November 14, 2013
So… I’m twitchy. It’s been over two months since my meet with The Lawyer in early September. And I am getting really twitchy. Sure, I’ve kept busy with some delightful men online and a couple of delicious blow jobs in my car, but damn it – I need more!
I am doubting whether I can find what I want on Ashley Madison… so far I’ve had 14 first meets, and one second meet a year later! And a bunch of email kings. Guilt kings. Doms, subs, the guy in ladies underwear, and the one who wanted to listen to me take a shit! Whee! And I haven’t heard from anyone lately anyway. I need to do something different but I don’t know what. Where can I find a man to have sex with long-term??
So of course, after weeks of silence on AM, I got a short note on a Thursday afternoon. I read it on my phone during a late lunch.
Date: Nov 14th – 2:10pm
Hello Sassy! Interested in the “finding what’s missing” part you talked about. The search is half the fun but I will know what’s missing when I find it. Interested in searching together? You might like it. I’m a cuddly touchy feelee kinda guy. No stress or drama from me. Just FWB but the friend part is imortant to me. Take care, Tom
Hunh… another guy named Tom. Not a free wink or a favorite… a real message! And he read my profile – quoted from it. A couple of typos. What does “biker” mean? Trail bike? Motorcycle?
But it’s enough to make me go look at his profile. If he spent money, I should at least read his profile.
- He says 59… probably 62 or so. Whatever. Fine.
- He’s says New Hampshire. Hunh. I haven’t met an AM man from there. And along the seacoast! Nice. It’s not that far from Boston. Maybe an hour?
- 6″ 240 pounds. “Full sized.” Sounds great!
- Limits: Anything Goes. Okay… much better than all those “Undecided” dudes.
- He clicked 6 checkboxes. None of them about sex. No text. Huh. Well… as Riff Dog would say, “Nothing to object to!”
It certainly made me curious to learn more. I thought about him all afternoon, then wrote him back just before I left work.
Date: Nov 14th – 5:02pm
Hiya Tom! How are you this fine evening? Thanks for your message! I’d adore exploring with you. I’ve been told I’m the nicest woman ever, a great communicator, very discreet, no drama… looking for fun and passion and a confidante. Is that you? If you’re ready to hug a big, tall woman, here I am! Would you pop down here to see me? I’m an office manager. I help run a community project in my spare time. I’ve been married 17 years, no kids, two cats. We’re great friends, but no sex for years, so cuddly sounds really good to me. I beat cancer two years ago. I’m whole and healthy now, but want to live life to the fullest! What else can I tell you that would make you want to join in the fun? Tell me more about you? What sort of fun do you have in mind? Let’s figure out if we can find something great together. -Sassy
Date: Nov 14th – 5:09pm
Thanks for writing back. On the road now will get back to you over the weekend. Interested in getting to know you soon.
He wrote right back! I adore that! Yay! I was riding in the car when it arrived… read it sitting at a stoplight while Hubby talked about what to pick up for supper.
But he doesn’t have time to reply properly? What? Why did you message me if you’re on the road? I am hot to trot and…. grrr… now I have to wait until the weekend?! Ugh. I decided this called for a polite answer and nothing more. Harrumph.
Date: Nov 14th – 5:53pm
One wanted to listen to you do WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Ah yes… Mr. Scat. Isn’t the breath of human desire fascinating?