Zinc

February 25, 2015 Wednesday

From: Jim 
To: Sassy
Date: Wed, Feb 25, 2015 at 7:43 AM
Subject: Re: Meet
Do they serve oysters at Starbucks?
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: 02/25/15 at 7:44 AM
Re: Meet
You need protein or the aphrodisiac powers?
Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Sent: Wednesday, February 25, 2015 8:30 AM
Subject: Re: Meet
I believe zinc is the important element in oysters…so….yes!
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: 02/25/15 at 4:51 PM
Subject: Re: Meet
Good afternoon Jim!  How are you this fine day?  I am grabbing a quick lunch and thinking of you.  
Looks like it won’t snow on Friday!  Yay!  The prospect of meeting you is keeping me smiling.  It will answer so many questions and bring up many more!  
Am I missing something? Oysters? 
I am beginning to see the light of day on catching up from being out. My treat at work for today was a 90-minute meeting with my evil boss.  She is changing my job description for the third time in a year.  and she assigned me 11 new projects.  Meeting with her always feels like being called to the principal’s office.  Whee!  
It looks like I can be out of the office on Friday.  Do you want to meet at 10:30 am?  11 am?  Would the Starbucks [description of exactly where] work for you?  The underground parking is cheap, and there are several restaurants or a food court if we want to linger.  Should be easy to find off the highway.  If that is bad for some reason, don’t hesitate to say. 
-S

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From: Jim
To: Sassy 
Sent: Wednesday, February 25, 2015 6:08 PM
Subject: Re: Meet
Hi Sassy,
That sounds good. Lets say 10:30AM.
Sorry about the boss. Is she around 30 years old?
A secluded Starbucks…interesting.
Have a great evening
-Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Wed, Feb 25, 2015 at 6:48 PM
Subject:Re: Meet
Yay!  Glad that plan can work.  
The boss is mid-40s.  Trained as a librarian.  With an MBA.  And cats.  You’ve met that type.  Bean counter.  Great at budgets, so the big boss adores her.  Bad with people.  
Another quiet night at home.  Trying to stay awake.  Helping a friend with a web site problem… Google decided they won’t host adult content anymore!  Idiots.  Any favorite web hosting sites?  I am looking at Host Gator, GoDaddy, Dreamhost, Wix… whee! 
Keep misbehaving. 🙂 
-S
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From: Jim
To: Sassy 
Sent: Wednesday, February 25, 2015 7:30 PM
Subject: Re: Meet
Yes, I know the type. Yikes!
It sounds like your friend is not a designer, so she needs a wysiwyg interface. That limits you to a few companies…does Wix allow adult content? I would probably go with that.
You must tell me what kind of content she publishes. Does she realize a good revenue stream?
You are so naughty!
-Jim


Agreeing to meet Jim

February 24, 2015 Tuesday
From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date:  02/24/15 at 5:20 AM
Re: No TV
Hi Sassy,
I know…Ms. Demure is back in the saddle. Cheer up. Without Ms. Demure there could be no Sassy!
I am very pleased that you grasped the most important take-away…free breakfast and lunch. Not really free as you imply. You recognize the value of the moments of your life.
I agree with your main strengths and your MB assessment.
  • You help create communities.
  • You bail people out of jail 🙂
  • You anticipate and fulfill the needs of others.
  • You help others fulfill their potential.

