Helping Landshark sleep

December 26, 2016 Monday
8:59 PM Landshark
Hey you
9:03 PM Landshark
I can’t believe I just sent a dick pic instead of one of my more creative shots to someone
9:04 PM Landshark
Figure out who this is?
9:10 PM Sassy
Happens to the best of us!  
Need more clues.  🙂
9:12 PM Landshark
And I was going to send it to you to see if you could identify me
9:18 PM Sassy
No one’s tried that before…
9:20 PM Landshark
So do you know who this is?  
Your favorite photographer…
9:30 PM Sassy
Aha!  Still nope.  ;).
 I’m going to feel like a doofus when I figure it out, right?  
9:35 PM Landshark
Think old Saturday night live sketch
9:37 PM Sassy
I was heading in that direction Landshark.  :). 
9:38 PM Landshark
Ding ding ding. We have a winner!
9:40 PM Sassy
Yay!  What’s the haps?
9:41 PM Landshark
I was chatting with someone I met online 
and I sent her a picture of my cock. Maybe I shouldn’t drink and text!  🙂
Though it was after she sent me an explicit pic.
9:47 PM Sassy
You have the most beautiful cock I’ve ever seen. Should bring her running.  
So I get leg pic and she gets cock…hmm
Is this an AM gal?  CL?  
9:48 PM Landshark
Really?  Why do you hold it in such high regard?
9:57PM Sassy
It’s long and wide and smooth and straight, with the classic mushroom crown.  
The first moment I saw it in that parking lot, I swooned!
Geez… Probably swollen both your heads with that!
9:58 PM Landshark
You made me so hard that night
Am laying here stroking my cock reminiscing…
10:10 PM Sassy 
Me too… Using my new vibe. 😉
10:11 PM Landshark
Can I sneak in a call?  If you promise not to publish it I’ll send you a pic…
10:16 PM Sassy
Sure.  I can call you?  
I’ve never published any photos of you… 

10:18 PM Landshark
[photo of his erect cock]

At attention.  
Waiting for your call…
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I called him.  He was far away visiting family, lying naked on the guest bed, texting ladies photos of his beautiful body parts.  He lives less than 20 miles from me, but I only hear from him when he’s far away.  *sigh
I talked to him about what I’d do if I was there – a nice, slow Sassy blow job!  I listened to him moan and then cum. Then he fell asleep.  

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10:47 PM Sassy
I licked the screen.  Mmm… mmm… mmm

10:52 PM Landshark
You definitely bring something out in me …
Could be that a compliment about my cock will get you just about anything!

I hope you were able to find time to experiment with that new purple toy of yours and that my cock played a starring role in your thoughts!



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Landshark’s Leg(s)

December 22, 2016 Thursday
From: Landshark
To: Sassy
Thu, Dec 22, 2016 at 2:55 PM
Subject: Leg(s) 
Thinking of you as I got in the shower …
[photo of his naked right leg from hip to toes]
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From: Sassy
To: Landshark
Thu, Dec 22, 2016 at 3:05 PM
Subject: Re: Leg(s) 
Wow!  I kept trying to scroll left…ha ha.  
You take the best tease photos!  Mmmm… Tingling here.  Mwah!
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From: Landshark
To: Sassy
Thu, Dec 22, 2016 at 3:21 PM
Subject: Re: Leg(s) 
you only get to scroll left in person… 

hopefully i can have you for dinner in early January?


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Best offer

December 21, 2016 Wednesday
From: Landshark
To: Sassy
Sent: Wed, Dec 21, 2016 at 12:00 PM
Subject: Re: Hands
laying here on the bed in my home office…
wanna join me?

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From: Sassy
To: Landshark
Sent: Wed, Dec 21, 2016 at 2:20 PM
Subject: Re: Hands
Wow!  That’s the best offer I’ve had all day.  What an interesting idea… are you naked?  Playing? 
Sadly, I am stuck at work.  And closing out my Mom’s estate.  Yippee.  But I will be thinking of you and tingle.  Mmm… 
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From: Landshark
To: Sassy
Sent: Wed, Dec 21, 2016 at 2:49 PM
Subject: Re: Hands
I enjoy making you tingle …
maybe I’ll go play …. what should I envision?  your mouth?
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From: Sassy
To: Landshark
Sent: Wed, Dec 21, 2016 at 4:00 PM
Subject: Re: Hands
Here’s my thought for the day… you flat on your back… me riding you like a cowgirl, you pressing a toy on my clit as I lean back in glory!  
How’s that?  😉 
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From: Landshark
To: Sassy
Sent: Wed, Dec 21, 2016 at 4:23 PM
Subject: Re: Hands
I like that imagery. Your wet pussy. My hard cock. A vibrating toy.  I like being on the bottom. Leaves my hands free to roam …


