Toy talk

2012
Year 2 -Week 46
Sunday, July 1, 2012 
12:33 pm Phil
[photo of Philip in a Yankees cap with two women in a pub near Wrigley]
12:38pm
Great to see your smiling face!  Suckass hat, though. 
2:38pm Phil
Lol! surrounded by pretty women!
2:40pm
Rough life!
3:25pm Phil
Yeah baby. Someone has to do it
3:31pm Phil
You try your toy where it belongs yet? 🙂
4:02 pm 
Are you thinking about that? Eat a hot dog!
4:19 pm Phil
LOL!
4:23 pm
When I use BOB (battery-operated boyfriend) you will know!
4:39 pm  Phil
Haha cool
4:41 pm 
Really tempted to wait and break it in on your ass…
4:55 pm Phil
Hmmmmmmm
4:56 pm
Like in that video…
5:05 pm Phil
Hey I’ll try anything 
5:10 pm
Knees up, Lots of lube, in slowly…out, and suck on you?
5:15pm Phil
Oh yeah, fuck me baby
6:51pm
I like this kind of ball game!
8:02pm Phil
🙂

Vibe inspiration

Saturday, June 30, 2012

8:29 am Phil Just need to go for it.  Millions of women use and enjoy them.  Nothing to be squeamish about.
9:52 am Phil Morning [photo of him at the gym shirtless]
9:52 am Phil At the gym  [another photo of him at the gym shirtless]
11:54 am Thanks for the words of encouragement and the inspiring photos!
12:30 pm Phil Pleasure
12:38 pm Mom’s taking me out.  Hot day.  Reminds me of you.  😉

Hot & Sour Soup @ The Great Mandarin

Chinese appetizers from the buffet
 scallion pancake, egg roll, crab  rangoon, peking ravioli, tempura green beans and leek wontons!  

Vibe advice

Friday, June 29, 2012
8:24 am
Hiya handsome. Sooo sorry I happened to get to bed early last night! Hope it… Ahem… came out well. Happy Friday!

8:30 am Phil
No worries. You are almost always up. Came out just fine.
Hope you have a fabulous day!
9:49 am
Another quiet day at work. Anything I can help you with?
11:40am
Yay sandwich guy! 
Crap!  No more sandwiches… Sigh. Looking good, Philip.
[in response to farewell photo of the threesome guy]
4:10pm
Man, I want to unbuckle that belt…
4:32pm Phil
Oh stop, you already know what’s in there and it ain’t all that
4:34pm
I want to lick it.
4:34pm Phil
the belt buckle?
5:20pm
No
5:21pm Phil
Oh, the steel hard dick?
5:27pm
Is it?
5:25 pm My five new friends
5:26 pm [PHOTO of 5 vibrators]
5:40pm Phil
gets there pretty quick
5:52 pm Like this? [photo of me licking the Stunt Cock]
5:56 pm Face shot [photo of Stunt Cock next to my face]
6:00 pm Phil Show me the pussy shot 🙂
6:03 pm Phil Good size!
6:05 pm 9 inches!
6:06 pm I got the one that looks the most like you. 😉
6:08 pm Course I wasn’t thinking to use it on myself…
6:29pm
I wanna suck it.
12:56 am Phil Still wanna see the pussy shot buried inside you coasted in your juices.  That’s the one I want to see.  Have you tried it yet?
12:56 am  No….
12:57 am Kinda scary.  I look at them and think “put that WHERE?” heh
12:58 am You out partying?
12:59 am Phil Just try it.  Experiment.  Gonna feel good.  Just rub it over your clit to start.  Be adventurous.
12:59 am I will figure it out.
1:01 am I started to think about it but it made me cry… Missing you.  Bleh.
1:06 am But tomorrow is another day!
1:08 am Phil 🙂

FFF – Strategem

Here’s this week’s Flash Fiction Friday challenge from Advizor54’s blog.  My take is below.
Click over there to see what he and other bloggers made of this photo I sent him.  Wow!  He used a photo I suggested!  Whee! 

