Skype Landshark

Monday, September 9, 2013
from: Landshark
to: Sassy
date:  Mon, Sep 9, 2013 at 5:38 AM
subject:  Re: Blog
Good morning –
Greetings from Logan Airport.  This is just a quick trip.   
I am finding this conversation addictive … that can’t be dangerous, can it?
You’ve never been to my town?  I just can’t believe that!  Whereabouts do you live?  I grew up in NY, but have been in the Boston area for over 20 years.
Drooling over me?  I mean my cooking?  I just cook whatever.  The basic Italian dishes were the easiest to learn way back when – so that is where I gravitate.
About the ladies … it is all about variety – and excitement I suppose.  Not much of that at home.  We all have needs that just can’t always be met at home.  But, I really enjoy sex – and the flirting and shared energies before/after – though I can’t say that I am someone who just falls into bed with anyone – life is complicated enough.  I do have the capacity to compartmentalize things – so that does help with the guilt. 
They are calling my flight – time to shut the laptop down.  Boy, it’s early…
Glad the chat was fun.  Hope to chat with you soon.
Evan
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from:  Sassy
to:    Landshark
date:  Mon, Sep 9, 2013 at 12:35 PM
subject:  Re: Blog
Hiya Evan, 
Wow!  Thanks for your message at Too Early O’Clock! What a great way to start to my day!  Strange to think of you so close to me then and now so far away!  But I suppose it’s all the same – you’re on my computer screen either way.  
Addictive, eh?  What an interesting word.  Maybe that’s why I am writing instead of working. I’m taking it as a compliment, in the chocolate way and not the heroin way.  No danger.  Well… not much.  Okay a bit.  Do be careful who can see this email account?  And please be careful building me up too much.  These heady early days when I am an image you’ve built in your mind can lead to trouble when I turn out to be a regular gal who puts her panties on one leg at a time.  But let’s hold that off awhile!  For now I can be whoever you imagine.  And you can be George Clooney.  Ha!  
I’m in Boston.  I don’t venture west of Boston much.  It’s strange that your town is so close but not on my radar.  I was raised around Albany but came here after college.  What part of NY for you?  Do you go back?  I used to go a lot but my folks moved over here when my niece was born, so we don’t have to venture out that way anymore! 
A man who cooks?  Yummy.  I am definitely drooling!  As you can tell from my blog, food and sex are closely linked for me.  I am limited to food for the most part these days, so it’s a hot topic!  Have you read a lot of my blog?  Some?  Many guys just look at the photos.  Just trying to figure out whether you know all my stories already or if I should tell them.  If you already know, sorry for the repeats! 
Only three ladies over the years?  That is moderate!  Especially for someone who travels for business.  One of my guy chat pals was with that many women last week.  He broke up with his long-term lady and her friends pounced on him!  Heh.  I hear lots of stories and gave up judging a man from his “number.”  
I didn’t marry until I was 38 – lots of time to make a fool of myself in my wild youth.  And now… well… after surviving cancer I want to live life to the fullest!  Doesn’t mean I fall into bed with just anyone either but I do want sex to be part of my life!  
I am a big believer in getting different things from different people.  Many of my project peeps are poly and have that down to a science.  So please don’t think I will judge you – I adore hearing the stories and it doesn’t matter if your number is 2 or 200.  
It would be fun to chat!  I have a Yahoo account, this gmail and a Google Voice phone number (that looks like it’s in CA) if you want to indulge in being sassed in real time.  I will warn you I have a very sultry voice.  It’s one of my top five features!  You’re probably running around like crazy but if you get lonely in a hotel room tonight, let’s see if we can connect?  If not, no worries.  No rush.  You do write beautifully.  I wish you blogged… but it is a lot of work.  So I will hoard your words to myself.
Safe travels! 
-S
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from:  Landshark
to:    Sassy
date:  Mon, Sep 9, 2013 at 4:06 PM
subject:  Re: Blog
sitting here in a boring meeting … thanks for the highlight.
you put on your panties one leg at a time?  I had envisioned something far more acrobatic!
I have read through a lot of your blog – and I might have looked at 1 or 2 of the pictures … well maybe 3.
I grew up outside of NYC.  My folks still live down there – so I get down there every couple of months and occasionally on business.  I feel very comfortable in a city environment.  Something about the hustle and bustle and energy.
Three women … yep.  Though in the interest of full disclosure – there were a couple of one-night stands.  But, overall – they were essentially ‘crimes of opportunity.’  With each of them, I was either in the area quite a bit – or on a regular basis.  My travel recently has been pretty unpredictable – or with other people.
A sultry voice … it would have to be late tonight – have a dinner meeting with the client and then will be staggering back to my room.  So – what are your other ‘top 4’ attributes?  Thanks for the compliment about my writing – I do enjoy it but just don’t have the time – or the creativity to come up with a regular stream of content.
