
whoa
Randy
Yeah
SO¬†what’s your story?
Sassy
My dad was a minister 
Everyone assumed I would follow in his footsteps
Randy
Why didn’t you?
Sassy
About 10 reasons 
Randy
That’s all?
Sassy
I am¬†not an intellectual…
I¬†don’t suffer fools gladly,
I like money
And I never had any faith exactly 
I’m¬†not spiritual¬†
I know what to do but not why exactly
I was very involved for years, leading committees, singing in the choir, running rummage sales, etc. 
But I stopped about 10 years ago 
Randy
That is tough
Was there something 10 years ago that caused the change?
Sassy
I miss it, especially around the holidays
Yes.  I helped start a community project, not religious but it brought people into the church building for meetings and fund raising
Randy
and… A¬†Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go¬†to church, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”¬†¬†¬†A student replied,¬†“Because people are sleeping”
Sassy
Hee!  
I meant for the project to bring money and people into the church 
Randy
Oh IC
Sassy
After about 4 years, I was putting a lot of time into the project
And the minister got ticked off 
She pulled me aside, said some really shitty things to me 
Said I¬†had to choose between the church and the project…¬†
She thought I would choose the church
I realized the project was my ministry now 
Randy
Okay.  Sounds a little crappy
This puritanical culture can be a little rough
Sassy
So I quit 
Resigned all my positions, walked and never went back 
Randy
Wow
Sassy
She kept trying to get me to return,
then she tried to get others to entice me
I never answered any of them 
Randy
Oh boy.  That is rough. 
Church politics are weird
Sassy
Yup
My niece was born two days after I left
So I focused on her and the project 
Randy
Fun and better
Sassy
And it all feels much healthier 
The project people were so good to me while I was sick 
Randy
Were you always into this sexual and if so how did you balance religion and the sexuality?
And it¬†is odd most people turn to the church when they’re sick
Sassy
I was never sexual until after my old flame found me
Randy
Rather they turned you away
Oh okay
Sassy
Sex was something men did to me and I waited for it to be over 
Randy
So you were in an asexual loveless marriage?
That is really shitty
Sassy
I thought that part of my life was over and I was okay with it 
Then Old flame came along and showed me that I get to have fun too 
It was a revelation!
Randy
You never came until you were with your old flame?
Sassy
Not¬†really… I was such a dope. ¬†I didn‚Äôt really understand my body or what¬†was what¬†
I have learned so much since then! 
Randy
Oh crap that sucks
Sassy
I am making up for it now.  : ) 
Randy
my ex girlfriend sought me out because she said I was the only one who ever made her cum
I found it terrible guys treated her like crap
Sassy
That sounds familiar
Randy
I took care of her several times
Sassy
I have¬†to be charitable and say most men are clueless… not mean¬†
Randy
I pay attention
Sassy
That is the key
Not rocket science 
And time
Taking more than 3 minutes 
Randy
There is definitely an art to orgasms
I find it is being in sync
I can’t always hold back very long
at least the first time
Can you come while fucking?
or Can you cum while fucking?
Sassy
Usually 
Randy
My cock is pretty sensitive and can usually feel the g spot
Sassy
Mmmm
Randy
I usually try to make a woman cum 2x for my 1
Sassy
Oh my
Randy
Yes I try
Sassy
For academia I went to a fancy college and got a B.A.
Liberal arts
took classes in 11 departments 
Randy
Okay nice
Sassy
never had any clue what I wanted to do 
Randy
The more classes I took the more sophisticated the hand waving
Sassy
But I am not my job
Randy
You seem pretty intellectual to me
Sassy
I am the practical one 
My dad had three daughters
the other two are intellectual, philosophy types, deep 
I was¬†his “son” that he taught finance and baseball and people skills¬†
Randy
Hmmm
I would beg to differ
Sassy
I am smart but in the non-bookish way 
They are debating the meaning of life and 
I am figuring out where to go for dinner and 
how to split the bill and 
who will ride with whom 
Randy
I would guess that you could hold your own pretty well in many environments
Yeah but is it a facade?
Like trying to avoid have to converse about family things etc?
Sassy
I don’t think so¬†
Randy
OK
Sassy
My mom was a farm girl.  
She¬†used to say “Someone has to feed the chickens”¬†
That’s¬†me¬†
Randy
Funny
Sassy
My sister says everyone “wears a shirt” with writing on¬†it¬†
If you look closely, you can read it
She¬†says mine says, “Tell me and I will fix it”¬†
Randy
That’s good¬†
you’re a fixer?
Sassy
I¬†enjoy that…¬†
I used to be lost in it
No idea what I wanted
because I was so busy helping others
Randy
I guess it is time to focus on you for a while?
Sassy
Between old flame and surviving cancer, it became okay to think of me now and then 
But I am still mostly about others 
Randy
Good for you
Sassy
I’d like to see your eyes roll back in your head while I suck on you
Randy
Are you a happy person?
Sassy
Very 
Randy
Wow nice transition
I like both
I am enjoying learning about you
Sassy
Sorry if that was a crazy Ivan 
Randy
But am fascinated by the prospect of making love to you
Sassy
I see great possibilities 
Have you seen the Hunt for Red October? 
Randy
I love getting sucked off
my orgasms are very intense then
Yes and I got the Crazy Ivan
You do like movies don’t you
and have a very good memory
Sassy
I have mostly stopped going… 
but the older ones stick with me 
Randy
One engine going one way and one going the other
Sassy
Only seen Star Wars, Star Trek and Magic Mike lately 
Randy
I mostly watch things on demand
Sorry stuck on you sucking me off
Were you sending a picture BTW?
Sassy
That is fine 
I¬†meant to but couldn’t find the one I wanted to send and got distracted¬†
Randy
I guess I have two engines such as you
I think we could click
So I will give you all my baggage
Sassy
Having help to carry it makes it lighter? 
Randy
I’m¬†not a thin guy…
I would go with full size but getting smaller every day
My¬†cock isn’t hugh¬†
it is about 6×5 now
¬†if I lose weight I hope it gets back to¬†where it used¬†to be 8×5.5
Sassy
I like shorter… easier to deep throat¬†
; )
Randy
I have had 2 LTR
both several years
nice and nice
and have had 3 flings