I still wonder about this man that you live with. Is he an artist/actor as a sole occupation? What does Ms. Demure get out of the relationship? Is he a boy – toy past his expiration date?  No need to answer. 
Who takes care of Ms. Demure, and Sassy?
I have two times I have to be at work this week – 11:00 tomorrow and Thursday 2:00 to 4:00.  Otherwise I am still pretty open.
Have a great day!
-Jim
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date:  02/24/15 at 6:18 AM
Re: No TV
Oh, by the way you asked me how I know you live close to work and I don’t think I gave an answer.
You told me when you were on vacation and had to get up early that you never do that.  Also, you live in Boston. Why would you ever want to leave Boston? If I lived there I would try not to own a car.
-J
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Tue, Feb 24, 2015 at 9:05 AM
Subject: Tuesday tunes
Good morning Jim!  I am racing to yet another 3 hour HR meeting this morning, but wanted you to know I am thinking of you and hope to have time at lunch or right after work to respond more fully.  Have a terrific Tuesday!  
-S
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date:  02/24/15 at 9:10 AM
Re: Tuesday tunes
Okay
Speaking of tunes I am listening to a live version of Girl from Ipanema by Gilberto / Getz right now.
Enjoy your day!
-J
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Tue, Feb 24, 2015 at 3:23 PM
Subject: Re: Tuesday tunes
We heard that a lot in Mexico last week.  Great beat!  Do you like to dance? I’m not good at anything that requires much coordination or remembering steps, but I adore shaking my groove thing!  Or a slow, close dance with groping.    
 -S
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: 02/24/15 at 3:38 PM
Aha!  Thanks for circling back around with that explanation of why you think I live close to work.  It is a testament to how closely you pay attention and draw conclusions. 
I did not own a car until I was 43!  I could take cabs or rent cars for less than the insurance costs.  But then I got mixed up with a community project, and had a friend go into a rehab facility in the burbs who was in a wheelchair and a neighbor’s brother was selling his mini-van and… it was time.  
-S
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/24/15 at 4:10 PM
Re: Tuesday tunes
That is also the extent of my dancing ability!
-J
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date:Tue, Feb 24, 2015 at 4:01 PM
Subject: Meet
Hiya Jim! 
I survived another 3 hour workshop this morning – “Resilience in times of change!”  Another free breakfast and Thai lunch.  Yum.  He closed with how the Wizard of Oz is the perfect model for going through change.  Heh. 
No one takes care of me.  Wanna do a little?  
My brain is rather mushy.  Do we want to meet tomorrow after your meeting for a late lunch?  Or Thursday mid-morning?  Or Friday sometime?  Sorry I am usually more organized on setting up a meet but am in this odd confluence of work, theater and family post-vacation crazies.  My practical side says I am too busy to meet but Sassy WANTS TO!  Forgive me. Help me forge ahead!
-S
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/24/15 at 4:17 PM
Re: Meet
How about lunch on Friday?
I can show up for an early lunch if you want. 
I can meet you anywhere you want.
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Tue, Feb 24, 2015 at 4:58 PM
Subject: Re: Meet
Yay!  We have a day and approximate time.  Woohoo!  This helps brighten my day. 
I will think of a safe place, with parking if possible, probably a Starbucks to start?  I may be able to take off work, which would broaden the choices.  Otherwise we’ll have to meet near my office.  
Have you seen this program?  It’s a lot of fun to search for places half way between two points.
-S
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/24/15 at 6:11 PM
Re: Meet
Thanks for agreeing to the meet tool! Very good!


Sexy Sassy photos

February 24. 2015 Tuesday

9:50pm Phil

You not talkin to me anymore?

9:51pm Phil
[photo of his motorcycle in front of an empty lot with a “sold” sign]
9:51pm
Sorry!  Of course I’m talking… just been nutty getting back to work and projects and may be a new man!

9:52pm Phil

Oooh, well good for you!

9:52pm
Your land?

9:52pm Phil 

Yep

9:53pm


[photo of me in the hotel room in Mexico in a beach cover up that is open so you can see my breast in the mirror]

9:54pm
Congrats! There’s a treat to celebrate.

10:03pm
Did you faint?

10:13pm Phil

Oh damn, that’s sexy as hell

10:14pm Phil

[photo of the kitchen in the model home like his]
10:15pm Phil
[photo of the front of the model home]
10:15pm Phil
Such a sexy wench

10:17pm

Place looks very classy!  So now you make 26150 decisions about what to install and build and so forth?

10:18pm Phil 

I put 8 heads in the shower, fireplace out back, get to pick everything, hardwood throughout, 10ft ceilings

10:19pm

Wow!  When can you move in?

10:20pm Phil

[photo of the back of the model house like his]

The back. We’ll see… hope for October, backs up to the woods, I like that. Will get them to build from start to finish, about 4700 square feet, has an office for me, 4 1/2 baths

10:23pm

Mmm… balcony.  : )

10:24pm Phil 
Nice fucking balcony

10:24pm

So… 5x the size of my place.  That’s nuts.

