Zombie jokes

Monday, October 31
8:11 am Phil
Yeah and yeah. Opened some boxes, watched some football. Great Chili party. This is such a cool neighborhood. Thai chili was the best. Needed more heat but was really good. Enjoy the day!
8:42 am
Good morning! Sun 39 and lovely! Have a marvelous Monday!
8:44 am
Busy week?
8:51 am Phil
always! Good month though, couple nice holiday breaks coming up plus a trip.

10:27pm
I forgot to say Happy Halloween!  Hope you had a great one.  

Here are six bad zombie jokes:
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately
What do you call dead cows that come back to life?
Zombeef
What do you call a monster with no neck?
The Lost Neck Monster
What do you do with a green zombie?
Wait until it ripens
What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships
What goes “Ha-ha-ha… THUD!”
A zombie laughing his head off. 


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