Also in the interest of full disclosure – I don’t look like George Clooney. 
Evan
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from:  Sassy
to:    Landshark
date:  Mon, Sep 9, 2013 at 8:25 PM
subject:  Re: Blog
Hiya!  Hope your meeting got more exciting or got over!  
Don’t worry about chatting tonight.  I’m sure you need to crash after having gotten up so early.  I hope there will be other chances soon.
My office was a zoo today!  I am so glad to be home.  Hubby decided it would be great to go out for Greek with another couple tonight, when all I wanted was a nap. Ah well… the taramousalada made it worth it.  
My grandparents lived in Mount Vernon and Gramps worked on Madison Avenue, so we spent a lot of time in the city as kids.  We were lucky to do Broadway shows, museums, restaurants, and go to Saks with his secretary.  The town I grew up in was small and being the minister’s kid made it a fish bowl for me.  I was determined to live in a bigger place as an adult!  
It’s great that you rolled with the opportunities.  Philip says he only regrets things he didn’t do, nothing he has done!  That’s a good attitude!  So how long did your flings last?  
Sassy’s top five – what men notice and comment on: 
1) My ample chest 
2) My infectious smile 
3) My deep blue eyes 
4) My sultry voice
5) My big vocabulary 
You’ve experienced the first and last. Anything else you’ve noticed? Beyond that, some mention my sense of humor, my openness to discuss anything, that I’m “too nice” and that no one else has ever shared porn with them!  
What are you top five qualities?  
Not Clooney, eh? Is there a celebrity people say you look like?  Any actresses you dream about?  I wanted to be Andie MacDowell when I grew up but no luck so far.  
Sweet sexy dreams! 
-S
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from: Landshark
to: Sassy
date:  Mon, Sep 9, 2013 at 8:37 PM
subject:  Re: Re: Blog
damn. you know I had hoped to talked to you tonight. am heading to dinner now – will send a longer note later if you are not available. 
glad the Greek was good. it’s one of my favorite cuisines. 
Evan
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from:  Sassy 
to:    Landshark
date:  Mon, Sep 9, 2013 at 8:42 PM
subject:  Re: Re: Blog
If you want to connect, I’ll be around!  Were you thinking phone or IM?
-S
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from:  Landshark
to:    Sassy
date:  Mon, Sep 9, 2013 at 8:46 PM
subject:  Re: Re: Re: Blog
do you want to try im or should I just see how sultry that voice if yours is?
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from:  Sassy
to:  Landshark
date:  Mon, Sep 9, 2013 at 9:26 PM
subject:  Re: Re: Re: Blog
Whatever you like.  Typing or talking? 
You can ping me here or at Yahoo at the same user ID.  
Phone – Does it work better to call me or me call you?  If you want to call, it’s [number redacted] or send me the room phone #.  
I should be up for quite awhile yet.  I’m a nightowl due to chat.
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from:  Landshark
to:    Sassy
date:  Mon, Sep 9, 2013 at 9:31 PM
subject:  Re: Re: Re: Re: Blog
cool. can you tell that I find you addictive? (like chocolate!)
heading back shortly. will try you then.
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from: Sassy
to:  Landshark
date:  Mon, Sep 9, 2013 at 9:47 PM
subject:  Re: Re: Re: Re: Blog
Yay!  I am so excited! 
The first time you call my GV # from any given number, it will ask for your name and there will be a slight delay… hang on.  
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So he called me while he was alone in a hotel room far away.  
I have Google Voice so I don’t have to give out my real phone number.  It asks the caller’s name the first time you call, then tells me what they said and asks if I want to accept the call.  Usually I get a nervous… “Uh.. Chris” from a guy.  This time I hear a very confident, “Landshark.”  I was laughing so hard I couldn’t talk when he came on the line!  So I chose that for his blog nickname.  I asked him if he knew what that reference was really about… an SNL skit about a guy who worms his way into a lady’s place and ravages her.  “Oh yes,” he answers with an evil laugh.   
His phone kept cutting out, so he asked if we could switch to Skype.  I’d never used it before, so I downloaded the app, signed up for an account and pinged him back in less than 3 minutes.  Whew!  He turned on the video option and showed me his belly button and his boxer briefs.  Yum.  Then we went back to voice only.  It has really good quality, must better than Google Voice.  I felt like I was lying next to him in bed.  He has a beautiful voice… mesmerizing!  
It was very early days.. I thought we’d just chat quickly, friendly, and he’d hear my sultry voice but we ended up talking for two hours and he went over the line very quickly into very sexy talk and made me cum twice!  I got lost in his voice and my body reacted.  Whee!

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