Sassy
Good.¬†¬†There are lessons to be learned when you “cheat”
and¬†I’m glad you’ve done it already¬†
Randy
Yes there are.
It is odd
 it does seem possible to love several people although differently
Sassy
Absolutely 
Randy
For women I like BBW
I like big tits and big asses
and I like it loud
If you¬†squirt I’ll faint
Sassy
I have twice 
Randy
….¬†it is a fantasy of mine
Sassy
It was weird
Randy
usually it is a very intense orgasm
Sassy
It¬†wasn’t like an orgasm… it was…¬†
like when you eat too much sugar and there is this hot rush and then
a crash 
Randy
Oh
SO not so great
Sassy
The¬†guy had read somewhere how to make it happen and I didn’t believe it
It was almost like his pushed a button inside me and GUSH
Randy
hmmmm
Sassy
He was elated
Randy
I’ll bet
Sassy
I was happy to make him happy 
Randy
Hey when do you usually leave work
Sassy
but it was weird 
5 pm 
Randy
Ok
Sassy
But can get out earlier for “a doctor‚Äôs appointment”
Randy
Maybe drinks Wednesday 5:30
Summer shack?
Sassy
Sure
when
Randy
This Wednesday?
Sassy
Seems doable 
Randy
Anxious to see where this goes
and hopefully I’m not too short
Sassy
If you are taller than I am, we’re fine¬†
Randy
I’m 6‚Äô4″
Sassy
I’m 5’8
Randy
Nice
Kissing okay?
Oh and I’m 52
People often don’t believe it though
Sassy
I just turned 57
Randy
Ok
You look great
I can’t believe your husband leaves you alone
We would make love every morning
Sassy
Mmmm
and twice on Sundays?
Randy
Yes please
Sassy
: ) 
Randy
I took my grandfather to the doctor’s office for his checkup.  
The doctor told him he was very healthy and asked how he did it.  
My¬†grandfather replied, “no more than twice a day,¬†
only once on the weekends.‚ÄĚ
I was 18 and was shocked but still laugh about that
Sassy
Wow! 
Randy
Yes.
Oh and short dick
I meant the little man
Some women like large
many not
Sassy
I prefer average
Randy
It is thickish though
Oh and why the foot pic?
Sassy
Something different
memorable
See if you will do what I ask? 
Randy
Oh I will… anything
I thought it might be a check if I take care of myself
Sassy
Busy weekend for you? 
Randy
Doing some work around the house, 
going places for the kids, 
wife has work party 
You?
Sassy
Burying my mother tomorrow, 
lunch with the entire family… 
entertaining cousins Sunday morning. 
Randy
I am so sorry to hear that
was this expected?
12:00 AM Sassy
Thank you.  
In general, yes… the particular day no
It was¬†time though… She was miserable, in a lot of pain.
good she is at peace 
She died in June 
we were waiting for a time the cousins could be here to bury her ashes 
Randy
oh? why so long if I may ask
oh ok 
I am sorry for you.  
I hope you have many happy memories to carry you through your days
Sassy
OH I do.
Your parents still around? 
Randy
That is very good
Yes my mom has cancer 
although appears to be in remission but she has wasted the gift of time she has been given.
My dad is still around but we don’t speak
Sassy
Is that hard for you or a healthy thing? 
Randy
It is a healthy thing
he is a horrible person
Sassy
Ah…
Randy
Dearest I have thoroughly enjoyed chatting with you
but I am about to turn into a pumpkin
You are a very special woman and 
I am intrigued by you on so many levels
Emotional, intellectually and sexually
Sassy
I was just typing you are a very special man! 
Randy
thx
I can only imagine that being with you would be magical
Sassy
I have to be offline between about 10:15 and 2:15 pm tomorrow but should be around otherwise 
Randy
ok. I look forward to chatting with you more.  Maybe more pictures 
Sassy
Is it¬†okay to ping you whenever and you’ll answer when you can?¬†
Randy
I am very much looking forward to getting to know you better
Yes absolutely.  I am very good at being secretive
Sassy
Same here
Sleep well! 
Randy
All my stuff is locked,
Phone and email
Sassy
Mwah!
Randy
You too 
good night
Dear… Grace?
I’m¬†going to keep guessing…
Sassy
Ha!
Randy
xxxoooxxx
Place this quote:  
‚ÄúWell,¬†she may wander into my dreams. Wouldn‚Äôt it be nice, if I could call her by name¬†and pretend we’ve met before? I’ve waited a long time for such a lady.‚ÄĚ
LadyHawke
Sassy
Never seen that one 
Randy
Yes I am a romantic
Oh it’s good
Sassy
You are so sweet
Randy
Good night dear anonymous nymph who steals my breath.
I shall anxiously await our next exchange
With great yearning in my spirit
I will need to empty my manhood of passion before retiring.  
I am very grateful for that.
Sassy
MMmmm
Randy
So with a kiss on your cheek, 
a whisper word of hope in your ear, someday, 
and a brush down your back 
I say good night
I will very much look forward to our next conversation.
Sassy
Wow… you turn into a flowery bard after midnight!¬†
Randy
Yes I do dearest
and quite horny
Sassy
Hee! 
Randy man
Randy
Yes
Sassy
Like the Raggedy Man, only sexier 
Randy
TY
Sassy
You are most welcome 
Randy
Nite¬†babe…
I most assuredly know that your name is not Rumplestiltskin
Sassy
Ha ha ha
Randy
Sarah
12:24 AM Sassy
Would Sassy by another name smell as sweet? 
Sorry… that was mangled Shakespeare there¬†
Go before I ravage you! 