10:25pm Phil
[close up of the balcony of the model home]

Better balcony view
  

10:25pm
Awesome!

10:25pm
 Phil 
Smallest place I could find here that’s not a town house

I need a tax break badly

10:26pm

A different world…
I hear ya

10:26pm Phil 

Yup.
Love the woods. 10 foot ceilings make it look so spacious


10:28pm
How close to neighbors?

10:29pm Phil 
You can see the house next door. About 30 feet between houses and no one behind me

10:29pm

Driveway?  Garage?

10:30pm Phil 
No one can see inside that patio, 2 1/2 car garage, driveway holds 4 cars and fully finished basement with bar

10:30pm

Wow… sounds like you!

10:31pm Phil 

Yup! Nice parking for the bike, great outdoor living area.

Can sit out there naked and sip scotch and watch football

10:31pm

Heh

10:36pm
 Phil 
What? You don’t sit on your patio naked?
 Ha!

10:38pm

Can’t say I do, no…
I’m just a demure business lady!

10:38pm Phil 
Well damn!
Yeah me too.
Demure that is –
Shy and all that.

I would never drop to my knees, yank a woman’s pants down and shove my tongue in her pussy. Much to shy for that!

 Nite sweet girl! Pleasant dreams

10:44pm

[photo of me in the hotel room in Mexico with blue panties and finger on my clit]


Sweet sexy dreams!



Ms Personality

February 23, 2015 Monday
From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/23/15 at 6:03 AM
Re: No TV
Hey Sassy,
I needed to look up Strength Finder. 
Rasputin is very alive, in fact he has always been alive. So you have a book to support training seminars, ongoing “train the trainer training”….and let me guess – the employees take a test that has “no wrong answers”. LOL!

People like me will read the book, and even attend a seminar to help game the results in my favor. If you are in HR then play the game, and enjoy the working lunches! This particular cynicism comes from experience with several of these exercises.
I think wifey, and my older son watched the Oscars. I would have watched simply to witness the hijinks of Neil Harris, but I tend to turn in very early to get an early start…I was up around 4:00AM.
I am happy to help.  I am a “Trusted Advisor”.  It is not what I do, it is what I am.  Does that make sense to you?
I do have a thorny problem that you can solve. For me, the “t” in thorny is silent.
Have a great first day back!
-J
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Mon, Feb 23, 2015 at 7:51 AM
Subject: Re: No TV
Good morning Jim!  You have me giggling first thing.   Thorny man.  
Yeah…I’m a total cynic about personality inventory exercises.  This is the third one I’ve done. Myers Briggs, Disc… always seems to happen when management is flailing.  and change nothing.  These meetings seem especially cruel my first two days back.  
Look out a window to the south and think of me.  I am looking north and flashing you as I get dressed!  Have a marvelous Monday! 
-S
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From: Jim
To; Sassy
Date: 02/23/15 at 7:58 AM
Re: No TV
Hah! I did both of those…MB on my own…I am an INTP…big surprise?
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date:Mon, Feb 23, 2015 at 8:27 PM
Subject:Re: No TV
Hiya Jim!  
How are you this fine evening?  
Sorry I was quiet today.  Work was nutty.  I survived the Strengths Finder workshop.  Total waste of time.  No action items.  I put the book away in the file cabinet and mourned the loss of time that I could not get back to replying to emails.  I did get a “free” breakfast and lunch.  Woohoo.  
Before I leave that, I will tell you my main strengths were: 
Positivity
Individualization 
Harmony
Arranger
Empathy
Does that sync with what you know about me so far? 
I took the Myers Briggs years ago as part of a public speaking course, to drive home the point that members of your audience come at the material in many ways and you have to include them all.  I remember that there were three Vs:
1) Volunteers – who are interested and engaged and chose to be there
2) Vacationers – who didn’t want to go but it’s better than work, right? 
3) Victims who were forced to be there and aren’t happy about it
I can’t remember my M-B results!  I remember thinking they were not accurate when I read the description, or they only described my business lady self, who is such a small part of who I am and rather forced by expectations rather than my natural self.  
I looked up the types. Yours makes sense given what you’ve told me so far.  I think we complement each other? 
http://www.myersbriggs.org/my-mbti-personality-type/mbti-basics/the-16-mbti-types.htm#INTp
Reading them over, I think this comes closest but the two above it also make sense and can be seen in my Sassy behaviors:
ENFJ
Warm, empathetic, responsive, and responsible. Highly attuned to the emotions, needs, and motivations of others. Find potential in everyone, want to help others fulfill their potential. May act as catalysts for individual and group growth. Loyal, responsive to praise and criticism. Sociable, facilitate others in a group, and provide inspiring leadership
Hubby is out again… another quiet night here.  I am thinking about meeting you, trying to figure out when and where.  I still have a lot to do to catch up at work but am beginning to see the light. Thank you for your patience.  
Very soon, there will be a hug and a kiss if you want them…
-S