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Quite a reaction

December 18, 2016 Sunday
From: Landshark
To: Sassy
Sent: Sun, Dec 18, 2016 at 9:22 PM
Subject: Re: Hands
thinking about snacking on you …
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From: Sassy
To: Landshark 
Sent: Sun, Dec 18, 2016 at 9:25 PM
Subject: Re: Hands
Where?  
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From: Landshark
To: Sassy
Sent: Sun, Dec 18, 2016 at 10:06 PM
Subject: Re: Hands
Someplace wet and juicy…
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From: Sassy
To: Landshark 
Sent: Sun, Dec 18, 2016 at 10:10 PM
Subject: Re: Hands
Aha… that sounds fantastic!  
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From: Landshark
To: Sassy
Sent: Sun, Dec 18, 2016 at 10:14 PM
Subject: Re: Hands
Would love to use my tongue …
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From: Sassy
To: Landshark 
Sent: Sun, Dec 18, 2016 at 10:39 PM
Subject: Re: Hands
I am thinking about that… tingling.  You would see quite a reaction! 
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From: Landshark
To: Sassy
Sent: Sun, Dec 18, 2016 at 10:40 PM
Subject: Re: Hands
I would love to see (and taste) that reaction…


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Tasting you

December 13, 2016 Tuesday

From: Landshark
To: Sassy
Sent: Tue, Dec 13, 2016 at 8:44 AM
Subject: Re: Hands
let’s pencil in Thursday – may need to travel – but will know by tomorrow!
glad I could spark some imagery …

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From: Sassy
To: Landshark
Sent: Tue, Dec 13, 2016 at 7:58 PM
Subject: Re: Hands
Hiya Evan!  
This week has suddenly gotten crazy!  The Northerner got in touch at last, so I’d better not do anything Thursday.  If you end up traveling, maybe we can talk? And please so let me know if you get another opening for me.  And keep misbehaving! 
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From: Landshark
To: Sassy
Sent: Tue, Dec 13, 2016 at 8:32 PM
Subject: Re: Hands
bummer.  if things change let me know.
i think i should be asking you about your openings …
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From: Sassy
To: Landshark
Sent: Tue, Dec 13, 2016 at 8:35 PM
Subject: Re: Hands
Hee hee… ask about openings…or whatever you like.  I have very sexy answers!
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From: Landshark
To: Sassy
Sent: Tue, Dec 13, 2016 at 8:36 PM
Subject: Re: Hands
any openings I should focus on?  any particular positions available? 🙂
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From: Sassy
To: Landshark
Sent: Tue, Dec 13, 2016 at 8:43 PM
Subject: Re: Hands
Oh you… Now you’ve got me thinking.  I need a man who can cook…heat me up!  
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From: Landshark
To: Sassy
Sent: Tue, Dec 13, 2016 at 8:50 PM
Subject: Re: Hands
I do all the cooking here … what would you like?  
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From: Sassy
To: Landshark
Sent: Tue, Dec 13, 2016 at 9:08 PM
Subject: Re: Hands
Actually I want to be eaten!
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From: Landshark
To: Sassy
Sent: Tue, Dec 13, 2016 at 9:44 PM
Subject: Re: Hands
That would be the first thing on my menu. Tasting you…


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Openings

December 12, 2016 Monday
From: Landshark
To: Sassy
Sent: Mon, Dec 12, 2016 at 6:09 AM
Subject: Re: Hands
I am home this week …
do you have any openings I could fill?
did I just say that? 😉

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From: Sassy
To: Landshark
Sent: Mon, Dec 12, 2016 at 10:15 AM
Subject: Re: Hands
Good morning!  Hope your week is off to a grand start, despite the rainy weather.  
Oh you… you definitely know how to make a gal smile.  And get lost in imagining… ah… where was I?  Right… meeting!

What works best for you?  Afternoon?  Early evening?  What day?  My calendar is pretty open except Wednesday night.

-S


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Always interested

December 11, 2016 Sunday
From: Sassy
To: Landshark
Sent: Sun, Dec 11, 2016 at 12:50 PM
Subject: Re: Hands
Hiya hot stuff! 
Great to see your message.  Makes me smile.  And tingle!  
How are you dear man?  
Are you home or away?  
Sorry to be slow answering… nutty times with holiday stuff and such.  
Always interested… 😉


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Landshark resurfaces

December 9, 2016 Friday
From: Landshark
To: Sassy
Sent: Fri, Dec 9, 2016 at 11:08 AM 
Subject: Re: Hands
scrolling through emails …still interested in dinner some time?  or just dessert?
hope you are well and staying warm!

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Happy Leap

February 29, 2016 Monday

8:21AM Sassy
Happy Leap

8:45AM Phil
Who Hoooo

8:47AM Sassy
I’m home today.  You?
9:15AM Phil
Working!

12:49PM Sassy
63 degrees!  Another spring day in February. Wacky and wonderful!

2:25PM Sassy
Two best moments from last night’s Oscars

1) Here’s the 2 minutes with the Vice President introducing Lady Gaga

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6PiBANEJWA&w=320&h=266]
2) I found Lady Gaga’s singing and the presence of the survivors powerful.

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