p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Helvetica; -webkit-text-stroke: #000000; min-height: 17.0px} p.p2 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Helvetica; -webkit-text-stroke: #000000} span.s1 {font-kerning: none} span.Apple-tab-span {white-space:pre}

First Randy chat – Part 1

Friday, September 30, 2016 

Google Hang Outs Chat 

8:55 PM Randy
Let’s chat on Hangouts!
Sassy
Hiya! 
Randy
hey glad to connect how are you?
Sassy
I’m great! ¬†You?
Randy
good
Watching a movie on TV.  exciting eh?
Sassy
Hee hee
Where are you? 
Randy
at home by myself – you?
Sassy
at home, at my desk in my living room.  Hubby is sitting 3 feet away playing a video game.  
Randy
Exciting evening?
You write rather well Sassy.
Still there?
Sassy
Pretty quiet night
Thanks! 
Randy
I also like the romance novel stuff
very nice
Sassy
You are a good writer also… makes me feel¬†like I have a real impression of you
Will be interesting to see if you fit it in person 
Randy
Well I try
[photo of his face and shoulders]
That is a little bit ago
Sassy
Well hello handsome! 
Randy
Hello
Sassy
You have great hair! 
Randy
and thx
Sassy
and a nice smile
Randy
TY
So what’s a nice girl like you doing in a place¬†like this?
And do you have a pic?
Sassy
What would you like to see? 
I need a hug.  
Randy
Would love to
Face
Sassy
And a back rub 
And… a good pounding?¬†
Randy
Oh love to give massages
Love to fuck too
Face pic, tits and pussy in that order of preference?
Sassy
[photo of my face]
That’s me on the mail boat on Lake Winnipesaukee¬†on the hottest day of the year
Randy
Very nice!  I like it
Sassy
[photo of my breast]
The left one. ¬†ūüôā¬†
Randy
Spectacular
Sassy
Pussy photos
[photo of one of my cats]
[cat’s name redacted]. 
[photo of my other cat]
[cat’s name redacted]
Randy
You’re beautiful¬†
and well played
Sassy
Awwww
Hee hee
Randy
I must admit I love big tits
Sassy
I definitely got that going on! 
Just have to remember it’s not all about the¬†nipple¬†
That is important but there’s a whole big area¬†to play with too!¬†
Randy
I love it
I am very oral
And I love love love foreplay
Should I send you a naughty one
Sassy
Sure.  Thanks for asking.  : ) 
Randy
Master bating a little while ago
Sassy
Oooh….¬†
Randy
[photo of him lying his back in bed, erect cock in hand]
Sassy
What were you thinking about?  
Mmm… I almost licked my screen
Randy
Your nice tit picture
The one you sent the other day
ok for you?
You okay
Sassy
Oh yes
There is some tingling going on over here 
Randy
Driving to pick up my daughter
Nice
You are pretty and sexy
Sassy
You betcha
I’m nice too! 
And sane
and “the best kisser evah!”¬†¬†Ha¬†
Randy
Highly desirable qualities
Sassy
I hear they are rare in AM ladies 
Randy
I loooove kissing
Can’t believe your other half leaves you alone
Sassy
Yeah… it’s a big mystery¬†
Randy
And yes I’ve met a few crazies online¬†
kind of scares me
I’m a pretty normal guy with a really high¬†libido
Sassy
Are you in the “nothing at home, need¬†something” category,¬†
or the “have something, need¬†something else” group?¬†
Randy
Have wife at home and get nothing at home
Or about every 6 months
Sassy
Ah…¬†
I get nothing, haven’t for years¬†
Randy
I need a bit more
I’m looking for 1 woman to date
Sassy
That sounds great! 
Randy
I like to make love for hours
Also want to really date
And I really do love kissing
Sassy
I’m going to check that out
Randy
Please
Sassy
Caress your face 
grope your ass.  : ) 
rub my chest against you! 
Randy
Pretty please
Sassy
I might rub things
Randy
Very nice
Sassy
Um… lick something?¬†
Randy
Awesome
Sassy
SUCK! 
Randy
Very awesome
Sassy
Ahem… where was I?¬†
Randy
I love to go down
Suck and tongue
Sassy
I want to send you a sexy .gif 
Randy
Can u cum multiple times
Sassy
Yes…¬†
Randy
And please do
Sassy
Randy
I have to wait to open am driving
And wet
Sassy
ah right… don’t want you to end up in a¬†ditch¬†
Randy
No
Sassy
I adore the little sexy gifs… inspiring¬†
like… kindling¬†
Randy
Liking the conversation
Yes
Sassy
Should I email so you can find it easily later? 
Randy
Yes please
And yes quite a view
 ====
From: Sassy
To: Randy
Sent: Fri, Sep 30, 2016 at 8:44 PM
Subject: The little loop