Key Word = Stratagem        Word Length = 700        Forbidden Words = Spy, Tuxedo
Bonus Points – Quote your favorite line (and link to the source in case we don’t know it)

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We were lying in bed, revelling in the afterglow.  I was playing with the hair on his chest, whispering in his ear, waiting for him to be ready to go again.  The warm breeze blew the lace curtains back and forth, cooling the tropical air and our sweaty bodies.  The streetcar rumbled in the distance. 
“Was it when you arrived and saw me in that dress?” I asked.  I stroked down to his belly button and back.  He smiled but shook his head. 
“After you tried the crawfish etouffee I had the chef make especially for you?”  
“Nope, though that was the best dish I’ve had all week,” he said.  
“What about when I passed you the fresh chocolate raspberry truffle?” I guessed.  He shook his head again.  I had read an article about how they were his weakness.  
“Was it when I invited you upstairs to play chess?” I asked him.  
“No,” he replied, not telling me when he figured out my strategem.  I twisted his nipple and he moaned sweetly.  “I thought you were after Sergey.  He is very good,” he told me. 
“Was it the perfect martini?” I asked, glaring at him.  He must have known when I served his favorite mixed drink! 
He shook his head.  “It was delicious, but no.” 
“Because I let my hair down?”  He pursed his lips, thinking… and shook his head yet again.  He made little circles on my side that made me tremble.  His hands are amazing!  
“I did begin to wonder when you pulled at your dress, giving me a saucy glimpse of your black bra…but I still wasn’t sure,” he admitted.  I grinned against his shoulder and nibbled on his ear. 
He wove his hand into my hair, pulled my neck back and bit me playfully in that magic spot.  Oh yes!  Maybe he thought it would end the questioning.  Ha! 
“Was it when I beat you at chess?” she pushed him.  He looked away, then back and shook his head.  He closed his eyes and she wondered if he was falling asleep.  She reached lower to stroke his hip.  
“What about when let the top of my dress fall down?” I suggested.  
He chuckled.  “I didn’t know what to think then!” 
“So when did you figure it out?” I asked, exasperated.  
“I’m still not clear on your plan,” he answered.  “I need to do more research.”  I poked him in the side and he took my left breast in his hand, pressing, squeezing, teasing… I lost my train of thought for a moment, but got back on track. 
“I suppose you’ll want a rematch?” He looked puzzled.  “At the chessboard, I mean,” I clarified.

“What, so you can beat me again? No thanks,” he replied, ducking his head to suck on my hard nipple.  My blood began to boil.  

“Have you ever lost to a woman?” I couldn’t restrain my curiosity.  
He shook his head again. “I’ve never played chess with a woman before.”  That surprised me.  He seemed so… experienced.  
“Do you usually beat the men?” I asked.  He nodded.  He was not going to admit he had not lost a match in years.  
“Are you hungry?  We could order breakfast from room service,” he suggested.  “Beignets?  Chicory?  Sausages?” 
“How long do you have?” I asked.  Reality was crashing in on me.  
“A couple of hours… “ he sighed.  I smiled that he might be as reticent to part as I was.  I rolled over on top of him, pulling another condom off the nightstand, ripping the foil, and rolling it over him quickly before pressing his beautiful cock inside me.  He groaned and shifted his hips to get deeper.  
“Promise me you’ll teach him?” I asked. “For free….” I pushed my luck as I pushed him even further inside. 
“Whatever you want, you sexy woman,” he moaned.  “You really play dirty,” he pointed out, bouncing his hips up to drive me crazy.  
“Promise!” I insisted, moving up and down on him, watching his eyes on my bouncing tits.  
“I solemnly promise I will teach your son to play chess,” he intoned.  My mission accomplished, I lost myself in the most amazing sex of my life.  

What Makes You Beautiful

What Makes You Beautiful
sung by One Direction

[Verse 1] [Liam]
You’re insecure, Don’t know what for,
You’re turning heads when you walk through the door,
Don’t need make-up, To cover up,
Being the way that you are is enough,

[Bridge] [Harry]
Everyone else in the room can see it,
Everyone else but you,

[Chorus] [All]
Baby you light up my world like nobody else,
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed,
But when you smile at the ground it ain’t hard to tell,
You don’t know, Oh oh,
You don’t know you’re beautiful,
If only you saw what I can see,
You’ll understand why I want you so desperately,
Right now I’m looking at you and I can’t believe,
You don’t know, Oh oh,
You don’t know you’re beautiful, Oh oh,
That’s what makes you beautiful

[Verse 2] [Zayn]
So c-come on, You got it wrong,
To prove I’m right, I put it in a song,
I don’t know why, You’re being shy,
And turn away when I look into your eye eye eyes,

[Bridge] [Harry]
Everyone else in the room can see it,
Everyone else but you,

[Chorus] [All]
Baby you light up my world like nobody else,
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed,
But when you smile at the ground it ain’t hard to tell,
You don’t know, Oh oh,
You don’t know you’re beautiful,
If only you saw what I can see,
You’ll understand why I want you so desperately,
Right now I’m looking at you and I can’t believe,
You don’t know, Oh oh,
You don’t know you’re beautiful, Oh oh,
That’s what makes you beautiful

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na [x2]

