Phil September 11 at 5:17am
Welcome to the inaugural issue of “Sassy Answers!”
Q: Why would a demure married woman show off her cleavage in a blog icon? Good question!
A: First, to answer a sub-question, yes that is my chest. I took the photo myself with my mobile phone.
Second, let’s see how many different words for my bosom I can use in one post.**
1) GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT!
Several men have told me my tits are all they’re interested in. So I get that out of the way right up front, as it were. If that’s all you want, you can go now. 🙂
2) BECAUSE I CAN!
No one in my real life sees “the twins” (except my doctors), so I show you my breasts as a BIG HUGE SIGN that this blog is DIFFERENT from my real life.
3) BECAUSE MY RACK IS ONE OF MY BEST FEATURES!
I am not sexy (visually) by today’s media standards, except for the big tatas, the brilliant blue eyes and the fabulous smile. My bust has inspired men to describe what “more than a mouthful” is good for, in glowing terms.
4) BECAUSE I SURVIVED BREAST CANCER!
It is not what I am about, just a medical thing I had to get through. People call me brave and inspiring (blah, blah, blah) but I just went to the doctor a lot, was cut, stabbed, taped, scanned, weighed, poisoned and zapped, and learned a lot of life lessons. I am relieved to be whole and cancer-free, so I show off my boobs as evidence of that wonderful outcome. Three cheers for the staff of The Gillette Center for Women’s Cancers at Mass General Hospital! And kudos to Phil* who stuck with me through all that. He proved the amazing uses of cyber sex to entertain a woman’s mind when her body was useless.
5) BECAUSE THIS PHOTO was the first sexy photo I texted to Phil* and they produced an amazing reaction!
He sexted me incredible nekkid photos and I was loathe to reciprocate, because I was not proud of my body, a bad photographer, an untrusting git who worried about what he might do with the photos, and thought he’d run screaming if I showed him my body. But he was patient and supportive until I was able to respond in kind. And his response to my melons gave me the confidence to believe he might actually want to see me in person and finish what we started as teenagers.
*Not his real name
9:54pm Me Man, you are deep in my stuff now…Blog, Flickr, Bedlam…whoo…
do you flush when you cum?
where the captain zigs or zags at the bottom of the hour
His friend had talked him into reading at open mike. One of his erotic short stories. It was for Valentine’s Day, but it still made him feel vulnerable and exposed. He read and paused, as appreciative sighs filled the room, and knew it would be alright.