=====
Sassy
Could you see yourself in that story? 
9:45 PM Randy
I’ll be back home in 15 mins can we pick up¬†then?
Sassy
Fine
Mwah! 
10:01 PM Randy
Nice thanks for the pic
and I’m back
Sassy
yay!
Randy
sorry and I missed you
Okay where where we.
Sassy
hmmm….
Randy
Leaning back against me, ass pressed hard into my crotch, me kissing your neck and rubbing your tits and pinching your nipples
Sassy
wow!
Randy
Yip the iceberg
I can cum 5x
love to slowly undress you
Sassy
You have good ideas
Randy
kiss down your spine while slowly undoing your bra
work all the way down to your ass
caress your inner thighs
while grabbing your ass
Comin back up and kissing you deeply while caressing your hair to your ass
Sorry my spell checks messing up and I’m a¬†little wlrurkup
or worked up
OK?
Sassy
Oh yes
I get a little lost imagining all that and forget to type! 
Randy
I like that
Sassy
I know it can be a little scary at first
Randy
Yes
Sassy
but you can relax…¬†
I’m here…¬†
I’m easy going¬†
You can be you 
Randy
You should know I look a little young for my age.
Crazy scares me
I am a pretty normal guy and am easy going
I very much enjoy pleasing a woman
The sound of a woman orgasming is very very erotic to me
Sassy
I am not quiet
Randy
I love love love loud
Let‚Äôs me know I’m doing my job
Sassy
Do you like toys? 
Randy
A bit
do you?
Sassy
I haven’t had a chance to use them much on a¬†guy but I think they can enhance things¬†
Randy
Oh I don‚Äôt know about penetration if that’s¬†what you’re thinking
But if it gets you off I’m willing to try
Sassy
No no… mostly you using them on me‚Ķ¬†
or me pressing them easy places on you 
Randy
Yes yes and yes
do you like anal then?
Sassy
A little nipple buzz… just to get the nerves¬†going¬†
I haven’t in a long time¬†
Would have to build up quite a bit of trust 
Randy
Ok it would be more if you like it. 
My cock is a bit thick too
so if you’re not into it then not a¬†good idea
Do you like 69?
Oh and any more pics?
Sassy
In theory yes… in practice it feels like¬†trying to rub my head and my stomach at the same¬†time… I’m always torn¬†about how to take good care of you and yet enjoy what you are¬†doing!¬†
What do you want to see? 
Randy
Okay I’ll stay away from it unless you want¬†sometime
Hmmm what body part are you most proud of?
Sassy
Maybe we can figure it out… 
I am always game to try! 
Randy
and OK
sold
Sassy
You’ve seen my chest… that is the best¬†
May I see your feet? 
Randy
Hmmm clit
and yes give me a minute and I’ll take a pick
[photo of one foot]
Sassy
Very nice!  Thanks! 
I’m looking for photos…¬†
Randy
As you wish
I try to keep my nails manicured
I gather you are quite a passionate person?
Anything else you would like?
an Obscure Princess Bride reference
Sassy
I will esplain 
NO… there is too much¬†
I will sum up
Randy
OK
Sassy
ūüôā
Randy
Very nice
You’re alright
Sassy
Yeah? 
Randy
Yes
Sassy
Hee hee
GOOD
I was thinking about my favorite line from Firefly 
You may not even remember it 
Randy
Yes?
Sassy
It’s the episode where they are down on some¬†planet
and River goes berzerk and busts up this bar 
and kills all these people 
Randy
Ok
Sassy
And as they pull in to the ship again someone asks if anything happened down there 
And River says, “I ate a bug.”¬†
Always reminds me that each person has their own perspective 
on what matters 
Randy
Ok I remember it is the one where she walks down the stair into the bar
Yes
I am pretty open minded and nonjudgmental.
And good pull there
Sassy
pull? 
Randy
Memory and pull a line out of your memory
Just imagining holding you and kissing you softly
exploring you with my hands our kiss becomes more intense as the passion grows
until we are deep within each other mouths grabbing at each other in shear passion
I can barely control myself 
I pull up your skrit exposing your ass
It feels soft in my hands 
I pull you tight against me so that can feel how aroused I am for you.
I push you against the couch and drop my pants
I pull your panties aside in my passion and rub¬†your clit to make sure you’re ready
I slide myself into you slowly while grabbing your head and sucking on your lips.
Sassy
Mmmm mmm mmm
Randy
I start thirsting deeper into you and sucking your lips 
you are so sexy I can barely control myself
I hold back until you are moaning loudly and writhing form the pleasure
I cum hard within you and wrenching you both arms wrapped around you
We lay down on the couch together my cock still in you 
so I can feel you still shivering with pleasure we kiss gently
How’s that?
Sassy
SO so HOT
Randy
Like I said I am passionate
Sassy
Your imagination is in good shape! 
Randy
Yes
SO are you up for a date?
Sassy
Yes 
Randy
Maybe something casual?
I’m not sure what side of the city you’re on
Oh I forgot to ask, May I please know your name?
I am really Randy
Sassy
When I see you 
Randy
OK
Sassy
[told him the area I work in]
Randy
Okay I am the other end of the city.
Let me throw out a random idea?  Far from us both?
So no one we know sees us
We could have drinks at Summer Shack sometime?
And I will guess your name is Denise
Sassy
Easy parking there
Randy
Yes
And not too loud
Sassy
Not Denise 
Randy
Darn
Sassy
Interesting guess 
Never had anyone try that! 
Randy
It was either that or Clara 
and I thought Denise was more common
Sassy
Using your ESP? 
Randy
Yes
But my 6th sense is usually for sexuality
I am a ill percent at times
boy I am not typing well tonight
Sassy
You’re fine… I’m getting most of it¬†
Randy
I’ll slow down a bit
with typing
So what is your goal with this whole AM thing? 
something short term?, LTR, something else?
Sassy
Definitely LTR
Randy
OK me too
And am looking for dating where we could form a connection
Sassy
Yes
Randy
Dinner, movies 
concerts and maybe vacations together
Sassy
Can you really get away for those? 
Randy
Yes carefully
Sassy
Wow
Randy
Can you get away for those kinds of things?
Sassy
Yes
Randy
Nice
So what do you look for in a man?
Sassy
A sense of humor 
Randy
Okay got one of those… I think
Yes yes definitely have that
10:53 PM Sassy
Fun 
Nice