A seal, a manatee and a dolphin!

February 23, 2015 Monday

[If you missed the earlier part of my trip, click to catch up]

Mexico Day 1 
Mexico Day 2 – Swimming underground
Mexico Day 3 – Chichen Itza

Mexico Day 3 – Part 2 Dinner in the city

Mexico Day 4 – Seafood

Mexico Day 5 – Isla de Mujeres
Mexico Day 6 – The Perfect Sunset
Mexico Day 7 – Beach lunch
Mexico Day 8

12:35am
Finally got photos from our Isla Mujeres Dolphin Discovery visit.  I couldn’t take my phone into the water so I pulled photos from their web site and the ones Sis bought from their cameras. They have huge open ocean tanks we got down into. There’s nothing like being kissed by a sea lion named Michelle. Fish breath! She ate a lot of fish. She was wicked smart. 

12:39am
I also got smooched by a manatee named Sabrina! She is big but gentle. I got to feed her lettuce. They love lettuce! That’s all they do – eat lots of lettuce. They have interesting snouts.

12:42am

Finally we swam with dolphins. Madonna and Picasso put on quite a show! I thought I’d like that part best, but the waves were a bit too much for me and the weather turned cold, so after I got to touch their fins (yes that’s me) and kiss a snout, I watched everyone else ride their backs standing up!

http://www.dolphinworld.org/mexico-locations/cancun-isla-mujeres-dolphin-programs/

10:43pm Phil
Welcome home

11:20pm
Thanks


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I posted a few trip photos every day this week. If you want to see all my trip photos in one place, click over to Google+ for either: 
1) The trip highlights album (46 photos)

Customer Service

February 22, 2015 Sunday
From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date:  02/22/15 at 7:19 AM
Re: My Picture at a conference
Somehow I am jovial, and relaxed despite being here at home. I actually did not explore that case of Pino Noir yesterday. I do try to limit that as much as possible.
I have nicknames that people a sign to me:
[he listed off 8 nicknames]
…so rather dry stuff there.
You can call me whatever you’d like 😉
Sorry about hubby. At least you can take you’re mind off of him for a few minutes later this week.
XO
Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 10:09 AM
Subject: The name game
Good morning Jim!
So tough facing reality this morning.  Have a bad case of the “don’t wannas.”  Vacations have a sucky way of making me notice parts of my real life that aren’t set up right.  Luckily I have a juicy message from you! 
My goodness… people think you are serious, huh?  Makes me want to think of fun, silly or sexy nicknames for you!  
Most of my nicknames are riffs on my middle name.  I gave up my first name at 18 months to a doll.  No clue why.  According to family lore, my mom asked me to name the doll and I said my first name. She said, “No, that’s your name!”  I replied, no, my name was my middle name.  Somehow it stuck.  I have deleted my first name from everything I can, don’t even associate with it at all anymore.  
And now I have an entirely new name and sassy side of my personality to explore!  Heh. 
I’d better get rolling on exciting laundry and cleaning and ordering groceries delivered and… I am more than willing to stop now and then and write to you about naughty things like paying attention to your nipples!  You are my happy place right now.  Hope I can be that for you!