[Middle 8] [Harry]
Baby you light up my world like nobody else,
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed,
But when you smile at the ground it ain’t hard to tell,

[All]
You don’t know, Oh oh,
You don’t know you’re beautiful,

[Chorus] [All]
Baby you light up my world like nobody else,
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed,
But when you smile at the ground it ain’t hard to tell,
You don’t know, Oh oh,
You don’t know you’re beautiful ([Zayn:] Oh),
If only you saw what I can see,
You’ll understand why I want you so desperately ([Harry:] Desperately),
Right now I’m looking at you and I can’t believe,
You don’t know, Oh oh,
You don’t know you’re beautiful, Oh oh,
You don’t know you’re beautiful, Oh oh,

[Harry]
That’s what makes you beautiful

The best chest

Thursday, June 28, 2012
7:54 am
Good morning! Have a great Thursday!
8:40 am Phil
Morning. Sent you a boring picture.
8:41 am TEXT Hope I did not make you gag on your coffee
8:46 am
Photo didn’t come thru? Hope you didn’t send it to someone else!
8:47 am  Phil
Messaged to your phone
nothing bad, just a plain pic
8:50 am
Nope. Waah
8:50 am TEXT Phil [Photo of his naked chest in his office]
8:51 am TEXT Faints
8:52 am Phil Sent it again
8:52 am Phil Just an old Military Man
8:53 am Phil Good morning
8:53: am Hubba hubba
8:53 am Phil 😛
8:53 am Phil Still trying to get into shape
8:43 am Phil Harder at my age
8:54 am That photo?  Makes me want you sooooo bad!  Damn….
8:55 am I am so wet!  You set me off.  Again.  I hope that makes you hard as a rock!
8:57 am Phil LOL, old fat guys set you off?
8:58 am Phil Hate to see what happens when I get in shape
9:00 am You know what happens…
9:04 am You are making me late!  (photo w/my hand in my underwear)
9:22 am Phil LOL, glad to get your day started the right way
9:23 am About the best way you can do from there.  The best way would be a kiss
9:26 am And
9:27 am More of your choosing
9:23 am Phil Always a pleasure.  Was getting dressed and messing around.  Not a great photo but does show I am making progress.  Muscles firming up.  Was so much easier in my 30’s
9:33 am Means more now
9:33 am Send you a peppy tune
1:41 pm
How’s your day going? I am still soaring! That photo? Sexiest thing EVAR! Rascal. So HOT. Drooling over your beautiful shoulders, pecs, abs and that little hip crease that makes my tongue itch to trail down that line and lower… Arrrgh!
6:12 pm Phil
It wasn’t all that but thank you
7:41 pm
FYI – in chat the other night, a woman showed photos of men’s chests they posted on a dating site- their best shot, to interest women. NONE OF THEM could hold a candle to you. Not even close. So there.  😛 I know of which I speak. You’re hot!!!
11:54 pm Phil
Ahhh. Well I try
What up girl
12:15 am Phil Where you at girl?
12:23 am Phil
Naked, jerking off, wish I had some help
Ah well, gotta do it alone

Another sandwich

Wednesday, June 27, 2012
10:47 am
Good morning! Gorgeous cool 70… hope you’re having a wicked good Wednesday!
4:21 pm
So bored at work! You know what that means? Time to think about you… and me. Alone. Naked. In a bed. Remembering. Like I do. Also thinking of new things. Ya know? Mmm…
10:29 pm
You are so bad! but you look gorgeous!
[he posted a photo from a bar with the guy I said I wanted a threesome with]
You’re making me want a sandwich again!
10:35 pm Phil
LOL!

Vibrations

Tuesday, June 26, 2012
7:09 am Phil
Good morning. Amazing to watch while stroking my cock, either pull it out and come inside you or shoot in your mouth or on your tits. feels amazing when it’s buzzing on my balls and base of my cock while fuckung and of course you could slowly lube it and slip it my or your ass. All great fun.
10:22 am
Whoo! What a way to start my day! You have the best ideas!!! This gives me the willies but I know I have to relax, trust and try it. The vision making me wet is your cock in my throat, “my cock” in your ass, the look on your face when you cum on me.
4:44 pm Phil
Ooh, nice!
4:54 pm
Been watching videos… looking for ideas. Could use it on my clit while you’re inside me from the back? or the front? I predict gushing, screaming, thrashing, moaning cumming! Can you imagine that? 
4:59 pm Phil
I can, I can!
5:01 pm
They say that when it’s on my clit and you are inside me, you can feel the vibrations and that is a good thing?
5:16 pm Phil
Oh yeah and very true
5:19 pm
Want