p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Helvetica; -webkit-text-stroke: #000000} p.p2 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Helvetica; -webkit-text-stroke: #000000; min-height: 17.0px} span.s1 {font-kerning: none}

Longingly

September 30, 2016 Friday

From: Randy
To: Sassy
Sent: Fri, Sept 30, 2016 at 7:15 AM
Re: The view
Good morning,
How I look forward to reading your emails.  I love your style!   I can almost picture you sitting across from me.  I can imaging gazing into your blue eyes and watching your smile as we discuss the day and life.  I try to deftly catch a glimpse of your chest wondering and musing over what could possibly take place later.  Lingering a bit too long in my thoughts and gaze, you catch me, knowing what I must be thinking.  A slightly sly smile appears on your face and we both think of what a magical afternoon we are in for.  You straighten your back a bit, almost proud to display yours gifts. 
Wow you’re a Sci-FI fan… That is awesome. ¬†And you have followed them. I never really had time to go to those¬†kind of events or tried to meet stars of the shows. ¬†I love that you did. ¬†Must have been fun. ¬†I love Sci-Fi! ¬†I used to¬†read every book I could get my hands on, then came life and a family so I haven’t done much reading in the last¬†couple decades. ¬†I do like some of the quality Sci-Fi shows. ¬†Always wanted to go to ComiCon to see the¬†spectacle.
As far as travel, I love the outdoors Рcamping, hiking in the wild.  I have been to Canada and Mexico a bunch but never traveled outside of the US other than that.  Next week I head off to Europe on business, which will be my first trip abroad.  I am looking forward to it but it will be an exhausting trip.   
How about you have you traveled much and what is your favorite place?
My dream vacation right now is to sit on a beach and relax. ¬†I hold up my hand and an adult beverage appears…¬†can you tell that it has been a while since I have had a chance to relax?
As far as a date Рyes those types of bars exist.  Perhaps we could get together for an after work beverage next week?
I will work on writing some new musings over the weekend.  I deleted much of my stuff because others in the house had a habit of using my computer and much of my hard drive is shared.  Plus that way this is all new fantasies.
Randy
=====
From: Sassy
To: Randy
Sent: Fri, Sep 30, 2016 at 7:48 AM
Re: The view
Happy Friday!  Hope you have an easy day.  
Racing to work so will write more later but know that I am thinking of you, imagining touching you, tasting you…seeing¬†you smile in a certain way!
-S

Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android
=====
From: Randy
To: Sassy
Sent: Fri, Sept 30, 2016 at 7:26 PM
Re: The view
Happy Friday to you,
How I have come to look forward to your lunchtime messages!
I hope that all is okay with you.
I’ll write more in a bit
Thanking of you. Wanting you.  Needing you.
Wanting to feel your kiss.
What do you think about chatting?
Longingly
Randy
=====
I switched over to my gmail address so we could chat easily.


p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Helvetica; -webkit-text-stroke: #000000} p.p2 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Helvetica; -webkit-text-stroke: #000000; min-height: 17.0px} span.s1 {font-kerning: none}

Meet #1 Jester groping

September 30, 2016 Friday

from: Sassy
to: Jester
date: Fri, Sep 30, 2016 at 7:44 AM
subject: Meeting day

Good morning! Hope you had a great evening. I fell asleep at 7 pm. Oops.

Still looking like lunch can happen? I’ll see you there.¬†

Hope it’s okay if I greet you with a hug like an old friend?

=====

from: Jester
to: Sassy
date: Fri, Sep 30, 2016 at 9:08 AM
subject: Re: Meeting day

Can I grope you like an old friend with benefits?

=====
from: Sassy
to: Jester
date: Fri, Sep 30, 2016 at 9:47 AM
subject: Meeting day
Absolutely!  Looking forward to it!  

=====
Meet #1 

This morning went so slowly!  I was so excited to get out for lunch and meet this funny man.