-S
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From: Jim 
To: Sassy
Date: 02/22/15 at 4:55 PM
Re: The name game
I can imagine how that must feel. The hard realities should make you appreciate the next vacation even more.
Yes, I was quite sober when I was a child. I had good reason to be due to nature and nurture. I learned to loosen up in my late teens and early twenties.
I try to present a kinder, gentler Jim when possible. Sometimes I come off as harsh and authoritarian. I do not mean to most of the time.
Happy to be your happy place! Especially if you don’t stop at the nipples!
-Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 6:34 PM
Subject: Sunday night
Ah… a peaceful Sunday night.  Hubby has gone off to help prep for a community event.  I am alone.  I’m trying to label trip photos in Google Plus for the two or three friends who use it.  Tedious but fun to relive the moments.  I post them to Facebook every day, then post them all to G+ when I get home.  Maybe I can bore you with them soon. Heh. 
Had a fun time at the birthday lunch.  We took over four tables at The Ninety Nine and ate and socialized.  The birthday guy seemed well pleased.  I set up a photo for Facebook with him being squeezed by two women.  Got quite the smile out of him!  
I need advice.  How do I get Verizon to do what I ask?  I’ve asked three times without any resolution! 
My mom moved in November.  I am at the tail-end of the massive project of closing and selling her home, getting everything settled with her finances etc.  I called Verizon 2 days before she moved to turn off her internet and move her phone and send the bills to me.  They moved her phone.  Yay! 
I called back 2 days after she moved to ask them to change the phone into her name (from my dad’s name).  I got a bill in mid-November (so they did change the mailing address) still in my Dad’s name that still billed for the internet.  I called to have them reverse that charge and change the name. 
I got a bill in mid-December.  In my dad’s name, with a credit for internet charge.  And a new internet charge.  I called to ask them to change the name and reverse the internet charge and please no more internet! 
I got a bill mid-January.   In my dad’s name, with a credit for internet charge.  And a new internet charge.  I called to ask them to change the name and reverse the internet charge and please no more internet!  They could see this had been going on for over two months, said the requests were in there, just “on hold.”  I asked them what I had to do get them to go through.  They said they would fix it. 
Each time it has taken more than 45 minutes on the phone, nice person promised to fix it.  Nothing. 
So… it’s mid-February.  Wanna guess what was in the mail today?  Yup.   A Verizon bill.  In my dad’s name, with a credit for internet charge.  And a new internet charge.  Any clue on how to make them do the two things I need done?  I wish there was a way to stop doing business with them.  I can usually resolve such things but I am stumped! 
Sorry to ask but you seem like someone who might have a bright idea! 
-S
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/22/15 at 6:54 PM
Subject: Try this IF Recipe: If I upload a photo to Facebook then also upload that photo to Picasa/Google plus.
Try this IF Recipe: If I upload a photo to Facebook then also upload that photo to Picasa/Google plus. https://ifttt.com/recipes/45966?z=4580398
That’s supposedly a program that will automatically post to G+ automatically when you post pics to FB. I don’t know how to set this up, but I know it’s possible. I’ll bet there is a young guy at the office that can help set that up.
I think the only way to get satisfaction from Verizon is to demand escalation immediately. As soon as the rep answers demand to speak to a supervisor. Be as assertive as you can about this right from the beginning. If they read the script again say “Stop talking. Put me through to your supervisor now, please.” Repeat that phrase until they transfer you. Don’t be surprised if they hang up…simply call back…lather, rinse, repeat.
When you are promised a resolution have them send that to you in email while you wait on the phone. There will be a confirmation number…make sure you have that.
That will work. They perform much better when you have a paper trail.  I used this technique with Fairpoint and US Cellular with success. I won’t be getting any Christmas cards from US Cellular.
Fairpoint workers were on strike when you started this process, for all I know they still are. I think that is why you are having a hard time.
That sounds like a fun birthday party. I like the baked scrod and the Buffalo tenders at the 99. The strawberry salad is really good, too. What a lucky guy, BTW.
-J 