I left work just in time to make it to the restaurant.  I turned the corner and there was construction everywhere!  The sidewalk was closed, so I had to cross the street, walk up past the place then cross over and walk back.  Ugh… would not have picked this place if I knew it was going to be construction central! I had told Hubby I was having lunch out today but forgot to tell him where, I stopped to text him.  Always good to have him know where to start the search if I disappear.  Heh.  
I went down the stairs and there he was!  He was sitting at the bar and turned and smiled up at me!  I adore it when the man is there first!! 
I hugged him and he let go quickly. ¬†We found a table in a back corner and started right in talking. ¬†I took his hands and smiled and he smiled back. ¬†He had on a dark red dress shirt and khakis. ¬†He is quite nice looking and has dark hair! ¬†He looks sort of like Dean Martin. ¬†Yum. ¬†I wonder if he dyes his hair? ¬†So black – that’s unusual in older men these days! ¬†

Dean Martin

He said, ‚ÄúIt is so nice to see you. ¬†I realized we don‚Äôt even know each other‚Äôs names! ¬†My name is Dan.‚ÄĚ ¬†I hate this part‚Ķ I told him my first name but then explained I don‚Äôt want to be called that. ¬†It is too tied to my responsibilities and work and‚Ķ I‚Äôd rather be Sassy! ¬†He smiled and seemed to get it.¬†
I asked him if he had any trouble finding the place.  He admitted he had never been to this area before!  He got there early and wandered around taking in the sights.  I am surprised he didn’t ask me for any help Рgreat that he can find his way in the heart of the city. 
I asked him about his work Рhe is retired!  He still works part time on projects he chooses, but is very flexible.  He asked me about my work.  I admitted the name of my employer but kept the specifics vague. 
I ordered an iced tea and he got a lemonade.  He got the chicken BLTA and I got the bratwurst with fries. 
I asked him what brings him to AM now Рdoes he get nothing and want something?  Or get something and want something else?  He said the former.  I told him I am the same.  He said he is not interested in changing his situation but needs some sex somehow.  He said he had some luck once on AM, but the woman moved away and they couldn’t keep up.  He has also met some crazies and elected not to meet others.  He told me about women picking fights over odd things, like getting hassled by a woman who wanted him to post his photo on AM and refused to open a mischief email.  He even offered to open a special Facebook for her… she was mad at him.  Weird.  I assured him I am not a fighter and completely sane! 
I told him about my old flame finding me and how he resurrected me.  And about chat and how much I learned there.  He told me he has no one to talk to about it, but read stuff online and knows to use gift cards and another email and meet in public the first time.  

He got the check and insisted on paying. ¬†I thanked him but explained that I am not looking for a sugar daddy, how my life has changed since my mom died, and I don‚Äôt expect him to pay for everything. ¬†He nodded but said he is flush and can do it. ¬†I told him I don‚Äôt want him to take me shopping or whatnot…he has seen those profiles and ignored them!¬†
I asked him about places he’s traveled. ¬†He said his wife teaches, so they are limited in when they can go and then everyone else with kids is traveling then, so they don‚Äôt go as much as he‚Äôd like. ¬†They do get the summers free and spend most of it down on the Cape. ¬†I told him about Hubby not wanting to travel so we do day trips, and about going to Mexico with my sister.¬†
We talked about the Red Sox winning the division.  He said he’s not much of a sports person.  I talked about figure skating for a bit. 
He excused himself to use the men’s room and was gone longer than I’d expect.  I checked my phone.  He returned and said sorry he was delayed Рit’s tough to pee when you’re hard!  Ha!  I held his hand and played with his thumb and he said I wasn’t helping.  I said sorry… not sorry!  And he winked!  He is fun! 
He said he would like to be alone.  I said I’d like to know how he kisses.  I suggested we try out the handicap bathroom.  He looked shocked!  He asked me where it was.  I pointed and told him to follow me.  I grabbed my stuff and went there.  Eventually he joined me. I forgot my purse in the rush… he went back to grab it for me.  Awww… 
I leaned against the wall and he flattened me to it, kissing gently and groping my breasts. I squeezed his ass with one hand and caressed his face with the other.  I reached around and rubbed his hard cock.  Mmmm… he thrust against me… wow.. Push, push push… so sexy! 
He broke off way too quickly, saying he had to get back to his car at a parking meter. ¬†He left and told me he‚Äôd wait for me outside. ¬†The construction people were gone, thank goodness! ¬†I thanked him for lunch and ‚Äúdessert.‚ÄĚ ¬†He said that was not really ‚Äúdessert‚ÄĚ that he would show me a real one later! ¬†He promised. ¬†I asked him to write to me. ¬†He walked off in one direction and I went the other. ¬†
I went around the corner and texted Hubby to let him know I was done and heading back to my office.  
Not sure why, but I had the distinct feeling I will not hear from this guy.  It went well, he was fun but… ah well… time will tell! 

p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Helvetica; -webkit-text-stroke: #000000} p.p2 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Helvetica; -webkit-text-stroke: #000000; min-height: 17.0px} span.s1 {font-kerning: none}

XXOO < 3

September 30, 2016 Friday

7:31AM Phil
Crossing into Canadian waters!  Cold!

7:34AM  Sassy
You got a jacket?
8:10AM Phil
Oh yeah
8:14AM Sassy
Have a fantastic day!
8:20AM Phil
XXOO  <3

8:20AM Sassy
You going ashore on adventures?

5:13PM Sassy
Ending the day, week and month in style with my co-workers at the Grafton Street Pub & Grill!

Randy date ideas

September 29, 2016 Thursday
From: Randy
To: Sassy
Sent: Thu, Sept 29, 2016 at 6:08 AM
Re: The view
Good morning Sexy and Sassy,
I’ll write a story soon, my brain gets a bit fried during the week with the busyness of work. ¬†Perhaps over the¬†weekend.
Regarding TV Рyes I loved Firefly (too bad it’s gone) and watch Dr. Who Рlike it too.  The remake of Battlestar Galactica was pretty good too.
I never really got into Downtown Abbey or Miss Fisher.  I will admit I do like documentaries and PBS. Big Bang theory is fun.  I try not to watch too much TV, it is too easy to get sucked in and tune out life.
I hope that someday soon you inspire some sexy writings.  I would suggest meeting for coffee someday to talk for a bit and get to know each other.  
For a date I love the idea of sitting in a outdoor lounge in comfy chairs discussing the day, life and everything while listening to a band in the background.  The band is loud enough to be entertaining but not so much that conversation is a challenge.
I also quite like the idea of meeting at a bar, one that isn’t tawdry but more upscale. ¬†One again where conversation¬†is easy but that there is some atmosphere.
I like most dates too… not to much pressure but are great to get to know one another.
Yes there is a huge amount of sexy things on my mind Рmaybe we could write about those.  I would like to meet and get to know you and see if we click.  Regarding chatting I am on Kik, google and yahoo.  All are discrete.
I look forward to your next message as they always bring a smile to my face.
Randy
=====
From: Sassy
To: Randy
Sent: Thu, Sep 29, 2016 at 2:20 PM
Re: The view
Hiya Randy! 
It’s lunch time again and I am pulling up a chair to your table! ¬†Bringing my¬†smile!¬†¬†
Glad to hear you are a Firefly fan… seems like references from there pop up and it’s good¬†when both people understand them! ¬†One of my best fangirl moments was at a sneak¬†preview for the Serenity film – got to meet the actors who played the courtesan and the¬†doctor. ¬†It was strange – she is much larger than she looks on TV and he is much smaller!¬†
I saw the new Battlestar Galactica except the last few episodes.  Adored Apollo and Starbuck!
Babylon 5? ¬†Ivanova is grand! I met the doctor and the knight at a sci fi con many years ago. ¬†Once again I¬†was surprised… the doctor was a shy, sweet man and the knight was wild and goofy! ¬†Have¬†to remember actors are not their characters. ¬†
Have you traveled a lot?  Where is your favorite place to vacation? 
When you talk about date ideas, I am nodding my head, thinking I could do that!  Do such places exist?  
-S


Jester photo swap

September 29, 2016 Thursday

From: Jester
To: Sassy
date: Thu, Sep 29, 2016 at 8:28 AM
subject: Re: Connection
Hey Sexy Lady,
Sorry for the delay in replying, I could not log on. 
I love Jimmy Buffet but have never been to a concert. In fact I’ve never been to a concert-period. Shocking I know. I like a wide variety of¬†music and never one particular artist enough to go to their concert.¬†
I’ve been to Key West about 15 times-love it there.¬†¬†
Soooo-I was not trying to rush things, I always find meeting someone in person gives you a much better feel for the person, looking¬†into someone’s eyes when speaking with them, their dress and mannerisms, their voice inflections-all of these cannot be felt on a¬†computer screen. I’ve been pleasantly surprised and sometimes disappointed but I’ve found its never exactly what you expect. I¬†enjoy the thrill of meeting new people.
Would you like to exchange photos first? Or do you find the excitement of walking in blind to be stimulating….¬† ¬† ¬†
I was going out of town Friday afternoon but with the weather forecast, that doesn’t look like its going to happen. So I could¬†probably do lunch on Friday-I’ll know for sure later today. What are your thoughts??
=====
From: Sassy
To: Jester
date: Thu, Sep 29, 2016 at 10:27 AM
subject: Re: Connection
Good morning!  
Hope your Thursday is off to a grand start. 
No worries.. I learned long ago not to look for replies, just enjoy them when they appear!  
No concerts? ¬†Wow. ¬†I haven’t been to many but I’ve been trying to do better lately. ¬†I saw my absolute favorite folk singer, David¬†Wilcox, in the back room of a bar with about 100 people. ¬†It was stunning! ¬†He is a great storyteller, incredible guitarist, fine singer…¬†so fun! ¬†Last time I saw him was back when WBOS was having concerts in Copley Square for 5,000!¬†¬†
I’m up for lunch tomorrow if the pieces fall into place, or next week if it’s easier.¬†¬†
Hmm… mixed feelings about photos. ¬†I like to see if a guy looks just like my husband (which I can’t deal with) but other than that I¬†don’t pay much attention. ¬†Can’t tell much from photos. ¬†Whatever you like. ¬†I will send one, pertaining to our earlier discussion and¬†because I am Sassy.¬†¬†
[attached the photo of my famous cleavage in the black bra that adorns this blog]
=====
From: Jester
To: Sassy
date: Thu, Sep 29, 2016 at 11:00 AM
subject: Re: Connection
So I opened up my email and quickly had to shut my office door as these fantastically awesome breasts appeared to the side of the¬†message. And of course I opened the photo to full screen because that’s just who I am… I’d send you a picture of my chest but it¬†just wouldn’t have the same effect…. This was taken two years ago, its still accurate.¬†
To show you what a good sense of humor I have, the second photo I texted to my sister (who hates to fly) as she boarded a plane‚Ķabout the horrible weather expected down there. ¬†I found it terribly amusing…If you can’t torture your siblings…
The problem I now have is I can’t get up for a while….. Looking forward to lunch tomorrow although I’ll probably have the same¬†difficulty in getting up‚Ķ.
[attached photo of him on the back of a boat sitting in a river or lake – lovely dark hair, sunglasses, big smile, nice shoulders, skinny arms and legs, nice feet in sandals!]
[attached a graphic from a weather map with heavy thunderstorm warnings]
=====
From: Jester
To: Sassy
Thu, Sep 29, 2016 at 11:27 AM
subject: Re: Connection
I probably should have said I’ll have a problem standing up….no problem getting up‚Ķ.lol
=====
From: Sassy
To: Jester
date: Thu, Sep 29, 2016 at 12:42 PM
subject: Re: Connection
Well gosh, if you’re gonna show me your face on a boat, I can do the same. ¬†And you can run now.
That’s me on the Lake Winnipesaukee mailboat on the hottest day in August.
[attached a photo of my face]
=====
From: Jester
To: Sassy
Thu, Sep 29, 2016 at 12:49 PM
subject: Re: Connection
Nice, you should be in a bathing suit on the hottest day in August…any other pictures to share?¬†
Looking forward to lunch!
=====
From: Sassy
To: Jester
date: Thu, Sep 29, 2016 at 3:53 PM
subject: Re: Connection
Greedy fellow!  Here’s another pic