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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 9:53 PM
Subject: No TV
Hiya Jim! 
Are you watching the Oscars?  
I am fated to write to you this evening!  Even though I rarely watch TV, I planned to see two shows tonight – Downton Abbey and the Oscars.  I’m not interested in movies much, but it’s a short course in pop culture and the fashion disasters can be fun.  So of course, the cable is not working!  Ha!  I suspect Hubby did something to it while I was gone to watch movies but no amount of knob fiddling will make it right. Ugh.  
Thanks for a tech solution to my photo issues.  And for the Verizon suggestion!  Bet that isn’t what you signed on to AM to do!  I appreciate it.  Any thorny problems I can help you solve?  🙂 
I feel like a dullard tonight… forgive me if my demure business lady is sneaking in.  I am dreading returning to work.  If it were a normal day, I’d be mildly morose.  But we’re having a 3 hour meeting with HR first thing to talk about the results of our Strengths Finder inventory.  Are you familiar with that?  
Let me escape into your arms?  Please be totally selfish for a moment and tell me something I can do for you in a sexy way?  
Here’s to touching… caressing… stroking… mmm… 
Have a good night, J.

-S

Unlikely Friendship

February 22, 2015 Sunday

2:21pm
Went out for a birthday lunch at the Ninety-Nine for a project peep.  So fun to see people!

9pm
For all of you who adore mixed species pals, here’s a beautiful series of 14 photos.  There are some of my relationships that feel like this most days!


“The Unlikely Friendship Of A Dog And An Owl by A Professional Animal Photographer Tanja Brandt”