=====
From: Jester
To: Sassy
Thu, Sep 29, 2016 at 3:58 PM
subject: Re: Connection
OK so now I’m rock hard‚Ķ.It seems the blood has all left my brain and traveled south‚Ķ.
FYI I have something that would like so good between there….
=====
From: Sassy
To: Jester
date: Thu, Sep 29, 2016 at 4:04 PM
subject: Re: Connection
My my… bats eyelashes… whatever could you be referring to? ¬†ūüėȬ†
=====
From: Jester
To: Sassy
Thu, Sep 29, 2016 at 4:17 PM
subject: Re: Connection
I’m heading out shortly to meet an old work friend for dinner, he wants to go to Hooters! Isn’t that a hoot-I crack myself up… ¬†Still up¬†for lunch tomorrow, where and when should we meet?
=====
From: Sassy
To: Jester
date: Thu, Sep 29, 2016 at 4:22 PM
subject: Re: Connection
That sounds… interesting. ¬†This will be quite the booby day for you! ¬†Have you been before? ¬†I’d like to hear your impressions of it.¬†¬†
Can you make it to Harvard Square? ¬†I am flexible for a time. ¬†Do you like oysters? ¬†There’s a 50 cent oyster place with the best¬†lobster chowder. Or an Indian buffet? ¬†Or American food like John Harvard’s?¬†¬†
=====
From: Jester
To: Sassy
Thu, Sep 29, 2016 at 4:27 PM
subject: Re: Connection
I’ll let you know about Hooters…lol
I think I can find Harvard Square, John Harvard’s sounds good, noon?
Gotta run but I’ll check my email tonight if I can but tomorrow morning definitely.¬†
=====
from:Sassy
to:Jester
date: Thu, Sep 29, 2016 at 5:19 PM
subject: The view
Just as I was finishing my last meeting of the day yesterday, 
gathering my papers off the marble table in the conference 
room on the 36th floor, the sound of sirens wafted up from 
the expressway below.  Everyone else had left the room, so 
I took a minute to lean over the marble counter and stare 
down at the roadway.  There was a horrible wreck of mangled 
metal and shattered glass, several cars and a tractor trailer 
twisted together.  The traffic was stopped behind the mess, 
and the cars on the other side barely moved, rubbernecking.
Suddenly, I heard the door close. I straightened up, but before I
could turn, I felt your arm around my waist, and felt the heat of you
on my back through my dress.  You were already hard, pressed
tightly against my ass.  I started to speak, but you put a finger
on my lips and teased a corner.  I licked your thumb, and you moved
your hand down to unbutton my dress.  Just enough to slip
your hand inside and tease a hard nipple.  I moaned and let my head
fall back against your shoulder.  You bit my neck and ran your
tongue across my skin.
You slipped your hand under my skirt and inside my underwear,
teasing my most sensitive spot.  You pressed a finger inside,
unsurprised at the moisture gathered there.  I was startled
as you lowered my underwear.  I felt like my knees would
buckle, but you tightened your grip and spread my legs to
balance me against the counter.  I panicked when I heard
the rasping sound of your zipper, but before I could form the
words in my mind to stop you, I felt you hot and hard against
my skin, and a low moan was all that escaped my lips.  You
shoved it inside me, and your breathing grew ragged as you
watched yourself slide in and out.  You kneaded the flesh of
my hips as you moved, then reached around me to rub the top
of my slit in time with your strokes.  I was trying to be
quiet, but could not hold in all the gasps of pleasure as
you thrust deeper and deeper inside me, your balls slapping
against me.  You felt the trembling start inside me, and
the clenching around you.  You felt the pulsing, the searing
heat and suddenly lost control, pounding me into the wood
and stone, spurting up inside me over and over.
The only sound was our uneven breathing and the whirring
air conditioning.  You pressed your cheek to my back and
whispered, “What a view‚Ķ”
=====
From: Jester
To: Sassy
Thu, Sep 29, 2016 at 7:23 PM
subject: re: The view
Wow……no words can describe‚Ķ..
=====
from:Sassy
to:Jester
date: Thu, Sep 29, 2016 at 7:44 PM
subject: The view
Never had sex at the office but this gets to me every time.

p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Helvetica; -webkit-text-stroke: #000000} p.p2 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Helvetica; -webkit-text-stroke: #000000; min-height: 17.0px} span.s1 {font-kerning: none}

Petting

September 29, 2016 Thursday

8:26AM
 Sassy
Good morning kid!
Hope the ocean is being sweet to you.

12:54AM Sassy
It’s petting zoo day!
 Sheep! 
 Goat! 
 Bunnies!  
 Chicks and ducks! 
 Piggies in a blanket! 
6:28PM Sassy
Delicious dinner at sushi spot – Le’s over in East Cambridge

 Limeade 
 Mango and creme frappe for Hubby
 Shrimp tempura
 Wonton soup 
 Volcano sushi roll
Basil beef and rice for Hubby