Lots closer

February 21, 2015 Saturday
From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/21/15 at 8:10 AM
Re: Hello From Chilly Boston!
My Dear Sassy,
I love you’re email. I will write a proper reply later as I have interesting things to report!
For now, I caution you to not think of me on the plane lest you’re sweet lady parts freeze solid upon you’re arrival in Boston.  Try to focus on whichever movie is showing today.
Safe travel.
XO
Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date:Sat, Feb 21, 2015 at 8:27 AM
Subject: Re: Hello From Chilly Boston!
Good morning Jim!  
Another beautiful morning – mid-60’s right now with a stiff breeze off the ocean and the surf crashing and the palm trees dancing in the sun.  Ah…. and I had a message from a NH man.  That is my idea of a perfect start. 
I am scurrying to pack and shower and get my niece rolling… they are meeting at the breakfast buffet but I don’t want to eat that much before I fly.  The flight down was quite turbulent over FL and only a mostly-empty stomach kept me out of tummy troubles.  I usually have a strong stomach but flying tests me.  Thank you for your good wishes.  I have a feeling we’re going to need them. 
Just got the hotel bill for the incidentals.  Quite a shock to see $7,679!  Whee!  Ah… wait… that’s PESOS.  Phew.  And they charged the other two massages to my room instead of my sister’s, so dividing by $14.30 peso/dollar I am only in the $300s for meals and mini-bar which is still a lot but much better!  
I can not stop thinking about you.  I adore this stage where you are still perfect.  Good thing I am wearing slacks today so the ice won’t show.  
Have a grand Saturday!  Mwah! 
-S 
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/21/15 at 12:45 PM
Re: Hello From Chilly Boston!
Hi Sassy,
What a funny email! At first I thought you are an insane hedonist when I saw that bill! Wow those massages must have been far better than you let on! 😉
I must quickly return to the subject of trepidation. In my missive of 16, February I offered some perspective on this topic. I would like to offer a bit more perspective.  Fear and attraction are among the functions controlled by our ancient brains. Technically I think this region is known as the amygdala, but I like the term ancient brain better.  So for aguably six million years of hominid existence we are still driven by our base impulses…. especially Sassy!  The demure business woman that owns a partial interest in Sassy’s fun gear has shown herself today. Ms. Demure mentions a valid concern in this case. 
Too good is too good to be true. That is what we tell ourselves to remain safe. Yet, when you say this is the time when we are both still perfect, logic dictates that I must concur. (Mr. Demure?)
Perhaps we could agree to wait a month, or two, or three to meet in person. Waiting could make the fire burn hotter. If we wait long enough you can use our communication as the basis for a book.  50 Shades of Oh My Goodness!!
My biological imperative dictates that I must take you for my own before another suitor wins your attention. Our intellect is at odds with our base instincts in these matters!
A man pursues a woman until she catches him.
Therefore the timing of our meeting is at a time, and place of Sassy’s choosing.  I assure you that I am a perfect gentleman…until the right moment!
I await your reply. Growl!
X O
Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Sat, Feb 21, 2015 at 3:43 PM
Subject: Re: Hello From Chilly Boston!
Hiya Jim!  We’re in the air over FL so wifi finally works.  It is such a relief be on the way.  Now if we can land…they say they can unless the forecast is way off. They changed the type of plane, so reassigned the seats.  We ended up in 4 different rows. Ick.  At least my niece is directly behind her mom. 
Next step can be a phone chat, if you’re up for that.  Look at your schedule and let me know when it could work?  We can discuss the weather and whatever. 
-S
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/21/15 at 4:37 PM
Re: Hello From Chilly Boston!
Hi Sassy,
I would love to meet you for coffee somewhere if that is okay with you. I think communication in person is much better. I am very comfortable with that, but if you are not it’s okay. I am pretty open next week at the moment so you can take any slot that you want. I have no problem driving to Boston. Days are best, but I can swing an evening in most cases.
I have no expectations for physical contact despite our rather salacious emails this week.
As a matter of safety please check this link:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/[hisname].com
I am a gentleman. As I said earlier our meeting is at you’re discretion. Choose a time and place, or if you wish to call first my GV phone number is [xxx-xxx-xxxx].
XO
-Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: 02/21/15 at 5:58 PM
Re: Hello From Chilly Boston!
We’re on the ground!  So relieved!  
I’m not on LinkedIn, so I can’t see much but I may Google from there.   Thank you.
Coffee sounds good. Maybe somewhere we could continue to a meal.  Let me get to work and see what’s happening and I will be back with an idea. I’m so excited! 
I hope to see you, talk, and perhaps see how you kiss, if we want to.
More later!
Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/21/15 at 7:25 PM
Subject: My Picture at a conference
Hi Sassy,
Here is a photo of me at a corporate event.  I think I look slightly better now. I was pretty uptight because I went out there my first week on the job.  Hope you still want to meet! 🙂
-Jim
Shared from my Android with Clean File Manager
 http://clean.fm/download
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date: Sat, Feb 21, 2015 at 8:41 PM
Subject: Re: My Picture at a conference
Hiya Handsome!  Great photo!!  Thank you for sending it.  Of course I want to meet you.  Here’s one of me in return.  It’s about 2 years old, but I look like that except my hair is much longer.  Do you still want to meet me?  🙂 
I picked up Chinese food and am home now.  Whee!  Fun to land on a completely white runway… NOT!  
Can you tell I am lots closer?  🙂 
-S
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From: Jim
To: Sassy
Date: 02/21/15 at 9:05 PM
Re: My Picture at a conference
Hey Sweet Sassy,
Chinese sounds wonderful. If you have relations with a Chinese person 20 minutes later your horny again. I’ll bet you have heard that one before.
I love the picture. I believe the background image suits you.
So longer hair now…mmmmm…I can grab a nice handful!
So Sassy went from Mexico Maven to Boston Babe. I know I like you both! Now if I can handle Ms. Demure I will have hit the trifecta. I wonder what the prize is for that?
I can tell you are closer because the font is smaller due to the cold…that happens to me after I swim in the pool.
XO
Jim
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From: Sassy
To: Jim
Date:Sat, Feb 21, 2015 at 10:22 PM
Subject: Re: My Picture at a conference
Wow – you’re jovial tonight.  What did you drink for dinner?  Or is this the weekend, laid back fellow?  It’s fun! 
Do people call you Jim?  Is that how you think of yourself? I tend to nickname people… J… Jay… JiMan… hot stuff.  Heh.  Tell me if you hate that.  
I was concentrating on dealing with the weather… forgot I’d have to deal with Hubby.  *sigh He is in a mood. 
It’s tough not to jump in my car now and hug you.  But I will be patient.  
I’m off to bed.  Sweet sexy dreams, J. 

-S